To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
cleardeckskipcard X = 5 (X5)/T/Whenever the numerical amount X is on a card, substitiute it with 5. ("A constant variable, I must say!")skipcard Secret Stash (X)/A/Draw X cards from the deck, and place them face-down in a pile next to you. You may view any and all cards from this pile at any time. Instead of drawing from the main deck, you may draw any card from this pile. ("Squirreling away some cards for the winer.")skipcard Copious amounts of Money (X)/T/During the beginning of your turn, multiply the amount of money tokens (or other valuable tokens) by X ("Exponentiating the growth of my wealth is critical to going to space!")skipcard Countdown (X)/T/At the beginning of your turn, reduce the value of X by 1. If X = 0, Destroy this thing. ("It's the FINAL COUNTDOWN <i>Kazoo Sounds</i>")skipcard Inflated Values (X)/A/Multiply the current value of X by 2. ("Inflate it like a Balloon")skipcard Varied Gems (XG)/A/Gain X copies of Gem (#7470). ("Lots of precious (and useless) gems, all in your control!")@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Variables booster pack into the Dvorak Engine.