Dvorak Export: The Daily POS deck

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Rick 25/7
Thing - Admin
Action: KATANA'D: Deals 15 damage. May only be used once per game.
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Krem 35/5
Thing - Admin
Ability: Creative Mind: All members under Krem have a +1 bonus to strength.
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Soap 50/3
Thing - Admin
Ability: Backbone of the Site: All members under Soap have a +5 bonus to HP.
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Ben Hayman 20/3
Thing - Member
Ability: Nicknames: Nickname cards may be applied to Ben during your turn. He may only have one nickname at a time.
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SK 20/3
Thing - Member
Action: Go Wild: Raises attack by 2 for three turns, at the expense of 5 HP. Stackable.
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Wally 25/3
Thing - Member
Ability:
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Isao 16/2
Thing - Member
Ability: Challenges Will Be Deleted: When Isao is attacked, flip a coin. If heads, that attack only does 1 damage.
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Static 18/3
Thing - Member
Ability: #melee owner: Static has a +1 attack bonus against all #melee regulars.
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Yoshi348 20/3
Thing - Member
Ability:
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Spatulator 15/2
Thing - Member
Ability:
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The Great Garlic 12/2
Thing - Member
Ability:
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YourAverageJoe 13/2
Thing - Member
Ability: Nothin' Special: This ability does nothing.
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Anti 15/1-6
Thing - Member
Ability: Unpredictable: When Anti attacks, roll a 6-sided die to determine damage.
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GSGold 20/2
Thing - Member
Action: BURGER: GS may eat a burger instead of attacking, to restore 4 HP.
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Name ?/?
Thing - Member
Ability: Ability: Choose one of your members that is in play. Name assumes the base HP and Strength of that member for the rest of the game.
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insomniacdude 20/3
Thing - Member
Action: Expiremental Drug: When used, raises Strength by 3, but halves remaining HP.
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Alucard 12/2
Thing - Member
Ability:
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Akuma 17/2
Thing - Member
Action: Mystify: One of an opponent's members has its Strength lowered to 0 for three turns, but it cannot be attacked.
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Spazman 16/2
Thing - Member
Ability: HUMAN SHIELD: This card becomes a shield for a selected Meme card. The Meme becomes invurnerable to damage until Spazman is discarded.
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Grimes 18/3
Thing - Member
Ability: Pokemon Master: Has a +1 attack bonus against all members who play Pokemon.
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Weedle
Thing - Meme
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May and Blaziken
Thing - Meme
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12-Year-Old Krem
Thing - Meme
Krem's Strength is lowered to 2 while 12-Year-Old Krem is in play.
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Gay Gay
Thing - Meme
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Gayburg
Thing - Meme
All members of the POS Straw Hat Pirates lose 2 Strength while Gayburg is in play, but gain 1 for the rest of the game if he's defeated.
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Gaybear
Thing - Meme
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Ging
Thing - Meme
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Ass Jackson
Thing - Meme
Lowers the strength of all members and admins to 1 while in play.
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Bomb-ass Jefferson
Thing - Meme
Choose 1 of your opponent's members, and lower their Strength to 1, while in play.
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Gulbat
Thing - Meme
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Ducky
Thing - Meme
Allows players to leave Mirror World. Rick and Krem's remaining HP and Strength are switched back, and all the Admins' abilities are returned to normal. Discard Mirror World and Ducky.
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Skem
Thing - Meme
The attack bonus Krem gives his members is negated while Skem is in play.
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Nugget
Thing - Meme
Any member who's base Strength is 2 gets +3 HP while Nugget is in play.
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Garp
Thing - Meme
Your admin has a +2 bonus to Strength while Garp is in play.
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Abe
Thing - Meme
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Vogler Head
Thing - Meme
Choose one of your other memes in play. Your opponent's members will lose 2 HP whenever they attack that meme, as long as Vogler Head is in play.
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Ace THunderStorm
Thing - Meme
Soap has a +2 bonus to Strength while Ace Thudnerstorm is in play.
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eyebrows
Action - Emoticon
Raise the next attack of one member by 2.
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fukken
Action - Emoticon
Deal 6 damage to any target. Lose your next turn.
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police
Action - Emoticon
Deals 1 damage to an opponent's active meme.
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theif
Action - Emoticon
Take a random card from an opponent's hand.
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mechinese
Action - Emoticon
Sneak a peek at an opponent's hand.
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objection
Action - Emoticon
Flip a coin. If heads, one of your opponent's members and admin all lose 2 Strength on their next turn.
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thumbsup
Action - Emoticon
Give one of your memes in play an extra hit point.
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teehee
Action - Emoticon
Lowers Rick's attack by 2 for three turns.
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Post
Action
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Ban
Action
Removes 1 member from play. Your admin may not attack next turn.
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Spam
Action
Deal 3 damage to an opponent's admin.
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Submit Content
Action
Remove 3 HP from one of your members. Your admin gains 5 HP.
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Fire The Fun Beam
Action
Restores 2 HP for all of your members.
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Send a PACKAGE
Action
Restore one of your members' HP by 4.
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Junk Heap
Thing - Location
All memes take an extra hit to kill.
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Intellectual's Sanctuary
Thing - Location
Memes do nothing.
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Mirror World
Thing - Location
Rick and Krem's remaining HP and base Strength are switched. Rick's Katana heals 12 HP instead of doing damage. Krem's +1 to his members' strength is changed to -1. Soap's +5 for his member's HP is changed to -5 HP. Mirror World cannot be left by switching in another location.
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Chino Valley
Thing - Location
All Rick's and Soap's members lose 1 Strength thanks to dehydration.
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Westland
Thing - Location
All Krem's and Soap's members lose 1 Strength thanks to tough economic and social conditions.
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Going Merry
Thing - Location
All members of the POS Straw Hat Pirates get a +1 bonus to Strength.
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The Monolith
Thing - Location
Its evil energies give all members a +1 to Strength.
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"Gritters"
Thing - Nickname
When attached to Ben Hayman, allows him to attack Admins directly.
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"I Use A Computer"
Thing - Nickname
When attached to Ben Hayman, raises his HP by 4.
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"Gayman"
Thing - Nickname
When attached to Ben Hayman, lowers his HP by 5.
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"Grayman"
Thing - Nickname
When attached to Ben Hayman, he may not be attacked by Admins.
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"Kelsie"
Thing - Nickname
When attached to Ben Hayman, his Strength is lowered by 1, but his HP is raised by 5.
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"Tatted Up"
Thing - Nickname
When attached to Ben Hayman, his Strength is increased by 2, but his HP is lowered by 10.
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"Rubberman"
Thing - Nickname
When attached to Ben Hayman, all attacks against him do 1 less damage, unless it's Rick's Katana.
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"Danger Mode"
Thing - Nickname
When attached to Ben Hayman, his strength is increased by 5, but his HP is lowered to 5.
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"Not Grimes"
Thing - Nickname
When attached to Ben Hayman, his strength is lowered by 1.
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