From Dvorak - A Blank-Card Game
That New Baby Smell
draw a card
When this comes into play destroy a thing. CLANG
The Infinite Amount Of Nothing In Space
If this card is drawn discard your whole hand
Draw three cards.
Destroy a Thing at random.
Quick Drying Cement
Pick an opponent-They skip their next two turns.
Pick an opponent. Two random things they control are destroyed.
Pass the Trash
Each player draws 2 cards, and then passes 2 cards to the player on their right.
Buy One Get One Free
Play another Action card from your hand. At the end of your turn, return it to your hand.
Play in response to any card. It takes effect as if you had played it; you may make any decisions required of it.