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For further information, read this page.Name Set ImageFile Type CornerValue Text FlavorText Creator FOFL card_listing website_unique Website - Unique 0/70 When this card is destroyed the game is lost for Red Team. This card must be played at the start of the game and cannot be withdrawn from play. When a card attacks or action targets this card you may flip a coin. If heads, that attack or action is negated. HSSSSS card_listing website_unique Website - Unique 0/25 When this card is destroyed the game is lost for Black Team. This card must be played at the start of the game and cannot be withdrawn from play. When a card attacks or action targets this card whilst another Website you control is in play you may have the attack or action target that Website instead. Genesoft card_listing website_unique Website - Unique 0/50 When this card is destroyed the game is lost for Blue Team. This card must be played at the start of the game. This card may be returned to your hand during your turn and may remain there. You must put this card back into play if an effect requires it to be discarded or shuffled into your deck. If Genesoft is in play at the end of your turn, you may flip a coin. If heads, you may search your deck and discard pile for as many Conversion, Copypaste and Copypasta cards as you like and put them into your hand. LG card_listing website_unique Website - Unique 0/50 Action: Once per turn, you may Either: Look through your deck and discard pile for one of the following and put it into play: Forum, Wiki, Reproducer, LockdownLite, emailspam, emailsend Or: Remove 10 damage from this card. Google card_listing website_unique Website - Unique 0/250 Action: Once per turn, you may look through your deck and take any card and put it into your hand. Shuffle your deck afterwards. If you also control YouTube, take 3 cards instead. Wikipedia card_listing website_unique Website - Unique 0/250 Action: Once per turn, you may look at the top three cards on your deck and arrange them in any order. YouTube card_listing website_unique Website - Unique 0/250 Action: Once per turn, you may draw 2 cards. If you also control Google, draw 5 cards instead. 4chan card_listing website_unique Website - Unique 0/9001 Discard this card if AOL is in play. Action: Once per turn, you may search your deck for up to 3 Pron cards and put them into your hand. Shuffle your deck afterwards. MySpace card_listing website_unique Website - Unique 0/100 For every Chav in play, increase this card's health by 10. This card's health cannot be increased by more than 40 in this way. Action: Once per turn, you may look through your discard pile for a Chav and put it in play. Bebo card_listing website_unique Website - Unique 0/100 For every Chav in play, reduce this card's health by 10. This card's health cannot be decreased by more than 40 in this way. Action: Once per turn, you may look through your deck for a Chav and put it in play. Facebook card_listing website_unique Website - Unique 0/100 Chavs cannot attack this card. Action: Once per turn, you may discard any Chav card in play (including your opponents). AOL card_listing website_unique Website - Unique 0/100 All Websites cannot perform actions, except for AOL, MySpace and Bebo, as long as this card is in play. Discard 4chan if it is in play. Action: If Bebo and MySpace are in play, their health is no longer affected by how many Chavs are in play. Forum card_listing website Website 0/10 This card has an unlimited health value if there is a Person sharing your alignment which is marked as "able to hack". Wiki card_listing website Website 0/10 This card has an unlimited health value if there is a Person sharing your alignment which is marked as "able to hack". Virtual Server card_listing website Website 0/15 When this card is played choose any Website you control. If that Website takes damage, Virtual Server shares half of the damage dealt (rounded up). If that Website is destroyed, remove 25 damage from it and destroy Virtual Server instead. Alt Server card_listing website Website -/- When this card is played choose any Website you control. Alt Server now has the same attack and health value as the chosen Website. If that Website is destroyed, remove all damage from it and destroy Alt Server instead. Hack card_listing action Action -/- To play this card there must be a Person sharing your alignment and marked as "able to hack". When this card is played choose a Website. This card deals damage equal to half of the Website's remaining health (rounded up). This card has no effect on Websites which have 10 or less health. Discard this card afterwards. DoS Attack card_listing software Software 0/2 To play this card there must be a Person sharing your alignment and marked as "able to hack". When this card is played choose any Website in play apart from Genesoft and FOFL. As long as this card is in play, the effects of that Website are negated, nor can any action effects of that card be used. If that Website is destroyed, discard DoS Attack. Original Reproducer card_listing software_unique Software - Unique 0/1 Action: As many times as you like during your turn, you may look through your deck or discard pile for Reproducer and put it into play. Reproducer card_listing software Software 0/1 Your opponents may not play any Software while this card is in play. Action: Once per turn, you may look through your deck for Reproducer and put it into play. Discard this card afterwards. LockdownLite card_listing software Software 0/1 Choose an opponent Website which has a health value of 30 or less. That Website's effects are negated, nor can any action effects of that card be used. If that Website is destroyed, discard LockdownLite. emailspam card_listing software Software 5/2 You may only attack if there are at least two Persons in play sharing your alignment who are marked with "able to hack". emailsend card_listing software Software 2/2 If this card is about to be destroyed, flip 3 coins. If all three are heads, remove all damage counters from this card and keep it in play, else discard this card. request.htm card_listing software Software 0/2 Play this card on an opponent Website when Hack or DoS Attack is played on that Website. That Website takes 10 damage per turn. If that Website is destroyed, discard this card. If this card is destroyed by an attack, the Website takes the rest of the damage. (e.g.: if the attack dealt 5 damage to this card, the Website will receive 3 damage.) PHP for include card_listing software Software 0/2 Choose an opponent Website and a Website you control. The opponent Website takes 7 damage per turn and your Website takes 2 damage per turn. If either Website is destroyed, discard this card. Antivirus card_listing software Software 0/7 While this card is in play Hack, Reproducer and LockdownLite have no effect for all players. Action: Discard all Reproducer and LockdownLite cards in play. If Original Reproducer is in play, return it to its owner's hand. Firewall card_listing software Software 0/7 While this card is in play PHP for include and DoS Attack have no effect for all players. This card cannot be attacked or destroyed by other Software. Action: If request.htm is on one of your Websites, you may flip a coin every other turn. If heads, the effects of request.htm are negated until the end of your next turn. Antispam card_listing software Software 0/4 If any player attacks using emailspam and emailsend, he/she flips 3 coins. If all 3 are heads, the attack proceeds as normal. If one or more are tails, the attack is negated. Crack card_listing action Action -/- Look through your deck for Windows or a card beginning with Adobe and put it into your hand. Shuffle your deck and discard this card afterwards. Adobe Flash card_listing software Software 0/7 You must control Windows to play this card. Action: You may flip a coin once per turn. If heads, search your deck and discard pile for as many Software as you want and put it into your hand. Adobe Photoshop card_listing software Software 0/7 You must control Windows to play this card. Action: You may flip a coin once per turn. If heads, search your deck and discard pile for as many Persons as you want and put it into your hand. Adobe Dreamweaver card_listing software Software 0/7 You must control Windows to play this card. Action: You may flip a coin once per turn. If heads, choose a Website you control. That Website receives 0/+10 for the duration of the game. Adobe Uninstaller card_listing software Software 0/7 You must control Windows to play this card. If Sidious is in play and you do not control it, you must get permission from the player who controls it to play this card. Cards beginning with Adobe cannot be played whilst this card is in play. Action: Return all cards beginning with Adobe (excluding this one) to their owners' hands. GIMP card_listing software Software 0/5 Action: You may flip 2 coins every other turn. If both are heads, search your deck and discard pile for as many Persons as you want and put it into your hand. Shuffle your deck afterwards. PSPad card_listing software Software 0/7 Action: You may flip 2 coins every other turn. If both are heads, search your deck and discard pile for as many Websites as you want and put it into your hand. Shuffle your deck afterwards. FMSLogo card_listing software Software 0/5 Action: Once per turn, you may search your deck for a Reproducer or a LockdownLite and put it into your hand. Shuffle your deck afterwards. Windows card_listing software Software -/- You can play cards beginning with Adobe as long as this card is in play. You may not play this card if you control Linux. This card may not be destroyed. You may discard this card at any time during your turn as long as you do not have any Adobe cards in play. Linux card_listing software Software -/- Each Website you control gains 50 health and you may remove 10 damage from each Website you control at the end of each turn as long as this card is in play. You may not play this card if you control Windows. This card may not be destroyed. You may discard this card at any time during your turn as long as it will not cause one of your Websites to be destroyed. Sidious card_listing person_unique Person - Unique 4/15 Able to hack. No one can play Adobe Uninstaller without your permission.
Action: You can play an action on all Adobe cards you control without flipping a coin. Vader card_listing person_unique Person - Unique 4/15 Able to hack.
Action: If Sidious is in play, both Sidious and Vader receive +1/+10. The Lion card_listing person_unique Person - Unique 3/12 Action: Choose a card. That card receives +3/-10 as long as this card is in play. This action has no effect if the health value of the target card is 10 or less. jftsang card_listing person_unique Person - Unique 1/8 Able to hack. HSSSSS and LG cannot be attacked whilst this card is in play. For every Software card you control (excluding Windows), this card receives +1/+1. Action: Once during your turn, you may remove all damage from HSSSSS and LG. ictl card_listing person_unique Person - Unique 2/10 Able to hack. While this card is in play, you may play unlimited Software cards each turn.
Action: As many times as you like during your turn, you may search through your discard pile for as many cards as you like and put them into your hand. Moxsty Hasqur card_listing person_unique Person - Unique 2/10 Able to hack. While this card is in play, you may play unlimited Pron and Chav cards each turn.
Action: As many times as you like during your turn, you may destroy any number of Pron and Chav cards in play to give this card +1/+1 per Pron or Chav card destroyed for the duration of the game. raddicalrabbit card_listing person_unique Person - Unique 3/14 Any damage from software or Persons marked as "able to hack" dealt to this card is doubled. If Linux is in play (can be controlled by any player), discard this card and another card you control. Action: Once during your turn, you may destroy up to 2 Non-Unique People. Bethene card_listing person_unique Person - Unique 2/8 You must control raddicalrabbit to play this card. If raddicalrabbit is destroyed, discard this card. You may treat this card as a non-Unique Item card at any time during the game. Action: Once per turn, you may destroy a Wiki. Fence card_listing person_unique Person - Unique 3/10 While this card is in play no Wikis may be played. Action: Once per turn, you may destroy a Wiki. Stevo card_listing person_unique Person - Unique 1/8 While this card is in play no Forums may be played. Action: Once per turn, you may destroy a Forum. Sagero card_listing person_unique Person - Unique 1/6 If you control Linux, discard this card. Action: Once per turn, you may look through your discard pile for all Pron cards and put them all into play. Tiftif card_listing person_unique Person - Unique 1/6 Action: Once per turn, you may flip a coin. If heads, choose a Person. That Person takes 4 points of damage. Bobo card_listing person_unique Person - Unique 6/15 If you control Linux, discard this card. Action: When you attack with this card, you may deal 6 points of damage to all cards in play (including your own and this card), ignoring other cards' effects. Gemma card_listing person_unique Person - Unique 1/4 You may only play this card if you control Chav and Pron cards. If you control 15 or more Chav cards, this card receives +20/+20. Chav Tribe Leader card_listing person Person 2/8 No Memes may be played when this card is in play. This has no effect on Memes already in play when your play this card. Action: During your next turn, this card gains +2/-2. Chav card_listing person Person 1/6 For every Chav in play (excluding this card), this card receives +1/+1. Agent card_listing person Person 5/3 Action: Once during your turn, you may destroy 1 Person in play. Mercenary card_listing person Person 7/9 Once per turn, either discard a card (from play or from your hand) or discard this card. Hacker card_listing person Person 0/6 Able to hack.
Action: Once per turn, you may search your deck and discard pile for Hack and put it into your hand. Shuffle your deck afterwards. System Admin card_listing person Person 0/6 Able to hack. When this card is played choose any Website in play. If that Website is the target of a card effect you may flip a coin, and on heads that effect is negated. Only one System Admin may protect a Website at a time. Action: Once per turn, you may repair the Website this card protects by up to 10 points of health. Super Lightsaber card_listing item Item 0/5 Play onto a Person. That Person receives +2/0 as long as this card is attached to that Person. Machine Gun card_listing item Item 0/5 Play onto a Person. That Person receives +1/0 as long as this card is attached to that Person. Shield card_listing item Item 0/5 Play onto a Person. That Person receives 0/+1 as long as this card is attached to that Person. Copypaste card_listing item Item 0/2 Action: Once per turn, you may flip 5 coins. If all 5 are heads, search through your deck for a Copypasta card and put it into your hand. If 3 or 4 are heads, search for a Copypaste card instead. Shuffle your deck afterwards, regardless of outcome. Copypasta card_listing item Item 0/1 Action: Once per turn, if you control at least 2 Copypaste cards, you may flip a coin. If heads, choose a Website. Search through your deck and discard pile for that exact same card, show it to your opponent, then put it into your hand. Shuffle your deck and discard this card and those Copypaste cards afterwards. Pron card_listing item Item 0/1 This card does nothing (on its own). Hydrogen Hydroxide card_listing item Item 0/1 If there are 5 or less Hydrogen Hydroxide cards in play (including this one), all Persons you control receive +1/+10. If 6 or more Hydrogen Hydroxide cards are in play, all Persons in play receive -1/-3. Action: Once per turn, you may deal 20 damage to a target Website. Acetic Acid card_listing item Item 0/2 For every Acetic Acid card in play (excluding this card), the damage dealt by this card's action is increased by 1. Action: Once per turn, you may deal 3 damage to any card in play. Bethanol card_listing item Item 15/5 You must control Bethene and Hydrogen Hydroxide to play this card. Discard Bethene and Hydrogen Hydroxide when you play this card. Action: Once per turn, you may destroy a Person. Bethyl Acetate card_listing item Item 0/3 You must control Bethanol and Acetic Acid to play this card. Discard Bethanol and Acetic Acid when you play this card. Action: Once per turn, you may remove all damage from all cards you control (not including this card). Bus card_listing item Item 3/10 If Stevo is in play, it gains +1/+20 as long as this card remains in play. If multiple Buses are in play, Stevo only receives the health bonus once. Action: If you control Stevo, you may destroy one card once per turn. Got Talent Buzzer card_listing item Item 0/5 Action: If you control 3 Got Talent Buzzer cards (including this one), choose an opponent Person and discard it. Discard those Got Talent Buzzer cards afterwards. Got Talent Checkmark card_listing item Item 0/5 Action: If you control 2 Got Talent Checkmark cards (including this one), flip a coin. If heads, search your deck for a Unique Person, show it to your opponent and put it into your hand. If you control 3 Got Talent Checkmark cards, you can bypass the coin flip. Discard those Got Talent Checkmark cards afterwards. Blitzkrieg card_listing action Action -/- Choose a card which is not FOFL, HSSSSS or Genesoft. Discard that card. Discard this card afterwards. Backup card_listing action Action -/- Look through your discard pile for a Hack, Software or Website and put it into your hand. You may not play it this turn. Discard this card afterwards. Recycle card_listing action Action -/- Look through your discard pile for up to 5 cards, show them to your opponent, and put them on top of your deck. Flip a coin. If heads, return this card to your hand. If tails, discard this card. Conversion card_listing action Action -/- The target card is shifted one step towards your alignment (an opposing colour card becomes neutral and a neutral card becomes your colour). If you are unaligned, you may target a neutral card to gain control of that card. If the target card is Unique, flip a coin. If tails, this card does nothing. This card has no effect on FOFL, HSSSSS and Genesoft. Discard this card afterwards. Political Correctness card_listing action Action -/- All cards in play are now in a neutral alignment as long as this card is in play. This card may not be destroyed. You may discard this card at any time during your turn. MyFace card_listing action_unique Action - Unique -/- You may only play this card if MySpace and Facebook are in play. Discard all Websites in play, excluding FOFL, HSSSSS, Genesoft, LG, MySpace and Facebook. Stevo receives +10/+10 for the duration of the game, even if it is not in play. Discard this card afterwards. MyFace may not be played again for the duration of the game. FaceSpace card_listing action_unique Action - Unique -/- You may only play this card if MySpace and Facebook are in play. Discard MySpace, Bebo, Facebook and AOL if they are in play. Discard this card afterwards. Ascension card_listing action Action -/- Flip 2 coins. If both are heads, choose a Person you control. That person receives +20/+25 for the duration of the game. Discard this card afterwards. ORLY? card_listing action Action -/- You may play this card when your opponent plays an Action card other than ORLY?. Your opponent's Action is negated and discarded. Discard ORLY? afterwards. YARLY! card_listing action Action -/- You may play this card when your opponent plays ORLY?. ORLY? has no effect. Discard this card afterwards. lulwut card_listing action Action -/- You may play this card when an opponent's card effect forces you to do something (e.g.: discard a card). You do not have to perform that action. Discard this card afterwards. Might do bad Stuff card_listing meme_unique Meme - Unique -/- If there are any other Meme cards in play, discard them when you play this card. You may only play this card if Tiftif is in play. Effect: Once during your turn, you may flip a coin until you get tails. For every head, discard one of your opponent's cards. For every tail, discard one of your own cards. If either player is out of cards in play, that player may discard cards from his/her hand. If a player is forced to discard his/her home Website, that player automatically loses the game. Dael with it card_listing meme_unique Meme - Unique -/- If there are any other Meme cards in play, discard them when you play this card. Effect: Each player may not complain about anything as long as this card is in play, even if it is unrelated to the game. If someone does complain, he/she must discard his/her entire hand. He Speaking Franch card_listing meme_unique Meme - Unique -/- If there are any other Meme cards in play, discard them when you play this card. You may only play this card if ictl is in play. Effect: Each player must speak in French as long as this card is in play. Failure to do so will result in the offending player discarding all Persons he/she has in play. Ingalciv Licence card_listing meme_unique Meme - Unique -/- If there are any other Meme cards in play, discard them when you play this card. You may only play this card if raddicalrabbit is in play. Effect: As long as this card is in play, at the start of each turn, the player controlling raddicalrabbit may choose a card and take control of it for the turn. This Effect has no effect if nobody controls raddicalrabbit. "Beth-" Hydrocarbons card_listing meme_unique Meme - Unique -/- If there are any other Meme cards in play, discard them when you play this card. You may only play this card if raddicalrabbit and/or a card beginning with Beth is in play. Effect: Once per turn, each player may search his/her deck for a card beginning with Beth, show it to his/her opponent and put it into his/her hand. That player shuffles his/her deck afterwards. raddicalrabbot card_listing meme_unique Meme - Unique -/- If there are any other Meme cards in play, discard them when you play this card. Effect: This card is now a replica of raddicalrabbit, except that this card cannot be attacked or destroyed, unless another Meme card is played. raddicalrabbit (the proper card) cannot be played whilst this card is in play. LOLcat card_listing meme_unique Meme - Unique -/- If there are any other Meme cards in play, discard them when you play this card. Effect: This card may substitute for any amount of Pron cards for any player. (However, you will need to discard this card like any other Pron card). jftsang receives +20/+20 if it is in play. Global War card_listing meme_unique Meme - Unique -/- If there are any other Meme cards in play, discard them when you play this card. Effect: All players may play an unlimited amount of cards per turn except Memes (unlimited Websites, unlimited Persons etc.) At the end of each player's turn, he/she shuffles his/her discard pile into his/her deck. No other cards may discard this card except Narrow Room. Narrow Room card_listing meme_unique Meme - Unique -/- If there are any other Meme cards in play, discard them when you play this card. Effect: Discard Global War if it is in play. Each player may only have 5 Websites (including his/her home Website), 5 Persons, 5 Items, 5 Software etc in play. Each player may also only have 5 cards in his/her hand. If you are over this limit, discard down as often as necessary. No Sense of Humour card_listing meme_unique Meme - Unique -/- If there are any other Meme cards in play, discard them when you play this card. You may only play this card if ictl and Forum are in play. Effect: As long as raddicalrabbit is in play, ictl must attack a Forum each turn. If any of these cards are not in play, this Effect does nothing. Copycat card_listing meme_unique Meme - Unique -/- If there are any other Meme cards in play, discard them when you play this card. You may only play this card if jftsang or Moxsty Hasqur are in play. Effect: If your opponent attacks, you may also attack. If your opponent plays an Action card, you may also play an Action card and so on. You may not copy an opponent's initial card draw. Autowin card_listing meme_unique Meme - Unique -/- If there are any other Meme cards in play, discard them when you play this card. You may only play this card if ictl is in play. Effect: Once during your turn, if ictl is in play, you may flip 8 coins. If all 8 are heads, you automatically win the game. Negative card_listing meme_unique Meme - Unique -/- If there are any other Meme cards in play, discard them when you play this card. Effect: All cards which describe a positive value now describe a negative value and vice versa. This has no effect on original corner values. All cards will have at least 0/1 or higher as their final total card value, except cards which do not have a value at all. (e.g.: an item which gives a card +1/-3 will now give -1/+3. Its corner value of 0/5 will stay as 0/5.) Rickroll card_listing meme_unique Meme - Unique -/- If there are any other Meme cards in play, discard them when you play this card. You may only play this card if jftsang is in play. Effect: Action cards and abilities are negated and all players must show their hand to their opponent for as long as this card is in play.