Dvorak Export: Random Lackey Deck
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Name Set ImageFile Type CornerValue Text FlavorText Creator
Pink Elephant random_lackey thing Thing Place this under another player's control. For as long as this is in play, the player with this card under their control may only play cards that destroy this. Are you sure he didn't mess with my drink? Pongo
Mortarboard random_lackey thing Thing Your maximum hand size is increased by two. How academic! Pongo
Bill random_lackey action Action Pk Draw two cards. gill_smoke
Katamari random_lackey thing Thing Action: Of the Things other than Katamari, choose the physically smallest and put it face-down under Katamari. (You cannot choose abstract concepts.) When Katamari leaves play, all cards under it go to the discard pile. Kevan
Time Walk random_lackey action Action 1U Take an extra turn after this one. Kevan
Terrorist Activity random_lackey action Action Destroy any one thing, and force it's owner to discard a card at random. Tyrethali
Mine, Mine, All Mine random_lackey action Action Take control of a Thing. Zarba
Is That A Full Deck In Your Pocket random_lackey thing Thing If you have this card in play at the beginning of your turn, and you hold more cards in your hand than all the other players, you win. Zarba
Historic Preservation Society random_lackey action Action Put any card in the discard pile into your hand. Tyrethali
Pseudozen Enlightenment random_lackey thing Thing If you control no other things, and have no cards in your hand, and this card is destroyed, you win. Tyrethali
I Am One With The Universe random_lackey action Action Until the end of the turn, you have control of all Things in play. You may use another Action this turn. Zarba
Low Ceiling random_lackey thing Thing Everyone's maximum hand size is reduced to three. Kevan
Organized Graverobbing random_lackey action Action You may play any number of cards during your next turn. -
The Magic Roundabout random_lackey action Action All Players give their hand to the Player on their left. Sandy
Parallel Universe random_lackey action Action Play an extra Action, but "reverse" its effects as best you can. (If one other Player agrees, it's okay.) Kevan
King Arthur's Return random_lackey action Action Take a card from the discard pile and put it into your hand. Sandy
Military Coup random_lackey action Action Take all cards from a Player's hand, then give them back three cards. Sandy
Horoscopes random_lackey action Action Reveal and deal a card for each Player, starting with yourself. Kevan
Orbital Mind Control Laser random_lackey action Action Look at an Opponent's hand. Force them to play a card from it, immediately. Kevan
Drunkenness random_lackey thing Thing Play onto an opponent. They can only play cards at random, but may play any two cards per turn. Destroy this if their hand ever becomes empty. Kevan
Electromagnet random_lackey thing Thing Action: Put a Thing onto the top of the draw pile. Kevan
Stop! random_lackey thing Thing Players may not draw cards. Destroy this card when someone's hand is empty. Kevan
Frenzy random_lackey thing Thing Any number of Actions may be played each turn. Kevan
Windfall random_lackey action Action Pick a number. Each Player, starting with the one to your left, draws that many cards. Kevan
Predetermination random_lackey action Action Rearrange the draw pile into any order. Kevan
My Arse random_lackey action Action Discard this card from your hand to prevent an Action from having any effect. Kevan
Rum random_lackey thing Thing +4 If Rum is destroyed, you may say "But why is the rum gone?" If you do, draw a card. ChippyYYZ
Encore random_lackey action Action This card is a copy of the last action played. (Note that "Action:" abilities are actions.) ChippyYYZ
Pilferers For Hire random_lackey thing Thing -2 Action: Take control of a thing. At then end of your turn, give this card to the next player. ChippyYYZ
Huge Cyst random_lackey thing Thing Attach to a living thing. Target cannot play action abilities. gill_smoke
Nuclear bomb random_lackey action Action If there are no things in play you win the game else remove all cards in play all players draw or discard to 5 cards. gill_smoke
The Green Door random_lackey thing Thing When this comes into play, secretly choose a letter from "ETAOIN SHRDLU". If an opponent plays a card without that letter in its title, it has no effect and is returned to their hand. Kevan
Yellow Brick Road random_lackey thing Thing You may skip your turn to put a Brick token into play. If you control ten Brick tokens, you win the game. Kevan
Portable Hole random_lackey thing Thing P0 Place any number of your things onto Portable Hole, pass Portable Hole to another player who then destroys Portable Hole and gains control of passed things. gill_smoke
Plunder random_lackey action Action 7P Move a card from the discard pile to your hand. Bucky
Pulverize random_lackey action Action 8P Destroy target Thing. Put it on the bottom of the draw pile rather than the discard pile. Bucky
Pass random_lackey action Action 9P Draw a card and end your turn. Bucky
Alone in the Dark random_lackey thing Thing At the start of each player's turn, that player chooses a Thing they control. Until the start of their next turn, other Things they control (including any that come into play during that turn) are removed from play. Kevan
Angry Dan random_lackey thing_person Thing Person D4 When "Angry Dan" comes into play all opponets dicard thier hands There are three Dans at my work guess which one am I gill_smoke
Psycho Dan random_lackey thing_person Thing Person D4 Discard a card to play. Action: Target discards a card at random. There are three Dans at my work guess which one am I gill_smoke
Downer Dan random_lackey thing Thing D4 Discard your hand to play. At the end of your turn discard all cards, at the begining of your turn draw 3 cards. There are three Dans at my work guess which one am I gill_smoke
Fries With That random_lackey thing Thing Whenever a non-token Thing comes into play, its controller may also put a Fries token into play. Kevan
The Rich List random_lackey thing Thing Play only if there are fewer than ten tokens in play. If a player has more than fifty tokens, they win. Kevan
Snowed In random_lackey thing Thing 1Q When you play this, gain 5 Snow Tokens. If there are no Snow Tokens in play, destroy Snowed In. If a player would draw a card, they destroy a Snow Token instead if possible. Bucky
Witch Hunt random_lackey thing Thing 2Q Whenever a player draws a card, they must destroy one of their Things if possible. Bucky
Query random_lackey action Action Look at target opponent's hand. Binarius
Veil of Secrecy random_lackey thing Thing When this card is destroyed, turn any face-down cards under it face-up and put them under your control. Thing: Discard one card to play a Thing face-down under Veil of Secrecy. Action: Destroy Veil of Secrecy. Binarius
Purchase random_lackey action Action 5P Take control of target Thing. Its former controller gains 3 Money tokens. Bucky
Pawn shop random_lackey thing Thing P12 Thing: Destroy any number of your non living things, create a money token for each destroyed Thing.Action: Destroy a money token create a copy of a non living thing in play. gill_smoke
Brainwash random_lackey action Action 2V Gain control of target Thing until the end of your next turn. You may take an extra Action this turn. Bucky
Cannibalize random_lackey action Action 3V Destroy target Thing. Its controller draws three cards. Bucky
Chopping Block random_lackey thing Thing Play into target opponent's control. If anyone would be eliminated, you are eliminated instead. Binarius
A Night in a Desecrated Church random_lackey action Action Every living thing in play is replaced with a vampire or with a zombie token, with you deciding each time. Zt
Buried Alive! random_lackey thing Thing You may play this under an opponent's control. You cannot play living things. Zt
Wisdom of the Elders random_lackey thing Thing 99 All Things in play when Wisdom of the Elders comes into play have Age 100. Each Thing played has an Age one less than the last Thing played, minimum Age zero. When rules on two cards are in conflict, the card with greater Age controls. In *my* day... Goldenboots
That's So Last Week random_lackey thing Thing 1 All Things in play when That's So Last Week comes into play have Newness 0. Each Thing played has Newness one more than the last Thing played, maximum Newness 100. When rules on two cards are in conflict, the card with greater Newness controls. The olden days? Earlier this morning! Goldenboots
Photon random_lackey thing Thing Counts as an energy token Action: create energy token Thing: Create energy token gill_smoke
Magic Frame random_lackey thing Thing Action: Destroy a non-token Thing and replace it with a Sketch token, or destroy a Sketch token and replace it with a Thing from the discard pile. Kevan
Doomed random_lackey action Action Pick a Thing and a player. That player may immediately play an Action or Action ability they control; if the chosen Thing is still in play afterwards, the player must discard their hand. Kevan
Gravedigger random_lackey thing Thing Whenever a Thing is destroyed, draw a card. Kevan
Paper Cuts random_lackey action Action Each player puts one Finger token into play, for each card in their hand. Kevan
Greater Necromancy random_lackey action Action 8V Return up to two living Things in the discard pile to play under your control. Bucky
Midget Joke random_lackey action Action 9V The player with the fewest cards in their hand skips their next turn. The Midget's Rights groups around here aren't big enough to do anything about it. Bucky
Atomize random_lackey action Action Destroy a thing and replace it with three Particle Tokens. ChippyYYZ
Not right now, I'm on the computer! random_lackey action Action End your turn immediatly. Until your turn, none of your cards may be affected by any other players cards effects. You can still be affected by your own cards side effects, however. NARF
Helpful Spirit random_lackey thing Thing Action: Play any card from the discard pile, and give control of Helpful Spirit to the player on your left. jtwe
Attack Pattern Alpha random_lackey action Action 3B Destroy a Thing. Play this only if you control three or more non-Token Things. Bucky
BubCo Industries random_lackey thing Thing If you control at least 10 things with flavor text attributed to Bub you win. Action: Attribute any unclaimed Flavor text text to Bub. Action: Add the following flavor text to any card in play without flavor text "It's your lie, tell it how you want." -Bub gill_smoke
Drama Queen random_lackey thing Thing Whenever you play a card with flavor text you create a drama token. once between your turns you may destroy one drama token you control to prevent one action. gill_smoke
The best ex in the world random_lackey thing_person Thing Person 4L If one of you Living things would go into the discard pile you may discard a card to return it to your hand instead. gill_smoke
Twisted Buss Work random_lackey thing Thing F3 Attach to an inanimate thing whenever it performs an action either create an energy token or destroy an energy token and create a heat token "That machine's so hot I'm afraid my shadow's going to get toasted" -R.B gill_smoke
Barrel of Dangerous Chemicals random_lackey thing Thing When this Thing is destroyed, two of your other Things are destroyed as well. Action: Discard a card from your hand and give control of this Thing to another player. Corrigan
Mummy Wizard random_lackey thing Thing Action: Look through the draw pile and play the first Action card that you find. Then shuffle the pile. Action: Destroy two Things, one of which must belong to you. Corrigan
Impulsive Outburst random_lackey action Action 0c Draw a card and immediately play it if possible. If it was an Action, return this card to your hand. Bucky
Ghost Pirate random_lackey thing Thing 7x Every player destroys a Thing he controls (other than this one) or discards a Thing from his hand at the end of his turn. If a player cannot, he is eliminated and Ghost Pirate is destroyed. Ghost Pirate cannot be destroyed in any other way. Corrigan
Skeleton Pirate random_lackey thing Thing 5x This card may not be removed from the discard pile. Action: Roll a 6-sided die and destroy a Thing on a roll of 4 or lower. The defensive effects of living Things are ignored. Corrigan
Pirate Lookout random_lackey thing Thing 1x When this card comes into play, choose one player. That player must play with his hand revealed to all other players. Corrigan
Void Shields random_lackey thing Thing If your hand is empty, Things you control cannot be destroyed. Kevan (adapted from Star Quest deck)
Secret plans random_lackey action Action Draw two cards.
"Use the force Luke." random_lackey action Action View an opponent's hand.
Wookie Rage random_lackey action Action Destroy a thing.
Jedi Wisdom random_lackey action Action Draw three cards.
"Don't underestimate the power of the Force." random_lackey action Action Dig through the draw pile for a card, and put it into your hand.
"That's no moon. It's a space station." random_lackey action Action Destroy a thing.
Do or do not...there is no try." random_lackey action Action Draw a card.
Darth Vader random_lackey thing Thing Action: Destroy a thing.
Luke Skywalker random_lackey thing Thing Action: Destroy a thing or draw a card.
Bionic Eyepatch random_lackey thing Thing Action: View a chosen opponent's hand. Kevan
Graviton Anchor random_lackey thing Thing Whenever you'd draw a card, you may play an extra action card instead. Zarba
Plasma Barrage random_lackey action Action Destroy one enemy Thing. Amigo
Hydroponics Dome random_lackey thing Thing Action: Draw a card.
1-up Mushroom random_lackey action Action Discard your hand and draw enough new cards to reach your hand size limit. MagiMaster
Mushroom House random_lackey action Action Shuffle the discard pile into the deck. Then, draw three cards and discard two. Pick a box. Its contents will help you on your way. MagiMaster
Triple Jump random_lackey action Action You may perform three more actions. CashCrazed
Coins random_lackey thing Thing Roll a die and place that many counters on this card. If there are no counters on this card, destroy it. Action: Remove a counter to draw a card. CashCrazed
Brick Block random_lackey thing Thing If one of your Things is about to be destroyed, you may destroy this Thing in its place. CashCrazed
Vanish Cap random_lackey thing Thing While this card is in play, you cannot destroy any Thing. If someone makes you discard a card, you must destroy this card instead. When this card is destroyed, you may shuffle it back into the deck. BM
Eldstar random_lackey thing Thing Action: You may draw 1 extra card on your next turn. BM
Magikoopa random_lackey thing Thing Reduce all other players' maximum hand size by one. MagiMaster
Bob-omb random_lackey enemy Enemy Action: Destroy this card. Target player must discard three cards. MagiMaster
Pizza and Soda random_lackey action Action Draw two cards. You may play one extra card of any type this turn. Tyrethali
Dimensional Rift random_lackey action Action Destroy any number of Things you control. Put an equal number of Things into play from your hand.
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