To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
cleardeckskipcard Gruftie/T/If an item's Goth bonus is 6 or higher, increase its Goth bonus by 1. %r 15 Goth Pointsskipcard Smart Slacker/T/If an item's Geek bonus is 4 or lower, make its Geek bonus a Slacker bonus. %r 12 Slacker Pointsskipcard Rastafarian Hippie/T/If you don't play an Action card during your turn, gain 1 Hippie point. %r 14 Hippie Pointsskipcard Death Metalhead/T/If an item's Metal bonus is 4 or less, decrease it by 1.%rIf an item's Metal bonus is 5 or more, increase is by 1.%rAction: Put a Thing from the discard pile into your hand. %r14 Metal Pointsskipcard Fantasy Geek/T/Action: All players draw a card.%rAction: Target player discards a card from their hand.%r 15 Geek Pointsskipcard Overcast Kid/T/For each turn you do not have the most points, gain 2 Emo points.%r11 Emo Pointsskipcard Disgruntled Redneck/T/Action: Destroy an item with a Hippie bonus of 3 or higher.%r11.5 Redneck Pointsskipcard Gutter Punk/T/Action: Lower an item's Emo bonus by 2.%r14.5 Punk Pointsskipcard Tight Jeans/T/+6 Punk Points%r+5 Emo Points%r-4 Gangsta Pointsskipcard Classy Gangsta/T/If a Fashion or Misc. Hipster bonus is 4 or less, convert it into Gangsta points.%r13 Gangsta Pointsskipcard Arty Hipster/T/If an Emo Fashion bonus is less than 4, convert it into Hipster points.%rIf an Emo Music bonus is 2.5 or less, convert it into Hipster points.%r 14 Hipster Pointsskipcard It's Ironic/A/Play a Thing with a Hipster loss and convert the loss into an equal bonus.skipcard Represent/A/+5 Gangsta points.skipcard Fall Out Boy Tee/T/Action: Put a card from your hand into the draw pile and draw a card.%r+5 Emo points.%r+0.5 Hipster points.%r-6 Redneck points.skipcard Phase Change/A/All players destroy their characters and draw new ones.skipcard Convention/A/Choose a colour, look through the draw pile, and put the first 3 Things you find with that colour in your hand.skipcard Smoking Hemp/T/Discard your hand. Your hand size is 0. Each turn, draw a card and throw it onto the table. It comes under the control of whichever player it lands closest too.%r+8 Hippie points.%r+6.5 Slacker points.%r+2 Punk points.skipcard Toque/T/No opponents' card effects can affect your hand.%r+2 Slacker Points%r+1 Gangsta Pointsskipcard Biker Jacket/T/Action: Discard a card from your hand and draw a card.%r+5 Goth Points%r+4 Punk Points%r+2 Metal Points%r-4 Hippie Pointsskipcard Peace-Sign Necklace/T/Action: Destroy a Thing you control and bring a card from the discard pile into your hand.%r+5 Hippie Points%r-4 Redneck Points%r-8 Goth Pointsskipcard Iron Maiden Tee/T/+4 Metal Points%r+1 Goth Pointsskipcard Emover/T/+5 Emo Points%r+0.5 Hipster Pointsskipcard Cabbie Hat/T/+4 Hipster Points@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Subcultures Deck into the Dvorak Engine.