To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
cleardeck loadcard Video Game Tester/T/Talent - 5 Intellect - 5 Ambition - 4 Luck - 6 loadcard Real Estate Agent/T/Talent - 3 Intellect - 6 Ambition - 5 Luck - 6 loadcard Doctor/T/Talent - 4 Intellect - 8 Ambition - 7 Luck - 3 loadcard Movie Star/T/Talent - 5 Intellect - 2 Ambition - 8 Luck - 7 loadcard Politician/T/Talent - 2 Intellect - 3 Ambition - 9 Luck - 6 loadcard Musician/T/Talent - 6 Intellect - 4 Ambition - 5 Luck - 6 loadcard Dancer/T/Talent - 8 Intellect - 2 Ambition - 5 Luck - 2 loadcard Artist/T/Talent - 9 Intellect - 3 Ambition - 3 Luck - 3 loadcard Business Executive/T/Talent - 2 Intellect - 4 Ambition - 7 Luck - 6 loadcard Scientist/T/Talent - 2 Intellect - 9 Ambition - 4 Luck - 5 loadcard Porn Star/T/Talent - 5 Intellect - 2 Ambition - 3 Luck - 7 loadcard Writer/T/Talent - 6 Intellect - 7 Ambition - 4 Luck - 2 loadcard Drug Dealer/T/Talent - 3 Intellect - 5 Ambition - 7 Luck - 8 loadcard Lawyer/T/Talent - 5 Intellect - 7 Ambition - 6 Luck - 2 loadcard Rancher/T/Talent - 3 Intellect - 3 Ambition - 6 Luck - 7 loadcard Professional Athlete/T/Talent - 7 Intellect - 2 Ambition - 7 Luck - 4 loadcard Computer Analyst/T/Talent - 2 Intellect - 8 Ambition - 4 Luck - 2 loadcard Professional Gambler/T/Talent - 4 Intellect - 5 Ambition - 2 Luck - 9 loadcard Detective/T/Talent - 2 Intellect - 7 Ambition - 6 Luck - 5 loadcard Business Owner/T/Talent - 3 Intellect - 5 Ambition - 8 Luck - 6 loadcard Greg/T/Talent - 5 Intellect - 5 Ambition - 3 Luck - 1 loadcard Brandon/T/Talent - 3 Intellect - 4 Ambition - 2 Luck - 5 loadcard JJ/T/Talent - 3 Intellect - 4 Ambition - 5 Luck - 2 loadcard Fredo/T/Talent - 3 Intellect - 5 Ambition - 1 Luck - 5 loadcard Michelle/T/Talent - 3 Intellect - 4 Ambition - 5 Luck - 2 loadcard Zack/T/Talent - 5 Intellect - 5 Ambition - 2 Luck - 2 loadcard Ryan/T/Talent - 4 Intellect - 4 Ambition - 3 Luck - 3 loadcard Aaron/T/Talent - 2 Intellect - 3 Ambition - 4 Luck - 5 loadcard Fredo's Play-Doh/T/+1 Talent loadcard Sequins! CD/T/+1 Talent loadcard Fredo's Play-Doh/T/+1 Talent loadcard Sequins! CD/T/+1 Talent loadcard Greg's Keyboard/T/+2 Talent loadcard Zack's Art Supplies/T/+2 Talent loadcard Greg's Keyboard/T/+2 Talent loadcard Zack's Art Supplies/T/+2 Talent loadcard Talent in the Family/T/+3 Talent loadcard Private Lessons/T/+4 Talent loadcard RCC Arts Degree/T/+5 Talent loadcard Puzzle Books/T/+1 Intellect loadcard Video Games/T/+2 Intellect loadcard Puzzle Books/T/+1 Intellect loadcard Video Games/T/+2 Intellect loadcard Message Therapy School Certificate/T/+1 Intellect loadcard Art History Texts/T/+2 Intellect loadcard Message Therapy School Certificate/T/+1 Intellect loadcard Art History Texts/T/+2 Intellect loadcard Neglectful Parents/T/+3 Intellect loadcard Computer/T/+4 Intellect loadcard The Chemistry Dad/T/+5 Intellect loadcard High School Diploma/T/+1 Ambition loadcard No Money/T/+1 Ambition loadcard High School Diploma/T/+1 Ambition loadcard No Money/T/+1 Ambition loadcard Extreme Hunger/T/+2 Ambition loadcard Strong Libido/T/+2 Ambition loadcard Extreme Hunger/T/+2 Ambition loadcard Strong Libido/T/+2 Ambition loadcard Successful Friends/T/+3 Ambition loadcard Need For Vengeance/T/+4 Ambition loadcard Bad Case Of The Uglies/T/+5 Ambition loadcard Money In My Pocket/T/+1 Luck loadcard Vial Of Moon Crystals/T/+1 Luck loadcard Money In My Pocket/T/+1 Luck loadcard Vial Of Moon Crystals/T/+1 Luck loadcard Promise Ring/T/+2 Luck loadcard Bottle Of Pheromone Enhancer/T/+2 Luck loadcard Promise Ring/T/+2 Luck loadcard Bottle Of Pheromone Enhancer/T/+2 Luck loadcard New Outfit/T/+3 Luck loadcard The House To Myself For The Weekend/T/+4 Luck loadcard Book Of Sonnets/T/+2 Talent, +3 Intellect loadcard Call Back/T/+2 Talent, +3 Ambition loadcard Lucky Underwear/T/+2 Talent, +3 Luck loadcard Concert Tickets/T/+2 Intellect, +3 Talent loadcard Scholarship/T/+2 Intellect, +3 Ambition loadcard Deck Of Cards/T/+2 Intellect, +3 Luck loadcard Rave Reviews/T/+2 Ambition, +3 Talent loadcard Acceptance Letter/T/+2 Ambition, +3 Intellect loadcard Unscratched Scratcher/T/+2 Ambition, +3 Luck loadcard Band On Tour/T/+2 Luck, +3 Talent loadcard Photographic Memory/T/+2 Luck, +3 Intellect loadcard My Parent's Permission/T/+2 Luck, +3 Ambition loadcard Mind-Altering Drugs/T/+1 to all stats loadcard Jodi Julian's Soiled Thong/T/+2 to all stats loadcard Self-Righteous Disposition/T/+3 to all stats loadcard Smile/T/+4 to all stats loadcard Gorgeous Gams/T/Owner can pick 3 cards per turn instead of the normal 2. loadcard Fat Rolls/T/Owner can hold up to 7 cards in his hand instead of the normal 5. loadcard Crystal Meth/T/Owner can use 2 actions per turn instead of 1. loadcard Astrology Book/T/All boosters played by the owner get a +1 bonus. loadcard Backpack/T/Owner can play limitless items per turn, and may own up to 7 items instead of the normal 5. loadcard Expensive Lock/T/Owner's items cannot be stolen (but can still be destroyed). loadcard Force Field/T/Owner's items cannot be destroyed (but can still be stolen). loadcard Fairy Wand/T/Owner is immune to curses. loadcard Sobriety Token/T/Owner is immune to Wine, Insomnia and Date Rape. loadcard Pent Up Aggression/T/Actions made by the owner are immune to Denial and Takings Sides. loadcard Gorgeous Gams/T/Owner can pick 3 cards per turn instead of the normal 2. loadcard Fat Rolls/T/Owner can hold up to 7 cards in his hand instead of the normal 5. loadcard Crystal Meth/T/Owner can use 2 actions per turn instead of 1. loadcard Astrology Book/T/All boosters played by the owner get a +1 bonus. loadcard Backpack/T/Owner can play limitless items per turn, and may own up to 7 items instead of the normal 5. loadcard Expensive Lock/T/Owner's items cannot be stolen (but can still be destroyed). loadcard Force Field/T/Owner's items cannot be destroyed (but can still be stolen). loadcard Fairy Wand/T/Owner is immune to curses. loadcard Sobriety Token/T/Owner is immune to Wine, Insomnia and Date Rape. loadcard Epiphany/T/+1 Talent loadcard Epiphany/T/+1 Talent loadcard Epiphany/T/+1 Talent loadcard Epiphany/T/+1 Talent loadcard Epiphany/T/+2 Talent loadcard Epiphany/T/+2 Talent loadcard Epiphany/T/+2 Talent loadcard Epiphany/T/+2 Talent loadcard Epiphany/T/+3 Talent loadcard Epiphany/T/+3 Talent loadcard Epiphany/T/+3 Talent loadcard Epiphany/T/+3 Talent loadcard Epiphany/T/+4 Talent loadcard Epiphany/T/+4 Talent loadcard Deep Thought/T/+1 Intellect loadcard Deep Thought/T/+1 Intellect loadcard Deep Thought/T/+1 Intellect loadcard Deep Thought/T/+1 Intellect loadcard Deep Thought/T/+2 Intellect loadcard Deep Thought/T/+2 Intellect loadcard Deep Thought/T/+2 Intellect loadcard Deep Thought/T/+2 Intellect loadcard Deep Thought/T/+3 Intellect loadcard Deep Thought/T/+3 Intellect loadcard Deep Thought/T/+3 Intellect loadcard Deep Thought/T/+3 Intellect loadcard Deep Thought/T/+4 Intellect loadcard Deep Thought/T/+4 Intellect loadcard High Hopes/T/+1 Ambition loadcard High Hopes/T/+1 Ambition loadcard High Hopes/T/+1 Ambition loadcard High Hopes/T/+1 Ambition loadcard High Hopes/T/+2 Ambition loadcard High Hopes/T/+2 Ambition loadcard High Hopes/T/+2 Ambition loadcard High Hopes/T/+2 Ambition loadcard High Hopes/T/+3 Ambition loadcard High Hopes/T/+3 Ambition loadcard High Hopes/T/+3 Ambition loadcard High Hopes/T/+3 Ambition loadcard High Hopes/T/+4 Ambition loadcard High Hopes/T/+4 Ambition loadcard Good Fortune/T/+1 Luck loadcard Good Fortune/T/+1 Luck loadcard Good Fortune/T/+1 Luck loadcard Good Fortune/T/+1 Luck loadcard Good Fortune/T/+2 Luck loadcard Good Fortune/T/+2 Luck loadcard Good Fortune/T/+2 Luck loadcard Good Fortune/T/+2 Luck loadcard Good Fortune/T/+3 Luck loadcard Good Fortune/T/+3 Luck loadcard Good Fortune/T/+3 Luck loadcard Good Fortune/T/+3 Luck loadcard Good Fortune/T/+4 Luck loadcard Good Fortune/T/+4 Luck loadcard Wine/A/Target player loses their next turn. loadcard Wine/A/Target player loses their next turn. loadcard Wine/A/Target player loses their next turn. loadcard Wine/A/Target player loses their next turn. loadcard Wine/A/Target player loses their next turn. loadcard Wine/A/Target player loses their next turn. loadcard Diarrhea/A/Target item is destroyed. loadcard Diarrhea/A/Target item is destroyed. loadcard Diarrhea/A/Target item is destroyed. loadcard Diarrhea/A/Target item is destroyed. loadcard Diarrhea/A/Target item is destroyed. loadcard Diarrhea/A/Target item is destroyed. loadcard Diarrhea/A/Target item is destroyed. loadcard Diarrhea/A/Target item is destroyed. loadcard Diarrhea/A/Target item is destroyed. loadcard Diarrhea/A/Target item is destroyed. loadcard Insomnia/A/Target player discards two cards. loadcard Insomnia/A/Target player discards two cards. loadcard Insomnia/A/Target player discards two cards. loadcard Insomnia/A/Target player discards two cards. loadcard Insomnia/A/Target player discards two cards. loadcard Date Rape/A/Take two cards from target player's hand. loadcard Date Rape/A/Take two cards from target player's hand. loadcard Date Rape/A/Take two cards from target player's hand. loadcard Date Rape/A/Take two cards from target player's hand. loadcard Date Rape/A/Take two cards from target player's hand. loadcard Denial!/A/Cancel target action/instant. loadcard Denial!/A/Cancel target action/instant. loadcard Denial!/A/Cancel target action/instant. loadcard Denial!/A/Cancel target action/instant. loadcard Denial!/A/Cancel target action/instant. loadcard Denial!/A/Cancel target action/instant. loadcard Denial!/A/Cancel target action/instant. loadcard Denial!/A/Cancel target action/instant. loadcard Denial!/A/Cancel target action/instant. loadcard Denial!/A/Cancel target action/instant. loadcard Denial!/A/Cancel target action/instant. loadcard Denial!/A/Cancel target action/instant. loadcard Denial!/A/Cancel target action/instant. loadcard Denial!/A/Cancel target action/instant. loadcard Denial!/A/Cancel target action/instant. loadcard Denial!/A/Cancel target action/instant. loadcard Temporary Alliance/A/Redirect a target action played against you onto another player (cannot be reflected). loadcard Temporary Alliance/A/Redirect a target action played against you onto another player (cannot be reflected). loadcard Temporary Alliance/A/Redirect a target action played against you onto another player (cannot be reflected). loadcard Temporary Alliance/A/Redirect a target action played against you onto another player (cannot be reflected). loadcard Temporary Alliance/A/Redirect a target action played against you onto another player (cannot be reflected). loadcard Salt/A/Target curse is blocked or destroyed. loadcard Salt/A/Target curse is blocked or destroyed. loadcard Salt/A/Target curse is blocked or destroyed. loadcard Salt/A/Target curse is blocked or destroyed. loadcard Salt/A/Target curse is blocked or destroyed. loadcard Silver Mirror/A/Target curse is reflected back to the caster. loadcard Silver Mirror/A/Target curse is reflected back to the caster. loadcard Silver Mirror/A/Target curse is reflected back to the caster. loadcard Temporary Alliance/A/Redirect an action played against you onto another player (cannot be reflected). loadcard Stage Hog/A/Steal one Talent object from target player. loadcard The Old Switcheroony/A/Steal one Talent object from target player. loadcard I Made That Up!/A/Steal one Intellect object from target player. loadcard Plagiarism/A/Steal one Intellect object from target player. loadcard Ass Kisser/A/Steal one Ambition object from target player. loadcard Dream Catcher/A/Steal one Ambition object from target player. loadcard Angry Lesbian/A/Steal one Luck object from target player. loadcard Emotional Vampire/A/Steal one Luck object from target player. loadcard Play Second Fiddle/A/Destroy target Talent item. loadcard Practicality/A/Destroy target Talent item. loadcard Porn/A/Destroy target Intellect item. loadcard Overdose/A/Destroy target Intellect item. loadcard Pot Brownies/A/Destroy target Ambition item. loadcard Television/A/Destroy target Ambition item. loadcard Parents Found The Pipe/A/Destroy target Luck item. loadcard Foot Phobia/A/Destroy target Luck item. loadcard A Night At Stephanie's/A/All players pass their entire hand to the player to their right. loadcard Rock Band/A/All players draw a card. loadcard Day At The Beach/A/All players take 1 active item (if possible) from the player to their left. loadcard Barchetta/A/All players lose 1 active item. loadcard Healey/A/All players lose 1 item from their hand. loadcard Wild Party/A/All players discard their current hands and draw 5 new cards. loadcard Acid Trip/A/Take the current job and place it on the bottom of the job pile. Flip over a new job. loadcard Acid Trip/A/Take the current job and place it on the bottom of the job pile. Flip over a new job. loadcard Acid Trip/A/Take the current job and place it on the bottom of the job pile. Flip over a new job. loadcard Acid Trip/A/Take the current job and place it on the bottom of the job pile. Flip over a new job. loadcard Movie Night/A/All players lose 1 booster from their hand. loadcard Random Adventure/A/Take 1 card from 2 different players' hands and play them against one another. loadcard VIP/A/Take 1 card from all other players. loadcard New Relationship/A/All players lose 1 booster from their hand. loadcard Grab Bag/A/Discard your hand and draw 5 new cards. loadcard Crabs/A/Give target curse to a new player. loadcard Crabs/A/Give target curse to a new player. loadcard Crabs/A/Give target curse to a new player. loadcard Gone To Grandma's/A/Target player loses 1 job. Remove this card from the game after it is used. loadcard Identity Crisis/A/All players switch character cards with the person to their left. loadcard I Wanna Be You So Bad!/A/Switch character cards with another player. loadcard Easter Egg Hunt/A/Call out any card. If any players have that card in their hand, they must give it (or them) to you. loadcard Nervous Breakdown/A/All curses in the game are destroyed. loadcard Awkward Slap/A/All Ambition items are destroyed. loadcard Bad Date/A/All Luck items are destroyed. loadcard Eating Disorder/A/All Talent items are destroyed. loadcard Rap Music/A/All Intellect items are destroyed. loadcard Stake In The Heart/A/Cursed player loses an already gained job. Uncursed characters are safe from this card. loadcard Stake In The Heart/A/Cursed player loses an already gained job. Uncursed characters are safe from this card. loadcard Stake In The Heart/A/Cursed player loses an already gained job. Uncursed characters are safe from this card. loadcard Stake In The Heart/A/Cursed player loses an already gained job. Uncursed characters are safe from this card. loadcard I Hate You Guys... No, Really/A/All other players discard down to 1 card. loadcard Gossip/T/Target player cannot obtain the current job. loadcard Gossip/T/Target player cannot obtain the current job. loadcard Gossip/T/Target player cannot obtain the current job. loadcard Gossip/T/Target player cannot obtain the current job. loadcard Cock Block/T/Target player cannot use boosters this round. loadcard Cock Block/T/Target player cannot use boosters this round. loadcard Cock Block/T/Target player cannot use boosters this round. loadcard Cock Block/T/Target player cannot use boosters this round. loadcard Glue/T/Target player cannot play any more items. loadcard Glue/T/Target player cannot play any more items. loadcard Aunt Boozie/T/Target player cannot use Denial, Temporary Alliance, Salt or Mirror. loadcard Lets Be Friends/T/Target player cannot use actions against you while this curse is in play. loadcard Lets Be Friends/T/Target player cannot use actions against you while this curse is in play. loadcard Everything's About Me!/T/All actions played must be played towards the target of this curse. loadcard Dark Water/T/Target player must play his cards without looking at them. Every turn, he picks cards and puts them in his hand face down. @emit [name(%#)] pastes the The Riverside Deck into the Dvorak Engine.