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Pink Elephant Thing Place this under another player's control. For as long as this is in play, the player with this card under their control may only play cards that destroy this. Are you sure he didn't mess with my drink? Card : Pongo	Mortarboard Thing Your maximum hand size is increased by two. How academic! Card : Pongo	Bill Pk Action Draw two cards. Card : gill_smoke
Katamari Thing Action: Of the Things other than Katamari, choose the physically smallest and put it face-down under Katamari. (You cannot choose abstract concepts.) When Katamari leaves play, all cards under it go to the discard pile. Card : Kevan	Time Walk 1U Action Take an extra turn after this one. Card : Kevan	Terrorist Activity Action Destroy any one thing, and force it's owner to discard a card at random. Card : Tyrethali
Mine, Mine, All Mine Action Take control of a Thing. Card : Zarba	Is That A Full Deck In Your Pocket Thing If you have this card in play at the beginning of your turn, and you hold more cards in your hand than all the other players, you win. Card : Zarba	Historic Preservation Society Action Put any card in the discard pile into your hand. Card : Tyrethali

Pseudozen Enlightenment Thing If you control no other things, and have no cards in your hand, and this card is destroyed, you win. Card : Tyrethali	I Am One With The Universe Action Until the end of the turn, you have control of all Things in play. You may use another Action this turn. Card : Zarba	Low Ceiling Thing Everyone's maximum hand size is reduced to three. Card : Kevan
Organized Graverobbing Action You may play any number of cards during your next turn. Card : -	The Magic Roundabout Action All Players give their hand to the Player on their left. Card : Sandy	Parallel Universe Action Play an extra Action, but "reverse" its effects as best you can. (If one other Player agrees, it's okay.) Card : Kevan
King Arthur's Return Action Take a card from the discard pile and put it into your hand. Card : Sandy	Military Coup Action Take all cards from a Player's hand, then give them back three cards. Card : Sandy	Horoscopes Action Reveal and deal a card for each Player, starting with yourself. Card : Kevan

Orbital Mind Control Laser Action Look at an Opponent's hand. Force them to play a card from it, immediately. Card : Kevan	Drunkenness Thing Play onto an opponent. They can only play cards at random, but may play any two cards per turn. Destroy this if their hand ever becomes empty. Card : Kevan	Electromagnet Thing Action: Put a Thing onto the top of the draw pile. Card : Kevan
Stop! Thing Players may not draw cards. Destroy this card when someone's hand is empty. Card : Kevan	Frenzy Thing Any number of Actions may be played each turn. Card : Kevan	Windfall Action Pick a number. Each Player, starting with the one to your left, draws that many cards. Card : Kevan
Predetermination Action Rearrange the draw pile into any order. Card : Kevan	My Arse Action Discard this card from your hand to prevent an Action from having any effect. Card : Kevan	Rum +4 Thing If Rum is destroyed, you may say "But why is the rum gone?" If you do, draw a card. Card : ChippyYYZ

Encore Action This card is a copy of the last action played. (Note that "Action:" abilities are actions.) Card : ChippyYYZ	Pilferers For Hire -2 Thing Action: Take control of a thing. At then end of your turn, give this card to the next player. Card : ChippyYYZ	Huge Cyst Thing Attach to a living thing. Target cannot play action abilities. Card : gill_smoke
Nuclear bomb Action If there are no things in play you win the game else remove all cards in play all players draw or discard to 5 cards. Card : gill_smoke	The Green Door Thing When this comes into play, secretly choose a letter from "ETAOIN SHRDLU". If an opponent plays a card without that letter in its title, it has no effect and is returned to their hand. Card : Kevan	Yellow Brick Road Thing You may skip your turn to put a Brick token into play. If you control ten Brick tokens, you win the game. Card : Kevan
Portable Hole P0 Thing Place any number of your things onto Portable Hole, pass Portable Hole to another player who then destroys Portable Hole and gains control of passed things. Card : gill_smoke	Plunder 7P Action Move a card from the discard pile to your hand. Card : Bucky	Pulverize 8P Action Destroy target Thing. Put it on the bottom of the draw pile rather than the discard pile. Card : Bucky

Pass 9P Action Draw a card and end your turn. Card : Bucky	Alone in the Dark Thing At the start of each player's turn, that player chooses a Thing they control. Until the start of their next turn, other Things they control (including any that come into play during that turn) are removed from play. Card : Kevan	Angry Dan D4 Thing Person When "Angry Dan" comes into play all opponets dicard thier hands There are three Dans at my work guess which one am I Card : gill_smoke
Psycho Dan D4 Thing Person Discard a card to play. Action: Target discards a card at random. There are three Dans at my work guess which one am I Card : gill_smoke	Downer Dan D4 Thing Discard your hand to play. At the end of your turn discard all cards, at the begining of your turn draw 3 cards. There are three Dans at my work guess which one am I Card : gill_smoke	Fries With That Thing Whenever a non-token Thing comes into play, its controller may also put a Fries token into play. Card : Kevan
The Rich List Thing Play only if there are fewer than ten tokens in play. If a player has more than fifty tokens, they win. Card : Kevan	Snowed In 1Q Thing When you play this, gain 5 Snow Tokens. If there are no Snow Tokens in play, destroy Snowed In. If a player would draw a card, they destroy a Snow Token instead if possible. Card : Bucky	Witch Hunt 2Q Thing Whenever a player draws a card, they must destroy one of their Things if possible. Card : Bucky

Query Action Look at target opponent's hand. Card : Binarius	Veil of Secrecy Thing When this card is destroyed, turn any face-down cards under it face-up and put them under your control. Thing: Discard one card to play a Thing face-down under Veil of Secrecy. Action: Destroy Veil of Secrecy. Card : Binarius	Purchase 5P Action Take control of target Thing. Its former controller gains 3 Money tokens. Card : Bucky
Pawn shop P12 Thing Thing: Destroy any number of your non living things, create a money token for each destroyed Thing.Action: Destroy a money token create a copy of a non living thing in play. Card : gill_smoke	Brainwash 2V Action Gain control of target Thing until the end of your next turn. You may take an extra Action this turn. Card : Bucky	Cannibalize 3V Action Destroy target Thing. Its controller draws three cards. Card : Bucky
Chopping Block Thing Play into target opponent's control. If anyone would be eliminated, you are eliminated instead. Card : Binarius	A Night in a Desecrated Church Action Every living thing in play is replaced with a vampire or with a zombie token, with you deciding each time. Card : Zt	Buried Alive! Thing You may play this under an opponent's control. You cannot play living things. Card : Zt

Wisdom of the Elders 99 Thing All Things in play when Wisdom of the Elders comes into play have Age 100. Each Thing played has an Age one less than the last Thing played, minimum Age zero. When rules on two cards are in conflict, the card with greater Age controls. In *my* day... Card : Goldenboots	That's So Last Week 1 Thing All Things in play when That's So Last Week comes into play have Newness 0. Each Thing played has Newness one more than the last Thing played, maximum Newness 100. When rules on two cards are in conflict, the card with greater Newness controls. The olden days? Earlier this morning! Card : Goldenboots	Photon Thing Counts as an energy token Action: create energy token Thing: Create energy token Card : gill_smoke
Magic Frame Thing Action: Destroy a non-token Thing and replace it with a Sketch token, or destroy a Sketch token and replace it with a Thing from the discard pile. Card : Kevan	Doomed Action Pick a Thing and a player. That player may immediately play an Action or Action ability they control; if the chosen Thing is still in play afterwards, the player must discard their hand. Card : Kevan	Gravedigger Thing Whenever a Thing is destroyed, draw a card. Card : Kevan
Paper Cuts Action Each player puts one Finger token into play, for each card in their hand. Card : Kevan	Greater Necromancy 8V Action Return up to two living Things in the discard pile to play under your control. Card : Bucky	Midget Joke 9V Action The player with the fewest cards in their hand skips their next turn. The Midget's Rights groups around here aren't big enough to do anything about it. Card : Bucky

Atomize Action Destroy a thing and replace it with three Particle Tokens. Card : ChippyYYZ	Not right now, I'm on the computer! Action End your turn immediatly. Until your turn, none of your cards may be affected by any other players cards effects. You can still be affected by your own cards side effects, however. Card : NARF	Helpful Spirit Thing Action: Play any card from the discard pile, and give control of Helpful Spirit to the player on your left. Card : jtwe
Attack Pattern Alpha 3B Action Destroy a Thing. Play this only if you control three or more non-Token Things. Card : Bucky	BubCo Industries Thing If you control at least 10 things with flavor text attributed to Bub you win. Action: Attribute any unclaimed Flavor text text to Bub. Action: Add the following flavor text to any card in play without flavor text "It's your lie, tell it how you want." -Bub Card : gill_smoke	Drama Queen Thing Whenever you play a card with flavor text you create a drama token. once between your turns you may destroy one drama token you control to prevent one action. Card : gill_smoke
The best ex in the world 4L Thing Person If one of you Living things would go into the discard pile you may discard a card to return it to your hand instead. Card : gill_smoke	Twisted Buss Work F3 Thing Attach to an inanimate thing whenever it performs an action either create an energy token or destroy an energy token and create a heat token "That machine's so hot I'm afraid my shadow's going to get toasted" -R.B Card : gill_smoke	Barrel of Dangerous Chemicals Thing When this Thing is destroyed, two of your other Things are destroyed as well. Action: Discard a card from your hand and give control of this Thing to another player. Card : Corrigan

Mummy Wizard Thing Action: Look through the draw pile and play the first Action card that you find. Then shuffle the pile. Action: Destroy two Things, one of which must belong to you. Card : Corrigan	Impulsive Outburst 0c Action Draw a card and immediately play it if possible. If it was an Action, return this card to your hand. Card : Bucky	Ghost Pirate 7x Thing Every player destroys a Thing he controls (other than this one) or discards a Thing from his hand at the end of his turn. If a player cannot, he is eliminated and Ghost Pirate is destroyed. Ghost Pirate cannot be destroyed in any other way. Card : Corrigan
Skeleton Pirate 5x Thing This card may not be removed from the discard pile. Action: Roll a 6-sided die and destroy a Thing on a roll of 4 or lower. The defensive effects of living Things are ignored. Card : Corrigan	Pirate Lookout 1x Thing When this card comes into play, choose one player. That player must play with his hand revealed to all other players. Card : Corrigan	Void Shields Thing If your hand is empty, Things you control cannot be destroyed. Card : Kevan (adapted from Star Quest deck)
Secret plans Action Draw two cards. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	"Use the force Luke." Action View an opponent's hand. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Wookie Rage Action Destroy a thing. www.dvorakgame.co.uk

Jedi Wisdom Action Draw three cards. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	"Don't underestimate the power of the Force." Action Dig through the draw pile for a card, and put it into your hand. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	"That's no moon. It's a space station." Action Destroy a thing. www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Do or do not...there is no try." Action Draw a card. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Darth Vader Thing Action: Destroy a thing. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Luke Skywalker Thing Action: Destroy a thing or draw a card. www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Bionic Eyepatch Thing Action: View a chosen opponent's hand. Card : Kevan	Graviton Anchor Thing Whenever you'd draw a card, you may play an extra action card instead. Card : Zarba	Plasma Barrage Action Destroy one enemy Thing. Card : Amigo

Hydroponics Dome Thing Action: Draw a card. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	1-up Mushroom Action Discard your hand and draw enough new cards to reach your hand size limit. Card : MagiMaster	Mushroom House Action Shuffle the discard pile into the deck. Then, draw three cards and discard two. Pick a box. Its contents will help you on your way. Card : MagiMaster
Triple Jump Action You may perform three more actions. Card : CashCrazed	Coins Thing Roll a die and place that many counters on this card. If there are no counters on this card, destroy it. Action: Remove a counter to draw a card. Card : CashCrazed	Brick Block Thing If one of your Things is about to be destroyed, you may destroy this Thing in its place. Card : CashCrazed
Vanish Cap Thing While this card is in play, you cannot destroy any Thing. If someone makes you discard a card, you must destroy this card instead. When this card is destroyed, you may shuffle it back into the deck. Card : BM	Eldstar Thing Action: You may draw 1 extra card on your next turn. Card : BM	Magikoopa Thing Reduce all other players' maximum hand size by one. Card : MagiMaster

Bob-omb Enemy Action: Destroy this card. Target player must discard three cards. Card : MagiMaster

Pizza and Soda Action Draw two cards. You may play one extra card of any type this turn. Card : Tyrethali

Dimensional Rift Action Destroy any number of Things you control. Put an equal number of Things into play from your hand. www.dvorakgame.co.uk

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