Dvorak Export: Unplayable Dvorak deck

Overkill Action Draw 999 cards. Card : Zaratustra	Playing With a Full Deck Thing If you control a Heart, a Diamond, a Spade, and a Club, you win the game. Card : jtwe (Infinite Dvorak deck)	A Little More Conversation Action Destroy an Action. Card : Zaratustra
Coming up short Action Discard a number of cards equal to one plus the number of cards in your hand. Card : Bucky	Silence Thing No cards may be played on the turn this enters play. Card : Bucky	Echo Action Repeat the effects of any Action you played on your previous turn. Card : Bucky
The Ultimate Pick-Up Line Thing Lick your eyebrows when this comes into play. Card : Zaratustra	Oche Action Repeat the effects of any Action you played on your next turn. Card : Zaratustra	Misfire Action Negate this Action. Card : Bucky

Game Over Action You may not play this card if playing it would cause any player to win the game. You are eliminated. Card : [[User:Gimlear	Jordan Thing Forget it. I don't care if you're a guitar hero or not, you can't play Jordan. YgGygygygGrybob Card : ChippyYYZ	Mjolnir, Hammer of Thor Thing If this card leaves your hand, put it back in your hand. If this card is in play at the end of your turn, you win. Card : ChippyYYZ
Secret Word Action You must say the secret word when you play this. No, I'm not going to tell what the secret word is. Card : ChippyYYZ	Double Trouble Action Play another card called Double Trouble. Card : ChippyYYZ	The Sorcerer's Apprentice Action Shuffle the draw pile into the discard pile and draw a card. Card : Binarius
Golden Fiddle Thing You must win a game of Dvorak against the Devil in order to play this card. Card : ChippyYYZ	The Playable Card Action All special rules are repealed while playing this card. Card : ChippyYYZ	AWOL absent Remove this card from the deck before beginning the game. Card : ChippyYYZ

Fuse Action Draw a card and play it immediately. Card : Binarius	Wand of Summon Monster Action Search the draw pile for a Monster card and put it into play. Then shuffle the draw pile. Card : Binarius	Fishing Rod Action Gain control of a fish. Card : Binarius
Ravenous Spawn of the Outer Planes Thing-Monster When you play this, put a Thing belonging to another player face-down under it. Card : Bucky	über-brkeqn qr@d v dtbphkngjl Action Say the name of this card as you play it. You must pronounce it correctly. Card : Bucky	Loophole Man Thing Cannot be played. Discard this card from your hand to look at another player's hand and force them to discard any one card. Card : Bucky
Fizz Action Discard a card and play it immediately. Card : Binarius	Refuse Action/Thing As an Action: No matter what, don't play any cards this turn. As a Thing: This card does not belong on the table. Put it in the discard pile. Card : Binarius	Noteworthy Action Compose and record a hit song about Dvorak. You may choose its genre, but it must appear on the Billboard Hot 100 or the UK Singles Chart. Card : Binarius

Victory Lap Thing Play this only in response to winning the game. Card : ChippyYYZ	Print Wikipedia Action Destroy a rainforest and put an unholy number of Wikipedia Article Tokens into play. Card : ChippyYYZ	Warning: Critical Mass Thing When this enters play, type: loadcard Error/A/Error 164 times. Then shuffle the deck. Card : ChippyYYZ
Because Special This card is neither an Action nor a Thing. Card : Bucky	Taste the Infinite Action Put this card on top of the draw pile, then draw a card and immediately play it if possible. Card : Bucky	Cheshire Cat Thing If Cheshire Cat is ever in your hand, reveal it to all players, draw a card and then put Cheshire Cat on the bottom of the draw pile. Card : Bucky
Ultimate Weapon Thing Every turn, including the turn this card enters play, destroy a Thing and eliminate its controller. Card : Binarius	Wanton Destruction Action Discard a token, eliminate a Thing, and destroy an opponent. Card : Binarius	Consolation Prize Thing Play this card into your control after you have been eliminated. Card : Binarius

Foreshadow Action Reveal an Action from your hand. Play this as a copy of the revealed Action. Card : Bucky	Time Block Thing You cannot end your turns. You may take any number of extra Actions each turn. Card : Bucky	White Flag Thing You cannot win the game while White Flag is in play. Card : Bucky
Chuck Norris's Secret Weakness Unknown This card is a figment of your imagination and doesn't exist. You may think you're reading it now, but trust me, there is no card here. Card : ChippyYYZ	Void Cannon Thing You may only play this card if you have no cards in your hand. Eliminate a player. Card : ChippyYYZ	1337 5P34K1N6 1337 1337 PWN 74R637 N008. 411 Y0UR 8453 R 8310N6 2 U5. Card : ChippyYYZ
Out Of Order Thing For some reason that lies just outside of your ability to comprehend, you can't play this card. Sorry. Card : ChippyYYZ	The Spanish Inquisition Thing Play only in response to "I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition." Card : ChippyYYZ	"I Wasn't Expecting The Spanish Inquistion" Action Play only in response to The Spanish Inquisition. Card : ChippyYYZ

Broken Record Action Gain a Music token and play this card again. Card : Bucky	Copyright Abuse Thing For the purpose of interpreting Special Rules only, 'Play' really means 'Create'. Unless you are Bucky, you have not played this card. Card : Bucky	Everybody Likes Them Thing Only cards which mention puppies may be played. Card : Chinkeeyong
The Curse of Epimenides Action When you play this card, don't do what it says. Card : Binarius	I Don't Feel Tardy Action Draw an additional card at the beginning of your previous turn. Card : jtwe	THREE OF CLUBS action Draw the 3 of clubs from the deck if it is not in the deck. Card : garythesnail
You are the weakest link, goodbye. action Get voted off, then leave. Goodbye. You lose. Kevan, Kevan, Kevan, Bucky, Kevan. Kevan, you are the weakest link. Goodbye. Card : garythesnail	Robot Torso Thing You can't play Robot Torso unless you already control Robot Legs. Card : Corrigan	Ambiguous Research Action Draw a few cards (you must draw exactly a few). Card : Corrigan

Option Overload Action Perform four different actions from the following list: *Draw a card *Return a nonliving Thing to its controller's hand *Gain a number of Energy Tokens equal to the number of cards in the discard pile. Card : Bucky	Bogu's Boon Action Choose the second option OR choose the third option OR (option not available). Card : Bucky	Die! Action Roll a 39-sided die and destroy exactly that many Things. Card : ChippyYYZ
Hovercraft Thing Hovercraft may not touch any surface. Card : ChippyYYZ	Open Palm Action Discard your hand. Play any card from your hand. Card : ChippyYYZ	Logical Paradox Action You may play Logical Paradox at any time it isn't legal to play it, and at no other time. Card : Bucky
The Wild One Thing The Wild One cannot be controlled! Card : Bucky	Where'd Everyone Go? Action Shuffle this card back into the draw pile immediately when it is drawn if there are any players left in the game. Card : Binarius	Corner the Market Action Destroy target cornervalue. (leave the rest of the card unharmed.) Card : ChippyYYZ

Totally Worth It Action Give Bucky $2000 (US dollars, cash only). Card : Bucky	Discard Happy Thing Discard a token from your hand and a Thing card from Up Your Sleeve each turn. When you discard this card from your hand, create a token of any type under target player's control. Card : Bucky	Static Cling Thing When you play this card, it immediately returns to your hand. Card : Binarius
Transdimensional Buffet ƕ Action Draw this card. Card : Binarius	CP Violation Bs Action Draw -10 cards. Card : Binarius	Extremely Delicate China Thing If this card touches anything except the drawing deck, immediately destroy it. Card : JakeTheWolfie
False Hope Action You immediately lose the game if you play this. Card : JakeTheWolfie	You bastard! Action Make another player play a card, ignoring anything that could stop this. Put this back into your hand. Card : JakeTheWolfie	World's Greatest Ventriloquist Action Activate an Action ability of an opponent's Thing as if you controlled it. Card : Binarius

Red Rover Thing When you play this card, gain control of target Thing and put this card into its original controller's hand. Card : Binarius	Hacky Sack Thing When you gain control of Hacky Sack, put it into the control of target opponent. Card : Binarius	Underkill Action Draw -999 cards. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Frost around the clock Thing No one can win while this is in play. Everyone can play out of turn, drawing a card per card they play. Might as well make some use out of this deck Card : JakeTheWolfie	Visions of the Future Action View the entire deck, and all other people's cards, and the entire discard pile. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Blatant Cheating 0U Action Put your hand on top of the deck, then put five cards from Up Your Sleeve into your hand. Card : Bucky
Cornervalue Certification Thing All your non-token Things must have cornervalues; you lose your certification if any do not. Card : Bucky	Pocket Mouse 0o Thing If anyone looks at Pocket Mouse, it runs Up Your Sleeve. Card : Bucky	A Call to Action 6A Action Reveal an Action from your hand. Each opponent does the same, or reveals their hand to show that they have none. You may exchange your Action with one revealed by an opponent. Then each player plays their Action in the order of your choice. Card : Binarius

Get 3G Action Gain control of target Thing. Card : Binarius	In English Please, Professor? 9E Thing Cards with words longer than ten letters in their titles or ruletexts may not be played. Return any such Thing in play to its controller's hand. Card : Binarius	Massacre x.x Action Eliminate everyone, then shuffle all the cards into the deck. Card : Bucky
Perfect Recursion 0Z Action All players play another game of Dvorak using the remaining draw pile. Eliminate yourself unless you win that game. Shuffle the deck afterwards. Card : Bucky	Short Handed 2c Thing Your true hand limit is 2; you can't have more than two cards in hand at any time. Card : Bucky	Insane New Dance Move Action Destroy a Thing, activate an Action ability, create five different tokens, and draw two cards. Card : Binarius
Cantor's Inverse Dimensionality Lemma Action - Math Problem Let Γ be an isotropic tangent space of ℝn at ζ and Ξ be a piecewise sesqui­linear transformation. Prove that there exists a relation f-1 of ζ such that we can con­struct a connected polytope in the p-adics diffeomorphic to H2(ℂ, ℚp). (Hint: Suppose σ is a Euclidean sub­space of ℚpn and ψ is an antisymmetric mapping.) Card : Binarius	"No, not that one." Reaction When you draw this card, you must immediately read its title aloud, draw another card, and put this card on top of the draw pile. Card : Binarius	Very Long Handed 7c Thing Your minimum hand size is 7; you can't have fewer than seven cards in hand at any time. Card : Bucky

Cut the Middlemen Action Play the top card of the deck without removing it from the deck. Then put it in the discard pile. Card : Bucky	Card-Carrying Zombie 1Z Thing This dies right after you play it. While this is the top Thing card of the discard pile, anyone may use its Action ability. Action: Draw a card, then discard a card. Card : Bucky	Midnight Action If this is not played on January 1st, 2021 at precisely 12:00 AM, put this back into your hand. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Get With the Times Action Shuffle this card into the draw pile when you draw it if it is not the most recent addition to the Unplayable Dvorak deck. Card : Binarius	Metaphysical Brick Thing This card is considered to be in your hand and not in play. Card : Binarius	Perchance to Dream Action End the game with no winner. Immediately begin a new game with all players holding the same cards they held before the beginning of your current turn. Card : Binarius
Literal Brick Thing When you draw this card, remove it from the game and pause said game until you find a brick. That brick is now in your hand. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Midnight Action If this is not played on January 1st, 2022 at precisely 12:00 AM, put this back into your hand. Card : JakeTheWolfie	My Vocabulary Is Truly Impressive Action For each of the next ten thousand cards you draw, when you draw it, create a token with a type that's a one-word common noun that hasn't been used as a token type yet this game. Until you're done, you may not consult any dictionaries or thesauri. Card : Bucky

Rewind Action Restore the game to the state it was in at the start of the turn; everything since then never happened (including playing this). Card : Bucky	The Spanish Inquisition Thing Nobody can win or lose the game while The Spanish Inquisition is in play. Action: Reveal your hand, destroy this, and lose the game if you have any black cards in hand. Card : Bucky	Execution Thing If you can get one of your fellow players to be formerly executed in any fashion, then you win. Until then, you have not yet won. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Grandfather Paradox Action Restore the Unplayable Dvorak deck to the state it was in before this card was added. Card : Binarius	Creative Example 1X Pseudoaction ''Play this as though it were an Action, but it isn't one and doesn't count as a card for the purposes of Special Rules. Discard up to three cards, then draw that many cards plus one. Card : Bucky	Destructive Example 2X Pseudothing Play this as though it were a Thing, but it isn't one and doesn't count as a card for the purposes of Special Rules. Action:Discard a Thing card to destroy a Thing or Pseudothing Card : Bucky
Hypocrisy 3X Pseudothing Play this as though it were a Thing, but it isn't one and doesn't count as a card for the purposes of Special Rules.'' Where cards other than this one try to exempt themselves from Special Rules, they fail to do so. Card : Bucky	Gabriel's Card Action Cut this card in half. Cut one of the new halves in half. Repeat this forever. If you are unable to, you do not win. Card : JakeTheWolfie	No RNG Allowed Reaction Play while an opponent is shuffling the deck to prevent the shuffle. Revert the deck's order to what it was before being shuffled. You can't do anything at random for the rest of the turn. Card : Bucky

Sisyphean Effort Action Gain control of target Thing. Return control of it at the beginning of your next turn. You must play this card an additional time to win with it. Card : ChippyYYZ	Jump the Gun 4F Reaction Play before the game starts (after choosing this deck of cards but before shuffling it). Take a turn, then shuffle your hand into the deck. Card : Bucky	Low Budget Looter Thing At the end of your turn, draw a card and discard half a card. Card : Bucky
Stop the Clocks Thing Your turn does not end for the rest of your turn. You may draw any number of cards and play any number of things during your turn. If you play a thing this way, you may choose to ignore its' text. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Barren Victory Pseudothing ''Play this as though it were a Thing, but it isn't one and doesn't count as a card for the purposes of Special Rules. If you control no other things and have no cards in hand, you win the game. Action+Thing: Discard 1 card. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Counterfeit Currency Pseudoaction Play this as though it were an Action, but it isn't one and doesn't count as a card for the purposes of Special Rules.'' Create 5 Money Pseudotokens. (Pseudotokens are tokens with "This doesn't count as a card for the purposes of Special Rules") Card : JakeTheWolfie
Faster This Way Action Discard your hand, put the discard pile on top of the draw pile, turn the draw pile face-up, and play every card in order. Card : Binarius	Danger Music Action Throw the deck into a lit fireplace. Card : Binarius	瓹馞鴸霱 綕堀 燿莾傈㯾鞃鉥皽、欸鱃苉、緩柵䧐蹤癠䉑勂，畓髽椡櫹䝱龠䕘陟觖蓳鰓䟮馺坁。颵䶑䌌磞擥㠓。 磋㦒蒄栲夻鉴㙹穏靕鮛嵶㨕畜贄谼䩞䌀鼙。 Card : Binarius

Decision of the Council Thing While you control this, any player may choose to destroy it. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Many Bottles of Beer Pseudothing Place 99 Bottle counters on this card. At the beginning of a player's turn, they gain control of Many Bottles of Beer, then remove a bottle counter from it. Then, if there are no more bottle counters on it, they win the game. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Copper Angel Artifact Thing You can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game. In its heart lies the secret of mortality. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Kingmaker Action Discard a card. The players with the most cards in hand win the game. Card : Binarius	Project Into the Past Action If fewer than zero cards have been played this game, shuffle all cards together, deal five cards to each player, and start the game. Otherwise, this counts as -1 card for the purpose of counting cards played. As such, the discard pile rejects it: return it to your hand and play an Action. Card : Binarius	Future Horizon Thing If a player would win the game, they instead either draw ten cards, return a Thing they control to their hand, and play a Thing or are eliminated. Card : Binarius
Looming Threat Thing Play this card only during your next turn. Action: Destroy target Thing. Card : ChippyYYZ	Smash To Pieces Action Destroy target Thing. Its controller gains a copy of Debris (Infinite Dvorak Deck card #8173). It's broken now. Card : ChippyYYZ	Mole Thing You may play this card only from an opponent's hand. At the end of your turn, secretly choose an opponent, then secretly look at that opponent's hand. Card : ChippyYYZ

Practice Round Thing When a player would win the game, okay, that was just a warm-up. Now that we all know how to play, shuffle all cards into the draw pile and begin the game. For real this time. Card : Binarius	Dadaist Painting Thing When this enters play, destroy it. Card : Binarius	Gravitational Singularity r = 0 Action Play this card. Card : Binarius
Sampler Platter 4S Thing When Sampler Platter enters play, gain one token of each type. Action: Spend 10 tokens to draw a card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Self-Understanding Thing When this enters play, reveal your hand. If it contains a card named Self-Understanding, you win. Otherwise, return this card to your hand. Card : Binarius	Discombobulate Action Shuffle target Thing. It's blank until your next turn. Oough, I don't feel so good. Card : ChippyYYZ
Frame Narrative Thing This card enters play in the supergame of this one (this game is a subgame of that game). When a subgame ends, put the card that caused you to win that subgame into your hand instead of removing it from the archive. But before I can tell you that story, I have to tell you this story. Card : ChippyYYZ	Free Win Action Win the game, then remove Free Win from the deck archive. Works exactly as intended Card : Bucky	No Action If anyone is about to play a card. you can instead play this card to win. Card : JakeTheWolfie

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