To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
cleardeckskipcard Black Cat/T/When you play this card, you must discard a random card from your hand.skipcard The Red Scare/T/Target player may not call cards until the end of his next turn.skipcard Fuzzy Dice/T/Action: roll a die.skipcard The Yellow Brick Road/T/skipcard Clouds/T/Action: Search the deck for "Lightning Storm" and play it.skipcard Lightning Storm/A/Each player rolls one six-sided die and discards a number of face-down cards equal to the value of the die roll. If a player has less face-down cards than the value of his die roll, he must discard all of them.skipcard Playstation/T/Action: Discard all cards in your hand and end your turn.skipcard The Black Plague/T/If this card is still face-up at the end of your turn, you may not call cards until the end of your next turn.skipcard Yellow-Bellied Coward/T/skipcard Lime and Rust/T/Action: discard one face-down card in front of target opponent.skipcard The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog./T/skipcard Clock Radio/T/skipcard Infrared Light/T/Action: destroy this card.skipcard Laser Pointer/T/skipcard Clean, Clear Windows/T/ ("Is clear a color?")skipcard The Deep Blue Sea/T/skipcard Popcorn/T/skipcard The Yellow Pages/T/Action: search the deck for a card and put it in your hand.skipcard Ream of Paper/T/Action: create 15 things with the title "Piece of Paper" and blank texts, put them under your control, and destroy this card.skipcard Cat of Nine Tails/T/Action: Take one face-down card from each player and place them face-down in front of you.skipcard Leaky Black Pen/T/skipcard Green mint ice cream/T/skipcard Brown Cow/T/skipcard True Happiness/T/You're happy even if you don't win.skipcard Pink Ink Drink/T/@emit [name(%#)] pastes the The Pointless Game deck into the Dvorak Engine.