To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
cleardeck loadcard hx/Rick (25/7)/Thing - Admin/Action: KATANA'D: Deals 15 damage. May only be used once per game. loadcard hx/Krem (35/5)/Thing - Admin/Ability: Creative Mind: All members under Krem have a +1 bonus to strength. loadcard hx/Soap (50/3)/Thing - Admin/Ability: Backbone of the Site: All members under Soap have a +5 bonus to HP. loadcard hb/Ben Hayman (20/3)/Thing - Member/Ability: Nicknames: Nickname cards may be applied to Ben during your turn. He may only have one nickname at a time. loadcard hb/SK (20/3)/Thing - Member/Action: Go Wild: Raises attack by 2 for three turns, at the expense of 5 HP. Stackable. loadcard hb/Wally (25/3)/Thing - Member/Ability: loadcard hb/Isao (16/2)/Thing - Member/Ability: Challenges Will Be Deleted: When Isao is attacked, flip a coin. If heads, that attack only does 1 damage. loadcard hb/Static (18/3)/Thing - Member/Ability: #melee owner: Static has a +1 attack bonus against all #melee regulars. loadcard hb/Yoshi348 (20/3)/Thing - Member/Ability: loadcard hb/Spatulator (15/2)/Thing - Member/Ability: loadcard hb/The Great Garlic (12/2)/Thing - Member/Ability: loadcard hb/YourAverageJoe (13/2)/Thing - Member/Ability: Nothin' Special: This ability does nothing. loadcard hb/Anti (15/1-6)/Thing - Member/Ability: Unpredictable: When Anti attacks, roll a 6-sided die to determine damage. loadcard hb/GSGold (20/2)/Thing - Member/Action: BURGER: GS may eat a burger instead of attacking, to restore 4 HP. loadcard hb/Name (?/?)/Thing - Member/Ability: Ability: Choose one of your members that is in play. Name assumes the base HP and Strength of that member for the rest of the game. loadcard hb/insomniacdude (20/3)/Thing - Member/Action: Expiremental Drug: When used, raises Strength by 3, but halves remaining HP. loadcard hb/Alucard (12/2)/Thing - Member/Ability: loadcard hb/Akuma (17/2)/Thing - Member/Action: Mystify: One of an opponent's members has its Strength lowered to 0 for three turns, but it cannot be attacked. loadcard hb/Spazman (16/2)/Thing - Member/Ability: HUMAN SHIELD: This card becomes a shield for a selected Meme card. The Meme becomes invurnerable to damage until Spazman is discarded. loadcard hb/Grimes (18/3)/Thing - Member/Ability: Pokemon Master: Has a +1 attack bonus against all members who play Pokemon. loadcard hb/Weedle/Thing - Meme/ loadcard hb/May and Blaziken/Thing - Meme/ loadcard hb/12-Year-Old Krem/Thing - Meme/Krem's Strength is lowered to 2 while 12-Year-Old Krem is in play. loadcard hb/Gay Gay/Thing - Meme/ loadcard hb/Gayburg/Thing - Meme/All members of the POS Straw Hat Pirates lose 2 Strength while Gayburg is in play, but gain 1 for the rest of the game if he's defeated. loadcard hb/Gaybear/Thing - Meme/ loadcard hb/Ging/Thing - Meme/ loadcard hb/Ass Jackson/Thing - Meme/Lowers the strength of all members and admins to 1 while in play. loadcard hb/Bomb-ass Jefferson/Thing - Meme/Choose 1 of your opponent's members, and lower their Strength to 1, while in play. loadcard hb/Gulbat/Thing - Meme/ loadcard hb/Ducky/Thing - Meme/Allows players to leave Mirror World. Rick and Krem's remaining HP and Strength are switched back, and all the Admins' abilities are returned to normal. Discard Mirror World and Ducky. loadcard hb/Skem/Thing - Meme/The attack bonus Krem gives his members is negated while Skem is in play. loadcard hb/Nugget/Thing - Meme/Any member who's base Strength is 2 gets +3 HP while Nugget is in play. loadcard hb/Garp/Thing - Meme/Your admin has a +2 bonus to Strength while Garp is in play. loadcard hb/Abe/Thing - Meme/ loadcard hb/Vogler Head/Thing - Meme/Choose one of your other memes in play. Your opponent's members will lose 2 HP whenever they attack that meme, as long as Vogler Head is in play. loadcard hb/Ace THunderStorm/Thing - Meme/Soap has a +2 bonus to Strength while Ace Thudnerstorm is in play. loadcard hr/eyebrows/Action - Emoticon/Raise the next attack of one member by 2. loadcard hr/fukken/Action - Emoticon/Deal 6 damage to any target. Lose your next turn. loadcard hr/police/Action - Emoticon/Deals 1 damage to an opponent's active meme. loadcard hr/theif/Action - Emoticon/Take a random card from an opponent's hand. loadcard hr/mechinese/Action - Emoticon/Sneak a peek at an opponent's hand. loadcard hr/objection/Action - Emoticon/Flip a coin. If heads, one of your opponent's members and admin all lose 2 Strength on their next turn. loadcard hr/thumbsup/Action - Emoticon/Give one of your memes in play an extra hit point. loadcard hr/teehee/Action - Emoticon/Lowers Rick's attack by 2 for three turns. loadcard hr/Post/Action/ loadcard hr/Ban/Action/Removes 1 member from play. Your admin may not attack next turn. loadcard hr/Spam/Action/Deal 3 damage to an opponent's admin. loadcard hr/Submit Content/Action/Remove 3 HP from one of your members. Your admin gains 5 HP. loadcard hr/Fire The Fun Beam/Action/Restores 2 HP for all of your members. loadcard hr/Send a PACKAGE/Action/Restore one of your members' HP by 4. loadcard hg/Junk Heap/Thing - Location/All memes take an extra hit to kill. loadcard hg/Intellectual's Sanctuary/Thing - Location/Memes do nothing. loadcard hg/Mirror World/Thing - Location/Rick and Krem's remaining HP and base Strength are switched. Rick's Katana heals 12 HP instead of doing damage. Krem's +1 to his members' strength is changed to -1. Soap's +5 for his member's HP is changed to -5 HP. Mirror World cannot be left by switching in another location. loadcard hg/Chino Valley/Thing - Location/All Rick's and Soap's members lose 1 Strength thanks to dehydration. loadcard hg/Westland/Thing - Location/All Krem's and Soap's members lose 1 Strength thanks to tough economic and social conditions. loadcard hg/Going Merry/Thing - Location/All members of the POS Straw Hat Pirates get a +1 bonus to Strength. loadcard hg/The Monolith/Thing - Location/Its evil energies give all members a +1 to Strength. loadcard hb/"Gritters"/Thing - Nickname/When attached to Ben Hayman, allows him to attack Admins directly. loadcard hb/"I Use A Computer"/Thing - Nickname/When attached to Ben Hayman, raises his HP by 4. loadcard hb/"Gayman"/Thing - Nickname/When attached to Ben Hayman, lowers his HP by 5. loadcard hb/"Grayman"/Thing - Nickname/When attached to Ben Hayman, he may not be attacked by Admins. loadcard hb/"Kelsie"/Thing - Nickname/When attached to Ben Hayman, his Strength is lowered by 1, but his HP is raised by 5. loadcard hb/"Tatted Up"/Thing - Nickname/When attached to Ben Hayman, his Strength is increased by 2, but his HP is lowered by 10. loadcard hb/"Rubberman"/Thing - Nickname/When attached to Ben Hayman, all attacks against him do 1 less damage, unless it's Rick's Katana. loadcard hb/"Danger Mode"/Thing - Nickname/When attached to Ben Hayman, his strength is increased by 5, but his HP is lowered to 5. loadcard hb/"Not Grimes"/Thing - Nickname/When attached to Ben Hayman, his strength is lowered by 1. @emit [name(%#)] pastes the The Daily POS deck into the Dvorak Engine.