To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
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loadcard Yes or No?/T/If we were dating, would you call me every day? ("What would you say?")
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Do blondes have more fun? ("... and they're smarter too!")
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Do you like [your own idea]? ("I like that!")
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Have you ever been arrested? ("What do people do in jail?")
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Would you lend me $1000 ? ("I want to buy something")
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Have you ever hit a girl? ("Do you think I like that?")
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Are you a terrorist? ("Hope not!")
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Have you been in a mall more than 5 times this month? ("What did you buy?")
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Do you want kids? ("This is a deal breaker")
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Are you crazy? ("There's so many of us!")
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Would you hit your kids?
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Have you ever had a perfect day?
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Do you go out every weekend?
loadcard Yes or No?/T/If someone insults me, would you hit her?
loadcard Yes or No?/T/If someone's hitting on me when we're dating, would you interfere?
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Have you slept with more than 10 people?
loadcard Yes or No?/T/7 inch? ("6? 7? 8? No lying!")
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Do you have a big car? ("To compensate for ... ?")
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Are they real? ("I just can't tell")
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Are you rich? ("I don't like to work")
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Did you just look at my chest? ("Which one?")
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Do you have an STD? ("I need to know!")
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Do you like fur coats?
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Do you think surfing is fun? ("Surfing is cool")
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Did you go to college? ("I did, but I never went there to study...")
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Are you good in bed? ("For some reason, they always lie here")
loadcard Yes or No?/T/1 + 1 = 2 ? ("Don't use a calculator!")
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Do you bite your nails? Let me see!
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Do you smoke?
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Do you still live with your parents?
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Are you gay?
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Have you ever broken something in bed? ("Something from yourself?")
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Have you ever dated someone hot? ("Hotter than me?")
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Have you ever cheated on someone? ("Maybe he won't cheat on you.")
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Have you ever had a threesome? ("Fun")
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Have you ever kissed someone you knew for less than one hour?
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Do you have more than 3 exes? ("And still remember their names?")
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Have you ever dated someone ugly? ("Why?")
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Have you ever kissed a girl? ("Who hasn't?")
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Have you ever kissed a guy? ("That is...")
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Are you still a virgin? ("%r%rWith experience or with Windows XP?")
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Has anyone ever cheated on you? ("Or, can she/he keep me interested?")
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Have you had a lover before? ("This also answers another question.")
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Have you ever had a bisexual experience? ("Fun")
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Have you ever been pregnant?/Have you ever gotten someone pregnant?
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Have you ever dated anyone prettier than me?
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Have you ever seen anyone prettier than me?
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Have you ever lied to a lover?
loadcard Yes or No?/T/Do you still like your exes?
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loadcard This or That?/T/Naughty or nice?
loadcard This or That?/T/Cats or dogs?
loadcard This or That?/T/Summer or Winter?
loadcard This or That?/T/Today or tomorrow?
loadcard This or That?/T/Sing or dance?
loadcard This or That?/T/Run or walk?
loadcard This or That?/T/Long hair or short hair?
loadcard This or That?/T/Hair up or down?
loadcard This or That?/T/Straight or gay?
loadcard This or That?/T/Smoothies or milkshakes?
loadcard This or That?/T/Love or sex?
loadcard This or That?/T/All night long or save energy for the next day?
loadcard This or That?/T/Kissing or cuddling?
loadcard This or That?/T/My left eye or my right eye?
loadcard This or That?/T/Women or men?
loadcard This or That?/T/Beer or wine?
loadcard This or That?/T/Your lover or your friends?
loadcard This or That?/T/Smart or happy?
loadcard This or That?/T/The bed or the floor?
loadcard This or That?/T/In public or in private?
loadcard This or That?/T/Extensive foreplay or a quick start?
loadcard This or That?/T/Get home quickly so we can do it or take the romantic scenic tour?
loadcard This or That?/T/Your place or mine?
loadcard This or That?/T/Upside down or right side up?
loadcard This or That?/T/Massage or Bath?
loadcard This or That?/T/Eco-friendly or cheap?
loadcard This or That?/T/Take the risk or be safe?
loadcard This or That?/T/Front or back?
loadcard This or That?/T/More free time or more money?
loadcard This or That?/T/Healthy or good tasting food?
loadcard This or That?/T/Strawberry or vanilla milkshake?
loadcard This or That?/T/Kiss or hug?
loadcard This or That?/T/Forehand or backhand?
loadcard This or That?/T/Email or SMS?
loadcard This or That?/T/A big house or a small house?
loadcard This or That?/T/Pizza or haute cuisine?
loadcard This or That?/T/Day or night?
loadcard This or That?/T/Talk or dance?
loadcard This or That?/T/Watch a movie in the cinema or at home?
loadcard This or That?/T/Perfume or real body odor?
loadcard This or That?/T/Lazy or tired?
loadcard This or That?/T/Sun bathing or shopping?
loadcard This or That?/T/Roller coaster or bumper cars?
loadcard This or That?/T/Lingerie or bikini?
loadcard This or That?/T/Analog or digital watch?
loadcard This or That?/T/Convertible or motor bike?
loadcard This or That?/T/Inside or outside?
loadcard This or That?/T/Beach ball or volleyball?
loadcard This or That?/T/Run or fight?
loadcard This or That?/T/A girl or a boy?
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/%r%rIf you cheat on me, what do you think I'll do?%r%r ("%rA Kill you%r%rB Get angry & get over it%r%rC Threesome!")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/%r%rIf I cheat on you, what does that mean?%r%r ("%rA You need variation%r%rB I'm awful in bed%r%rC Threesome!")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/%r%rMy friends%r%r ("%rA Are your friends%r%rB Are your friends if you like them%r%rC You don't really have to meet them")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/Would you forgive me if I cheat on you? ("%rA Yes%r%rB Maybe%r%rC No")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/ ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC")
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loadcard Multiple Choice/T/%r%rWhat do you do in your free time?%r%r ("%rA Hang out with friends%r%rB Work out%r%rC Go shopping")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/%r%rWhat did you do last weekend?%r%r ("%rA I went out%r%rB I just came back from my vacation%r%rC I surfed")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/%r%rWhat do you go for first?%r%r ("%rA Chest%r%rB Butt%r%rC Hair")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/%r%rAfter sex%r%r ("%rA You like to talk%r%rB You massage me%r%rC You sing a song for me")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/%r%rWhat do you do on the internet?%r%r ("%rA Talk to friends%r%rB Downloading... music?%r%rC Nothing! I'm innocent!")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/%r%rWhat did you do today?%r%r ("%rA Stalk you%r%rB Buy dirty magazines%r%rC Use the internet")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/%r%rWhat are you doing tomorrow?%r%r ("%rA I don't know yet%r%rB Take a walk in a forest%r%rC You")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/%r%rWhat are you thinking about now?%r%r ("%rA You%r%rB Surfing%r%rC The environment")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/%rHow often do you go out on dates?%r%r ("%rA Only when I meet someone special%r%rB I usually date several people at the same time%r%rC Now and then")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/%r%rWhat do you put on your sandwiches?%r%r ("%rA Salmon%r%rB Cheese%r%rC Salad")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/%r%rWhat kind of music do you like?%r%r ("%rA Djumbo%r%rB Avril Lavigne%r%rC Slow stuff")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/%r%r%rHow much sex is right for you?%r%r ("%rA All day%r%rB A few times a day%r%rC Hey! I like foreplay too!")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/%r%rWhat do you like to do the most?%r%r ("%rA Talk%r%rB Sex%r%rC Dream")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/%r%rWhat's the most important to you?%r%r ("%rA Friends%r%rB Pets%r%rC Lovers")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/What do you want out of life? ("%rA Get rich and famous%r%rB Romance%r%rC Build something valuable")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/How creative are you? ("%rA Very creative!%r%rB I have my moments%r%rC I'm better at other things")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/How many kids do you want? ("%rA 0%r%rB 1 - 2%r%rC 3 +")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/What time do you get up in the morning? ("%rA 7 sharp%r%rB 9%r%rC 11")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/What's the best cup size? ("%rA A%r%rB B%r%rC C%r%rD Bigger!")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/Do you believe in love at first sight? ("%rA Yes%r%rB Yes, but it doesn't happen to most people%r%rC No")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/What do you do if you like a someone? ("%rA You let everything happen naturally%r%rB You start talking%r%rC You ask others about her / him")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/What's your best feature? ("%rA Your personality%r%rB Your looks%r%rC Your intelligence")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/What do you want to know about me? ("%rA What my life is like%r%rB What I like to do%r%rC What I'm thinking about now")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/What do you usually do at midnight? ("%rA I don't want to tell you, it's a secret%r%rB Sleep%r%rC Have a lot of fun")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/How do you kiss? ("%rA Tongue%r%rB No tongue%r%rC I kiss everything")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/Your best friend is... ("%rA A woman%r%rB A man%r%rC An animal (woman/man?)")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/When do you go to bed? ("%rA When I'm done having fun%r%rB It depends on when I have to get up%r%rC I'm already in bed most of the time")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/Which of these would you never eat? ("%rA Spiders%r%rB Ants%r%rC Squid")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/ ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC")
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loadcard Multiple Choice/T/%r%rWhat are we going to do next weekend?%r%r ("%rA Go on a tropical vacation%r%rB Surfing%r%rC Make all kinds of sandwiches")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/%r%rIf we are dating for 2 years, we would...%r%r ("%rA Get married%r%rB Start making babies%r%rC Not necessarily commit")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/%rIf someone messes up my hair, you%r%r ("%rA Fix it%r%rB Kick the person who messed it up%r%rC Leave it the way it is for variation")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/%r%rIf I'm hospitalized%r%r ("%rA You stay with me until I'm better%r%rB You also take care of other stuff%r%rC You hurt yourself so we can share a room")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/%r%rIf my friends are fighting with your friends%r%r ("%rA You stay neutral%r%rB You kick my friends%r%rC You kick your own friends")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/If I'm in a house that's on fire with 10 others, who would you save?%r%r ("%rA You!%r%rB The 10 others%r%rC I wouldn't safe anyone and stay safe myself. Don't you want me to be safe?")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/%r%rIf I get arrested%r%r ("%rA You take the blame%r%rB You bail me out%r%rC You investigate")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/%r%rCheating%r%r ("%rA Only counts if you get caught%r%rB Is bad%r%rC Happens")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/%r%rWhich hair colour is best?%r%r ("%rA Blonde%r%rB Brunette%r%rC Black hair")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/%r%rKissing is...%r%r ("%rA Foreplay%r%rB Showing affection%r%rC Let me show you!")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/%r%rIf I were a twin%r%r ("%rA You could easily tell us apart%r%rB Of course not! That's impossible!%r%rC You would date both of us")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/Where are we going to on vacation? ("%rA Paris%r%rB A deserted island%r%rC A romantic cruise")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/If you find out I lied to you, what would you do? ("%rA Say you know I lied and talk about it%r%rB Pretend it didn't happen%r%rC See where it goes and make a decision later")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/If we're doing it, and I accidentally scream someone else's name, what does it mean? ("%rA I'm good in bed%r%rB I'm bad in bed%r%rC I got distracted")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/If I ask you for a threesome, what would you say? ("%rA No!%r%rB I'll consider it%r%rC Yes!")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/If we were going to a deserted island, what would you take with you? ("%rA Protection against animals%r%rB Protection against me!%r%rC Music")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/If a plane is crashing, and there's only 1 parachute left... ("%rA you try to fly the plane%r%rB we share the parachute%r%rC you give it to me")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/What part of me do you like the best? ("%rA The upper part%r%rB The middle part%r%rC The lower part")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/What are you thinking about now? ("%rA Baby animals%r%rB What you're going to have for breakfast%r%rC Me")
loadcard Multiple Choice/T/ ("%rA %r%rB %r%rC")
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loadcard Open Question/T/What's the last thing you've done with your hands?
loadcard Open Question/T/Do you have any addictions?
loadcard Open Question/T/What's the first thing you do every day?
loadcard Open Question/T/What name would you give our first baby girl?
loadcard Open Question/T/What name would you give our first baby boy?
loadcard Open Question/T/Why are you single?
loadcard Open Question/T/What would you be doing now if you weren't here?
loadcard Open Question/T/(Smile at the competitors and keep looking. Ask this question to the first one that starts smiling.)%r%r[insert really good question here]
loadcard Open Question/T/What's your opinion on blondes?
loadcard Open Question/T/What's your opinion on brunettes?
loadcard Open Question/T/What's the most romantic thing you've ever done?
loadcard Open Question/T/What's the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for you?
loadcard Open Question/T/What was your last conversation about?
loadcard Open Question/T/What's the last thing you've downloaded?
loadcard Open Question/T/What's your favorite colour?
loadcard Open Question/T/What colour are my eyes?
loadcard Open Question/T/Why did you break up with your previous lover?
loadcard Open Question/T/What do you do if you like someone?
loadcard Open Question/T/Do you have any special skills?
loadcard Open Question/T/What's the last thing you've bought?
loadcard Open Question/T/What's the most expensive thing you've ever broken?%r%rHint: you can break your heart too!
loadcard Open Question/T/How often do you curse?
loadcard Open Question/T/Why did you choose to wear that shirt today?
loadcard Open Question/T/What's the most interesting item you have with you?
loadcard Open Question/T/What one thing would you take with you on our first date?
loadcard Open Question/T/How many dates have you been on?
loadcard Open Question/T/How many people have you kissed with?
loadcard Open Question/T/In how many positions have you had sex?
loadcard Open Question/T/What's my favorite colour?
loadcard Open Question/T/What number am I thinking of? (1 - 7)
loadcard Open Question/T/What cup size do I have?/What size is my...?
loadcard Open Question/T/What do I make you think off?
loadcard Open Question/T/Who has the most best friends?
loadcard Open Question/T/What word best describes me? Why?
loadcard Open Question/T/Who has traveled to the most exotic place?
loadcard Open Question/T/Who speak the most languages?
loadcard Open Question/T/Who's the eco-friendliest? Explain.
loadcard Open Question/T/Who has the most interesting life?
loadcard Open Question/T/How did you last make someone happy?
loadcard Open Question/T/What's the most important thing you've learned?
loadcard Activity!/T/Show me in what position you last had sex... not on me!
loadcard Activity!/T/Sing for me!
loadcard Activity!/T/Say something nice about your competitors.
loadcard Activity!/T/Who of you is the funniest? (Say this to whoever says they're the funniest:) Make me laugh in 1 minute.
loadcard Activity!/T/Who of you is the strongest?
loadcard Activity!/T/Who has the sexiest belly?
loadcard Activity!/T/Who has the most tattoos? Show me!
loadcard Activity!/T/Who has the biggest scar? See?
loadcard Activity!/T/Who has the biggest biceps?
loadcard Activity!/T/Arm wrestle each other!
loadcard Activity!/T/Show me in what position you make babies!
loadcard Activity!/T/Who can do the split the furthest?
loadcard Activity!/T/Who's the best dancer?
loadcard Activity!/T/Who has the prettiest handwriting?
loadcard Activity!/T/Who can make the craziest face?
loadcard Activity!/T/Say something to me in a foreign language.
loadcard Activity!/T/Who can touch their toes the most?
loadcard Activity!/T/Who has dated the prettiest person? I need proof!%r%rIf they have proof, it proofs they're not over the person yet!
loadcard Activity!/T/Who knows the most creative sexual position?
loadcard Activity!/T/Who can draw me the best?
loadcard Activity!/T/Who has the cleanest shoes?
loadcard Activity!/T/Who can jump the highest?
loadcard Activity!/T/Who has the biggest/tallest...?
loadcard Activity!/T/Who can massage the best?
loadcard Activity!/T/Who has the tallest tongue?
loadcard Activity!/T/(Smile at the competitors and keep looking. Ask this question to the first one that starts smiling.)%r%r[insert really good question here]
loadcard Activity!/T/Who can run the fastest?
loadcard Activity!/T/Who has the biggest hands?
loadcard Activity!/T/How do you greet a good friend?
loadcard Activity!/T/What position do you sleep in?
loadcard Activity!/T/Who knows the most difficult word?
loadcard 1 Opener & Story/T/If your score = 'opening score' – 2, you lose this card.%r%rYou automatically lose this card when your score is less than 3.%r%r ("%rI'm not sure. You could be the second most attractive girl here.")
loadcard 1 Opener & Story/T/If your score = 'opening score' – 2, you lose this card.%r%rYou automatically lose this card when your score is less than 3.%r%r ("%rSo... well.. do you think I'm cute?")
loadcard 1 Opener & Story/T/If your score = 'opening score' – 2, you lose this card.%r%rYou automatically lose this card when your score is less than 3.%r%r ("%rYou have something in your hair.")
loadcard 1 Opener & Story/T/If your score = 'opening score' – 2, you lose this card.%r%rYou automatically lose this card when your score is less than 3.%r%r ("%rYou're so beautiful, but something's wrong with you.")
loadcard 1 Opener & Story/T/If your score = 'opening score' – 2, you lose this card.%r%rYou automatically lose this card when your score is less than 3.%r%r ("%rThis amazing thing happened to me yesterday! I have to tell you!")
loadcard 1 Opener & Story/T/If your score = 'opening score' – 2, you lose this card.%r%rYou automatically lose this card when your score is less than 3.%r%r ("%rDo you think blondes have more fun?")
loadcard 1 Opener & Story/T/If your score = 'opening score' – 2, you lose this card.%r%rYou automatically lose this card when your score is less than 3.%r%r ("%rDo you think dumb people have more fun?")
loadcard 1 Opener & Story/T/If your score = 'opening score' – 2, you lose this card.%r%rYou automatically lose this card when your score is less than 3.%r%r ("%rI painted my ceiling today. It's pink.")
loadcard 2 Intimacy/T/You need the 1-card to play this. If your score becomes 'intimacy score – 1', lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 5. ("%rI like your eyes too!")
loadcard 2 Intimacy/T/You need the 1-card to play this. If your score becomes 'intimacy score – 1', lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 5. ("%rMy ex used to make me do things.")
loadcard 2 Intimacy/T/You need the 1-card to play this. If your score becomes 'intimacy score – 1', lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 5. ("%rI feel good around you.")
loadcard 2 Intimacy/T/You need the 1-card to play this. If your score becomes 'intimacy score – 1', lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 5. ("%rYes, that's what I want out of life too!")
loadcard 2 Intimacy/T/You need the 1-card to play this. If your score becomes 'intimacy score – 1', lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 5. ("%rWe think the same way.")
loadcard 2 Intimacy/T/You need the 1-card to play this. If your score becomes 'intimacy score – 3', lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 5. ("%rI'm glad I've met you. Aren't you?")
loadcard 2 Intimacy/T/You need the 1-card to play this. If your score becomes 'intimacy score – 2', lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 5. ("%rI... like you.")
loadcard 3 Seduce/T/You need the 1-card and 2-card to play this. If your score = 'seduction score' – 1, lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 7. ("%rLet's go to my place. You know...")
loadcard 3 Seduce/T/You need the 1-card and 2-card to play this. If your score = 'seduction score' – 1, lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 7. ("%rHair stroke - "Doesn't that feel nice."")
loadcard 3 Seduce/T/You need the 1-card and 2-card to play this. If your score = 'seduction score' – 1, lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 7. ("%rKisses - "You want more?"")
loadcard 3 Seduce/T/You need the 1-card and 2-card to play this. If your score = 'seduction score' – 1, lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 7. ("%rI know what you want!")
loadcard 3 Seduce/T/You need the 1-card and 2-card to play this. If your score = 'seduction score' – 1, lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 7. ("%rHey you")
loadcard 3 Seduce/T/You need the 1-card and 2-card to play this. If your score = 'seduction score' – 1, lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 7. ("%rWhat do you want for breakfast?")
loadcard 3 Seduce/T/You need the 1-card and 2-card to play this. If your score = 'seduction score' – 1, lose this card. You automatically lose this card when your score is less than 7. ("%rI think we've talked enough.")
loadcard SCORE !/T/Play this when you have 10+ points. Whisper something in the Date's ear, if she/he likes it you win! If the date doesn't like it, lose your 3-card, put your 2-card back in your hand, and lose 2 points! ("%rCheck out what I'm going to say.")
loadcard SCORE !/T/Play this when you have 10+ points. Whisper something in the Date's ear, if she/he likes it you win! If the date doesn't like it, lose your 3-card, put your 2-card back in your hand, and lose 2 points! ("%rI'm really going to - SCORE !")
loadcard SCORE !/T/Play this when you have 10+ points. Whisper something in the Date's ear, if she/he likes it you win! If the date doesn't like it, lose your 3-card, put your 2-card back in your hand, and lose 2 points! ("%rI know what to do now!")
loadcard SCORE !/T/Play this when you have 10+ points. Whisper something in the Date's ear, if she/he likes it you win! If the date doesn't like it, lose your 3-card, put your 2-card back in your hand, and lose 2 points! ("%rEhm... what do I say now?")
loadcard SCORE !/T/Play this when you have 10+ points. Whisper something in the Date's ear, if she/he likes it you win! If the date doesn't like it, lose your 3-card, put your 2-card back in your hand, and lose 2 points! ("%rHappy time!")
loadcard Maybe/T/%r%r%r%r%rAlways the right answer!
loadcard Maybe/T/%r%r%r%r%rAlways the right answer!
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loadcard Maybe/T/%r%r%r%r%rAlways the right answer!
loadcard Maybe/T/%r%r%r%r%rAlways the right answer!
loadcard Maybe/T/%r%r%r%r%rAlways the right answer!
loadcard Challenge/T/%r%r%rHave you even ever had a lover? ("%r")
loadcard Challenge/T/%r%r%rI saw you on TV. Aren't you a terrorist? ("%r")
loadcard Challenge/T/%r%r%rDidn't I see you pay for sex? $5? ("%r")
loadcard Challenge/T/%r%r%rDo you like [your own idea]? ("%r")
loadcard Challenge/T/%r%r%r"Come here" is what you usually say to someone first, isn't it? ("%r")
loadcard Challenge/T/%r%r%rYou smell odd. Do you have an STD? ("%r")
loadcard Challenge/T/%r%r%rAre you still a virgin? ("%r")
loadcard Challenge/T/%r%r%rDid you just look at her/his chest? ("%r")
loadcard Challenge/T/%r%r%rAre you gay? ("%r")
loadcard Challenge/T/%r%r%rIs there a restraining order against you? ("%r")
loadcard Good looks/T/%r%r%rYou can't lose points for 2 rounds.%r%r ("%r I'm so lucky!")
loadcard Eye contact/T/%r%r%rFor the next 2 rounds, you gain double points and lose half points. ("%r An easy trick")
loadcard Touch/T/%r%r%rYour score is + 5 for the next 2 rounds. After this you get – 4.%r%r ("%r She likes")
loadcard Smile/T/%r%r%rYou don't have to answer Q's for the next 2 rounds if you don't want to. ("%r Who thought body language could work out so well?")
loadcard Kiss/T/%r%r%rKiss the Date for real. If she likes it, score + 3, if not score – 3. ("%r Mmmmmmm")
loadcard Everybody likes me/T/%r%r%rYou score 2 points.%r%r%r ("%r I'm such a nice person")
loadcard Talkative/T/%r%r%rYou talk a lot, not giving your competitors a chance to say anything. They get – 2. ("%r Forget them. Think about me.")
loadcard Ex/T/%r%rA Player's ex shows up and tells the date she/he is terrible in bed. The target Player gets – 3. ("%r I didn't feel anything!")
loadcard Smack in the Face/T/%rNot being able to stand your competitor for a second longer, you hit her/him in the face. Luckily your Date didn't see it. Competitor - 1 ("%r Haha!")
loadcard White Rose/T/%r%r%rGain 3 points. After 2 rounds, the White Rose fades and you lose 3 points.%r%r ("%r Just don't tell her you stole it from someone's garden")
loadcard Confidence/T/%r%r%rThe Most Beautiful Woman in the World asks you 2 questions next time.%r%r ("%rI know just what to say.")
loadcard Word Play/T/%r%r%rYou can't lose points at your next question.%r%r ("%rNice find")
loadcard Taking Credit/T/%r%r%rNext time someone scores, you get the points instead.%r%r ("%rHehehehe")
loadcard Fake Injury/T/%r%r%rYou pretend a competitor hit you, who gets - 2.%r%r ("%rWhy did you do that? Why?")
loadcard Lies/T/%r%r%rYou say your cat has broken her paw, and get + 3.%r%r ("%rAwww")
loadcard Stretch/T/%r%r%rYou stretch out, showing your great body.%r%r ("%rAaaah! I needed that!")
loadcard Fake Call/T/%r%r%rYou pretend some celebrity is calling you and get + 2.%r%r ("%rA party tonight and everyone's going to be there? I have better things to do.")
loadcard XL/T/%r%r%rYou take out your phone to pretend to check for messages and drop out your XL protection. Other players get - 1.%r%r ("%rWant to see?")
loadcard Squeezy/T/%r%r%rYou secretly twist a competitor's arm, so she/he can't answer her/his next question.%r%r ("%rDon't talk or else...")
loadcard What? What?/T/%r%r%rYou pretend not to hear your question, so you get a new one.%r%r ("%rWhat? What?")
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@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Seducer deck into the Dvorak Engine.