Dvorak Export: Time Cube deck

Time Cube Thing Time Cube empowers wisdom above all gods and educators. One-Cornered players may not play the Time Cube. Any player who has four Corners wins the game. Card : Kevan	$1,000 to One Disproving the Time Cube 1 Action You may play another Action this turn. If you destroy the Time Cube or force it from the hand of a four-Cornered player, with that Action, you win the game. Card : Kevan	Corner Thing "It is imperative that that you know what you don't know, but what you know, will not allow you to know what you don't know." Card : Kevan
Corner Thing "-1 x -1 = +1 is stupid and evil." Card : Kevan	Corner Thing "Beliefs equate pornography, for they coexist on the web." Card : Kevan	Corner Thing "Humans are educated stupid because they are really dumb and cannot even comprehend the Time Cube creation code when it is explained to them." Card : Kevan
Corner Thing "You have a 4-corner head - with only a 1-corner face." Card : Kevan	Corner Thing "4 is the supreme number of the universe." Card : Kevan	Corner Thing "Bring forth your god - and I will chase him off the Earth." Card : Kevan

Corner Thing "1 Day Earth = 1 Leg Horse." Card : Kevan	Pedantic Mind Control 1 Action Look at an Opponent's hand. Give them X cards from your hand, and force them to discard X cards of your choice. Card : Kevan	All Clock Faces Are Wrong 3/4 Action No infinite days within 96 hours. Take another turn after this one. Card : Kevan
The Power Above God 4 Action I represent a Power that transcends power of God. Destroy any number of Things. Card : Kevan	I Am The Wisest Human Of All Action The player with most cards in their hand may draw three cards. Card : Kevan	Teaching Doom 1/2 Action Every one-Cornered Opponent must discard a card at random. Card : Kevan
Indoctrination Stupidity Action Each player discards down to X cards, where X is the number of Corners they have. Card : Kevan	Four-Corner Metamorphosis 2/3/4 Action Without metamorphosis - no adults. Give control of any Corner to any player. Card : Kevan	Theory to End All Theories 2/3/4 Action Search the draw pile for a card; reveal it to all players and put it into your hand. Then discard a card at random. Card : Kevan

Obscurantism Prevails 1/2 Action Academia is Big Brother's Ministry of Obscurantism. Each player destroys a Corner they control. Card : Kevan	I Am Wiser Than All Gods and Scientists 2/3/4 Action ...for I have squared the circle and cubed Earth's sphere. Draw as many cards as you have Corners. Card : Kevan	Word Enslaves Human Mind Action Shackles and whips are obsolete. Everyone discards a card, then draws one. Card : Kevan
I Am Personified Pyramid 2/3/4 Action ...but with only a 1-corner perspective during a 4-corner rotation. Draw four cards, and discard three of them. Card : Kevan	God Lets Little Children Starve Action The player with fewest cards in their hand must discard their hand. Card : Kevan	Academia Word Bomb 1 Action Each player discards X cards, where X is the number of Corners they have. Card : Kevan
Cubic Power 2/3/4 Action Every multi-Cornered player draws a card. Card : Kevan	Family Cube is Creation Body 2/3/4 Action Baby, child, parent, grandparent. Every player reveals their hand; all Corners are put into play. Card : Kevan	Cowards Fear the Time Cube 3/4 Action If the Time Cube is in play, or you choose to reveal it from your hand, all single-Cornered players must discard their hands in confusion and terror. Card : Kevan

Stupid and Evil People Call Me Crazy Action Draw four cards and reveal them to a chosen Opponent - he or she picks one of them to go into your hand, and the rest are discarded. Card : Kevan	Educated Stupid Action Destroy any number of Corners you control. Card : Kevan	Evil Cubeless Singularity Thing At the start of each player's turn, that player destroys a Corner they control. When each player is one-Cornered, the Singularity collapses into the discard pile. Card : Kevan
Evil Word Pedants Thing Whenever a Corner is played, its controller must discard a card. Card : Kevan	Human Blockhead Androids Thing Destroy Human Blockhead Androids at any time, to negate completely the effects of any Action which has a Corner Number (including 1). Card : Kevan	Deadly Word Virus Action Destroy a Corner you control to pass this card to an Opponent. If you ever put this card in the discard pile, discard your entire hand. Card : Kevan
Tower of Babble Thing Actions you play cannot affect other players, and actions played by other players cannot affect you. Card : Kevan	Ignore Time Cube, Attack Messenger Action Discard a Corner or the Time Cube from your hand; a chosen player discards two cards at random. Card : Kevan	Do You Enjoy Being Stupid? Action View the hand of a player with fewer Corners than you. Force them to discard a card of your choice. Card : Kevan

Evil Hirelings Thing Action: Destroy a non-Corner Thing. Card : Kevan

Greenwich Time is Bastardly Queer 3/4 Action Your midday is someone else's midnight. Either reverse the order of play, or force a chosen Opponent to skip their next turn. Card : Kevan

Adult-Cloned God Entity Thing The Time Cube may not be put into play while the Adult-Cloned God Entity exists, and vice-versa. Card : Kevan

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