Dvorak Export: Turner Prize deck

The Turner Prize Action If you have a Thing you may win the game. Collect all Things in play (min. 3) and shuffle. Deal one and whoever controlled it wins the game. Card : Sandy	The Magic Roundabout Action All Players give their hand to the Player on their left. Card : Sandy	Parallel Universe Action Play an extra Action, but "reverse" its effects as best you can. (If one other Player agrees, it's okay.) Card : Kevan
Big Black Pen Action Cross out a word on any card in play, or in your hand. Card : Kevan	Light Switch Action Turn the lights on or off. Card : Kevan	Confetti Action Tear a card into tiny pieces. Card : Kevan
King Arthur's Return Action Take a card from the discard pile and put it into your hand. Card : Sandy	Tax the Poor Thing Action: The Player with least cards discards a card of his choice. Card : Kevan	The Weakest Link Thing Action: Destroy a Thing that didn't perform its Action during its owner's last go, if it was at all possible. Card : Craig

Military Coup Action Take all cards from a Player's hand, then give them back three cards. Card : Sandy	Horoscopes Action Reveal and deal a card for each Player, starting with yourself. Card : Kevan	Orbital Mind Control Laser Action Look at an Opponent's hand. Force them to play a card from it, immediately. Card : Kevan
Long After Action Draw an After Eight mint. Card : Kevan	Pre-Emptive Strike Action Choose a card from the draw pile and put it into the discard pile. Card : Kevan	Drunkenness Thing Play onto an opponent. They can only play cards at random, but may play any two cards per turn. Destroy this if their hand ever becomes empty. Card : Kevan
Daleks Thing Action: Destroy a Thing. Card : Sandy	Electromagnet Thing Action: Put a Thing onto the top of the draw pile. Card : Kevan	Stop! Thing Players may not draw cards. Destroy this card when someone's hand is empty. Card : Kevan

Frenzy Thing Any number of Actions may be played each turn. Card : Kevan	Photocopier Thing Action: Create a new card as an exact copy of any Thing in play, and put it into your hand. Card : Kevan	Windfall Action Pick a number. Each Player, starting with the one to your left, draws that many cards. Card : Kevan
Crash Test Dummy Hand Action Take your hand and put it between you and the Player to your right. That becomes a new, dummy Player. The Dummy draws a card, then plays one card at random, making all decisions randomly. Draw 5 cards. Card : Sandy	Brand of the Anti-Christ Thing Play onto an opponent. They must discard a card whenever the word "Jesus" is spoken on television, and when other players notice it. Card : Kevan	Predetermination Action Rearrange the draw pile into any order. Card : Kevan
My Arse Action Discard this card from your hand to prevent an Action from having any effect. Card : Kevan	The Curse of Richard Nixon Action Concoct an outrageous lie and draw a card. Card : Sandy	Gag Thing Play onto an opponent. A gagged Player cannot reject proposed cards. Card : Kevan

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