|
Whenever your hand is empty at the end of your turn, you may draw a card and return Harp to your hand. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
With Piccolo, Action: Discard a card. Target opponent discards a card. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
With Accordion: Draw a card whenever you draw and reveal a rap lyric. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
Tuba counts as an additional Instrument for every two other Instruments you control. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
I'm Ropin' Up My Saddle for the Long, Long Ride |
|
Action (Rap) |
|
Search the draw pile for an Instrument and play it, shuffling afterward. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Every Time I See the Desert |
|
Thing (Rap) |
|
Draw a card whenever you play a rap lyric. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
Target opponent gives you a card. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
Draw two cards and play one of them. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
|
Action and Thing: Destroy target Thing. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Get Some Bear, Deer, Even a Snake |
|
Action (Rap) |
|
Take a random card from target opponent's hand. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
Gain control of target Instrument, Holiday, and Issue. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
Destroy target Thing. Its controller may draw a card. You may draw a card. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
Draw a card for each rap lyric you reveal from your hand. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
Each opponent discards a card. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
Gain control of target Thing. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Yo! Yo! I'm Loose and Free |
|
Action (Rap) |
|
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Whoa There Nelly, You're the Horse for Me! |
|
Action (Rap) |
|
Put the topmost Thing in the discard pile into your hand. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
Gain control of target Thing. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
Count each player's rap lyrics in hand, including this card and adding 1 each if they control Harmonica or Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo. The player(s) with the highest total may draw a card; everyone else discards a card. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
When one of your Things would be destroyed, you may destroy Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo instead. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
Each player may return one of their Things to their hand and draw a card. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
Count each player's rap lyrics in hand, including this card and adding 1 each if they control Harmonica or Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo. The player(s) with the highest total may draw a card; everyone else discards a card. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
When one of your Things would be destroyed, you may destroy Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo instead. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
With Tuba: You may discard a card to negate the effects of any Action played by an opponent with fewer cards in hand than you. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
With Bagpipe, Action: Return Piccolo to your hand. Target opponent discards a card. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
With Tuba: Whenever you gain control of an Instrument, each opponent discards a card. With Piccolo: Whenever an opponent destroys one of your Things, they discard a card. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Hey Everybody, It's Christmas Time! |
|
Action |
|
Draw a number of cards equal to the number of players, and give one to each. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
Jesus, Mary, and the manger! Christmas time, family time! |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Do All Your Shopping at Wal-Mart! |
|
Action |
|
If you control four or more Holidays and no other Holidays are in play, you win. Otherwise, gain control of target Holiday. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
Love, forgiveness, and the bunnies! Easter time, chocolate time! |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
|
|
|
Out on the Plains, Just Me and My Mind |
|
Action (Rap) |
|
Draw until you have five cards. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Took Me a Break to Read Some Wittgenstein |
|
Action (Rap) |
|
If you have not played any cards this turn, search the draw pile for the Tractatus and play it, shuffling afterward. Draw a card and end your turn. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
Search the draw pile for the Tractatus and put it into your hand, shuffling afterward. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Obsessed with Theories of Language and Time |
|
Thing (Rap) |
|
Once per turn, you may draw a card if your hand is empty. If you control the Tractatus, draw an extra card at the start of your turn. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
No player may win the game. The Tractatus is indestructible if you control Bedeutung ist Tun, Es ist ein Sprachspiel, Wörter sind Inhalt, or Pipe Organ. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
If you control the Tractatus, take another turn. Otherwise, gain control of the Tractatus if it is in play. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
The Logic of Our Language Is Misunderstood |
|
Action (Rap) |
|
Return every Issue to its controller's hand. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Philosophy Is Based on a False Pretense |
|
Action (Rap) |
|
Opponents may not play Things during their next turn. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Philosophy Itself Is Nonsense! |
|
Thing (Rap) |
|
Action: Destroy target Issue. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
Action: Return an Instrument to its controller's hand. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
Meaning is use. When you play this, target player discards all of the Things in their hand. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
It's a language game. Action: Target Thing is considered blank until this ability's next use. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
Discard immediately in response to an opponent's Action to negate its effects. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
Words are content. When you play this card, destroy every Thing with no ruletext. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
Put the topmost Action in the discard pile into your hand. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
Self-reflection and atonement! Yom Kippur, that's what for! |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Feel the Embers Glowing and a Turkey in the Oven |
|
Action |
|
Draw a card for each of your Issues. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Hear the Children Singing, There's a Turkey in the Oven |
|
Action |
|
Draw a card for each of your Instruments. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Candles Are So Pretty and a Turkey in the Oven |
|
Action |
|
Draw a card for each of your Holidays. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Do All Your Shopping at Wal-Mart! |
|
Action |
|
If you control four or more Holidays and no other Holidays are in play, you win. Otherwise, gain control of target Holiday. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
Lots of praying with no breakfast! Ramadan, so much fun! |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Home, Home on the Big Ol' Range |
|
Thing (Rap) |
|
Your maximum hand size is increased by one. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Yippee Tai Yo, Get Along There, Stranger |
|
Action (Rap) |
|
Play every card in your hand. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
Action and Thing: Gain control of target Thing. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
We're Big and Bad in the Cowboy 'Hood |
|
Action (Rap) |
|
Opponents may not play Actions during their next turn. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Yo! Yo! Got a River to Ford |
|
Action (Rap) |
|
Return any number of your Things to your hand and draw a card for each. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
With a Life Like This, I'll Never Be Bored |
|
Action (Rap) |
|
Discard your hand and draw five cards. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Yo! Yo! I'm Wild and Free |
|
Action (Rap) |
|
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Whoa Miss Kitty, You're the Gal for Me! |
|
Action (Rap) |
|
Put the topmost Thing in the discard pile into your hand. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
Schools are closed and pools are open! Labor Day, all the way! |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Grandma's on the Phone, Go and Tell Her That You Love Her! |
|
Action |
|
Draw two cards and give one of them to an opponent. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Daddy's on the Phone, Go and Tell Him That You Love Him! |
|
Action |
|
Draw two cards and give one of them to an opponent. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Sister's on the Phone, Go and Tell Her That You Love Her! |
|
Action |
|
Draw two cards and give one of them to an opponent. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Do All Your Shopping at Wal-Mart! |
|
Action |
|
If you control four or more Holidays and no other Holidays are in play, you win. Otherwise, gain control of target Holiday. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
Big parade with guns and soldiers! Veterans Day, what's there to say? |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
Candy corn for lunch and dinner! Halloween, what a scream! |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
Look at the top three cards of the draw pile. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
Target opponent destroys three of their Things, minus one for each rap lyric they reveal from their hand. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
Discard immediately in response when an opponent plays a Thing to take control of it. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
Whenever an opponent destroys one of your Things, they discard a card. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
Action: Reveal the top card of the draw pile and put it into your hand if it is a Thing. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
American Cheese Worth Fighting For |
|
Thing (Rap) |
|
At the end of your turn, you may search the draw pile for an Instrument, Holiday, or Issue and play it if you control no Things of that type, shuffling afterward. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
Play this card into an opponent's control. Your maximum hand size is decreased by one. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
Target opponent may not play Actions during their next turn. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Holiday Spot for You and Your Gal |
|
Thing (Rap) |
|
Action and Thing: Draw a card. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Get Some Cool Shit and Desert Rays |
|
Action (Rap) |
|
Discard any number of cards and draw the same number. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Cowboy Livin' the American Way |
|
Action (Rap) |
|
If you control Harmonica, A Big Ol' Knife, and American Cheese Worth Fighting For, you win. Otherwise, search the draw pile for one of the above and put it into your hand, shuffling afterward. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
All the way! Any opponent with a Go! Go! card must give it to you. If you receive none, draw a card. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
All the way! Any opponent with a Go! Go! card must give it to you. If you receive none, draw a card. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
For the purpose of cards that count Issues, yours count double. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
Out of a desire to obtain political power! When you play this, each player with an Issue may draw a card, or two if they also control Megaphone. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Vice Presidential Candidate! |
|
Thing - Issue |
|
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
|
|
|
When you play this, each player may destroy a Thing. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Gain Control of the Government! |
|
Thing - Issue |
|
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Executive Branch! Military Branch! |
|
Thing - Issue |
|
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Foreign Affairs! Influence Policy! |
|
Thing - Issue |
|
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
|
Fascism! You may not play Actions other than the following. Action: Destroy target Holiday or Issue. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Promote Individual Interests! |
|
Thing - Issue |
|
George Stephanopoulous, Imelda Marcos! When you play this, each opponent must give you a card. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Promote Special Interests! |
|
Thing - Issue |
|
Sugar, beef, bananas, lumber, pork bellies, pork barrels, Coca-Cola! When you play this, choose Instruments, Holidays, or Issues: either gain control of target Thing of that type or draw a card for each Thing of that type under your control. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
The Information Superhighway! |
|
Thing - Issue |
|
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
3000 Years of Oppression! |
|
Thing - Issue |
|
Opponents may not play cards during their next turn after you play this. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Who Enslaved People of Color? |
|
Action - Issue |
|
This counts toward your total number of Issues while it is in your hand. When you play this, look at target opponent's hand. If they have You Did! You! You! YOU!!!, they discard their hand and lose a turn. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Who Invaded the Caribbean? |
|
Action - Issue |
|
This counts toward your total number of Issues while it is in your hand. When you play this, look at target opponent's hand. If they have You Did! You! You! YOU!!!, they discard their hand and lose a turn. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Who Murdered All the Innocent Children? |
|
Action - Issue |
|
This counts toward your total number of Issues while it is in your hand. When you play this, look at target opponent's hand. If they have You Did! You! You! YOU!!!, they discard their hand and lose a turn. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
You Did! You! You! YOU!!! |
|
Thing |
|
You may not play this card. Once per turn, you may reveal it from your hand to gain control of target Issue. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
It May Be You, It Could Be Me |
|
Action |
|
Look at target opponent's hand and take a card, then give them a card from your hand. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
It's Not Enough to Wait and See |
|
Action |
|
Look at the top three cards of the draw pile and arrange them in the order of your choice. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
And When We All Lock Arms and Sing |
|
Action |
|
Search the draw pile for an Instrument and play it, shuffling afterward. Each player who controls an instrument may draw a card. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|
Bells of Freedom Ring Ding Ding! |
|
Action |
|
If you control more Instruments, more Holidays, and more Issues than any opponent, you win. |
|
www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
|