Dvorak Export: Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things deck


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Fridge +200
Thing
Card : Zarba
Elephant +400
Thing
Card : Zarba
The Winner Flag
Action
May only be played if a player has a pile with more than 1000 points. The player with the highest score in his pile wins.
Card : Zarba
Battleship +500
Thing
If Battleship is destroyed, discard your entire hand.
Card : Zarba
Feather +100
Thing
May not be placed on piles with score larger than 1000.
Card : Zarba
Sneeze!
Action
Choose an opponent. If he has any cards with score +400 or more in his pile, destroy all cards of his pile.
Card : Zarba
My Hand Slipped
Action
Choose an opponent. If he has a card with a higher score than the one below it, destroy that card and all above it.
Card : Zarba
Mystery Crate +200
Thing
When Mystery Crate is destroyed, draw a card.
Card : Kevan
The Hanoi Maneuver
Action
Switch the position of two cards on your pile.
Card : Zarba
Antique Lamppost +300
Thing
Card : Zarba
16-Ton Weight +400
Thing
If 16-Ton Weight is destroyed, discard two cards at random.
Card : Kevan
Pentiumā„¢ III 800, 256 MB RAM +300
Thing
Card : Zarba
Motorcycle +300
Thing
Card : Zarba
Ostrich Egg +100
Thing
If you place an object on top of Ostrich Egg, destroy the Egg.
Card : Kevan
Volkswagen Beetleā„¢ +300
Thing
Card : Zarba
The Pusher Robot
Thing
At the end of the turn, destroy the bottom-most card of your pile and give control of Pusher Robot to the next player. Discard three cards: Destroy Pusher Robot.
Card : Zarba
Manhole Cover +300
Thing
Flip a coin when playing this card. On heads, destroy the bottommost card of your pile.
Card : Zarba
Low-Flying Aircraft
Action
Pick a number. Destroy any cards which have more than that number of cards beneath them.
Card : Kevan
Dime +100
Thing
Counts as +500 -to the final cost only- if on the bottom of a pile.
Card : Zarba
The Unbearable Lightness of Being
Action
Choose a pile. Find the card with the highest cost on it and destroy all cards below it.
Card : Zarba
Goodyear Blimp -400
Thing
Play onto an opponent's pile. If placed on top of an object with a score less than 400, destroy that and this.
Card : Kevan
Convenient Topple
Action
Remove the card from the top of an opponent's pile that is higher than your own and put it on the top of your pile.
Card : Zarba
Just Shove It In There
Action
On this turn, instead of playing a card on the top of your pile, you may place it anywhere in the pile. Flip a coin: On heads, destroy the topmost card of the pile afterwards.
Card : Zarba
Fast Construction
Action
On this turn, play as many Things on your pile as you want to. At the end of the turn, flip a coin: On heads, destroy all the cards placed this turn.
Card : Zarba
Construction Girder +300
Thing
If Construction Girder is destroyed, discard a random card.
Card : Zarba
Beach Ball +200
Thing
If the score above Beach Ball exceeds +500, destroy Beach Ball.
Card : Zarba
Moai +400
Thing
Card : Kevan
Canary Cage +200
Thing
Card : Zarba
I Might Need That
Action
Look at an opponent's hand and take a card from it.
Card : Zarba
Unstable Foundations
Action
Choose a pile. If that pile's score is higher than 1000, destroy the bottommost card.
Card : Zarba
Domino Effect
Action
Destroy your pile. Destroy a Thing in play for every card destroyed in that manner.
Card : Zarba
Ow! My Foot!
Action
Target opponent discards one random card for every card on your pile.
Card : Zarba

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