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For further information, read this page.Name Set ImageFile Type CornerValue Text FlavorText Creator Harp the_most_unwanted_song thing_instrument Thing - Instrument Whenever your hand is empty at the end of your turn, you may draw a card and return Harp to your hand. Accordion the_most_unwanted_song thing_instrument Thing - Instrument With Piccolo, Action: Discard a card. Target opponent discards a card. Harmonica the_most_unwanted_song thing_instrument Thing - Instrument With Accordion: Draw a card whenever you draw and reveal a rap lyric. Tuba the_most_unwanted_song thing_instrument Thing - Instrument Tuba counts as an additional Instrument for every two other Instruments you control. I'm Ropin' Up My Saddle for the Long, Long Ride the_most_unwanted_song action_rap_ Action (Rap) Search the draw pile for an Instrument and put it into play. Every Time I See the Desert the_most_unwanted_song thing_rap_ Thing (Rap) Draw a card whenever you play a rap lyric. There's Something Inside the_most_unwanted_song action_rap_ Action (Rap) Target opponent gives you a card. Yo! Yo! This Is the Life the_most_unwanted_song action_rap_ Action (Rap) Draw two cards and play one of them. Give Me Open Land the_most_unwanted_song action_rap_ Action (Rap) Draw three cards. A Big Ol' Knife the_most_unwanted_song thing_rap_ Thing (Rap) Action: Destroy a Thing and return this card to your hand. Get Some Bear, Deer, Even a Snake the_most_unwanted_song action_rap_ Action (Rap) Take a random card from target opponent's hand. I Light Me a Fire the_most_unwanted_song action_rap_ Action (Rap) Gain control of target Instrument, Holiday, and Issue. Do the Shake and Bake the_most_unwanted_song action_rap_ Action (Rap) Destroy target Thing. Its controller may draw a card. You may draw a card. Yo! Yo! I'm A Cowboy Now the_most_unwanted_song action_rap_ Action (Rap) Draw a card for each rap lyric you reveal from your hand. The Sun Is Hot and Dry the_most_unwanted_song action_rap_ Action (Rap) Opponents must discard a card. Gonna Rope Me a Cow the_most_unwanted_song action_rap_ Action (Rap) Gain control of target Thing. Yo! Yo! I'm Loose and Free the_most_unwanted_song action_rap_ Action (Rap) Play two Actions. Whoa There Nelly, You're the Horse for Me! the_most_unwanted_song action_rap_ Action (Rap) Put the topmost Thing in the discard pile into your hand. Rope 'Em Up Boys the_most_unwanted_song action Action Gain control of target Thing. The Desert Is a-Callin' the_most_unwanted_song action Action Count each player's rap lyrics in hand, including this card and adding 1 each if they control Harmonica or Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo. The player(s) with the highest total may draw a card; everyone else discards a card. Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo the_most_unwanted_song thing Thing When one of your Things would be destroyed, you may destroy Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo instead. Saddle Up Fellas the_most_unwanted_song action Action Each player may return one of their Things to their hand. Those who do may draw a card. The Desert Is a-Callin' the_most_unwanted_song action Action Count each player's rap lyrics in hand, including this card and adding 1 each if they control Harmonica or Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo. The player(s) with the highest total may draw a card; everyone else discards a card. Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo the_most_unwanted_song thing Thing When one of your Things would be destroyed, you may destroy Yahoo, Yahoo, Yahoo instead. Bagpipe the_most_unwanted_song thing_instrument Thing - Instrument With Tuba: You may discard a card to negate the effects of any Action played by an opponent with fewer cards in hand than you. Piccolo the_most_unwanted_song thing_instrument Thing - Instrument With Bagpipe, Action: Return Piccolo to your hand. Target opponent discards a card. Banjo the_most_unwanted_song thing_instrument Thing - Instrument With Tuba: All opponents must discard a card whenever you gain control of an Instrument. With Piccolo: An opponent must discard a card whenever they destroy one of your Things. Hey Everybody, It's Christmas Time! the_most_unwanted_song action Action Draw a number of cards equal to the number of players, and give one to each. Christmas Time! the_most_unwanted_song thing_holiday Thing - Holiday Jesus, Mary, and the manger! Christmas time, family time! Do All Your Shopping at Wal-Mart! the_most_unwanted_song action Action If you control four or more Holidays and no other Holidays are in play, you win. Otherwise, gain control of target Holiday. Easter Time! the_most_unwanted_song thing_holiday Thing - Holiday Love, forgiveness, and the bunnies! Easter time, chocolate time! Go! Go! the_most_unwanted_song action Action Take another turn. Go! Go! the_most_unwanted_song action Action Take another turn. Go! Go! the_most_unwanted_song action Action Take another turn. Go! Go! the_most_unwanted_song action Action Take another turn. Out on the Plains, Just Me and My Mind the_most_unwanted_song action_rap_ Action (Rap) Draw until you have five cards. Took Me a Break to Read Some Wittgenstein the_most_unwanted_song action_rap_ Action (Rap) If you have not played any cards this turn, search the deck for the Tractatus and put it into play, draw a card, and end your turn. Born in Vienna in '89 the_most_unwanted_song action_rap_ Action (Rap) Search the deck for the Tractatus and put it into your hand. Obsessed with Theories of Language and Time the_most_unwanted_song thing_rap_ Thing (Rap) Once per turn, you may draw a card if your hand is empty. If you control the Tractatus, draw an extra card at the start of your turn. Tractatus the_most_unwanted_song thing_rap_ Thing (Rap) No player may win the game. The Tractatus is indestructible if you control Bedeutung ist Tun, Es ist ein Sprachspiel, Wörter sind Inhalt, or Pipe Organ. Ludwig Would Claim the_most_unwanted_song action_rap_ Action (Rap) If you control the Tractatus, take another turn. Otherwise, gain control of the Tractatus if it is in play. The Logic of Our Language Is Misunderstood the_most_unwanted_song action_rap_ Action (Rap) Return every Issue to its controller's hand. Philosophy Is Based on a False Pretense the_most_unwanted_song action_rap_ Action (Rap) Opponents may not play Things during their next turn. Philosophy Itself Is Nonsense! the_most_unwanted_song thing_rap_ Thing (Rap) Action: Destroy target Issue. Pipe Organ the_most_unwanted_song thing_instrument Thing - Instrument Action: Return an Instrument to its controller's hand. Bedeutung ist Tun the_most_unwanted_song thing Thing Meaning is use. When you play this, target player discards all of the Things in their hand. Es ist ein Sprachspiel the_most_unwanted_song thing Thing It's a language game. Action: Until this card leaves play or the next time you use this ability, target Thing is considered blank. Nonsense! Nonsense! the_most_unwanted_song reaction Reaction Discard immediately in response to an opponent's Action to negate its effects. Wörter sind Inhalt the_most_unwanted_song thing Thing Words are content. When you play this card, destroy every Thing with no ruletext. Jawohl! Jawohl! the_most_unwanted_song action Action Put the topmost Action in the discard pile into your hand. Yom Kippur! the_most_unwanted_song thing_holiday Thing - Holiday Self-reflection and atonement! Yom Kippur, that's what for! Feel the Embers Glowing and a Turkey in the Oven the_most_unwanted_song action Action Draw a card for each of your Issues. Hear the Children Singing, There's a Turkey in the Oven the_most_unwanted_song action Action Draw a card for each of your Instruments. Candles Are So Pretty and a Turkey in the Oven the_most_unwanted_song action Action Draw a card for each of your Holidays. Do All Your Shopping at Wal-Mart! the_most_unwanted_song action Action If you control four or more Holidays and no other Holidays are in play, you win. Otherwise, gain control of target Holiday. Ramadan! the_most_unwanted_song thing_holiday Thing - Holiday Lots of praying with no breakfast! Ramadan, so much fun! Home, Home on the Big Ol' Range the_most_unwanted_song thing_rap_ Thing (Rap) Your maximum hand size is increased by one. Yippee Tai Yo, Get Along There, Stranger the_most_unwanted_song action_rap_ Action (Rap) Play every card in your hand. Rope 'Em, Ride 'Em the_most_unwanted_song thing_rap_ Thing (Rap) Action: Gain control of target Thing and return this card to your hand. Shoot 'Em Up Good the_most_unwanted_song action_rap_ Action (Rap) Destroy target Thing. We're Big and Bad in the Cowboy 'Hood the_most_unwanted_song action_rap_ Action (Rap) Opponents may not play Actions during their next turn. Yo! Yo! Got a River to Ford the_most_unwanted_song action_rap_ Action (Rap) Return any number of your Things to your hand and draw a card for each. With a Life Like This, I'll Never Be Bored the_most_unwanted_song action_rap_ Action (Rap) Discard your hand and draw five cards. Yo! Yo! I'm Wild and Free the_most_unwanted_song action_rap_ Action (Rap) Play two Actions. Whoa Miss Kitty, You're the Gal for Me! the_most_unwanted_song action_rap_ Action (Rap) Put the topmost Thing in the discard pile into your hand. Labor Day! the_most_unwanted_song thing_holiday Thing - Holiday Schools are closed and pools are open! Labor Day, all the way! Grandma's on the Phone, Go and Tell Her That You Love Her! the_most_unwanted_song action Action Draw two cards and give one of them to an opponent. Daddy's on the Phone, Go and Tell Him That You Love Him! the_most_unwanted_song action Action Draw two cards and give one of them to an opponent. Sister's on the Phone, Go and Tell Her That You Love Her! the_most_unwanted_song action Action Draw two cards and give one of them to an opponent. Do All Your Shopping at Wal-Mart! the_most_unwanted_song action Action If you control four or more Holidays and no other Holidays are in play, you win. Otherwise, gain control of target Holiday. Veterans Day! the_most_unwanted_song thing_holiday Thing - Holiday Big parade with guns and soldiers! Veterans Day, what's there to say? Halloween! the_most_unwanted_song thing_holiday Thing - Holiday Candy corn for lunch and dinner! Halloween, what a scream! Look Out There the_most_unwanted_song action_rap_ Action (Rap) Look at the top three cards of the draw pile. It's an Injun Band the_most_unwanted_song action_rap_ Action (Rap) Target opponent destroys three of their Things, minus one for each rap lyric they reveal from their hand. Coming This Way the_most_unwanted_song reaction_rap_ Reaction (Rap) Discard immediately in response when an opponent plays a Thing to take control of it. Gonna Fight for My Land the_most_unwanted_song thing_rap_ Thing (Rap) Whenever an opponent destroys one of your Things, they must discard a card. Hometown Grocery Store the_most_unwanted_song thing_rap_ Thing (Rap) Action: Reveal the top card of the draw pile and put it into your hand if it is a Thing. American Cheese Worth Fighting For the_most_unwanted_song thing_rap_ Thing (Rap) At the end of your turn, you may search the draw pile for an Instrument, Holiday, or Issue and put it into play if you control no Things of that type. Dry Gulch the_most_unwanted_song thing_rap_ Thing (Rap) Play this card into an opponent's control. Your maximum hand size is decreased by one. O.K. Corral the_most_unwanted_song action_rap_ Action (Rap) Target opponent may not play an Action during their next turn. Holiday Spot for You and Your Gal the_most_unwanted_song thing_rap_ Thing (Rap) Thing and Action: Draw a card. Get Some Cool Shit and Desert Rays the_most_unwanted_song action_rap_ Action (Rap) Discard any number of cards and draw the same number. Cowboy Livin' the American Way the_most_unwanted_song action_rap_ Action (Rap) If you control Harmonica, A Big Ol' Knife, and American Cheese Worth Fighting For, you win. Otherwise, search the draw pile for one of the above and put it into your hand. It's Cowboy Livin' the_most_unwanted_song action_rap_ Action (Rap) All the way! Any opponent with a Go! Go! card must give it to you. If you receive none, draw a card. It's Cowboy Livin' the_most_unwanted_song action_rap_ Action (Rap) All the way! Any opponent with a Go! Go! card must give it to you. If you receive none, draw a card. Megaphone the_most_unwanted_song thing_instrument Thing - Instrument For the purpose of cards that count Issues, yours count double. People! Coming Together! the_most_unwanted_song thing_issue Thing - Issue Out of a desire to obtain political power! When you play this, each player with an Issue may draw a card, or two if they also have Megaphone. Vice Presidential Candidate! the_most_unwanted_song thing_issue Thing - Issue 27 Electoral Votes! the_most_unwanted_song thing_issue Thing - Issue Central Policy Issues! the_most_unwanted_song thing_issue Thing - Issue Two Party System! the_most_unwanted_song thing_issue Thing - Issue Struggle! the_most_unwanted_song thing_issue Thing - Issue When you play this, every player may destroy a Thing. Gain Control of the Government! the_most_unwanted_song thing_issue Thing - Issue Executive Branch! Military Branch! the_most_unwanted_song thing_issue Thing - Issue Foreign Affairs! Influence Policy! the_most_unwanted_song thing_issue Thing - Issue Promote Ideology! the_most_unwanted_song thing_issue Thing - Issue Fascism! You may not play Actions other than the following. Action: Destroy target Holiday or Issue. Promote Individual Interests! the_most_unwanted_song thing_issue Thing - Issue George Stephanopoulous, Imelda Marcos! When you play this, each opponent must give you a card. Promote Special Interests! the_most_unwanted_song thing_issue Thing - Issue Sugar, beef, bananas, lumber, pork bellies, pork barrels, Coca-Cola! When you play this, choose Instruments, Holidays, or Issues: for your chosen type, you may either gain control of target Thing of that type or draw a card for each Thing of that type under your control. The Information Superhighway! the_most_unwanted_song thing_issue Thing - Issue Action: Draw a card. 3000 Years of Oppression! the_most_unwanted_song thing_issue Thing - Issue Opponents may not play cards during their next turn after you play this. Who Enslaved People of Color? the_most_unwanted_song action_issue Action - Issue This counts toward your total number of Issues while it is in your hand. When you play this, look at target opponent's hand. If they have You Did! You! You! YOU!!!, they discard their hand and lose a turn. Who Invaded the Caribbean? the_most_unwanted_song action_issue Action - Issue This counts toward your total number of Issues while it is in your hand. When you play this, look at target opponent's hand. If they have You Did! You! You! YOU!!!, they discard their hand and lose a turn. Who Murdered All the Innocent Children? the_most_unwanted_song action_issue Action - Issue This counts toward your total number of Issues while it is in your hand. When you play this, look at target opponent's hand. If they have You Did! You! You! YOU!!!, they discard their hand and lose a turn. You Did! You! You! YOU!!! the_most_unwanted_song thing Thing You may not play this card. Once per turn, you may reveal it from your hand to gain control of target Issue. It May Be You, It Could Be Me the_most_unwanted_song action Action Look at target opponent's hand and take a card, then give them a card from your hand. It's Not Enough to Wait and See the_most_unwanted_song action Action Look at the top three cards of the draw pile and arrange them in the order of your choice. And When We All Lock Arms and Sing the_most_unwanted_song action Action Search the draw pile for an Instrument and put it into play. Each player who controls an instrument may draw a card. Bells of Freedom Ring Ding Ding! the_most_unwanted_song action Action If you have more Instruments, more Holidays, and more Issues than any opponent, you win.