Dvorak Export: When Kittens Attack deck

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Terrible Psychic Powers
Thing
You may look at any player's hand at any time
Card : Kevan
When Cats Attack!
Thing
If a cat touches a card-in-play (unprompted), destroy that card.
Card : Kevan
The Kittens Speak
Thing
Whenever a kitten meows, everyone must draw a card. (One per meow.)
Card : Kevan
Full Litter Tray
Thing
No more things may be played.
Card : Kevan
Extra Toe
Thing
Gain ability to play 2 cards per turn
Card : Cerra
Trimmed Claws
Thing
Pick up 2 cards for every 1 normally. And pick up one NOW!
Card : Adam
Been Caught!
Thing - I was just playing...
If a player empties their hand, make them draw a card. Discard after use.
Card : Adam
Sleeping in Awkward Positions
Thing
Busy sleeping, you're not paying attention. Avoid effect of any card. Discard after use.
Card : Adam
Bathtime
Action
Draw a card.
Card : Adam
Purring
Action
You're happy! Everyone else draws a card.
Card : Adam
Overload
Action
The player with the most cards in their hand may discard half of them. (Rounding down.)
Card : Kevan
THAT looks more interesting
Action
Pick a random card from another player, then give them a card from your hand.
Card : Adam
Distraction by Cat
Action
Look at another player's hand.
Card : Cerra
I'm playing with this - no this!
Action
Destroy a thing. Draw a cat, I mean card.
Card : Adam
What Would Cepheus Do?
Action
Choose a player - they must show their hand to Cepheus and let him choose a card from it. They must play that card immediately.
Card : Kevan
Tea Break
Action
A chosen player must go and make drinks for everyone.
Card : Kevan
Visit to the Vet
Action
Everyone draws a card, in the order of how many cats they've owned.
Card : Adam
Wow! My Shadow!
Action
Whilst everyone else is distracted, discard a card.
Card : Adam
Can I Tawch it, Can I Taeste it?
Action
Look at a players hand and draw one card.
Card : Cerra
Cat Fight!
Action
Everyone draws a card.
Card : Cerra
Chicken Treats
Action
Steal a card in play.
Card : Adam
Pounce!
Action
Move a thing into your hand.
Card : Adam
Claws
Action
Tear a card (any card) into tiny, tiny pieces. (Oh, alright, just remove it from the game.)
Card : Kevan
Priveledge
Action
Draw 2 cards.
Card : Adam
I'm Sleeping, You do it
Action
Give this card to another player. 'When it came to delegation, cats got someone else to write the book.'
Card : Adam
Gosh, I'm Pretty
Action
Give each player a card.
Card : Cerra
While the Cat is Away
Action
Swap 2 other players hands.
Card : Adam
The Cats Want to Play
Action
Discard 2 cards. If you have no cards left after discarding, pick up a card instead.
Card : Cerra
Kwafee, Nescafé
Action - Or Cat Food
Draw 1 card.
Card : Cerra
Roshambo
Action
Play paper-scissor-stone with an opponent of your choice. The loser draws a card.
Card : Kevan
Cat Treats
Action
Busy! Skip next turn.
Card : Adam
Archive Search
Action
Pick a card from the Dvorak archive, copy it, and put it into your hand.
Card : Kevan
Delicious!
Action
A chosen player must eat a cat biscuit, or draw 3 cards. (Their choice.)
Card : Kevan
Shaved Pussy
Action
Pick an opponent to shave - that player discards a card.
Card : Adam
I Love 2002
Action
Take a card from the discard pile and put it into your hand.
Card : Kevan
Hot Chilli - ARGH!
Action
Give one card to each player, quick! After deliberation they return a card.
Card : Adam
Recall Circuit
Action
Invite back a player who has left the game.
Card : Kevan

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