Dvorak Export: Welp Deck

Instructions

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Portugal?
Action
Last person to name a South American country must drink
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Hold Your Tongue
Thing
Holder of this card must remain silent until someone says his/her name.
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For Your Rights
Action
Last person to stand up must drink.
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Double Down
Thing
You can play one extra Action per turn.
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Property Tax
Action
Everyone drinks once for each Thing they have in play.
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Duck You
Thing
Holder of this card must quack every time he/she drinks.
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Sneaky Pete
Action
Steal another player's thing.
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Long Dark Hallway
Thing
Holder of this card can only play the top card of the draw pile. This is the holder's turn.
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Starving In The Midst Of Plenty
Action
Everyone else drinks.
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MC Hammered
Thing
Once per turn pick another player to sing a song of your choosing.
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Three Faces Of Drunk
Action
Choose 3 people to drink 3 times
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Thumb Master
Thing
Once per round place your thumb on the table. Last person to do so drinks 2 times
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Auntie Em!
Action
Discard all of your Things and another player's Things. You both drink.
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Evil Burning Magnifying Glass
Thing
Once per turn you may look at another players hand and trade a card with him/her.
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Octopus Shuffle
Action
Take every Thing in play, shuffle them, and redistribute them evenly starting with you.
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Functioning Alcoholic
Thing
Holder of this card must drink every time he/she plays a card.
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Record Skip
Action
You can repeat any Action in this discard pile.
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Conjoined Drunks
Thing
Choose another player. Every time you drink that player must also drink
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I Have No Idea What's Going On
Action
Take every player's hand, shuffle them together, and redeal a new hand to everyone.
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Potty Mouth
Thing
You are the only person allowed to swear. If another other player swears he/she must drink.
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UUGGHH!
Action
Last person to make a sex noise must drink.
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The Damn Confederates
Thing
Holder of this card must speak in a southern accent until someone says 'y'all.'
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Hi, my name is...
Action
Last person to say his/her FULL name must drink.
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That Gesture
Thing
Once per round place your finger on your nose. Last person to do so drinks 2 times.
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Who Ya Gonna Call?
Thing
Once per round say "Who ya gonna call?" Last person to say "Ghostbusters" drinks.
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Double Stack
Thing
You can play an extra Thing per turn
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Bitch Slap
Action
Slap someone.
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Orange Ball Of What?
Thing
You can draw an extra card at the start of your turn.
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drinkDRINKdrink
Action
Everyone drinks.
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Drinkmaster General
Thing
Once per turn give out 4 drinks.
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Sucker Punch
Action
Punch someone.
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Super Cereal
Thing
Every time you drink you must say "Look out it's ManBearPig!"
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Vortex
Action
Everyone rotates hands counter-clockwise. Everyone drinks.
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The D Word
Thing
You are the only player allowed to say the word 'drink.' If any other player says the word 'drink' he/she drinks 2 times
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Circle Slap
Action
Slap the person next to you. Everyone slaps in a circle until you get slapped. You drink
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How Can She Slap?
Thing
You are immune from physical violence (slapping, punching, etc.)
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Atomic Bomb
Action
Discard all of a player's things. That player drinks once for each thing discarded.
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Spider Baby
Thing
You can have 2 extra cards in your hand.
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Smashing Pumpkin
Action
Discard a Thing.
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Brain Drain.
Thing
Holder of this card cannot draw any cards at all. Discard this card when holder's hand is empty.
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Chug Boat
Action
You and someone else must finish your drinks.
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A Giant Dick Made Of Stone
Thing
Holder of this card can only have one Thing in play and this is it. Suck it.
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Forest Fire
Thing
Holder of this card has two fewer cards in his/her hand.
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Healing Spring
Action
Everyone else drinks. Draw a card and play it immediately.
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Oh Shit My Hand Is On Fire!
Action
Make another player discard his/her entire hand and drink.
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Fat Elvis
Thing
Once per turn choose a random card from a player and play it immediately.
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Geography Quiz
Action
Name US States in a circle until someone repeats or can't name one in 10 seconds. That person drinks.
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Dice Man
Thing
Once per turn roll a 6 sided die. Give out that many drinks.
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You Have Been Poked
Action
Poke someone.
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The Void
Thing
Holder of this card can only play the top 2 cards of the draw pile. This counts as a turn.
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Fafi
Action
Make a new card and put it directly into the draw pile. No voting!
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Bad Teddy
Thing
Holder's drink load is doubled
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Rhyme Time
Action
Say a word. Going in a circle everyone must say a word that rhymes with it. If someone repeats or can't come up with one in 10 seconds he/she drinks
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DRINKdrinkDRINK
Action
Everyone drinks twice
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Brilliant!
Action
Change a rule of the game without group consensus.
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Hidden Wisdom
Thing
No one can look at your hand, take cards from your hand, or make you discard cards from your hand.
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Ninja Peek
Thing
Every time someone draws a card he/she must show it to you before putting it into his/her hand.
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Drinking Buddies
Action
You drink once, choose someone to drink 3 times
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