College Life deck
From Dvorak - A Blank-Card Game
| College Life deck | |
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| Designer | Conner, P. Courterier, J. |
| Date | 21/10/2007 |
| Players | 2+ |
| This deck has not been categorised. | |
| To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.) | |
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The Play
All players start the game with five cards dealt to the left of the dealer. To simulate the college/university selection process all players must pass one card to the player on their right. Once each player has passed and received their cards, the remaining cards are placed face down and the play begins with the person to the left of the dealer.
Discard Pile
Tapped Cards
When an untapable card is tapped due to a negative effect or object it is out of play for the duration of the effect or object card's game text.
Instants
Effects
Ailments
Student Leader
Judicial Sanction
Academic Probation
Counters
Card List
People
The Science Nerd
Person-Student
Can be played as senator. When effected with inebriation double the length of the effect period, however The Science Nerd only takes half the dice roll penalty.
Card by J. Courterier, P. Conner
International Exchange Student
Person-Student
International Exchange Student (IES) may not be played as a senator. IES is immune to academic probation.
"If I tried this crap in Iran they would beat me."
"If I tried this crap in Iran they would beat me."
Card by P. Conner
The Dirty Hippie
Person-Student
Can play up to two other students when Dirty Hippie is played. May also be played as senator.
"Patchouli is not a substitute for showering!" - Phil Conner
"Patchouli is not a substitute for showering!" - Phil Conner
Card by P. Conner
Resident Assistant
Person-Student
Resident Assistant (RA) is a student leader. When RA is played play one other student from hand, student is under automatic judicial sanction.
"I do it for the room!" - Resident Assistant
"I do it for the room!" - Resident Assistant
Card by J. Courterier, P.Conner
Director of Student Life
Person-Administrator
When played, Director of Student Life (DSL) modifies all dice rolls relating to student government by -1.
Dance-techno never sounded so good.
Dance-techno never sounded so good.
Card by J. Courterier, P. Conner
Dr. PsychSci
Person-Faculty
When played can remove academic probation from target student. May also be played as an administrator, however Dr. PsychSci must abandon faculty status. May be played as a Thesis Advisor
"Psychology is a science, damn it!" - Dr. PsychSci
"Psychology is a science, damn it!" - Dr. PsychSci
Card by J. Courterier, P. Conner
Chemistry Lab TA
Person-Faculty
When played player must place any student on the green on academic probation.
May not be played as a thesis advisor.
"Your lab reports are due tomorrow, yes...all 50 pages!" - Chemistry Lab TA
"Your lab reports are due tomorrow, yes...all 50 pages!" - Chemistry Lab TA
Card by P. Conner
University President
Person-Administration
When University President is played all faculty and staff are tapped for 1d3 rounds.
"Would you like a bottle of Cabernet?" - University President after a formal function
"Would you like a bottle of Cabernet?" - University President after a formal function
Card by J. Courterier, P. Conner
Vice President of Academic Affairs
Person-Administrator
When played Vice President of Academic Affairs may place one student not in your control on the green into your hand
"I hold your career in academia in the palm of my hand!" - Vice President of Academic Affairs
"I hold your career in academia in the palm of my hand!" - Vice President of Academic Affairs
Card by J. Courterier, P. Conner
Dr. Apathy
Person-Faculty
Must cause inebriation in target student when played.
"As an undergrad I used to shoot bottles off the electron microscope" - Dr. Apathy
"As an undergrad I used to shoot bottles off the electron microscope" - Dr. Apathy
Card by J. Courterier, P. Conner
Poli Sci Guy
Person-Student
May be played as a senator. When played may place two cards into discard pile, and draw two more.
"Do you want me to go get "Robert's Rules? I have it in my trunk." - Poli Sci Guy
"Do you want me to go get "Robert's Rules? I have it in my trunk." - Poli Sci Guy
Card by P. Conner, J. Courterier
The Blonde
Person-Student
When played automatically becomes SG President for 2d6 rounds. The Blonde is a Student Leader. Cannot use SG President on The Blonde.
"It takes too much thought to think" - Melanie
"It takes too much thought to think" - Melanie
Card by J. Courterier, M. Shelton, P. Conner
SGA President
Person-Student
When played all Student Leaders are tapped for 1d3 rounds. Afterwords, this card can be tapped to provide protection to one Student Leader.
May not be played if The Blonde is SGA President.
May not be played if The Blonde is SGA President.
Card by J. Courterier
Things
The Cell Phone
Thing-Object
Target person can be tapped for 2d6 turns to play two people in a single turn. This effect is reusable.
"You'll get a brain tumor!" - Students mother
"You'll get a brain tumor!" - Students mother
Card by P. Conner
Thesis Topic
Thing-Object
May be played on target student. If student is sent to discard pile take thesis topic into hand.
"Bullshit that you think is important but really isn't"
"Bullshit that you think is important but really isn't"
Card by P. Conner
Free Condom
Thing-Object
Target person is now immune to all sexually transmitted diseases.
"Now I will show you how to put it on with a banana" - Student Health Practitioner
"Now I will show you how to put it on with a banana" - Student Health Practitioner
Card by P. Conner, J. Courterier
Football Helmet
Thing-Object
Target athlete is immune to Judicial Sanction.
"I swear, every time I get hit I feel my brain slosh around in my skull." - Michael Sefcik
"I swear, every time I get hit I feel my brain slosh around in my skull." - Michael Sefcik
Card by P. Conner
Acoustic Guitar
Thing-Object
May be played on any student or faculty member. When played on a student guitar may be used as a student activity. When played on a student, student gains student leader status.
"Because alternative covers are better than air guitar...sometimes"
"Because alternative covers are better than air guitar...sometimes"
Card by P. Conner
Free T-Shirt
Thing-Object
Target student receives student leader status. If target student is tapped untap immediately. Student cannot be sent to discard pile. If a discard effect is played on student with Free T-Shirt caster takes both Student and Free T-Shirt back into hand.
"Because pimpin' aint easy."
"Because pimpin' aint easy."
Card by J. Courterier, P. Conner
The Alluring Freshman
Thing-Relationship
Tap any two students you control on the quad. Roll 1d6 to determine the length of the relationship. Caster receives +1 to all rolls for duration of relationship. The Alluring Freshman counts as an additional student.
"She was a punk who never took advice..."
"She was a punk who never took advice..."
Card by J. Courterier
Forbidden Love
Thing-Relationship
Tap one student and one administrator/faculty member. Pair forms relationship for 1d6 rounds. Caster receives +3 to all rolls for duration of relationship. Counts as either an additional student OR an additional administrator.
If Scandal or Higher Education come into play, player skips one turn.
"My Lab TA is sooo hottt!!!1"- Student Text Message
"My Lab TA is sooo hottt!!!1"- Student Text Message
Card by J. Courterier
MP3 Player
Thing-Object
Allows caster to search the discard pile for any student card.
"Hanson? You still listen to HANSON?"
"Hanson? You still listen to HANSON?"
Card by J. Courterier
Laptop
Thing-Object
When played on target student discard two cards from hand and draw two cards from library.
"The internet is not like a truck..."
"The internet is not like a truck..."
Card by P. Conner
Effects
The All Nighter
Effect-Instant
If target student is currently on Academic Probation, remove student from Academic Probation. If target student is in good standing, student is now immune to Academic Probation.
"Four liters of Mountain Dew and half a carton of cigarettes later my paper is done!" - Phil Conner
"Four liters of Mountain Dew and half a carton of cigarettes later my paper is done!" - Phil Conner
Card by P. Conner
Audit Class
Effect-Instant
May destroy any one target effect. Discard both effects to the discard pile. Does not effect game text.
"Credit? Who needs credit?"
"Credit? Who needs credit?"
Card by P. Conner
Thesis Advisor
Effect-Permanent
Play on any eligible faculty. Faculty member is immune to any effects for 1d3 rounds. If at any time an effect is played to remove targeted faculty member to discard pile, take faculty member into hand and Thesis Advisor is discarded.
"Well that's not the worst idea I have ever seen..." - Thesis Advisor
"Well that's not the worst idea I have ever seen..." - Thesis Advisor
Card by P. Conner, J. Courterier
Black Valentines Day
Effect-Permanent
Black Valentines Day (BVD) may be played as an event. When BVD is brought into play, send one target student in a relationship to discard pile along with the relationship card.
"Black Roses...How sweet?"
"Black Roses...How sweet?"
Card by P. Conner, J. Courterier
Cold Ones
Effect-Instant
Target any person on the green. Target person suffers a -2 penalty to all dice rolls for 1d6 rounds.
"Life is always beautiful through beer goggles"
"Life is always beautiful through beer goggles"
Card by P. Conner
Thesis Advisor
Effect-Permanent
Play on any faculty memeber. Target faculty member is immune to discard effects and Thesis Advisor may not be destroyed.
"Wrong, do it again!"
"Wrong, do it again!"
Card by P. Conner
'A' for Effort
Effect-Permanent
Target student may not be subject to academic probation.
"Sometimes trying is just as good as final grades."
"Sometimes trying is just as good as final grades."
Card by P. Conner
Open Mic Night
Effect-Permanent
Play on any student as student event. Required for Activities Board victory.
"Testing 1,2,3...is anyone out there? Anyone?" - Phil Conner, Undergraduate Student
"Testing 1,2,3...is anyone out there? Anyone?" - Phil Conner, Undergraduate Student
Card by J. Courterier
Herpes
Effect-Instant
When card comes into play roll 1d3. 1d3 students have herpes permanently. If there are more than three players, each player rolls 1d6. The three players with the lowest scores receive herpes. May be cured by University Health Clinic.
"Mommy has it in a special place..." - One student to another
"Mommy has it in a special place..." - One student to another
Card by R. Phillips
Student Leadership
Effect-Permanent
When played on student, target student is tapped for two rounds. Student cannot be sent to discard pile.
"Hell on Earth without compensation." - Student Leader
"Hell on Earth without compensation." - Student Leader
Card by J. Courterier, P. Conner
The Ex
Effect-Instant
Breakup formed target relationship. Discard both people.
"Yeah, they left you for your professor..."
"Yeah, they left you for your professor..."
Card by J. Courterier, P. Conner
Higher Education "Three Year Itch"
Effect-Instant
Target player must loose one administrator from the green to discard pile. Target player gets their choice.
"I was getting tired of this place anyway!" - Former Director of Student Life
"I was getting tired of this place anyway!" - Former Director of Student Life
Card by P. Conner
University Health Clinic
Effect-Instant
Cure any ailment including inebriation. Discard University Health Clinic.
"Well it will just have to come off!" - M.D.
"Well it will just have to come off!" - M.D.
Card by J. Courterier, P. Conner
Technological Dependency
Effect-Permanent
Play onto any person. Target person suffers -2 penalty to all dice rolls when lacking a technological object.
"Three days without the internet? I would die!" - One student to another
"Three days without the internet? I would die!" - One student to another
Card by P. Conner
Judicial Sanction
Effect-Instant
Play on target student and roll 1d6. If value of die is three or greater student is tapped for 2 rounds.
"Please, step into my office" - Judicial Officer
"Please, step into my office" - Judicial Officer
Card by J. Courterier, P. Conner
Neisseria gonorrheae
Effect-Permanent
Play 'The Clap' on any target person. Person may not be a member of a relationship and game text is rendered unusable until cured.
"What is it doctor, it burns! - Student
"What is it doctor, it burns! - Student
Card by P. Conner
Student Employment
Effect-Permanent
Player may place one administrator out of play (tapped) for 1d6 rounds
"Because doing homework is better than flippin' burgers for minimum wage"
"Because doing homework is better than flippin' burgers for minimum wage"
Card by P. Conner
Reverse Psychology
Effect-Instant
Cancel any effect and play canceled effect on any target person.
"Bet you won't do it!"
"Bet you won't do it!"
Card by E. Kent
Online Essay Purchase
Effect-Instant
Player may discard one card to search through discard pile and take one card into hand.
"Why work when I can pass someone else's work as my own?" - Naive freshman
"Why work when I can pass someone else's work as my own?" - Naive freshman
Card by P. Conner
FERPA Abuse
Effect-Instant
Target administrator may not be the target of any effects from other players.
"Yes, they do have your records...all of them."
"Yes, they do have your records...all of them."
Card by J. Courterier, P. Conner
Interrupts
Blocked Port
Interrupt
Tap MP3 or Laptop. Chosen Thing rendered unusable for 1d3 rounds.
"Error connecting on port 23. Operation Timed Out."
"Error connecting on port 23. Operation Timed Out."
Card by P. Conner, J. Courterier
Scandal!
Interrupt
Send any newly played administrator card to the discard pile.
"Like... I totally saw Holly and Dr. PsychSci making out in the faculty lounge!" - The Blonde
"Like... I totally saw Holly and Dr. PsychSci making out in the faculty lounge!" - The Blonde
Card by J. Courterier
Vote of No Confidence
Interrupt
When played this card removes SGA President from play. May be used to send target SGA President immediately to discard pile.
May remove The Blonde from play only if currently SGA President.
"Was the free housing really worth it?"
May remove The Blonde from play only if currently SGA President.
"Was the free housing really worth it?"
Card by J. Courterier, P. Conner
Abused Sports Team Stripper
Interrupt
Remove target athlete from play.
"Maybe encouraging your client to lie about why she took her clothes off at the party was a bad idea." - Special Prosecutor
"Maybe encouraging your client to lie about why she took her clothes off at the party was a bad idea." - Special Prosecutor
Card by J. Courterier
Victory Cards
Research & Publication
Victory
1) Faculty member is on the quad with the Thesis Advisor effect.
"The is nothing quite like writing things only 50 people in the world will read" - Phil Conner, Undergraduate Student
2) Student is on green with the Thesis Topic effect.
"The is nothing quite like writing things only 50 people in the world will read" - Phil Conner, Undergraduate Student
Card by P. Conner
Abolish Student Government
Victory
1) Must have University President and Director of Student Life in play.
"If it wasn't for those snot-nosed kids and their meddling dog" - Vice President of Student Affairs
2) Must have FERPA Abuse card in play on University President or Director of Student Life.
"If it wasn't for those snot-nosed kids and their meddling dog" - Vice President of Student Affairs
Card by J. Courter, P. Conner
Viva la Revolution
Victory
1) Must have Student Government President or The Blonde (as specified) in play.
"Let it be known that the Revolution will be televised"
2) Director of Student Life must not be in play.
3) Must have at least two senators in play.
"Let it be known that the Revolution will be televised"
Card by J. Courterier
Student Activities Board
Victory
1) Have at least one student on your green.
"It's b.o.a.r.d. not b.o.r.e.d!" - SAB director
2) Must play any event card on a student.
"It's b.o.a.r.d. not b.o.r.e.d!" - SAB director
Card by J. Courterier, P. Conner
National Championship
Victory
1) Must have at least two athletes in play.
"Does looking in the locker room shower make me gay?" - Football Team Captain
2) Intramural Sports must be in play.
"Does looking in the locker room shower make me gay?" - Football Team Captain
Card by J. Courterier
