Card Mania

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Card Mania
Designer Dcty2
Date 6/04/2010
Players 2+
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To play Dvorak: Draw five cards each and leave the rest as a draw pile. On your turn, draw a card from the draw pile and play one Thing and/or one Action. (See the full rules.)
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Card List

The Demonic Demon's Demon
Demon
Draw a card. If it is any sort of Demon, you get another turn.
Any Old Demon
Demon
Play a card which is not a Demon.
Procrastination Demon
Demon
You can play double on the next turn, but your current turn is ended immediately.
Gift Demon
Demon
Draw 2 cards.
The Demonic Demon
Demon
Draw a card. If it is a card with a 'DE' (in that order, not 'ED') in its name, get another turn.
Retreating Demon
Demon
Get another turn then remove this and another card off play and back into your hand.
Demon Egg
Egg
After 2 turns, this will turn into an Any Old Demon. Write that down on this card, or record it somewhere. Just not on the wall, okay?
Ambiclawstrous Claws
Equipment
A Demon's effect will be done double.
Demon Reinforcement
Spell
Play a Demon card if you have one immediately on any turn. This will not affect the turn-based system.
The Power of Demonic Objects
Spell
If you have all Demons, instantly KO 2 cards.
Zombie
Undead
If this card is defeated, it needs to be defeated again to be completely discarded. After it is defeated once, turn it 90 degrees.
Any Old Zombie (As Long As It Is A Zombie)
Undead
If this card is defeated, it needs to be defeated again to be completely discarded. After it is defeated once, turn it 90 degrees.
Typo Zmoibe
Undead
If this card is defeated, it needs to be defeated again to be completely discarded. After it is defeated once, turn it 90 degrees.
Master Zombie
Undead
If this card is defeated, it needs to be defeated twice more to be completely discarded. After it is defeated once, turn it 45 degrees. After it is defeated twice, turn it another 45 degrees.
Nynelivos, the Undying
Undead
If this card is defeated, it needs to be defeated thrice more to be completely discarded. After it is defeated once, turn it 30 degrees. After it is defeated twice, turn it another 30 degrees. After it is defeated thrice, turn it yet another 30 degrees.
Skeleton
Undead
If this card is defeated, it needs to be defeated again to be completely discarded. After it is defeated once, turn it 90 degrees.
Funnyboneless Skeleton
Undead
If this card is defeated, it defeats off the card which defeated it because of its loss of its sense of humor. It needs to be defeated again to be completely discarded.
Thighless Skeleton
Undead
This card is the same as a normal Skeleton, but after it attacks, you need to wait two turns before it can attack again. Remember, no thighs means being slow.
Unknown Thing In A Grave
Undead
Draw a card.
Zombie Egg
Egg
After 2 turns, this will turn into an Any Old Zombie. Write that down on this card, or record it somewhere. Even your shoe. (As if you'll write it on your shoe.)
Skeleton Egg
Egg
After 2 turns, this will turn into a Skeleton. Write that down on this card, or record it somewhere. Of course, this is optional. If you have a mega-huge brain, this is unnecessary.
Gravedigger's Shovel
Equipment
This will make a Zombie need to be defeated once more than its life span -- same with Skeletons.
Back to Sleep!
Spell
This will make a Zombie go back to your hand, to prevent it from being killed off its lifespan. Once you summon it again, it will regain a life.
Cemetery Under Attack
Spell
If you have all Undead cards, do an instant KO to two cards.
Dwagon
Dwagon
This is a Dwagon. Yup, with a 'w'. Draw a card.
Fiwebreathing Dwagon
Dwagon
Draw a card. If it is a Demon or a Dwagon, you can draw 1 more card.
Conveniently-Placed Powcelain Dwagon
Dwagon
Draw a card. If it is a Demon or a Dwagon, you can draw 2 more cards.
Hystewical Dwagon
Dwagon
Play a Dwagon immediately if you have one.
Vewy Angwy Dwagon
Dwagon
Simply instant KO a card. If you were vewy angwy you'll do that, right?
Captuwed and Chained Dwagon
Dwagon
Draw a card. If it is a Demon or a Dwagon, you flip a coin. If it lands heads, you may draw 2 cards.
Dwagon Egg
Egg
After 2 turns, this will turn into a Dwagon. Write that down on this card, or record it somewhere. Of course, this is optional. Remember the 'w', or it will be invalid. Seriously. You don't wanna know what we do to invalid records. We toss them into a bonfire and chant and hop on one foot around it and...
The Dwagon's Missing Eye
Equipment
This will make a Dwagon have higher dexterity and be immune every other attack.
Dwagon Woar
Spell
Flip a coin. If it lands tails, you may instantly KO a card if you have a Dwagon.
Dwagon Wunning Awound
Spell
If you have all Dwagon cards, do an instant KO to two cards.
Wizard
Magician
Hey, have you ever wondered about the word 'wizard'? I mean, if you said it wrongly it'll sound like 'lizard'. Disgusting, right? Stop there! Lemme tell you about the word 'lived'...if you say it backwards you'll get something bad! How oxymoronic! Play a spell immediately, ignoring the turn-based system.
Witch
Magician
OK -- the wizard joke doesn't make sense here. Oh yeah! What witch hangs around in beaches? A sandwich! You get it? Okay, here's another one. How do you make a witch scratch? Take away the 'w'! Get it? Witch without the 'w' is 'itch'! Man, you need to seriously get along with jokes. Draw a card and play a spell immediately, ignoring the turn-based system.
Sorceror
Magician
Play 2 spells immediately, ignoring the turn-based system.
Sauceror
Magician
Hey look! This is a Sauceror! You know, someone who makes potions and spells with sauces? Wanna make tomato sauce with this one? Play a spell immediately, ignoring the turn-based system and draw a card. If it is a Spell, play it immediately.
Extraplementary-based Fantasizer
Magician
Draw 2 cards. If none of them are spells, you have to sacrifice a card. If 1 of them is a spell, you can play it. If both of them are spells, you can play them both and play another card too! How fantastic!
Spelling Bee
Magician
This is a bee from a Spelling Hive. It curses people with its spell-it spelling spells. Action: Curse: Make a player spell a hard word. If you don't know one, here are examples: AASVOGEL, FACETIAE, JACTITATION, NAMAQUA, QUADRIGEMINOUS, TABLEAU, WHIPPOORWILL, ZYMASE