Megadeck

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The Megadeck is a deck that can be edited by anybody, except you. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. Nah, anybody can add cards but not remove unless they make no sense.

Stadium cards are always in play unless destroyed. BG color is 294.

A-let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


CARD LIST

You break it, you buy it
Stadium
If somebody breaks something, they give you 10 cents.
SMASH! Oh dang.
RICKROLL'D!
Action
Destroy all things (and dignity)
Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
5I
Mary Sue, Avatar of Perfection
Thing-Legendary Heroine
Mary Sue has all the Action abilities that Things in play and in the discard pile have.

If an opponent destroys Mary Sue, you win the game.
A friend to all, an equal to none.
Card by Bucky
1H
I Accidentally Your Thing
Action
_____ target Thing an opponent controls, if possible.

When you play this, replace the "_____" above with a transitive verb from a card in the discard pile.
Card by Bucky
Car accident!
Action
Go outside and destroy the first car you see. Win the game, then get arrested.
Sunshine
Thing
If the sun is shining, the player who controls this card draws an extra card at the beginning of their turn.
Card by Leutha
Moonshine
Thing
All players must pretend the person who controls this card has won, even though they haven't.
Card by Leutha
Wednesday
Action
If it is Wednesday draw two cards. If it is not Wednesday, discard one card.
Card by Leutha
Reality Check
Thing
If people are pretending you've won, even though you haven't, you have actually won because the game is not real.
Card by Leutha
Reality Cheque
Thing
Replace two things in an opponents control with this card, and place them both in your control.
Card by Leutha
Let's be reasonable
Thing
The controller of this card can refuse to carry out an action if they don't think it's "reasonable".
Card by Leutha
Dignity
Thing - Quality
Every Action performed by the controller of this card is done with dignity. Draw one extra card after each action.
Card by Leutha


Turbo Mode
Thing-Stadium
Each player draws an extra card and may play one extra Action or Thing during thier turn.
Card by Bucky
Sockchester
Action
Remove your socks. If you are not wearing any socks draw two cards.
Card by Leutha
Are we in Switzerland?
Action
If player is in Switzerland draw two cards, if not discard one card.
Card by Leutha
Let's pretend we are in Switzerland
Thing - Fantasy
The player who controls this card must pretend they are in Switzerland.
Card by Leutha
Humour me
Thing - Pretense
Other players must humour the player who controls this card concerning anything they are pretending.
Card by Leutha
Swiss Family Robinson
Action
When this card is played, all cards locating the player in Switzerland are discarded. The player has moved to New Switzerland, in Illinois
Card by Leutha
Stop Mucking About
Action
Say "Stop Mucking About" and remove any one card in play to the discard pile.
Card by Leutha
Whoops
Action
Search discard pile for the card of your choice and place it in your hand.
Card by Leutha
The Cuckoo Clock
Thing - Time Piece
If the player who controls this is in Switzerland, they draw two cards.
Card by Leutha
Crossing the Simplon Pass
Thing - Pass
The player who controls this card is now in Switzerland. (Elevation = 2,008 m)
Card by Leutha
Monte Rosa
Thing - Mountain
The player who controls this card is now on the highest mountain in Switzerland. (Elevation = 4,634 m)
Card by Leutha
Look Ma, I'm on top of the world
Action
If this played by the player on the highest location, they win the game.
Card by Leutha
Göscheneralpsee
Thing - Lake
The player who controls this card is now in Switzerland. (Elevation = 1,792 m)
Card by Leutha
Boring
Action
If all players are in Switzerland and no-one controls the Cuckoo Clock the game ends in a draw. If a player does have the Cuckoo Clock, they win!
Card by Leutha
What's the Matterhorn?
Thing - Mountain
The player who controls this card can choose whether they are in Switzerland or not at any particular moment. (Elevation = 4,478 m)
Card by Leutha
Sennen
Thing - Person
The player who controls this card can choose to be in Switzerland as well, if they are already in Japan.
Card by Leutha
Mount Usu (有珠山)
Thing - Mountain - Volcanic
The player who controls this card is in Japan. (Elevation = 733 m)
Card by Leutha
Phreatic Eruption
Action
Remove one volcanic mountain.
Card by Leutha
Mount Tarumae (樽前山)
Thing - Mountain - Volcanic
The player who controls this card is in Japan. (Elevation = 1,041 m)
Card by Leutha
Plinic Eruption
Action
For every volcanic mountain the controlling player must discard one card.
Card by Leutha
Mount Tokachi (十勝岳)
Thing - Mountain - Volcanic
The player who controls this card is in Japan. (Elevation = 2,077 m)
Card by Leutha