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For further information, read this page.Name Set ImageFile Type CornerValue Text FlavorText Creator Mind Explosion the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Choose one - Draw two cards, or all opponents discard a card. ChippyYYZ The Infinity Vortex the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing At the end of each player's turn, they remove a card from the game under The Infinity Vortex. If Infinity Vortex is destroyed, Each player, beginning with you, plays a random card from under Infinity Vortex until there are no playable cards left. ChippyYYZ Cornered! the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Destroy all things that have a corner value. ChippyYYZ Fatal Circuitry Flaw the_best_of_chippyyyz thing_equipment Thing - Equipment ERROR You may play this onto a thing with an "Action:" or similiar ability just as its controller attempts to use it. Add "Destroy this thing and discard a random card." to the end of equipped thing's abilities. ChippyYYZ Clever Stunt Involving Mirrors the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Trade players with target player. ChippyYYZ Full Bar of Star Power the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing If you would be eliminated while this is in play, instead destroy this, discard your hand, and you cannot lose until 4 turns have ended. You may destroy this as though it were up to four Energy Tokens. ChippyYYZ Universal Remote Control the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Action: Activate another thing's Action: ability. Its controller makes any decisions involved. ChippyYYZ The Finger the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Your maximum hand size is reduced by two. Action: Give an opponent The Finger. The card, not the gesture. ChippyYYZ Dszqupovlf the_best_of_chippyyyz uijoh Uijoh Bu boz ujnf, boz qmbzfs nbz tbz "Dszqupefupobujpo". Jg uifz ep, uijt dbse't dpouspmmfs jt fmjnjobufe. DijqqzZZA Polymerization the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Play this onto two things, at least one of which you control. The two things and this are considered to be one thing that you control. Create a name for this new thing. Its text is the text of both of the things, except that you use the new name where it refers to itself by name. ChippyYYZ IndestructoTank the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing If this this card would be destroyed, throw it across the room instead. If your hand is ever empty, destroy IndestructoTank, ignoring its indestrctibility. You can still throw it if you want, though. Action: Destroy a thing and flip a coin. On heads, activate this ability again, targeting a random thing. ChippyYYZ Four Leaf Clover the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Whenever something is decided by chance (dice, coins, etc.), you may reroll, reflip, etc. once, and pick which result to use. ChippyYYZ Mos Eisley the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Action: Create a Scum Token. Action: Create a Villainy Token. ChippyYYZ "Play It Again, Sam." the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Target opponent plays a copy of the last card he played. Bogart never actually said this. ChippyYYZ Lawyers, Guns, and Money the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Discard your hand. If you discarded at least 1 card: take control of a thing. 2 cards: take control of two more things. 3 cards: control a player's next turn. 4 cards: Each opponent discards their hand. 6 cards: You Win. ChippyYYZ The Great Flood the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing If there is another thing in play, put it in the discard pile. ChippyYYZ Disintegrating Pistol the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Action: Destroy this. Wow. It... disintegrated. ChippyYYZ Disintegration-Proof Vest the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing If you would be eliminated, this card is not destroyed. It just stays on the table where your place was. ChippyYYZ Do Not Panic the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing If you play no cards on your turn, you may draw an extra card. You never have to discard or play cards against your will. ChippyYYZ Panic Mode the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing And the end of every non-extra turn (not just your own), take an extra turn. Your maximum hand size is 1. ChippyYYZ Occam's Razor Blade the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Action: Destroy the thing with the most words in its rules text. Chuck Norris shaves with this. ChippyYYZ Boarding Action the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Give an opponent any number of things you control. Destroy that many things that they already controlled. ChippyYYZ Error 404 the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Play right after a player searches the deck for a card. Remove that card from the game. They may search for a different card. ChippyYYZ Cloak of Nilmorph the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing 3C Play this onto a thing. Equipped thing has no types or colors. It is neither male, female, living, undead, blue, red, etc. ChippyYYZ E Unum Pluribus the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action 4C If you control only one thing, create four copies of that thing. ChippyYYZ Thing Destruction the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Destroy a thing. ChippyYYZ When Octopi Ruled The Earth the_best_of_chippyyyz unknown Unknown All numbers in digit form are interpreted using the Octal system rather than the Decimal system. The tens place is now the eights place, hundreds is now sixty-fours, etc. If the digits 8 or 9 appear on any other card in play or in an action, shuffle this card into the deck. ChippyYYZ Bottled Fart the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing 7T When Bottled Fart is destroyed, all players discard a random card. ChippyYYZ Bottle Of Barbed Wire And Salt the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing 9T When this card is destroyed, the player who destroyed it discards their hand (of cards). Aahh! Why do you keep these things together? ChippyYYZ Swiss Army Card the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing X10 When this comes into play, reveal the top 10 cards of the deck. This card has the Action abilities of all things revealed this way. ChippyYYZ The Golden Snitch the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing 150 At the beginning of your turn, pass this card to the player on your left. Action and Thing: You win the game. ChippyYYZ Recycling Bin the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Cards that would go to the discard pile go to the bottom of the deck instead. Except for this one. ChippyYYZ Three Part Harmony the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Whenever you play an action, repeat its effects twice without changing targets. ChippyYYZ CIA Cover-Up the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Whenever a thing is destroyed, it is considered to have been destroyed by itself, not by another thing or by a player. Say it was a training accident. That's the usual lie, right? ChippyYYZ "It Is Finished." the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Play this only in response to being eliminated. You win the game. ChippyYYZ Resurrection the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Put all things from the top 10 cards in the discard pile into play under your control. This card is not counted in the top 10 cards. ChippyYYZ Trespassers Will Be Shot the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Whenever another player puts a thing into your control, destroy it. Survivors will be shot again. ChippyYYZ Overenthusiasm the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Whenever a Thing uses an Action Ability, it uses it twice and is then destroyed. ChippyYYZ Atomize the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Destroy a thing and replace it with three Particle Tokens. ChippyYYZ Advanced Targeting System the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Actions you play cannot have their targets changed. ChippyYYZ Interference the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Play in response to an Action. Its controller chooses a new target, you choose a new target, then choose a random target. The Action randomly targets one of the three. ChippyYYZ Big Rock Ending the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Draw five cards and play your whole hand. If at the end of the turn there are no things in play and you have no cards in your hand, you win. ChippyYYZ Radioactive Bite the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Generate a random number from 1 to 100. Go to the Superpower set of the Infinite Dvorak Deck and create a copy of the card of that number and place it in your hand. On a 100, you are eliminated. ChippyYYZ More Cowbell! the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Create a Cowbell Token for each player. ChippyYYZ Weapons Dealer the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Action: Give a player a thing you control and draw a card. ChippyYYZ Ha Ha Ha! I Switched Your Bullets With Marshmallows! the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Play in response to an action. That action is negated and goes to your hand. Give its player an action from your hand; they must play that card instead. I may have just won "First Correctly-Used Semicolon". ChippyYYZ Inflation the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Whenever a specific amount of tokens is required, it requires twice as many. ChippyYYZ Income Tax the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Whenever a player gains tokens, they gain half as many, rounding up. ChippyYYZ Advanced Alchemy the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing You may use tokens you control as though they were any type of token. ChippyYYZ Attack Of The Mutant Taste Buds the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Destroy all things with flavortext. ChippyYYZ The Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Action: Destroy this card to remove target thing from the game. ...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." ChippyYYZ Wrath of Britain the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Destroy all things which have titles that contain a R that would not be pronounced by someone with a British Accent. ChippyYYZ Downloadable Content the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Pick a random subsection of the Infinite Dvorak Deck and a random number from 1 to 100. Create copies of the card of that number and the four after it (1 is after 100) and shuffle them into the deck. ChippyYYZ Soul Absorbtion the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Put target living thing in your hand. ChippyYYZ WKRP Thanksgiving Turkey Giveaway the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action For each opponent, roll a die. Give that many Dead Turkey Tokens to that player, then roll another die and give half that many Turkey Tokens to that player. Destroy a random non-turkey thing for each live Turkey in play I swear to God I thought they could fly. ChippyYYZ Prototype Isochron Sceptre the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing When this comes into play, attach an Action card from your hand to it. Action: This ability has an identical effect to the Action card attached to Prototype Isochron Sceptre, but you must discard a card to play it. ChippyYYZ Proletariat Revolution the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Any player who controls more Things than every other player combined is eliminated. ChippyYYZ David Blaine the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Action: Put a thing into your hand and replace it with a thing from your hand. Action: Replace a word on a thing with "Ace of Clubs". Action: Give an Ace of Clubs Token to a player. "Wanna see some magic?" ChippyYYZ Order No. 227 the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing If any thing would leave play, destroy it instead. Ни шагу назад! ChippyYYZ High-Frequency Shield the_best_of_chippyyyz thing_equipment Thing - Equipment When this comes into play, equip it to a thing you control. Neither this nor the equipped thing can be affected by any card that modifies text, overrules indestructibility, or sends it anywhere but the discard pile. Regular destruction, however, is still quite effective. ChippyYYZ The Sorting Hat the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing _A_ Whenever a thing (or token) comes into play, a random player gains control of it. ChippyYYZ Horcrux the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Indestructible. You cannot be eliminated. Play this only when you destroy a living thing or eliminate a player. ChippyYYZ Action-Grenade Belt the_best_of_chippyyyz thing_equipment Thing - Equipment When this comes into play, put three grenade counters on it, remove an action in your hand from the game, and equip this to a thing you control. Equipped thing has "Action: Destroy a grenade token to use the action that was removed from the game." ChippyYYZ Incarnation Of The Abstract the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing All immaterial things in play are put under this card. This card is a living thing and has all text of all cards under it. ChippyYYZ Camo Suit the_best_of_chippyyyz thing_equipment Thing - Equipment When this comes into play, equip it to a thing you control. Equipped thing cannot be affected by actions that do not affect all things in play. ChippyYYZ Warp Blade the_best_of_chippyyyz thing_equipment Thing - Equipment When this comes into play, equip it to a thing you control. Whenever equipped thing would destroy a thing, it removes it from the game instead. ChippyYYZ Tokenmail the_best_of_chippyyyz thing_equipment Thing - Equipment When this comes into play, put all tokens you control on it and equip it to a thing you control. Whenever this or the equipped thing would be destroyed, you may destroy a token on this card instead. ChippyYYZ The Demonic Spellbook of David Blaine the_best_of_chippyyyz thing_equipment Thing - Equipment When this comes into play, equip it to a thing you control. Equipped thing has Action: Replace target card with a (card's title) Token. Action: Replace target token with a (token's name) card. If the token was on a card, destroy that card. ChippyYYZ The Fury of Jimi Hendrix the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Destroy up to five things. Set this card on fire and remove it from the game. ChippyYYZ War Profiteering the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action For each player, reveal cards from the deck until you find a thing that equips to another thing, put it in their hand, and draw a card. Not neccesarily an Equipment, though. ChippyYYZ Amnesia the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing ?? Play this under any player's control. When this comes into play, put your hand under this. At the beginning of each of your turns, put a random card from under this card back into your hand. Destroy this card when there are no cards under it. ChippyYYZ Card Force the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Play at any time. Put a card in your hand on top of the deck. ChippyYYZ Box Of Memories the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing When this comes into play, put 5 random cards from the discard pile under this card. When this card is destroyed, put these cards in your hand. Action: Destroy this card.''' ChippyYYZ Allergic Reaction the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Choose a type of Token. Each player discards a card for each token of that type under their control. ChippyYYZ "Odd. That Wasn't Supposed To Happen." the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Play in response to a player winning the game. Negate the card that caused them to win and put it into your hand. ChippyYYZ Hydra Emblem the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Whenever a token you control is destroyed, replace it with two of the same tokens. ChippyYYZ This Is Madness! the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Whenever a player would discard a card, they may play it instead. This is a reference to something other than Sparta. ChippyYYZ Stonewall Jackson the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Draw an extra card at the beginning of your turn. If a thing you control has an action ability that could destroy Stonewall Jackson, flip two coins at the end of each of your turns. If both are tails, activate that ability targeting Stonewall Jackson. ChippyYYZ Janet Jackson the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Action: Reveal a random card from your hand and draw a card. ChippyYYZ Surprise Attack the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Play this during an opponent's turn. Destroy target thing and immediately take a turn. Your opponent's turn resumes after your extra turn. ChippyYYZ Ricochet Laser the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Destroy four random things. ChippyYYZ Kill Mode Engage the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing All Action Abilities now read "Action: Destroy target thing." Action: Eliminate an opponent. ChippyYYZ King Of Fire And Ice the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Action: Destroy a thing you control. If was a Fire Token, target opponent discards a card. If it was an Ice Token, draw a card. Otherwise, create a Fire Token and an Ice Token. ChippyYYZ Mind Implosion the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Return all things you control to your hand, then draw as many cards as you have in your hand. ChippyYYZ Cheat Code Of *Unlock All* the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing R6 You may play cards from the deck as though they were in your hand. You may not win the game. ChippyYYZ Literalism the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing All things are considered to be cards instead of the thing they represent. ChippyYYZ Countermelody the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Whenever you play an action, you may discard an action card to add its text to the first action. ChippyYYZ Thunderbolt and Lightning the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Very, very frightening. Destroy two target things. ChippyYYZ Knowledge Is Power the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Action: Create an Energy Token for each card in your hand beyond 3. ChippyYYZ Money Is Power the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Money Tokens count as Energy Tokens and vice versa. ChippyYYZ Time Is Money the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing You may skip your turn to create 10 money tokens under your control. Action: Destroy ten money tokens you control to take another turn. You may only use this ability once per round. ChippyYYZ The Unspeakable Wrath Of Qzmrn'pcsjYx-gyh the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Target player discards his hand, destroys all things he controls, and skips his next turn, all in an unspeakable manner. ChippyYYZ Archetypical Multi-Piece Ultimate Weapon the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Create three things called "Artifact Piece" with text: "Action: If you control three Artifact Pieces, Eliminate target player." Shuffle them into the deck. ChippyYYZ The Secret Chamber Of Helga Hufflepuff the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Indestructible. When this card comes into play create a Giant Badger token. Badgers count as yellow. Action: Destroy a non-yellow thing for each badger you control. ChippyYYZ The Sword of Ravenclaw the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Indestructible. You have no maximum hand size. Action: Destroy target non-blue thing, even if it is indestructible. ChippyYYZ "Guns. Lots Of Guns" the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Indestructible. When this comes into play, give each player 8 Gun Tokens. Global Action: If you control a gun, destroy a thing other than this, or eliminate a player with no guns. If there are no guns in play, put this card in the discard pile. ChippyYYZ Charizard the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing lv76 Action: If you control four Energy Tokens, destroy two of them and destroy target thing. ChippyYYZ Won't Get Painkillered Again the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action This card counts as having been played by each player. If each player destroys four Energy Tokens they control, each player wins. Otherwise, everyone loses. The Whodas Priest Obscure Token Collector the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing When this card comes into play, create a token of each of the following types. Quizmaster, Villainy, Cowbell, Pointless, Cheap Plastic Trophy, Brains, Ultramarine, Pochi, Whammy, and Token. If you ever control five or more of any one of the above token types, you win. Really, a Token token. I swear I'm not making these up. ChippyYYZ Global Warming the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing At the beginning of each turn, remove the top card of the deck from the game. Al Gore Break The Barriers Of Race the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Any cards that refer to things of a specific color or things not of a specific color (like non-blue) are considered blank. Hmm. I wonder what was going on when these cards were added to the deck... ChippyYYZ Hail To The Chief the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Each player gives a card to the player with the most things. ChippyYYZ Item Duplication Glitch the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Action: Discard a card to replace the text of target thing with the text of another target thing. It's easy. Just put the item in the bank, save the game, then take it out of the bank and equip it, and... ChippyYYZ Cheat Code Of *Omniscience* the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing You may not win the game. You may look through the deck or at any player's hand at any time. ChippyYYZ Infinite Money Glitch the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing You are considered to control a countably infinite amount of Money Tokens. ...and go to the Dwarf Weaponsmith and sell him something, and when you're bartering choose option C each time, until... ChippyYYZ Cry Witch the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Any player may use this card's Action Abilities. Action: Create a Witchery Token under target player's control. Action: Eliminate target player with at least 4 Witchery Tokens. ChippyYYZ Cheat Code of *Create Item* the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing You may not win the game. Thing: Search the deck for a thing and put it into your hand. ChippyYYZ Infinite Exp. Glitch the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Action: Create a Monster Token and destroy it. Draw a card. ...then enter the West room, kill one of them, then leave, then when you go in again... ChippyYYZ Reocurring Nightmare the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action If this card would be discarded, you may play it instead. Destroy a thing, return this card to your hand, and discard a random card. ChippyYYZ Brainwave Overload the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Discard a card. Each player with more than four cards in their hand discards half of their hand, rounded up. ChippyYYZ Soup Kitchen the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Action: Create a Soup Token and give control of Soup Kitchen to the player with the least food. If multiple players tie for least food, you choose which one of them gets Soup Kitchen. ChippyYYZ Fire And Flames the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Target player discards two cards. ChippyYYZ Dual Wielding the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing You may not play things. You may play twice as many actions per turn. Action: Return this card to your hand. ChippyYYZ Mindshatter the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Put this card in target player's hand. They discard random cards until this card is discarded. ChippyYYZ Mindweave the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing All player's hands are pooled into one community hand. Maximum hand size is the sum of each player's max hand size. When this card leaves play or if the above ability stops for some reason, discard the hand and each player draws a card. ChippyYYZ Corrupted Hypermode the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing At the end of your turn, draw an extra card. If your hand is ever empty, destroy Corrupted Hypermode. You have no maximum hand size. If you have ten or more cards in your hand, you are eliminated. Action or Thing: Destroy a thing other than this one. ChippyYYZ Kryptonite the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing When this comes into play, choose a thing. That thing's text is blank while this is in play. ChippyYYZ Red Shift the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing All cards are considered to be red in addition to their actual color. ChippyYYZ Tangled Up In Blue the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Play this under any player's control. Your maximum hand size is reduced by the number of blue things you control. ChippyYYZ Vortex Gun the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Return target thing to its controller's hand. Its controller discards a random card. ChippyYYZ Thrasher the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing At the beginning of your turn, destroy a random thing other than Thrasher. Action: Destroy Thrasher, draw five cards, play as many cards as you want this turn, then each player discards his or her hand. Bow down to the Thrasher! ChippyYYZ Stairway To Heaven the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing When you play this, destroy it unless you destroy 10,000 money tokens you control. Oh, and you don't win the game. Really makes you wonder. ChippyYYZ Rorshach Attack the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Play in response to a player drawing one or more cards. They discard a random card instead. ChippyYYZ Cheap Plastic Coating the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Ch 1 Change the type of all tokens in play to Cheap Plastic Trophy. ChippyYYZ Summoner's Pet the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing If this card is destroyed to activate a summoning ability, return it to your hand and draw a card. The deck is still Finite! ChippyYYZ Unstable Lightning Blast the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action If you discard this card, you are eliminated. Put this card into target player's hand. They discard a random card. You'd think Ganondorf would eventually learn. ChippyYYZ Philanthropism the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing You may give control of anything you control to another player at any time. ChippyYYZ All Hands On Deck! the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Each player may play any number of Things from their hand. ChippyYYZ Defibrillator the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Action: Destroy an Energy Token you control to put the top thing in the discard pile into play under your control. ChippyYYZ Mitosis the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing 1Y At the beginning of your turn, choose a token. Its controller gains another token of that type. ChippyYYZ Mega Insult the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action 3Z Target player gains a This Token Is Symbolic Of Your Mom Token. Destroy all Tokens with 7-word names and draw a card for each. Oh, It's ON Now. ChippyYYZ Everything Is A Piñata! the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Olé Whenever a thing is destroyed, Its controller gains three Candy Tokens and each other player gains one. Whenever an attempt to destroy a thing is unsuccesful, the thing's controller gains one Candy Token. ChippyYYZ Shoulder To The Plow the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing All "Action:'" abilities now read "'Action and Thing:" ChippyYYZ Silver Trophy the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Leave the game as though you have won, but keep this card. When the game ends, You are considered to be one place behind any players who won, and one place above any players who lost. Its okay, Germany got 2nd in the war. They did alright. ChippyYYZ Rob the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Gain control of all of target player's tokens. ChippyYYZ "Would you kindly..." the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Give target player a card from your hand or choose an Action ability of a thing they control. They must play that card/ability. ChippyYYZ Evaporate the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Put target thing on top of the deck. ChippyYYZ Take Two the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Gain control of two target things. ChippyYYZ Take Five the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Skip your next turn. ChippyYYZ Rising Thunder Dragon Blade SuperCombo the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Play two extra actions. Eliminate target player who has had at least three things destroyed this turn. FATALITY!!! ChippyYYZ Reincarnation the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Whenever a card is discarded or destroyed, its controller or discarder draws a card at the end of the turn, unless doing so would cause this effect to recur infinitely. "Why should I care about what I am next time? I still don't know what I am this time!" -Gonzo The Great ChippyYYZ The Void Flows Through Me the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Cards that are removed from the game go into your hand instead. ChippyYYZ Inexorably Advancing Wall Of Ice the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Every 1000 turns, you may destroy target thing. Destroy this if Global Warming is in play. With credit to xkcd. ChippyYYZ Fatal Mistake the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Play in response to an opponent's action destroying a non-blue thing. Destroy all things, each player discards his hand, and eliminate the player who played the previous action. Should've cut the blue wire. ChippyYYZ Energy Capacitor the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing At the end of your turn, create an Energy Token on this card. Remove X Energy Tokens: X=2: Draw a card. X=3: Play an extra Action X=5: Take an extra turn. X=X: Gain X Energy Tokens (not on this card). ChippyYYZ Ctrl-Alt-Del the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Play at any time. Counter an Action or put a Thing in the discard pile. ChippyYYZ Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Players may not look at cards they draw or at their hands. If a player would play a card, they play a random card instead. All targets are chosen randomly. Unless this came into play this turn, destroy this thing at the end your turn. ChippyYYZ "...The Heck?" the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action o_0 Create a new player named The Juggernaut. This player immediately destroys all things and removes himself from the game. Dude, who was that guy? ChippyYYZ Wronski Feint the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action When you play this card, throw it and announce that the last one to touch it is eliminated. Don't tell them you're lying. Take an extra turn. Dear Reader: He was lying. ChippyYYZ The Oldest Trick In The Book the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Exchange the control of two things. References ^The Book, Vol. 1, pg. 5 ChippyYYZ Eye Of The Basilisk the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action : ) Replace a thing with a Stone Token. If an opponent would cause you to reveal this card from your hand, they are eliminated. ChippyYYZ Bottled Zombie Gas the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing When this is destroyed, Replace all living things in play with Zombie Tokens. And you thought Bottled Fart was gross. ChippyYYZ Elemental Breakdown the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing Whenever a thing in play has a title that can be spelled using elemental symbols from the periodic table, destroy it and replace it with Tokens whose names are those elements' symbols. Kryptonite becomes Kr, Y, Pt, O, Ni, and Te Tokens. ChippyYYZ Negative Plane the_best_of_chippyyyz thing_universe Thing - Universe Things go to the discard pile when played. Things that are discarded may be put into play instead. Destroy effects may target Things in the discard pile. A Thing destroyed in this way is returned to play under its destroyer's control. ChippyYYZ Goalie the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing If you would be targeted by an action, destroy Goalie and prevent that action. For the record, this a Soccer/Football Goalie, not Hockey. ChippyYYZ Blue Eyes White Dragon the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing You must destroy 10 things you control to play this. Action: Eliminate an opponent. ChippyYYZ Cursed Aztec Gold the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing You cannot be eliminated. You cannot win unless everyone else is eliminated. ChippyYYZ "I'm The Best There's Ever Been!" the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing At the beginning of your turn, you may draw an extra card. If you do not, you may play an extra card. ChippyYYZ Jordan the_best_of_chippyyyz thing Thing If at any time you control Jordan, you are eliminated. Star Power is not enough. ChippyYYZ Lowery's Wrath the_best_of_chippyyyz action Action Destroy all things you don't control. ChippyYYZ