To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
cleardeck loadcard Incisor Tooth/T/Action: Discard a card from your Mouth, then draw a new card. loadcard Incisor Tooth/T/Action: Discard a card from your Mouth, then draw a new card. loadcard Grey Tooth/T/ loadcard Extraction/A/Look at a Player's Mouth and choose a Tooth. They must put it into play. loadcard Wisdom Tooth/T/If this Tooth leaves your Mouth, draw a card. loadcard Wisdom Tooth/T/If this Tooth leaves your Mouth, draw a card. loadcard Insertion/A/Put a Tooth from play into any player's Mouth. loadcard Loose Tooth/T/If you're requested to play a random tooth from your Mouth, play this card. loadcard Milk Tooth/T/Action: Destroy Milk Tooth, and take any Tooth from play into your Mouth. loadcard Milk Tooth/T/Action: Destroy Milk Tooth, and take any Tooth from play into your Mouth. loadcard Tooth Fairy/A/For each Tooth in play, the Tooth's controller draws two cards, revealing them to all players, and discarding them if they are tooth cards. All Teeth in play are then destroyed. loadcard Punch in the Mouth/A/Choose a card at random from a Player's Mouth. If it is a Tooth, they must put it into play. loadcard Filling/A/Put a Tooth you control back into your Mouth. loadcard Jawbreaker/A/Choose a player. They must play a random Tooth from their Mouth. loadcard Cola Solution/T/Play this into the control of any player. If you control this at the end of your turn, and you have any Teeth in play, destroy one of your Teeth. loadcard Gold Tooth/T/This Tooth can only be lost by Extraction. loadcard Nine Out Of Ten Doctors/A/Draw cards until you have five in your Mouth. loadcard Canine Tooth/T/ loadcard Canine Tooth/T/ loadcard Molar Tooth/T/ loadcard Molar Tooth/T/ loadcard Flossing/A/Each Player reveals the contents of their Mouth, then discards any non-Teeth cards. loadcard Three Stripes/T/Destroy this to prevent discarding or playing a Tooth. loadcard Braces/T/You can't put Teeth into play or return them to your Mouth. loadcard Rotted Tooth/T/You cannot win with a Rotted Tooth in your Mouth. You cannot play or discard a Rotted Tooth unless it is caused by another player or Extraction. loadcard Rotted Tooth/T/You cannot win with a Rotted Tooth in your Mouth. You cannot play or discard a Rotted Tooth unless it is caused by another player or Extraction. loadcard Dentist Appointment/A/Destroy any non-Tooth Thing in play. loadcard Dentures/A/Discard all cards from your Mouth, then draw as many cards as you discarded. Then draw another one. loadcard Creeping Rot/T/Play onto another Player. If they want to play a card, they must discard a Tooth first. loadcard Not Really The Tooth Fairy/A/Gain control of a Tooth in play. loadcard The Pepsi Challenge/A/Everyone must put a Tooth in play. Those that don't must reveal their Mouths to show they have no Teeth. loadcard DRILL/A/Look at a Player's Mouth and choose a Tooth. It is vaporised to the discard pile. loadcard Tooth Rot/A/Name a type of Tooth. Any Players who have that Tooth in their Mouth must put it into play. loadcard Channel Treatment/A/Chosen player must discard all Action cards. loadcard Open Wide/A/Look at the contents of a Player's Mouth. loadcard Receding Gums/T/Play onto another Player. All Teeth cards you draw are automatically put into play. loadcard New Toothbrush/A/Destroy one non-Tooth Thing in play. loadcard Giant Rodent Tooth/T/When you put Giant Rodent Tooth in play, all opposing players must discard one card in amazement. @emit [name(%#)] pastes the Teeth deck into the Dvorak Engine.