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For further information, read this page.Name Set ImageFile Type CornerValue Text FlavorText Creator Time Cube time_cube thing Thing Time Cube empowers wisdom above all gods and educators. One-Cornered players may not play the Time Cube. Any player who has four Corners wins the game. Kevan $1,000 to One Disproving the Time Cube time_cube action Action 1 You may play another Action this turn. If you destroy the Time Cube or force it from the hand of a four-Cornered player, with that Action, you win the game. Kevan Corner time_cube thing Thing "It is imperative that that you know what you don't know, but what you know, will not allow you to know what you don't know." Kevan Corner time_cube thing Thing "-1 x -1 = +1 is stupid and evil." Kevan Corner time_cube thing Thing "Beliefs equate pornography, for they coexist on the web." Kevan Corner time_cube thing Thing "Humans are educated stupid because they are really dumb and cannot even comprehend the Time Cube creation code when it is explained to them." Kevan Corner time_cube thing Thing "You have a 4-corner head - with only a 1-corner face." Kevan Corner time_cube thing Thing "4 is the supreme number of the universe." Kevan Corner time_cube thing Thing "Bring forth your god - and I will chase him off the Earth." Kevan Corner time_cube thing Thing "1 Day Earth = 1 Leg Horse." Kevan Pedantic Mind Control time_cube action Action 1 Look at an Opponent's hand. Give them X cards from your hand, and force them to discard X cards of your choice. Kevan All Clock Faces Are Wrong time_cube action Action 3/4 No infinite days within 96 hours. Take another turn after this one. Kevan The Power Above God time_cube action Action 4 I represent a Power that transcends power of God. Destroy any number of Things. Kevan I Am The Wisest Human Of All time_cube action Action The player with most cards in their hand may draw three cards. Kevan Teaching Doom time_cube action Action 1/2 Every one-Cornered Opponent must discard a card at random. Kevan Indoctrination Stupidity time_cube action Action Each player discards down to X cards, where X is the number of Corners they have. Kevan Four-Corner Metamorphosis time_cube action Action 2/3/4 Without metamorphosis - no adults. Give control of any Corner to any player. Kevan Theory to End All Theories time_cube action Action 2/3/4 Search the draw pile for a card; reveal it to all players and put it into your hand. Then discard a card at random. Kevan Obscurantism Prevails time_cube action Action 1/2 Academia is Big Brother's Ministry of Obscurantism. Each player destroys a Corner they control. Kevan I Am Wiser Than All Gods and Scientists time_cube action Action 2/3/4 ...for I have squared the circle and cubed Earth's sphere. Draw as many cards as you have Corners. Kevan Word Enslaves Human Mind time_cube action Action Shackles and whips are obsolete. Everyone discards a card, then draws one. Kevan I Am Personified Pyramid time_cube action Action 2/3/4 ...but with only a 1-corner perspective during a 4-corner rotation. Draw four cards, and discard three of them. Kevan God Lets Little Children Starve time_cube action Action The player with fewest cards in their hand must discard their hand. Kevan Academia Word Bomb time_cube action Action 1 Each player discards X cards, where X is the number of Corners they have. Kevan Cubic Power time_cube action Action 2/3/4 Every multi-Cornered player draws a card. Kevan Family Cube is Creation Body time_cube action Action 2/3/4 Baby, child, parent, grandparent. Every player reveals their hand; all Corners are put into play. Kevan Cowards Fear the Time Cube time_cube action Action 3/4 If the Time Cube is in play, or you choose to reveal it from your hand, all single-Cornered players must discard their hands in confusion and terror. Kevan Stupid and Evil People Call Me Crazy time_cube action Action Draw four cards and reveal them to a chosen Opponent - he or she picks one of them to go into your hand, and the rest are discarded. Kevan Educated Stupid time_cube action Action Destroy any number of Corners you control. Kevan Evil Cubeless Singularity time_cube thing Thing At the start of each player's turn, that player destroys a Corner they control. When each player is one-Cornered, the Singularity collapses into the discard pile. Kevan Evil Word Pedants time_cube thing Thing Whenever a Corner is played, its controller must discard a card. Kevan Human Blockhead Androids time_cube thing Thing Destroy Human Blockhead Androids at any time, to negate completely the effects of any Action which has a Corner Number (including 1). Kevan Deadly Word Virus time_cube action Action Destroy a Corner you control to pass this card to an Opponent. If you ever put this card in the discard pile, discard your entire hand. Kevan Tower of Babble time_cube thing Thing Actions you play cannot affect other players, and actions played by other players cannot affect you. Kevan Ignore Time Cube, Attack Messenger time_cube action Action Discard a Corner or the Time Cube from your hand; a chosen player discards two cards at random. Kevan Do You Enjoy Being Stupid? time_cube action Action View the hand of a player with fewer Corners than you. Force them to discard a card of your choice. Kevan Evil Hirelings time_cube thing Thing Action: Destroy a non-Corner Thing. Kevan Greenwich Time is Bastardly Queer time_cube action Action 3/4 Your midday is someone else's midnight. Either reverse the order of play, or force a chosen Opponent to skip their next turn. Kevan Adult-Cloned God Entity time_cube thing Thing The Time Cube may not be put into play while the Adult-Cloned God Entity exists, and vice-versa. Kevan