To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
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loadcard Dollar Bill/T/One Dollar ("This note is legal tender for all debts regarding privates")
loadcard Dollar Bill/T/One Dollar ("This note is legal tender for all debts regarding privates")
loadcard Dollar Bill/T/One Dollar ("This note is legal tender for all debts regarding privates")
loadcard Dollar Bill/T/One Dollar ("This note is legal tender for all debts regarding privates")
loadcard Dollar Bill/T/One Dollar ("This note is legal tender for all debts regarding privates")
loadcard Dollar Bill/T/One Dollar ("This note is legal tender for all debts regarding privates")
loadcard Dollar Bill/T/One Dollar ("This note is legal tender for all debts regarding privates")
loadcard Dollar Bill/T/One Dollar ("This note is legal tender for all debts regarding privates")
loadcard Dollar Bill/T/One Dollar ("This note is legal tender for all debts regarding privates")
loadcard Dollar Bill/T/One Dollar ("This note is legal tender for all debts regarding privates")
loadcard Dollar Bill/T/One Dollar ("This note is legal tender for all debts regarding privates")
loadcard Pants/T/Price tag $2 / Treat Pants as an outer garment
loadcard Shirt/T/Price tag $2 / Treat Shirt as an outer garment
loadcard Socks/T/Price tag $1 / Treat Socks as an outer garment
loadcard Panties/T/Price tag $3 / Treat Panties as an under garment
loadcard Bra/T/Price tag $3 / Treat Bra as an under garment
loadcard Boxers/T/Price tag $3 / Treat Boxers as an under garment
loadcard Towel/T/You cannot lose while Towel is in play and under your control. Towel counts as an article of clothing
loadcard Hot Tub/A/Discard an article of clothing you own - an opponent discards the same article of clothing if not covered. If the opponent cannot discard the same article of clothing, they may choose another article to discard
loadcard Loose Thread/A/An opponent discards 1 article of clothing and draws 2 cards
loadcard Loose Thread/A/An opponent discards 1 article of clothing and draws 2 cards
loadcard Loose Thread/A/An opponent discards 1 article of clothing and draws 2 cards
loadcard Make It Rain/A/Give an opponent $2 - that opponent then discards an article of clothing other than socks
loadcard Make It Rain/A/Give an opponent $2 - that opponent then discards an article of clothing other than socks
loadcard Donate/A/Discard an article of clothing you own - Draw 3 cards
loadcard Donate/A/Discard an article of clothing you own - Draw 3 cards
loadcard Spin The Bottle/A/If you have Spin the Bottle in your hand, you must play it as your action the first time you are able to do so. Spin this card - if it points directly at any player, that player discards an article of clothing
loadcard Let's Go Streaking/A/Discard all clothing cards
loadcard Moth Balls/A/Discard any 1 clothing card
loadcard Moth Balls/A/Discard any 1 clothing card
loadcard Strip Search/A/Discard an article of clothing you own - Look at an opponents hand and take any card
loadcard Wind Tunnel/A/Roll a 6 sided dice - If the result is 1 through 3, you discard an article of clothing AND if the result is 3 through 6, all opponents discard an article of clothing
loadcard Talent Agent/A/Choose an opponent - that person discards an outer garment
loadcard Pole Dance/A/Discard an article of clothing you own other than socks - Take $2 from an opponent
loadcard Feminist Protest/A/Discard the Bra card - if you own it, draw a card and take another turn after this one
loadcard Thrift Store/A/Discard $1 - Draw 3 cards - choose 1 to keep and discard the rest
@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Strip! into the Dvorak Engine.