To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
cleardeckskipcard X = 5 (X5)/T/Whenever the numerical amount X is on a card, substitiute it with 5. ("A constant variable, I must say!")skipcard Secret Stash (X)/A/Draw X cards from the deck, and place them face-down in a pile next to you. You may view any and all cards from this pile at any time. Instead of drawing from the main deck, you may draw any card from this pile. ("Squirreling away some cards for the winer.")skipcard Copious amounts of Money (X)/T/During the beginning of your turn, multiply the amount of money tokens (or other valuable tokens) by X ("Exponentiating the growth of my wealth is critical to going to space!")skipcard Countdown (X)/T/At the beginning of your turn, reduce the value of X by 1. If X = 0, Destroy this thing. ("It's the FINAL COUNTDOWN <i>Kazoo Sounds</i>")skipcard Inflated Values (X)/A/Multiply the current value of X by 2. ("Inflate it like a Balloon")skipcard Varied Gems (XG)/A/Gain X copies of Gem (#7470). ("Lots of precious (and useless) gems, all in your control!")skipcard Variable-Strength Attack (1L)/A/Discard X cards, or your whole hand if you don't have that many. Destroy X+1 Things. If X is otherwise undefined, use X=2.skipcard Hand Amplifier (2L)/A/Draw X Cards. X is the number of cards in your hand minus one, or 4 if you have no cards in hand.skipcard Adapter Node (3L)/T/X is the number of Nodes you control.%r Y is four minus X, to a minimum of one. %r You may discard a card to gain X Energy tokens and Y Money tokens.skipcard Collatz Contraption (X)/T/At the beginning of your turn, if X is even, divide it by 2; otherwise, multiply it by 3 and add 1. If X is undefined when this enters play, use X = 3.skipcard Consult The Texts (5C)/A/If X is undefined, X = the number of cards in your hand plus the number of Thing cards opponents control.<BR>Reveal the top X cards of the deck, then choose a creator. Put all cards by that creator revealed this way into your hand, then discard the rest.skipcard Summon the Flock (6L)/A/Gain X Sheep tokens. If X is undefined, use X=5.skipcard Power Converter (4P)/T/Spend X Energy tokens: You may play an additional Action this turn.<BR>Discard X cards: Gain an Energy token.<BR>When this enters play and at the start of your turn, X=1. Whenever you use one of the above abilities, add 1 to X.skipcard Considerable Influence (1C)/A/Gain a Money token for each other card in your hand, then look at the top X cards of the deck and put one into your hand. Shuffle the deck. X=the number of your Money tokens.@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Variables booster pack into the Dvorak Engine.