To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
cleardeck loadcard Flying Piano/T/A surreal Thing. loadcard Melting Clock/T/A surreal Thing. loadcard Bony-Legged Elephant/T/A surreal Thing. loadcard Confusion/A/Play only if you control a surreal Thing. An opponent of your choice discards a card at random. loadcard Not-a-Pipe/T/A surreal Thing. loadcard Wolf-Table/T/A surreal Thing. loadcard Levitating Potato/T/A surreal Thing. loadcard Discord/A/Put a surreal Thing from the discard pile into play. loadcard Concord/A/Destroy a surreal Thing. loadcard Infinite Improbability Drive/T/A surreal Thing.<br />Play this onto a mundane Thing to make it surreal. loadcard Apple of Discord/T/A surreal Thing.<br />Action: Destroy a mundane Thing and put a surreal Thing from the discard pile into play. @emit [name(%#)] pastes the Surrealist deck into the Dvorak Engine.