To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
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loadcard Headquarters (Start)/T/Indestructible. <BR>Action: Put a token on this card. You are a Supervillain now. <BR>Action: Remove all tokens from this card. You are an M now.
loadcard Headquarters (Start)/T/Indestructible. <BR>Action: Put a token on this card. You are a Supervillain now. <BR>Action: Remove all tokens from this card. You are an M now.
loadcard Charlie's Angels (Good)/T/Action and Thing: If you control at least 3 girls, eliminate a Supervillain.
loadcard You Lost At Black Jack (Good)/A/Target opponent discards her hand.
loadcard But I've got more chicks than you! (Good)/T/Action and Thing: If you control more girls than a Supervillain, eliminate him/her.
loadcard No sex scenes, please (Good)/A/Destroy all girls.
loadcard Jumping off the airplane at 3,000 ft. (Good)/A/Search the draw pile for a good card and take it in your hand.
loadcard Heroes can't die (Good)/A/Return a good thing from the discard pile to play under your control.
loadcard Swiss Safety Gadget Belt (Good)/T/Your things can't be destroyed. You can't change your status to Supervillain.
loadcard Stirred, not shaken (Good)/A/Copy a thing in play and put it under your control.
loadcard 3 per movie (Good)/A/If you control more girls than your opponent, generate a girl.
loadcard Mr. Charming (Good)/T/Action and Thing: Eliminate a Supervillain with at least 3 girls. ("The good guys should get the girls!")
loadcard Aston Martin Vanquish (Good)/A/Gain control of a girl.
loadcard I kick your balls! (Good)/T/Ms may take 2 actions per turn.
loadcard Casino Royale (Good)/T/Thing: Erase a thing's text till the beginning of your next turn.
loadcard Driving too fast (Good)/A/Thing: Target player discards a card.
loadcard Surveillance (Good)/A/Target player can't change status during his/her next turn.
loadcard Yacht (Good)/T/Action: Put two tokens on this card. Generate a girl. <BR>Action: Remove a token from this card.<BR> As long as there are tokens on this card, you cannot change your status.
loadcard Doomsday Machine (Evil)/T/Action: Put a token on this card. <BR>If there are 3 or more tokens on this card, eliminate an M.
loadcard Change Sides (Evil)/A/Change an opponent's status to M or Supervillain.
loadcard Kalashnikov (Evil)/A/Destroy target thing.
loadcard Hefner's Cloning Machine (Evil)/T/Thing and Action: If you control at least one girl, generate a girl. Destroy a thing you control.
loadcard Giant Laser (Evil)/T/Action: Destroy a girl you control to destroy target thing.
loadcard Seriously, did you ever have a girl? (Evil)/T/Action and Thing: Eliminate an M with no girls in play.
loadcard This guy just never dies (Evil)/A/Return an evil card from the discard pile to your hand.
loadcard Russian Tank (Evil)/A/Destroy a non-girl thing.
loadcard Moonbase (Evil)/T/Ms play with their hands revealed.
loadcard World-Destroying Satellite (Evil)/T/Action: If you control at least 3 girls, destroy a non-girl thing.
loadcard Mind-Controlling Satellite (Evil)/T/Action: Look at an M's hand, pick a card and play it for him/her. You make any decisions for it.
loadcard Sabotage (Evil)/T/Play this during the opponent's turn to counter an action or action ability. The action has no effect. If it was an action card, it goes to the discard pile.
loadcard Evil Bitch With Kalashnikov (Evil)/T/Destroy this to take an extra action.
loadcard Microchip in the Head (Evil)/T/Everytime somebody changes status, he/she has to destroy a thing he/she controls (if it is possible).
loadcard Nuclear Bomb (Evil)/A/Destroy all non-girl things.
loadcard Time Glasses (Evil)/A/Take three cards from the draw pile. Discard two, put one on top of the draw pile.
loadcard Swedish Massage Expert (Girl)/T/
loadcard Portuguese Language Teacher (Girl)/T/
loadcard Girl with French Accent (Girl)/T/
loadcard Russian Nuclear Scientist (Girl)/T/
loadcard American Nuclear Scientist (Girl)/T/
loadcard Japanese Kung-Fu Mistress (Girl)/T/
loadcard The Evil Guy's Wife (Girl)/T/
loadcard The girl you left three years ago without... (Girl)/T/...saying goodbye, but who still fancies you for unknown reasons.
@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Secret Agents Deck into the Dvorak Engine.