To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
cleardeckskipcard Terrible Psychic Powers/T/You may look at any player's hand at any timeskipcard When Cats Attack!/T/If a cat touches a card-in-play (unprompted), destroy that card.skipcard The Kittens Speak/T/Whenever a kitten meows, everyone must draw a card. (One per meow.)skipcard Full Litter Tray/T/No more things may be played.skipcard Extra Toe/T/Gain ability to play 2 cards per turnskipcard Trimmed Claws/T/Pick up 2 cards for every 1 normally. And pick up one NOW!skipcard Been Caught!/T/If a player empties their hand, make them draw a card. Discard after use.skipcard Sleeping in Awkward Positions/T/Busy sleeping, you're not paying attention. Avoid effect of any card. Discard after use.skipcard Bathtime/A/Draw a card.skipcard Purring/A/You're happy! Everyone else draws a card.skipcard Overload/A/The player with the most cards in their hand may discard half of them. (Rounding down.)skipcard THAT looks more interesting/A/Pick a random card from another player, then give them a card from your hand.skipcard Distraction by Cat/A/Look at another player's hand.skipcard I'm playing with this - no this!/A/Destroy a thing. Draw a cat, I mean card.skipcard What Would Cepheus Do?/A/Choose a player - they must show their hand to Cepheus and let him choose a card from it. They must play that card immediately.skipcard Tea Break/A/A chosen player must go and make drinks for everyone.skipcard Visit to the Vet/A/Everyone draws a card, in the order of how many cats they've owned.skipcard Wow! My Shadow!/A/Whilst everyone else is distracted, discard a card.skipcard Can I Tawch it, Can I Taeste it?/A/Look at a players hand and draw one card.skipcard Cat Fight!/A/Everyone draws a card.skipcard Chicken Treats/A/Steal a card in play.skipcard Pounce!/A/Move a thing into your hand.skipcard Claws/A/Tear a card (any card) into tiny, tiny pieces. (Oh, alright, just remove it from the game.)skipcard Priveledge/A/Draw 2 cards.skipcard I'm Sleeping, You do it/A/Give this card to another player. 'When it came to delegation, cats got someone else to write the book.'skipcard Gosh, I'm Pretty/A/Give each player a card.skipcard While the Cat is Away/A/Swap 2 other players hands.skipcard The Cats Want to Play/A/Discard 2 cards. If you have no cards left after discarding, pick up a card instead.skipcard Kwafee, Nescafé/A/Draw 1 card.skipcard Roshambo/A/Play paper-scissor-stone with an opponent of your choice. The loser draws a card.skipcard Cat Treats/A/Busy! Skip next turn.skipcard Archive Search/A/Pick a card from the Dvorak archive, copy it, and put it into your hand.skipcard Delicious!/A/A chosen player must eat a cat biscuit, or draw 3 cards. (Their choice.)skipcard Shaved Pussy/A/Pick an opponent to shave - that player discards a card.skipcard I Love 2002/A/Take a card from the discard pile and put it into your hand.skipcard Hot Chilli - ARGH!/A/Give one card to each player, quick! After deliberation they return a card.skipcard Recall Circuit/A/Invite back a player who has left the game.@emit [name(%#)] pastes the When Kittens Attack deck into the Dvorak Engine.