Dvorak Export: The Best Of ChippyYYZ deck


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Name	Set	ImageFile	Type	CornerValue	Text	FlavorText	Creator
Mind Explosion	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Choose one - Draw two cards, or all opponents discard a card.		ChippyYYZ
The Infinity Vortex	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		At the end of each player's turn, they remove a card from the game under The Infinity Vortex. If Infinity Vortex is destroyed, Each player, beginning with you, plays a random card from under Infinity Vortex until there are no playable cards left.		ChippyYYZ
Cornered!	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Destroy all things that have a corner value.		ChippyYYZ
Fatal Circuitry Flaw	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing_equipment	Thing - Equipment	ERROR	You may play this onto a thing with an "Action:" or similiar ability just as its controller attempts to use it. Add "Destroy this thing and discard a random card." to the end of equipped thing's abilities.		ChippyYYZ
Clever Stunt Involving Mirrors	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Trade players with target player.		ChippyYYZ
Full Bar of Star Power	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		If you would be eliminated while this is in play, instead destroy this, discard your hand, and you cannot lose until 4 turns have ended. You may destroy this as though it were up to four Energy Tokens.		ChippyYYZ
Universal Remote Control	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Action:  Activate another thing's Action: ability.  Its controller makes any decisions involved.		ChippyYYZ
The Finger	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Your maximum hand size is reduced by two.  Action:  Give an opponent The Finger.	The card, not the gesture.	ChippyYYZ
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Polymerization	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Play this onto two things, at least one of which you control.  The two things and this are considered to be one thing that you control.  Create a name for this new thing.  Its text is the text of both of the things, except that you use the new name where it refers to itself by name.		ChippyYYZ
IndestructoTank	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		If this this card would be destroyed, throw it across the room instead. If your hand is ever empty, destroy IndestructoTank, ignoring its indestrctibility.  You can still throw it if you want, though. Action:  Destroy a thing and flip a coin.  On heads, activate this ability again, targeting a random thing.		ChippyYYZ
Four Leaf Clover	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Whenever something is decided by chance (dice, coins, etc.), you may reroll, reflip, etc. once, and pick which result to use.		ChippyYYZ
Mos Eisley	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Action:  Create a Scum Token. Action:  Create a Villainy Token.		ChippyYYZ
"Play It Again, Sam."	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Target opponent plays a copy of the last card he played.	Bogart never actually said this.	ChippyYYZ
Lawyers, Guns, and Money	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Discard your hand.  If you discarded at least 1 card:  take control of a thing. 2 cards:  take control of two more things. 3 cards:  control a player's next turn. 4 cards:  Each opponent discards their hand. 6 cards:  You Win.		ChippyYYZ
The Great Flood	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		If there is another thing in play, put it in the discard pile.		ChippyYYZ
Disintegrating Pistol	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Action:  Destroy this.	Wow.  It... disintegrated.	ChippyYYZ
Disintegration-Proof Vest	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		If you would be eliminated, this card is not destroyed.  It just stays on the table where your place was.		ChippyYYZ
Do Not Panic	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		If you play no cards on your turn, you may draw an extra card.  You never have to discard or play cards against your will.		ChippyYYZ
Panic Mode	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		And the end of every non-extra turn (not just your own), take an extra turn.  Your maximum hand size is 1.		ChippyYYZ
Occam's Razor Blade	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Action:  Destroy the thing with the most words in its rules text.	Chuck Norris shaves with this.	ChippyYYZ
Boarding Action	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Give an opponent any number of things you control.  Destroy that many things that they already controlled.		ChippyYYZ
Error 404	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Play right after a player searches the deck for a card.  Remove that card from the game.  They may search for a different card.		ChippyYYZ
Cloak of Nilmorph	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing	3C	Play this onto a thing.  Equipped thing has no types or colors.  It is neither male, female, living, undead, blue, red, etc.		ChippyYYZ
E Unum Pluribus	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action	4C	If you control only one thing, create four copies of that thing.		ChippyYYZ
Thing Destruction	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Destroy a thing.		ChippyYYZ
When Octopi Ruled The Earth	the_best_of_chippyyyz	unknown	Unknown		All numbers in digit form are interpreted using the Octal system rather than the Decimal system. The tens place is now the eights place, hundreds is now sixty-fours, etc. If the digits 8 or 9 appear on any other card in play or in an action, shuffle this card into the deck.		ChippyYYZ
Bottled Fart	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing	7T	When Bottled Fart is destroyed, all players discard a random card.		ChippyYYZ
Bottle Of Barbed Wire And Salt	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing	9T	When this card is destroyed, the player who destroyed it discards their hand (of cards).	Aahh! Why do you keep these things together?	ChippyYYZ
Swiss Army Card	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing	X10	When this comes into play, reveal the top 10 cards of the deck.  This card has the Action abilities of all things revealed this way.		ChippyYYZ
The Golden Snitch	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing	150	At the beginning of your turn, pass this card to the player on your left.  Action and Thing:  You win the game.		ChippyYYZ
Recycling Bin	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Cards that would go to the discard pile go to the bottom of the deck instead.	Except for this one.	ChippyYYZ
Three Part Harmony	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Whenever you play an action, repeat its effects twice without changing targets.		ChippyYYZ
CIA Cover-Up	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Whenever a thing is destroyed, it is considered to have been destroyed by itself, not by another thing or by a player.	Say it was a training accident.  That's the usual lie, right?	ChippyYYZ
"It Is Finished."	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Play this only in response to being eliminated.  You win the game.		ChippyYYZ
Resurrection	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Put all things from the top 10 cards in the discard pile into play under your control.	This card is not counted in the top 10 cards.	ChippyYYZ
Trespassers Will Be Shot	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Whenever another player puts a thing into your control, destroy it.	Survivors will be shot again.	ChippyYYZ
Overenthusiasm	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Whenever a Thing uses an Action Ability, it uses it twice and is then destroyed.		ChippyYYZ
Atomize	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Destroy a thing and replace it with three Particle Tokens.		ChippyYYZ
Advanced Targeting System	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Actions you play cannot have their targets changed.		ChippyYYZ
Interference	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Play in response to an Action.  Its controller chooses a new target, you choose a new target, then choose a random target. The Action randomly targets one of the three.		ChippyYYZ
Big Rock Ending	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Draw five cards and play your whole hand.  If at the end of the turn there are no things in play and you have no cards in your hand, you win.		ChippyYYZ
Radioactive Bite	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Generate a random number from 1 to 100.  Go to the Superpower set of the Infinite Dvorak Deck and create a copy of the card of that number and place it in your hand.  On a 100, you are eliminated.		ChippyYYZ
More Cowbell!	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Create a Cowbell Token for each player.		ChippyYYZ
Weapons Dealer	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Action:  Give a player a thing you control and draw a card.		ChippyYYZ
Ha Ha Ha!  I Switched Your Bullets With Marshmallows!	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Play in response to an action.  That action is negated and goes to your hand.  Give its player an action from your hand; they must play that card instead.	I may have just won "First Correctly-Used Semicolon".	ChippyYYZ
Inflation	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Whenever a specific amount of tokens is required, it requires twice as many.		ChippyYYZ
Income Tax	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Whenever a player gains tokens, they gain half as many, rounding up.		ChippyYYZ
Advanced Alchemy	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		You may use tokens you control as though they were any type of token.		ChippyYYZ
Attack Of The Mutant Taste Buds	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Destroy all things with flavortext.		ChippyYYZ
The Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Action:  Destroy this card to remove target thing from the game.	...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy."	ChippyYYZ
Wrath of Britain	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Destroy all things which have titles that contain a R that would not be pronounced by someone with a British Accent.		ChippyYYZ
Downloadable Content	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Pick a random subsection of the Infinite Dvorak Deck and a random number from 1 to 100.  Create copies of the card of that number and the four after it (1 is after 100) and shuffle them into the deck.		ChippyYYZ
Soul Absorbtion	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Put target living thing in your hand.		ChippyYYZ
WKRP Thanksgiving Turkey Giveaway	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		For each opponent, roll a die.  Give that many Dead Turkey Tokens to that player, then roll another die and give half that many Turkey Tokens to that player. Destroy a random non-turkey thing for each live Turkey in play	I swear to God I thought they could fly.	ChippyYYZ
Prototype Isochron Sceptre	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		When this comes into play, attach an Action card from your hand to it. Action:  This ability has an identical effect to the Action card attached to Prototype Isochron Sceptre, but you must discard a card to play it.		ChippyYYZ
Proletariat Revolution	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Any player who controls more Things than every other player combined is eliminated.		ChippyYYZ
David Blaine	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Action:  Put a thing into your hand and replace it with a thing from your hand. Action:  Replace a word on a thing with "Ace of Clubs". Action:  Give an Ace of Clubs Token to a player.	"Wanna see some magic?"	ChippyYYZ
Order No. 227	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		If any thing would leave play, destroy it instead.	Ни шагу назад!	ChippyYYZ
High-Frequency Shield	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing_equipment	Thing - Equipment		When this comes into play, equip it to a thing you control.  Neither this nor the equipped thing can be affected by any card that modifies text, overrules indestructibility, or sends it anywhere but the discard pile.	Regular destruction, however, is still quite effective.	ChippyYYZ
The Sorting Hat	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing	_A_	Whenever a thing (or token) comes into play, a random player gains control of it.		ChippyYYZ
Horcrux	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Indestructible.  You cannot be eliminated. Play this only when you destroy a living thing or eliminate a player.		ChippyYYZ
Action-Grenade Belt	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing_equipment	Thing - Equipment		When this comes into play, put three grenade counters on it, remove an action in your hand from the game, and equip this to a thing you control.  Equipped thing has "Action:   Destroy a grenade token to use the action that was removed from the game."		ChippyYYZ
Incarnation Of The Abstract	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		All immaterial things in play are put under this card.  This card is a living thing and has all text of all cards under it.		ChippyYYZ
Camo Suit	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing_equipment	Thing - Equipment		When this comes into play, equip it to a thing you control.  Equipped thing cannot be affected by actions that do not affect all things in play.		ChippyYYZ
Warp Blade	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing_equipment	Thing - Equipment		When this comes into play, equip it to a thing you control.  Whenever equipped thing would destroy a thing, it removes it from the game instead.		ChippyYYZ
Tokenmail	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing_equipment	Thing - Equipment		When this comes into play, put all tokens you control on it and equip it to a thing you control.  Whenever this or the equipped thing would be destroyed, you may destroy a token on this card instead.		ChippyYYZ
The Demonic Spellbook of David Blaine	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing_equipment	Thing - Equipment		When this comes into play, equip it to a thing you control.  Equipped thing has  Action:  Replace target card with a (card's title) Token. Action: Replace target token with a (token's name) card.  If the token was on a card, destroy that card.		ChippyYYZ
The Fury of Jimi Hendrix	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Destroy up to five things.  Set this card on fire and remove it from the game.		ChippyYYZ
War Profiteering	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		For each player, reveal cards from the deck until you find a thing that equips to another thing, put it in their hand, and draw a card.	Not neccesarily an Equipment, though.	ChippyYYZ
Amnesia	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing	??	Play this under any player's control.  When this comes into play, put your hand under this.  At the beginning of each of your turns, put a random card from under this card back into your hand.  Destroy this card when there are no cards under it.		ChippyYYZ
Card Force	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Play at any time.  Put a card in your hand on top of the deck.		ChippyYYZ
Box Of Memories	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		When this comes into play, put 5 random cards from the discard pile under this card.  When this card is destroyed, put these cards in your hand. Action:  Destroy this card.'''		ChippyYYZ
Allergic Reaction	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Choose a type of Token.  Each player discards a card for each token of that type under their control.		ChippyYYZ
"Odd.  That Wasn't Supposed To Happen."	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Play in response to a player winning the game.  Negate the card that caused them to win and put it into your hand.		ChippyYYZ
Hydra Emblem	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Whenever a token you control is destroyed, replace it with two of the same tokens.		ChippyYYZ
This Is Madness!	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Whenever a player would discard a card, they may play it instead.	This is a reference to something other than Sparta.	ChippyYYZ
Stonewall Jackson	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Draw an extra card at the beginning of your turn. If a thing you control has an action ability that could destroy Stonewall Jackson, flip two coins at the end of each of your turns.  If both are tails, activate that ability targeting Stonewall Jackson.		ChippyYYZ
Janet Jackson	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Action:  Reveal a random card from your hand and draw a card.		ChippyYYZ
Surprise Attack	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Play this during an opponent's turn.  Destroy target thing and immediately take a turn.  Your opponent's turn resumes after your extra turn.		ChippyYYZ
Ricochet Laser	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Destroy four random things.		ChippyYYZ
Kill Mode Engage	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		All Action Abilities now read "Action:  Destroy target thing."  Action:  Eliminate an opponent.		ChippyYYZ
King Of Fire And Ice	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Action:  Destroy a thing you control.  If was a Fire Token, target opponent discards a card.  If it was an Ice Token, draw a card.  Otherwise, create a Fire Token and an Ice Token.		ChippyYYZ
Mind Implosion	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Return all things you control to your hand, then draw as many cards as you have in your hand.		ChippyYYZ
Cheat Code Of  *Unlock All*	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing	R6	You may play cards from the deck as though they were in your hand. You may not win the game.		ChippyYYZ
Literalism	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		All things are considered to be cards instead of the thing they represent.		ChippyYYZ
Countermelody	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Whenever you play an action, you may discard an action card to add its text to the first action.		ChippyYYZ
Thunderbolt and Lightning	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Very, very frightening. Destroy two target things.		ChippyYYZ
Knowledge Is Power	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Action:  Create an Energy Token for each card in your hand beyond 3.		ChippyYYZ
Money Is Power	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Money Tokens count as Energy Tokens and vice versa.		ChippyYYZ
Time Is Money	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		You may skip your turn to create 10 money tokens under your control. Action:  Destroy ten money tokens you control to take another turn.  You may only use this ability once per round.		ChippyYYZ
The Unspeakable Wrath Of Qzmrn'pcsjYx-gyh	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Target player discards his hand, destroys all things he controls, and skips his next turn, all in an unspeakable manner.		ChippyYYZ
Archetypical Multi-Piece Ultimate Weapon	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Create three things called "Artifact Piece" with text: "Action:  If you control three Artifact Pieces, Eliminate target player." Shuffle them into the deck.		ChippyYYZ
The Secret Chamber Of Helga Hufflepuff	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Indestructible.  When this card comes into play create a Giant Badger token.  Badgers count as yellow. Action:  Destroy a non-yellow thing for each badger you control.		ChippyYYZ
The Sword of Ravenclaw	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Indestructible.  You have no maximum hand size. Action:  Destroy target non-blue thing, even if it is indestructible.		ChippyYYZ
"Guns.  Lots Of Guns"	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Indestructible.  When this comes into play, give each player 8 Gun Tokens. Global Action:  If you control a gun, destroy a thing other than this, or eliminate a player with no guns. If there are no guns in play, put this card in the discard pile.		ChippyYYZ
Charizard	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing	lv76	Action:  If you control four Energy Tokens, destroy two of them and destroy target thing.		ChippyYYZ
Won't Get Painkillered Again	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		This card counts as having been played by each player.  If each player destroys four Energy Tokens they control, each player wins.  Otherwise, everyone loses.		The Whodas Priest
Obscure Token Collector	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		When this card comes into play, create a token of each of the following types. Quizmaster, Villainy, Cowbell, Pointless, Cheap Plastic Trophy, Brains, Ultramarine, Pochi, Whammy, and Token. If you ever control five or more of any one of the above token types, you win.	Really, a Token token.  I swear I'm not making these up.	ChippyYYZ
Global Warming	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		At the beginning of each turn, remove the top card of the deck from the game.		Al Gore
Break The Barriers Of Race	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Any cards that refer to things of a specific color or things not of a specific color (like non-blue) are considered blank.	Hmm.  I wonder what was going on when these cards were added to the deck...	ChippyYYZ
Hail To The Chief	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Each player gives a card to the player with the most things.		ChippyYYZ
Item Duplication Glitch	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Action:  Discard a card to replace the text of target thing with the text of another target thing.	It's easy.  Just put the item in the bank, save the game, then take it out of the bank and equip it, and...	ChippyYYZ
Cheat Code Of *Omniscience*	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		You may not win the game.  You may look through the deck or at any player's hand at any time.		ChippyYYZ
Infinite Money Glitch	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		You are considered to control a countably infinite amount of Money Tokens.	...and go to the Dwarf Weaponsmith and sell him something, and when you're bartering choose option C each time, until...	ChippyYYZ
Cry Witch	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Any player may use this card's Action Abilities.   Action:  Create a Witchery Token under target player's control.  Action:  Eliminate target player with at least 4 Witchery Tokens.		ChippyYYZ
Cheat Code of *Create Item*	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		You may not win the game. Thing:  Search the deck for a thing and put it into your hand.		ChippyYYZ
Infinite Exp. Glitch	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Action:  Create a Monster Token and destroy it.  Draw a card.	...then enter the West room, kill one of them, then leave, then when you go in again...	ChippyYYZ
Reocurring Nightmare	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		If this card would be discarded, you may play it instead.  Destroy a thing, return this card to your hand, and discard a random card.		ChippyYYZ
Brainwave Overload	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Discard a card. Each player with more than four cards in their hand discards half of their hand, rounded up.		ChippyYYZ
Soup Kitchen	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Action:  Create a Soup Token and give control of Soup Kitchen to the player with the least food.  If multiple players tie for least food, you choose which one of them gets Soup Kitchen.		ChippyYYZ
Fire And Flames	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Target player discards two cards.		ChippyYYZ
Dual Wielding	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		You may not play things. You may play twice as many actions per turn. Action:  Return this card to your hand.		ChippyYYZ
Mindshatter	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Put this card in target player's hand.  They discard random cards until this card is discarded.		ChippyYYZ
Mindweave	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		All player's hands are pooled into one community hand.  Maximum hand size is the sum of each player's max hand size.  When this card leaves play or if the above ability stops for some reason, discard the hand and each player draws a card.		ChippyYYZ
Corrupted Hypermode	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		At the end of your turn, draw an extra card.  If your hand is ever empty, destroy Corrupted Hypermode.  You have no maximum hand size.  If you have ten or more cards in your hand, you are eliminated.  Action or Thing:  Destroy a thing other than this one.		ChippyYYZ
Kryptonite	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		When this comes into play, choose a thing.  That thing's text is blank while this is in play.		ChippyYYZ
Red Shift	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		All cards are considered to be red in addition to their actual color.		ChippyYYZ
Tangled Up In Blue	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Play this under any player's control. Your maximum hand size is reduced by the number of blue things you control.		ChippyYYZ
Vortex Gun	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Return target thing to its controller's hand.  Its controller discards a random card.		ChippyYYZ
Thrasher	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		At the beginning of your turn, destroy a random thing other than Thrasher. Action:  Destroy Thrasher, draw five cards, play as many cards as you want this turn, then each player discards his or her hand.	Bow down to the Thrasher!	ChippyYYZ
Stairway To Heaven	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		When you play this, destroy it unless you destroy 10,000 money tokens you control.    Oh, and you don't win the game.	Really makes you wonder.	ChippyYYZ
Rorshach Attack	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Play in response to a player drawing one or more cards.  They discard a random card instead.		ChippyYYZ
Cheap Plastic Coating	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action	Ch 1	Change the type of all tokens in play to Cheap Plastic Trophy.		ChippyYYZ
Summoner's Pet	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		If this card is destroyed to activate a summoning ability, return it to your hand and draw a card.	The deck is still Finite!	ChippyYYZ
Unstable Lightning Blast	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		If you discard this card, you are eliminated. Put this card into target player's hand.  They discard a random card.	You'd think Ganondorf would eventually learn.	ChippyYYZ
Philanthropism	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		You may give control of anything you control to another player at any time.		ChippyYYZ
All Hands On Deck!	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Each player may play any number of Things from their hand.		ChippyYYZ
Defibrillator	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Action:   Destroy an Energy Token you control to put the top thing in the discard pile into play under your control.		ChippyYYZ
Mitosis	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing	1Y	At the beginning of your turn, choose a token.  Its controller gains another token of that type.		ChippyYYZ
Mega Insult	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action	3Z	Target player gains a This Token Is Symbolic Of Your Mom Token.  Destroy all Tokens with 7-word names and draw a card for each.	Oh, It's ON Now.	ChippyYYZ
Everything Is A Piñata!	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing	Olé	Whenever a thing is destroyed, Its controller gains three Candy Tokens and each other player gains one. Whenever an attempt to destroy a thing is unsuccesful, the thing's controller gains one Candy Token.		ChippyYYZ
Shoulder To The Plow	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		All "Action:'" abilities now read "'Action and Thing:"		ChippyYYZ
Silver Trophy	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Leave the game as though you have won, but keep this card.  When the game ends, You are considered to be one place behind any players who won, and one place above any players who lost.	Its okay, Germany got 2nd in the war.  They did alright.	ChippyYYZ
Rob	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Gain control of all of target player's tokens.		ChippyYYZ
"Would you kindly..."	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Give target player a card from your hand or choose an Action ability of a thing they control.  They must play that card/ability.		ChippyYYZ
Evaporate	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Put target thing on top of the deck.		ChippyYYZ
Take Two	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Gain control of two target things.		ChippyYYZ
Take Five	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Skip your next turn.		ChippyYYZ
Rising Thunder Dragon Blade SuperCombo	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Play two extra actions.  Eliminate target player who has had at least three things destroyed this turn.	FATALITY!!!	ChippyYYZ
Reincarnation	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Whenever a card is discarded or destroyed, its controller or discarder draws a card at the end of the turn, unless doing so would cause this effect to recur infinitely.	"Why should I care about what I am next time?  I still don't know what I am this time!"           -Gonzo The Great	ChippyYYZ
The Void Flows Through Me	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Cards that are removed from the game go into your hand instead.		ChippyYYZ
Inexorably Advancing Wall Of Ice	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Every 1000 turns, you may destroy target thing.  Destroy this if Global Warming is in play.	With credit to xkcd.	ChippyYYZ
Fatal Mistake	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Play in response to an opponent's action destroying a non-blue thing.  Destroy all things, each player discards his hand, and eliminate the player who played the previous action.	Should've cut the blue wire.	ChippyYYZ
Energy Capacitor	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		At the end of your turn, create an Energy Token on this card. Remove X Energy Tokens: X=2:  Draw a card. X=3:  Play an extra Action X=5:  Take an extra turn. X=X:  Gain X Energy Tokens (not on this card).		ChippyYYZ
Ctrl-Alt-Del	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Play at any time.  Counter an Action or put a Thing in the discard pile.		ChippyYYZ
Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Players may not look at cards they draw or at their hands.  If a player would play a card, they play a random card instead.  All targets are chosen randomly.  Unless this came into play this turn, destroy this thing at the end your turn.		ChippyYYZ
"...The Heck?"	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action	o_0	Create a new player named The Juggernaut.  This player immediately destroys all things and removes himself from the game.	Dude, who was that guy?	ChippyYYZ
Wronski Feint	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		When you play this card, throw it and announce that the last one to touch it is eliminated.  Don't tell them you're lying.  Take an extra turn.	Dear Reader:  He was lying.	ChippyYYZ
The Oldest Trick In The Book	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Exchange the control of two things.	References ^The Book, Vol. 1, pg. 5	ChippyYYZ
Eye Of The Basilisk	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action	: )	Replace a thing with a Stone Token. If an opponent would cause you to reveal this card from your hand, they are eliminated.		ChippyYYZ
Bottled Zombie Gas	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		When this is destroyed, Replace all living things in play with Zombie Tokens.	And you thought Bottled Fart was gross.	ChippyYYZ
Elemental Breakdown	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		Whenever a thing in play has a title that can be spelled using elemental symbols from the periodic table, destroy it and replace it with Tokens whose names are those elements' symbols.	Kryptonite becomes Kr, Y, Pt, O, Ni, and Te Tokens.	ChippyYYZ
Negative Plane	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing_universe	Thing - Universe		Things go to the discard pile when played.  Things that are discarded may be put into play instead. Destroy effects may target Things in the discard pile.  A Thing destroyed in this way is returned to play under its destroyer's control.		ChippyYYZ
Goalie	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		If you would be targeted by an action, destroy Goalie and prevent that action.	For the record, this a Soccer/Football Goalie, not Hockey.	ChippyYYZ
Blue Eyes White Dragon	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		You must destroy 10 things you control to play this. Action:  Eliminate an opponent.		ChippyYYZ
Cursed Aztec Gold	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		You cannot be eliminated.  You cannot win unless everyone else is eliminated.		ChippyYYZ
"I'm The Best There's Ever Been!"	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		At the beginning of your turn, you may draw an extra card.  If you do not, you may play an extra card.		ChippyYYZ
Jordan	the_best_of_chippyyyz	thing	Thing		If at any time you control Jordan, you are eliminated. 	Star Power is not enough.	ChippyYYZ
Lowery's Wrath	the_best_of_chippyyyz	action	Action		Destroy all things you don't control.		ChippyYYZ

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