To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
cleardeck loadcard Harp/T/Whenever your hand is empty at the end of your turn, you may draw a card and return Harp to your hand. loadcard Accordion/T/With Piccolo, Action: Discard a card. Target opponent discards a card. loadcard Harmonica/T/With Accordion: Draw a card whenever you draw and reveal a rap lyric. loadcard Tuba/T/Tuba counts as an additional Instrument for every two other Instruments you control. loadcard I'm Ropin' Up My Saddle for the Long, Long Ride/A/Search the draw pile for an Instrument and put it into play. loadcard Every Time I See the Desert/T/Draw a card whenever you play a rap lyric. loadcard There's Something Inside/A/Target opponent gives you a card. loadcard Yo! Yo! This Is the Life/A/Draw two cards and play one of them. loadcard Give Me Open Land/A/Draw three cards. loadcard A Big Ol' Knife/T/Action: Destroy a Thing and return this card to your hand. loadcard Get Some Bear, Deer, Even a Snake/A/Take a random card from target opponent's hand. loadcard I Light Me a Fire/A/Gain control of target Instrument, Holiday, and Issue. loadcard Do the Shake and Bake/A/Destroy target Thing. Its controller may draw a card. You may draw a card. loadcard Yo! Yo! I'm A Cowboy Now/A/Draw a card for each rap lyric you reveal from your hand. loadcard The Sun Is Hot and Dry/A/Opponents must discard a card. loadcard Gonna Rope Me a Cow/A/Gain control of target Thing. loadcard Yo! Yo! I'm Loose and Free/A/Play two Actions. loadcard Whoa There Nelly, You're the Horse for Me!/A/Put the topmost Thing in the discard pile into your hand. loadcard Rope 'Em Up Boys/A/Gain control of target Thing. loadcard The Desert Is a-Callin'/A/Count each player's rap lyrics in hand, including this card and adding 1 each if they control Harmonica or Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo. The player(s) with the highest total may draw a card; everyone else discards a card. loadcard Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo/T/When one of your Things would be destroyed, you may destroy Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo instead. loadcard Saddle Up Fellas/A/Each player may return one of their Things to their hand. Those who do may draw a card. loadcard The Desert Is a-Callin'/A/Count each player's rap lyrics in hand, including this card and adding 1 each if they control Harmonica or Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo. The player(s) with the highest total may draw a card; everyone else discards a card. loadcard Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo/T/When one of your Things would be destroyed, you may destroy Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo instead. loadcard Bagpipe/T/With Tuba: You may discard a card to negate the effects of any Action played by an opponent with fewer cards in hand than you. loadcard Piccolo/T/With Bagpipe, Action: Return Piccolo to your hand. Target opponent discards a card. loadcard Banjo/T/With Tuba: All opponents must discard a card whenever you gain control of an Instrument.<BR>With Piccolo: An opponent must discard a card whenever they destroy one of your Things. loadcard Hey Everybody, It's Christmas Time!/A/Draw a number of cards equal to the number of players, and give one to each. loadcard Christmas Time!/T/Jesus, Mary, and the manger! Christmas time, family time! loadcard Do All Your Shopping at Wal-Mart!/A/If you control four or more Holidays and no other Holidays are in play, you win. Otherwise, gain control of target Holiday. loadcard Easter Time!/T/Love, forgiveness, and the bunnies! Easter time, chocolate time! loadcard Go! Go!/A/Take another turn. loadcard Go! Go!/A/Take another turn. loadcard Go! Go!/A/Take another turn. loadcard Go! Go!/A/Take another turn. loadcard Out on the Plains, Just Me and My Mind/A/Draw until you have five cards. loadcard Took Me a Break to Read Some Wittgenstein/A/If you have not played any cards this turn, search the deck for the <i>Tractatus</i> and put it into play, draw a card, and end your turn. loadcard Born in Vienna in '89/A/Search the deck for the <i>Tractatus</i> and put it into your hand. loadcard Obsessed with Theories of Language and Time/T/Once per turn, you may draw a card if your hand is empty. If you control the <i>Tractatus</i>, draw an extra card at the start of your turn. loadcard <i>Tractatus</i>/T/No player may win the game. The <i>Tractatus</i> is indestructible if you control Bedeutung ist Tun, Es ist ein Sprachspiel, Wörter sind Inhalt, or Pipe Organ. loadcard Ludwig Would Claim/A/If you control the <i>Tractatus</i>, take another turn. Otherwise, gain control of the <i>Tractatus</i> if it is in play. loadcard The Logic of Our Language Is Misunderstood/A/Return every Issue to its controller's hand. loadcard Philosophy Is Based on a False Pretense/A/Opponents may not play Things during their next turn. loadcard Philosophy Itself Is Nonsense!/T/Action: Destroy target Issue. loadcard Pipe Organ/T/Action: Return an Instrument to its controller's hand. loadcard Bedeutung ist Tun/T/Meaning is use. When you play this, target player discards all of the Things in their hand. loadcard Es ist ein Sprachspiel/T/It's a language game. Action: Until this card leaves play or the next time you use this ability, target Thing is considered blank. loadcard Nonsense! Nonsense!/T/Discard immediately in response to an opponent's Action to negate its effects. loadcard Wörter sind Inhalt/T/Words are content. When you play this card, destroy every Thing with no ruletext. loadcard Jawohl! Jawohl!/A/Put the topmost Action in the discard pile into your hand. loadcard Yom Kippur!/T/Self-reflection and atonement! Yom Kippur, that's what for! loadcard Feel the Embers Glowing and a Turkey in the Oven/A/Draw a card for each of your Issues. loadcard Hear the Children Singing, There's a Turkey in the Oven/A/Draw a card for each of your Instruments. loadcard Candles Are So Pretty and a Turkey in the Oven/A/Draw a card for each of your Holidays. loadcard Do All Your Shopping at Wal-Mart!/A/If you control four or more Holidays and no other Holidays are in play, you win. Otherwise, gain control of target Holiday. loadcard Ramadan!/T/Lots of praying with no breakfast! Ramadan, so much fun! loadcard Home, Home on the Big Ol' Range/T/Your maximum hand size is increased by one. loadcard Yippee Tai Yo, Get Along There, Stranger/A/Play every card in your hand. loadcard Rope 'Em, Ride 'Em/T/Action: Gain control of target Thing and return this card to your hand. loadcard Shoot 'Em Up Good/A/Destroy target Thing. loadcard We're Big and Bad in the Cowboy 'Hood/A/Opponents may not play Actions during their next turn. loadcard Yo! Yo! Got a River to Ford/A/Return any number of your Things to your hand and draw a card for each. loadcard With a Life Like This, I'll Never Be Bored/A/Discard your hand and draw five cards. loadcard Yo! Yo! I'm Wild and Free/A/Play two Actions. loadcard Whoa Miss Kitty, You're the Gal for Me!/A/Put the topmost Thing in the discard pile into your hand. loadcard Labor Day!/T/Schools are closed and pools are open! Labor Day, all the way! loadcard Grandma's on the Phone, Go and Tell Her That You Love Her!/A/Draw two cards and give one of them to an opponent. loadcard Daddy's on the Phone, Go and Tell Him That You Love Him!/A/Draw two cards and give one of them to an opponent. loadcard Sister's on the Phone, Go and Tell Her That You Love Her!/A/Draw two cards and give one of them to an opponent. loadcard Do All Your Shopping at Wal-Mart!/A/If you control four or more Holidays and no other Holidays are in play, you win. Otherwise, gain control of target Holiday. loadcard Veterans Day!/T/Big parade with guns and soldiers! Veterans Day, what's there to say? loadcard Halloween!/T/Candy corn for lunch and dinner! Halloween, what a scream! loadcard Look Out There/A/Look at the top three cards of the draw pile. loadcard It's an Injun Band/A/Target opponent destroys three of their Things, minus one for each rap lyric they reveal from their hand. loadcard Coming This Way/T/Discard immediately in response when an opponent plays a Thing to take control of it. loadcard Gonna Fight for My Land/T/Whenever an opponent destroys one of your Things, they must discard a card. loadcard Hometown Grocery Store/T/Action: Reveal the top card of the draw pile and put it into your hand if it is a Thing. loadcard American Cheese Worth Fighting For/T/At the end of your turn, you may search the draw pile for an Instrument, Holiday, or Issue and put it into play if you control no Things of that type. loadcard Dry Gulch/T/Play this card into an opponent's control. Your maximum hand size is decreased by one. loadcard O.K. Corral/A/Target opponent may not play an Action during their next turn. loadcard Holiday Spot for You and Your Gal/T/Thing and Action: Draw a card. loadcard Get Some Cool Shit and Desert Rays/A/Discard any number of cards and draw the same number. loadcard Cowboy Livin' the American Way/A/If you control Harmonica, A Big Ol' Knife, and American Cheese Worth Fighting For, you win. Otherwise, search the draw pile for one of the above and put it into your hand. loadcard It's Cowboy Livin'/A/All the way! Any opponent with a Go! Go! card must give it to you. If you receive none, draw a card. loadcard It's Cowboy Livin'/A/All the way! Any opponent with a Go! Go! card must give it to you. If you receive none, draw a card. loadcard Megaphone/T/For the purpose of cards that count Issues, yours count double. loadcard People! Coming Together!/T/Out of a desire to obtain political power! When you play this, each player with an Issue may draw a card, or two if they also have Megaphone. loadcard Vice Presidential Candidate!/T/ loadcard 27 Electoral Votes!/T/ loadcard Central Policy Issues!/T/ loadcard Two Party System!/T/ loadcard Struggle!/T/When you play this, every player may destroy a Thing. loadcard Gain Control of the Government!/T/ loadcard Executive Branch! Military Branch!/T/ loadcard Foreign Affairs! Influence Policy!/T/ loadcard Promote Ideology!/T/Fascism! You may not play Actions other than the following. Action: Destroy target Holiday or Issue. loadcard Promote Individual Interests!/T/George Stephanopoulous, Imelda Marcos! When you play this, each opponent must give you a card. loadcard Promote Special Interests!/T/Sugar, beef, bananas, lumber, pork bellies, pork barrels, Coca-Cola! When you play this, choose Instruments, Holidays, or Issues: for your chosen type, you may either gain control of target Thing of that type or draw a card for each Thing of that type under your control. loadcard The Information Superhighway!/T/Action: Draw a card. loadcard 3000 Years of Oppression!/T/Opponents may not play cards during their next turn after you play this. loadcard Who Enslaved People of Color?/A/This counts toward your total number of Issues while it is in your hand. When you play this, look at target opponent's hand. If they have You Did! You! You! YOU!!!, they discard their hand and lose a turn. loadcard Who Invaded the Caribbean?/A/This counts toward your total number of Issues while it is in your hand. When you play this, look at target opponent's hand. If they have You Did! You! You! YOU!!!, they discard their hand and lose a turn. loadcard Who Murdered All the Innocent Children?/A/This counts toward your total number of Issues while it is in your hand. When you play this, look at target opponent's hand. If they have You Did! You! You! YOU!!!, they discard their hand and lose a turn. loadcard You Did! You! You! YOU!!!/T/You may not play this card. Once per turn, you may reveal it from your hand to gain control of target Issue. loadcard It May Be You,<BR>It Could Be Me/A/Look at target opponent's hand and take a card, then give them a card from your hand. loadcard It's Not Enough<BR>to Wait and See/A/Look at the top three cards of the draw pile and arrange them in the order of your choice. loadcard And When We All<BR>Lock Arms and Sing/A/Search the draw pile for an Instrument and put it into play. Each player who controls an instrument may draw a card. loadcard Bells of Freedom<BR>Ring Ding Ding!/A/If you have more Instruments, more Holidays, and more Issues than any opponent, you win. @emit [name(%#)] pastes the The Most Unwanted Song deck into the Dvorak Engine.