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For further information, read this page.Name Set ImageFile Type CornerValue Text FlavorText Creator Tissue Ninja saris_alliances thing_mdash_good Thing — Good +2 Action: Discard a card and draw two. Tissue Ninja saris_alliances thing_mdash_good Thing — Good +2 Action: Discard a card and draw two. Tissue Ninja saris_alliances thing_mdash_good Thing — Good +2 Action: Discard a card and draw two. Tissue Ninja saris_alliances thing_mdash_good Thing — Good +2 Action: Discard a card and draw two. Tissue Ninja saris_alliances thing_mdash_good Thing — Good +2 Action: Discard a card and draw two. Toilet-Paper Ninja saris_alliances thing_mdash_evil Thing — Evil +2 Action: Discard a card. A chosen Opponent discards two. Toilet-Paper Ninja saris_alliances thing_mdash_evil Thing — Evil +2 Action: Discard a card. A chosen Opponent discards two. Toilet-Paper Ninja saris_alliances thing_mdash_evil Thing — Evil +2 Action: Discard a card. A chosen Opponent discards two. Toilet-Paper Ninja saris_alliances thing_mdash_evil Thing — Evil +2 Action: Discard a card. A chosen Opponent discards two. Toilet-Paper Ninja saris_alliances thing_mdash_evil Thing — Evil +2 Action: Discard a card. A chosen Opponent discards two. Pirate saris_alliances thing_mdash_neutral Thing — Neutral +1 Not compatible with any Ninjas. Action: Discard a card and destroy a Ninja. Pirate saris_alliances thing_mdash_neutral Thing — Neutral +1 Not compatible with any Ninjas. Action: Discard a card and destroy a Ninja. Pirate saris_alliances thing_mdash_neutral Thing — Neutral +1 Not compatible with any Ninjas. Action: Discard a card and destroy a Ninja. Pirate saris_alliances thing_mdash_neutral Thing — Neutral +1 Not compatible with any Ninjas. Action: Discard a card and destroy a Ninja. Pirate saris_alliances thing_mdash_neutral Thing — Neutral +1 Not compatible with any Ninjas. Action: Discard a card and destroy a Ninja. Badass Pirate Ship saris_alliances thing_equipment Thing-Equipment +4 Discard your hand when you play this card. Triples the Power of any Pirates you control, and doubles the power of any other Pirates in play. Random Catgirl saris_alliances thing_mdash_neutral Thing — Neutral +2 Whenever a Logical Argument is played, this card is destroyed. Action: Look at a chosen Opponent's hand and take one of their cards. Random Catgirl saris_alliances thing_mdash_neutral Thing — Neutral +2 Whenever a Logical Argument is played, this card is destroyed. Action: Look at a chosen Opponent's hand and take one of their cards. Random Catgirl saris_alliances thing_mdash_neutral Thing — Neutral +2 Whenever a Logical Argument is played, this card is destroyed. Action: Look at a chosen Opponent's hand and take one of their cards. Random Catgirl saris_alliances thing_mdash_neutral Thing — Neutral +2 Whenever a Logical Argument is played, this card is destroyed. Action: Look at a chosen Opponent's hand and take one of their cards. Random Catgirl saris_alliances thing_mdash_neutral Thing — Neutral +2 Whenever a Logical Argument is played, this card is destroyed. Action: Look at a chosen Opponent's hand and take one of their cards. The Hatogram saris_alliances thing_mdash_good Thing — Good +1 A Holographic Hat. Action: Look at an Opponent's hand. Giant Spider saris_alliances thing_mdash_evil Thing — Evil +1 Action: A chosen Opponent discards a card at random. Mana Generator saris_alliances thing_equipment Thing-Equipment +4 This only has Power if you have a Wizard in play. Demon of Burned Toast saris_alliances thing_mdash_evil Thing — Evil +4 This card can only be played if you control Nomi. Action: Draw a card. Inaction Man saris_alliances thing_mdash_neutral Thing — Neutral +7 "Inaction man, the greatest weirdo of them all!" Your Things may not perform Actions while you control Inaction Man. The Eagle saris_alliances thing_mdash_neutral Thing — Neutral +2 "Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's . . . The Eagle!" "Wait . . . Doesn't that mean it IS a bird?" Cat-a-pult saris_alliances thing_equipment Thing-Equipment +2 Action: Destroy one of your Random Catgirls and up to two of a chosen Opponent's Things. Snot-Powered Doomsday Device saris_alliances thing_equipment Thing-Equipment +1 You must control at least three Tissue Ninjas to play this card. Action: Win the game. Toilet-Blocking Machine of Doom saris_alliances thing_equipment Thing-Equipment +1 You must control at least three Toilet-Paper Ninjas to play this card. Action: Win the game. Ninja-Pirate Alliance saris_alliances thing_neutral Thing-Neutral +2 Pirates and Ninjas are now compatible. Penguin Army saris_alliances thing_mdash_good Thing — Good +4 Not compatible with Polar Bear Army or The Eagle. Polar Bear Army saris_alliances thing_mdash_neutral Thing — Neutral +3 Not compatible with Penguin Army. Cerberus saris_alliances thing_mdash_evil Thing — Evil +4 Not compatible with Random Catgirls. Heffalump saris_alliances thing_mdash_evil Thing — Evil +2 Not compatible with Woozles. Woozle saris_alliances thing_mdash_evil Thing — Evil +2 Not compatible with Heffalumps. Spongebob saris_alliances thing_mdash_good Thing — Good +2 Not compatible with Squidward. Squidward saris_alliances thing_mdash_good Thing — Good +2 Not compatible with Spongebob. Apple-Blasting Bazooka saris_alliances equipment Equipment +2 Play onto a Thing. When that Thing is destroyed, destroy this card. Action: A chosen Opponent discards two cards or (If this is played onto Achi) their entire hand. Achi saris_alliances thing_neutral_wizard Thing-Neutral Wizard -2 You may play two Things each turn. While Achi is in play, Logical Arguments can only target Random Catgirls. Nomi saris_alliances thing_evil_wizard Thing-Evil Wizard +5 When you control both Nomi and Achi, discard a card at the end of each turn. Saris saris_alliances thing_good_wizard Thing-Good Wizard +5 This card is compatible with Nomi. When you control both Saris and Achi, draw a card at the end of each turn. Malu Minion saris_alliances thing_good_wizard Thing-Good Wizard +3 If this card and Solizaki Minion are ever in play at the same time, they are both destroyed. While this card is in play, Saris is treated as Evil. Action: Destroy an Evil Thing. Solizaki Minion saris_alliances thing_evil_wizard Thing-Evil Wizard +3 If this card and Malu Minion are ever in play at the same time, they are both destroyed. While this card is in play, Nomi is treated as Good. Action: Destroy a Good Thing. Friends and Allies saris_alliances action Action If you control Achi, Nomi and Saris, you win the game. Randomness prevails saris_alliances action Action If you control Achi, you have at least 10 Power, and you control at least one Random Catgirl, you win the game. Logical Argument saris_alliances action Action Destroy a Thing or piece of Equipment. Logical Argument saris_alliances action Action Destroy a Thing or piece of Equipment. Logical Argument saris_alliances action Action Destroy a Thing or piece of Equipment. Logical Argument saris_alliances action Action Destroy a Thing or piece of Equipment. Grenade! saris_alliances action Action Discard your hand. Destroy any Thing, Equipment or Wizard. Grenade! saris_alliances action Action Discard your hand. Destroy any Thing, Equipment or Wizard. Grenade! saris_alliances action Action Discard your hand. Destroy any Thing, Equipment or Wizard. Old rivalries saris_alliances action Action Destroy any two Things that aren't compatible for non-Alignment reasons. Old rivalries saris_alliances action Action Destroy any two Things that aren't compatible for non-Alignment reasons. I have candy! saris_alliances action Action Gain control of Achi. I have candy! saris_alliances action Action Gain control of Achi. Necromancery saris_alliances action Action You must control an Evil wizard to play this card. Place a Thing from the discard pile under your control. Healing spell saris_alliances action Action You must control a Good wizard to play this card. Place a Thing from the discard pile under your control. N1nj4s 0wn saris_alliances action Action Everyone draws as many cards as they have Ninjas under their control. Heist saris_alliances action Action You must control at least two Evil Things to play this card. Draw three cards. Support of the Authorities saris_alliances action Action You must control at least two Good Things to play this card. Draw three cards. Doomsday saris_alliances action Action If the Evil Things in play have more total Power than the Good Things, destroy all Good Things. Purification saris_alliances action Action If the Good Things in play have more total Power than the Evil Things, destroy all Evil Things. Generation saris_alliances action Action Draw a third as many cards as you have Power Points (rounding down). Flying Spaghetti Monsterism saris_alliances action Action Draw as many cards as you have Pirates. If you control three Pirates and a Badass Pirate Ship, win the game. Nullification saris_alliances action Action Destroy one of your Things, and any other Thing. That's broken! saris_alliances action Action Destroy a piece of Equipment and draw two cards.