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You must take The Ultimate Answer to Earth and keep it there for five consecutive turns. |
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You must have Frankie and Benji, the Ultimate Answer and an Earthling. |
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If you are the first player to play a Vogon-related card and keep it in play for six consecutive turns, you win. |
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People of Earth, Your Attention Please |
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Thing - Goal |
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The Vogons must destroy Earth, at your command. |
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Take three Robotic Lifeforms to the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Complaints Division. |
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You must take Zaphod to Magrathea. |
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You must accomplish your other two Goals while controlling a Towel. |
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Excitement, Adventure and Really Wild Things |
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Thing - Goal |
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You must have visited at least five Worlds, and owned at least five different Ships. |
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The Obliteration of All Other Life Forms |
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Thing - Goal |
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Put a counter on this Goal whenever you are responsible for an opponent's Lifeform's death. You must collect ten of these counters. |
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All five pieces of the Wikkit Gate must be in play, you must control at least one, and if any other player has the same goal, you must control more pieces than them. |
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You must have Arthur Dent and Earth. Agrajag must be in your discard pile. |
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Mostly harmless. You may not play Lifeforms here, unless they specify that you can. You may not play Ships unless you have a Lifeform with a Towel. |
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Action: Destroy a Krikkit Robot you control, to destroy a World. |
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Action: And so the universe ends. Destroy all Things - this destruction cannot be avoided. |
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Any non-Vogon, non-Robot Lifeforms stuck on Vogsphere without a Ship are killed by its noxious vapours. |
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Magrathea cannot be played normally, or as a starting World; only by a card that puts a World into play. Action: Search your draw pile for a World, and put it into your hand. |
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Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Complaints Division |
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Thing - World |
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If a Robot Lifeform is destroyed while at the SCCCD, return it instead to its controller's hand. |
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Play only if you lack a Ship. Choose any World you like; treat this card as a copy of that World, but without any of its abilities or restrictions. |
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If you control three or more Frogstar Robots, you may play this card into the control of an opponent. |
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If every other player has achieved at least one of their Goals, and you have achieved none, you may mark one of your goals as completed. |
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University of Maximegalon |
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Thing - World |
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Put X counters on Bethselamin when you arrive on it, where X is the number of non-World Things you control. If you control more or fewer non-World Things than counters on this card, then World cards may not be put into play under your control. |
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Action: Keep drawing and revealing cards until you've drawn a World, discarding the rest. Put that World into play. |
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Action: If you control a Vogon, you may destroy the World that you're currently on. |
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Requires no pilot, but you may not play Worlds normally. Action: Draw and reveal a card; if it's a World, put it into play. If not, discard it. |
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When B-Ark comes into play, you may search your draw pile for a World. Whenever you arrive at a new World, destroy B-Ark. |
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You may control any number of Ships. |
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Action: If you control a Vogon, you may destroy a nearby Ship. |
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The Bistromath can be piloted by any Lifeforms, but requires at least three of them. |
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Skip the discard phase at the end of your turns. |
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Grebulon Reconnaissance Ship |
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Thing - Ship |
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Grebulon Reconnaissance Ship may not be the target of any cards or abilities. |
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You may only play World cards if you control Lemon-Soaked Paper Napkins. |
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Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster |
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Action - Drink |
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Target Player immediately plays their entire hand. If any card may not be played, it is discarded. |
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A chosen Player draws a card, then discards one at random. |
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A chosen opponent discards a card at random, then puts this card into their hand. ("Once you started to lose you would probably keep losing because one of the effects of Janx Spirit is to depress telepsychic power.") |
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Sit down. Relax. Don't panic. Draw three cards. |
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The Machine cannot pilot Ships. Action: Name a Drink. A random opponent searches your draw pile for any Drink other than the one you named (if any are there), and puts it into your hand. Share and Enjoy. |
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Earthling; play only on Earth. Arthur cannot pilot Ships. Action: Draw one card and play it. If it may not be played, discard it. |
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Earthling; play only on Earth. |
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Frankie and Benji cannot pilot Ships. |
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Wowbagger The Infinitely Prolonged |
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Thing - Unique Lifeform |
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Ignore any effects which would destroy Wowbagger. If a card requires a Lifeform to be destroyed to have an effect, it may not destroy Wowbagger. |
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When Agrajag comes into play, a chosen opponent must discard 'x' cards, where 'x' is the number of Lifeforms in your discard pile. |
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Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal |
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Thing - Lifeform |
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Play only on Traal. The Beast cannot pilot Ships. Action: Destroy a nearby Lifeform, unless it has a Towel. |
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Thing - Unique Robot Lifeform |
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Mind-taxing time. If a card (other than a Goal) requires the presence a specific Lifeform, you can use Marvin to do the job. If you do, return him to your hand at the end of the turn. |
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Action: Gain control of a nearby Ship. |
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Dolphins may be played on Earth. If Earth is destroyed, you may search your draw pile for a World and put it into play. |
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Ford may be played on Earth. When Ford comes into play, you may search your draw pile for a Towel and play it onto him. |
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The Sanitisers cannot pilot Ships. When they leave a World, for any reason, destroy any remaining copies of that World at the end of your next turn. |
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Any Player may take an Action to replace this card with a non-World Thing from their hand, even if this breaks the Uniqueness rule. (That Thing retains this ability.) |
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Thing - Unique Vogon Lifeform |
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Frogstar Scout Robot Class D |
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Thing - Robot Lifeform |
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Whenever a nearby Player is responsible for destroying a Robot, the Scout Robot may destroy any number of their non-World Things. |
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Play only on Krikkit. Action: Destroy all nearby Lifeforms which aren't Krikkit Robots. Action: Destroy Krikkit Robot to take control of a nearby segment of the Wikkit Gate. |
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Action: A chosen Lifeform is just zis guy, you know? They can't use their Action-abilities until the start of your next turn. |
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Frogstar Scout Robot Class A |
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Thing - Robot Lifeform |
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If the only Lifeforms you control are Class A Scout Robots, you may travel without a Ship. |
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May be played under any player's control. May not pilot ships. Nearby opponents may treat your ship as if they controlled it. |
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Opponents' Ships may not leave your current World. It isn't easy being a cop. |
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Action: A chosen opponent must put a World from their hand into play under your control, or reveal their hand to show that they have no Worlds. |
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If you control no Vogon ships, Vogon Guard is destroyed. Action: Destroy a nearby Lifeform. |
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The Perfectly Normal Beast cannot pilot ships. Action: Play a World card, unless you control more non-Beast Lifeforms than Beasts. |
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If Dish of the Day is destroyed, you may draw two cards. |
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Action: Search your deck for a copy of this card and put it into play. |
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Action: Return a nearby card to its controller's hand. |
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You may discard a card to prevent a Ship you control from being destroyed. |
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Zem cannot pilot Ships. When Zem is destroyed, draw a card. |
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A Hooloovoo cannot be targetted by Actions or abilities, or have Things played onto it. If you control no other non-World things, destroy Hooloovoo. |
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Any Player may, as an Action, search their draw pile for a World. |
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Play onto a non-World Thing - that Thing may not be directly targetted by Actions. |
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Terrible Pain in the Diodes |
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Play onto a Robot - that Robot may not use its Actions, nor pilot Ships. |
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Joo Janta Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses |
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Play onto a Lifeform - you may prevent any opponent's Action that would affect that Lifeform, but not twice in a row. The prevented Action, if a card, is returned to the opponent's hand. |
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You may only play The Ultimate Answer if you control Deep Thought or a Scrabble Board. |
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A triangular rubber coin six thousand eight hundred miles along each side. You may have any number of Ningis in your deck. |
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You may only play the Pu if you control six Triganic Ningis. Upon doing so, destroy the Ningis. |
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Action: Draw a card. If it is the Ultimate Answer, put it into play - otherwise, discard it. |
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Action: Reveal your hand to a Player, and look at that Player's hand. |
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Action: Remove five counters from Deep Thought to search your draw pile for a card and put it into your hand. Action: Put a counter on Deep Thought. |
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Action: You may look through any Player's draw pile, or at any Player's hand. |
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The Poetry of P.N.M. Jennings |
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May only be played on Earth. Action: Return a Lifeform or Publisher to its controller's hand. |
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My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles |
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Thing |
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Action: If you control a Vogon, you may return a Lifeform or Publisher to its controller's hand. |
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Destroy any Ship which travels to the World that you're currently on. When a Ship is destroyed in this way, or when you leave this World, destroy Planetary Defence System. |
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Whole Sort of General Mish-Mash |
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Different players may have copies of the same unique Thing in play, although a single player may not. |
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Action: Swap your hand with that of another player. |
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The Steel Pillar of Strength and Power |
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Thing - Unique Wikkit Gate |
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When a robot comes into play, you may return the Silver Bail to your draw pile to return the robot to its players' draw pile (both piles are shuffled). |
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The Wooden Pillar of Nature and Spirituality |
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Thing - Unique Wikkit Gate |
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Action: Discard any Pillar. Look through another player's draw pile, and if they control any of a segment of the Wikkit Gate, Krikkit, or a Krikkit robot, move one such to your hand. They shuffle afterwards. |
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The Perspex Pillar of Science and Reason |
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Thing - Unique Wikkit Gate |
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Action: Look at the top three cards of your draw pile, discard any you choose, and replace the rest in any order. |
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The Golden Bail of Prosperity |
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Thing - Unique Wikkit Gate |
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When a Ship comes into play, you may return the Golden Bail to your draw pile to return the Ship to its players' draw pile (both piles are shuffled). |
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Thing - Unique Wikkit Gate |
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When any Thing is removed from play, you may return the Silver Bail to your draw pile to cancel the effect (shuffle afterwards). |
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Draw a card when you play Infinidim Enterprises. Action: Destroy a Publisher. While Infinidem Enterprises is in play, the Guide also counts as a Robot Lifeform. |
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Draw a card when you play Megadodo Publications. Action: Destroy a copy of the Guide controlled by a player who does not control a Publisher. |
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Play in immediate response to a Drink, to negate its effects. |
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Destroy a non-World Thing. Its controller may then destroy a non-World Thing you control. Apologise to each other. |
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Play in immediate response to an opponent's Action that affects a Lifeform you control. Draw three cards. |
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Disaster Area Sundive Tour |
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Destroy any World in play. Any Players who were on that World may draw two cards. |
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A Lifeform you control enters the Vortex, and is destroyed. Before their brain is annihilated, you may look at every opponent's hand, and search through every draw pile. |
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Infinite Improbability Field |
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Each Player may search their deck for a card, and put it into their hand. |
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Keep drawing and revealing cards until you've drawn a Ship, discarding the rest. Do the same for a Lifeform. Put them both into play. |
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Eddies in the Space-Time Continuum |
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Play a World from your hand into the control of any Player. |
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Choose a Player - his or her Lifeforms may not use their Actions, nor pilot Ships, until the start of your next turn. |
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Destroy a Robot, other than Marvin himself. |
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Randomly select a World from those in play. Destroy it. |
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The First Team To Win Shall Win |
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Take a random card into your hand, from the hand of a player with less cards in hand than you. |
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A New Meaning To the Word 'Trilogy' |
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Everyone with three or four cards in hand (after you play this card) draws up to a hand of five cards. |
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Nuclear Encounter Therapy |
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Discard a Ship or World in your hand, or destroy a Ship or World you control. Choose another player, who must do the same; if they cannot, they must show you their hand. |
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