To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
cleardeck loadcard Bunsen Burner/T/ loadcard Beaker of Cold Water/T/ loadcard Beaker of Boiling Water/T/You may only play Beaker of Boiling Water if you control Bunsen Burner and Beaker of Cold Water. When this card comes into play, destroy Beaker of Cold Water. loadcard Clumsiness/A/Destroy a Thing. loadcard Cloud of Steam/T/You may only play Cloud of Steam if Beaker of Boiling Water is in play. loadcard Opening a Window/A/Destroy all Gases. loadcard Throw Magnesium Powder/A/If another player controls Bunsen Burner, you may remove a random card from their hand. loadcard Coke/T/Coke, mm, lovely caffeine. loadcard Jar of Potassium/T/If you control this, you can destroy any non-gas cards which contain Water. loadcard Light the Gas Tap/A/Remove a random card from each player's hand. loadcard Acid Trip/A/Replace any Thing in play belonging to an opponent with a Thing from your hand. loadcard Depression/T/Any player who destroys eight or more Things in a single turn, while this card is in play, wins the game. loadcard Bunsen Burner/T/ loadcard Goggles/T/If an Action with the word 'Throw' in its name picks you as its target, ignore its effects. loadcard Sink Plunger/A/Retrieve the top card from the discard pile, into your hand. loadcard Teacher's Attention/T/The player who controls this card has a fifty percent chance of not drawing a card when he is supposed to. loadcard Throw Chalk/A/A chosen player discards a card of their choice. loadcard Throw Paper Aeroplane/A/A chosen player discards a card at random, then draws a card. loadcard Beaker of Cold Water/T/ loadcard Someone's Eye Out/T/This card can only be played in the same turn as a card with 'Throw' in its title. This card is then controlled by a player chosen by the one whose turn it is. The controller of this card must toss a coin 'heads' in order to draw a card. loadcard Visit to Matron/A/Destroy any Injury Things you control. loadcard Look! A Distraction!/A/Gain control of a Thing. loadcard Nasty Scalds/T/This card can only be played by a player who controls some Boiling liquid. A chosen victim controls this card. The controller of this card may not play any Things into their own possession. loadcard Visit to the Equipment Cupboard/A/Draw three cards. loadcard Lunchbreak/A/Destroy all Things. Shuffle the discard pile back into the draw pile. loadcard Attentive Headmaster/T/If Attentive Headmaster is in play, and a gas is destroyed by Opening a Window, the player who Opens the Window wins. loadcard Gas Leak/T/If any Bunsen Burners are in play, destroy all things. loadcard Lab Rat/T/ loadcard Scalpel/T/ loadcard Gruesome Biology Textbook/T/If a Player controls the Lab Rat and a Scalpel, they win the game. loadcard Scalpel/T/ loadcard Stop Hogging The Equipment/T/When 'Stop Hogging The Equipment' is in play, players must discard cards until they have 6 or less in their and. loadcard But I Need It/T/The player controlling this card may have two more cards in their hand than they otherwise could. loadcard Miniature Steam Engine/T/If you control Steam, you win the game. loadcard Who Did That? Show Me Your Hands/A/Every player must discard cards until they have two or less in their hand. loadcard Revision/A/Each player may return a card from the discard pile to their hand (starting with yourself). @emit [name(%#)] pastes the School Chemistry Lesson deck into the Dvorak Engine.