To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
cleardeck loadcard Bubblegum/T/ loadcard Bubblegum/T/ loadcard Bubblegum/T/ loadcard Bubblegum/T/ loadcard Thai Stick/T/ loadcard Thai Stick/T/ loadcard Thai Stick/T/ loadcard Thai Stick/T/ loadcard Northern Lights/T/ loadcard Northern Lights/T/ loadcard Northern Lights/T/ loadcard Northern Lights/T/ loadcard Skunk/T/ loadcard Skunk/T/ loadcard Skunk/T/ loadcard Skunk/T/ loadcard Panama Red/T/ loadcard Panama Red/T/ loadcard Panama Red/T/ loadcard Panama Red/T/ loadcard Munchies!/T/At the beginning of each turn, a player must draw two cards instead of just one. loadcard Dude, my Mom is Home.../T/Play this in front of another player. While this card is in front of them, they may play no weed cards. loadcard I'm so Hungry, I'm Gonna Die!/T/If, at the end of their turn, any player has zero cards, they lose and are out of the game. loadcard Huh!?/T/Everyone must discard down to 3 cards at the end of their turn. loadcard I Know This Guy.... Who knows this guy.../T/The controller of this card can play an extra weed card each turn (clarification: this means they can play two weed cards a turn or a normal Thing and a weed card - they cannot play two non-weed Things) loadcard Wicked Air Freshener/T/If you also control "Dude... my mom's home", destroy that card. loadcard Dude, This Is OREGANO!!!/A/Destroy any weed card on the table loadcard Dude, This Is OREGANO!!!/A/Destroy any weed card on the table loadcard This Couch is Sooo Comfy.../A/Play on any player. The player misses their next turn... loadcard This Couch is Sooo Comfy.../A/Play on any player. The player misses their next turn... loadcard Bogart/A/Take another turn. loadcard Bogart/A/Take another turn. loadcard This Weed is Making You Agressive!/A/Destroy any Thing on the table loadcard This Weed is Making You Agressive!/A/Destroy any Thing on the table loadcard I _Love_ You, Man.../A/Choose another player. That player can either draw a card, discard a card or neither. loadcard I _Love_ You, Man.../A/Choose another player. That player can either draw a card, discard a card or neither. loadcard Weed Whore/A/Take a weed card controlled by another player and place it in front of you. That player looks at your hand and takes a card. loadcard Weed Whore/A/Take a weed card controlled by another player and place it in front of you. That player looks at your hand and takes a card. loadcard Dude... I can See the Future!/A/Look at the top 5 cards of the draw pile and replace them in the same order. loadcard Dude... I can _Change_ the Future!/A/Look at the top 3 cards of the draw pile and replace them in any order. loadcard Dealer/A/Draw cards until you get a weed card. You may not play that card this turn. loadcard I Wonder if You Can Pop Seeds Like Popcorn.../A/Draw a card for stupidity. loadcard Joint/A/Pass this card to the left. That person puts the card in her hand. loadcard BUST!/A/Destroy all weed cards controlled by any one player. loadcard Look What I Found in the Trash!/A/Take the first weed card in the discard pile (search top to bottom) into your hand. You may not play that card this turn. loadcard Snoop D-oh-G/A/Say "Let me hit that..." and take any one weed card from the table into your hand. You may not play that card this turn. loadcard Snoop D-oh-double-G/A/Say "Let me hit that..." and take any two weed cards from the table into your hand. You may not play those cards this turn. loadcard Laced Weed/A/Destroy one of your Things. loadcard Stoner Philosopher: "Wow, they must have been SO high when they wrote this!"/A/Draw 2 cards for thinking weed inspires all creativity and unconventional thought. loadcard Stoner Philosopher: "Wow, we would have no worries if everyone smoked weed."/A/Draw 2 cards for thinking weed solves everything. loadcard Errands/A/The person who controls "Dude... My mom's home" passes it to someone other than the person who played "Errands". @emit [name(%#)] pastes the The Weed Game deck into the Dvorak Engine.