To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
cleardeck loadcard Portugal?/A/Last person to name a South American country must drink loadcard Hold Your Tongue/T/Holder of this card must remain silent until someone says his/her name. loadcard For Your Rights/A/Last person to stand up must drink. loadcard Double Down/T/You can play one extra Action per turn. loadcard Property Tax/A/Everyone drinks once for each Thing they have in play. loadcard Duck You/T/Holder of this card must quack every time he/she drinks. loadcard Sneaky Pete/A/Steal another player's thing. loadcard Long Dark Hallway/T/Holder of this card can only play the top card of the draw pile. This is the holder's turn. loadcard Starving In The Midst Of Plenty/A/Everyone else drinks. loadcard MC Hammered/T/Once per turn pick another player to sing a song of your choosing. loadcard Three Faces Of Drunk/A/Choose 3 people to drink 3 times loadcard Thumb Master/T/Once per round place your thumb on the table. Last person to do so drinks 2 times loadcard Auntie Em!/A/Discard all of your Things and another player's Things. You both drink. loadcard Evil Burning Magnifying Glass/T/Once per turn you may look at another players hand and trade a card with him/her. loadcard Octopus Shuffle/A/Take every Thing in play, shuffle them, and redistribute them evenly starting with you. loadcard Functioning Alcoholic/T/Holder of this card must drink every time he/she plays a card. loadcard Record Skip/A/You can repeat any Action in this discard pile. loadcard Conjoined Drunks/T/Choose another player. Every time you drink that player must also drink loadcard I Have No Idea What's Going On/A/Take every player's hand, shuffle them together, and redeal a new hand to everyone. loadcard Potty Mouth/T/You are the only person allowed to swear. If another other player swears he/she must drink. loadcard UUGGHH!/A/Last person to make a sex noise must drink. loadcard The Damn Confederates/T/Holder of this card must speak in a southern accent until someone says 'y'all.' loadcard Hi, my name is.../A/Last person to say his/her FULL name must drink. loadcard That Gesture/T/Once per round place your finger on your nose. Last person to do so drinks 2 times. loadcard Who Ya Gonna Call?/T/Once per round say "Who ya gonna call?" Last person to say "Ghostbusters" drinks. loadcard Double Stack/T/You can play an extra Thing per turn loadcard Bitch Slap/A/Slap someone. loadcard Orange Ball Of What?/T/You can draw an extra card at the start of your turn. loadcard drinkDRINKdrink/A/Everyone drinks. loadcard Drinkmaster General/T/Once per turn give out 4 drinks. loadcard Sucker Punch/A/Punch someone. loadcard Super Cereal/T/Every time you drink you must say "Look out it's ManBearPig!" loadcard Vortex/A/Everyone rotates hands counter-clockwise. Everyone drinks. loadcard The D Word/T/You are the only player allowed to say the word 'drink.' If any other player says the word 'drink' he/she drinks 2 times loadcard Circle Slap/A/Slap the person next to you. Everyone slaps in a circle until you get slapped. You drink loadcard How Can She Slap?/T/You are immune from physical violence (slapping, punching, etc.) loadcard Atomic Bomb/A/Discard all of a player's things. That player drinks once for each thing discarded. loadcard Spider Baby/T/You can have 2 extra cards in your hand. loadcard Smashing Pumpkin/A/Discard a Thing. loadcard Brain Drain./T/Holder of this card cannot draw any cards at all. Discard this card when holder's hand is empty. loadcard Chug Boat/A/You and someone else must finish your drinks. loadcard A Giant Dick Made Of Stone/T/Holder of this card can only have one Thing in play and this is it. Suck it. loadcard Forest Fire/T/Holder of this card has two fewer cards in his/her hand. loadcard Healing Spring/A/Everyone else drinks. Draw a card and play it immediately. loadcard Oh Shit My Hand Is On Fire!/A/Make another player discard his/her entire hand and drink. loadcard Fat Elvis/T/Once per turn choose a random card from a player and play it immediately. loadcard Geography Quiz/A/Name US States in a circle until someone repeats or can't name one in 10 seconds. That person drinks. loadcard Dice Man/T/Once per turn roll a 6 sided die. Give out that many drinks. loadcard You Have Been Poked/A/Poke someone. loadcard The Void/T/Holder of this card can only play the top 2 cards of the draw pile. This counts as a turn. loadcard Fafi/A/Make a new card and put it directly into the draw pile. No voting! loadcard Bad Teddy/T/Holder's drink load is doubled loadcard Rhyme Time/A/Say a word. Going in a circle everyone must say a word that rhymes with it. If someone repeats or can't come up with one in 10 seconds he/she drinks loadcard DRINKdrinkDRINK/A/Everyone drinks twice loadcard Brilliant!/A/Change a rule of the game without group consensus. loadcard Hidden Wisdom/T/No one can look at your hand, take cards from your hand, or make you discard cards from your hand. loadcard Ninja Peek/T/Every time someone draws a card he/she must show it to you before putting it into his/her hand. loadcard Drinking Buddies/A/You drink once, choose someone to drink 3 times @emit [name(%#)] pastes the Welp Deck into the Dvorak Engine.