Dvorak Export: Pure Pwnage CCG card set

Jeremy - teh_pwnerer Thing - Legendary Minion Skill - RTS, FPS, MMO, CON, ARC Jeremy and all other Minions under your control have +2 to RTS rolls. Action: Discard a card; Destroy target non-Legendary Minion with Skill - RTS. Card : MaxX Unlimited	Kyle Thing - Legendary Minion Counts as a n00b. All n00bs under your control have +1 to all rolls. Action: Discard a card; Look at the top 3 cards of target player's draw pile. Rearrange them in any order you wish. Card : MaxX Unlimited	Doug - fps_doug Thing - Legendary Minion Skill - FPS, ARC, CON, RTS Doug and all other Minions under your control have +2 to FPS rolls. Action: Discard a card; Destroy target non-Legendary Minion with Skill - FPS. Card : MaxX Unlimited
teh_masterer Thing - Legendary Minion Skill - ARC, CON, FPS, RTS, MMO All Minions under your control have +1 to rolls. Action: Discard a card; All Minions under your control gain +1 to rolls until end of turn. Card : MaxX Unlimited	Anastasia - Taji Thing - Legendary Minion Skill - MMO, CON, ARC Anastasia and all other Minions under your control have +2 to MMO rolls. Action: Discard a card; Destroy target non-Legendary Minion with Skill - MMO. Card : MaxX Unlimited	Dawei - Dave Thing - Legendary Minion Skill - CON, ARC, RTS Dawei and all other Minions under your control have +2 to CON rolls. Action: Discard a card; Destroy target non-Legendary Minion with Skill - CON. Card : MaxX Unlimited
n00b Thing - Minion n00b has -2 to all rolls. Action: Nothing happens. Card : Bucky	Beginner's Luck Action This card may be played any time a n00b is involved in a Challenge Action, even during an opponent's turn. That n00b automatically wins the challenge unless it rolls a 1. Card : Bucky	Über Micro Action Choose one of the following: Draw three cards; destroy target Thing; or take another turn after this one. Card : MaxX Unlimited

h0t chix Thing - Minion Skill - CON h0t chix has -1 to CON rolls, -2 to all other rolls. Action: Jeremy gains -5 to rolls until end of turn. "Do you play games?" "I have a Nintendo..." Card : tessaloba	BOOM Headshot! Action Destroy target non-Legendary Minion. Card : MaxX Unlimited	Frag Doll Thing - Minion Skill - FPS, CON Frag Doll has +1 to FPS and CON rolls. If defeated in a Challenge by a male Minion, but not destroyed, Frag Doll suffers from an emotional crisis which negates her bonuses. Action: HAWTNESS: All male Minions gain -1 to FPS and CON rolls until end of turn. Card : tessaloba
Rush Zergenstein Thing - Minion Skill - RTS -2 to MMO rolls. Rush Zergenstein enters play with +5 to RTS rolls. For every turn this card is in play, this bonus decreases by 1 to a minimum of -2. "z0mg more tanks!!11" Card : tessaloba	haxx0r Thing - Minion Skill - MMO, FPS Action: Look at a random card from an opponent's hand. Card : Bucky	Generic Minion A Thing - Minion Skill - RTS, MMO Card : Bucky
Generic Minion B Thing - Minion Skill - RTS, CON Card : Bucky	Generic Minion C Thing - Minion Skill - MMO, ARC Card : Bucky	Generic Minion D Thing - Minion Skill - ARC, CON Card : Bucky

Generic Minion E Thing - Minion Skill - ARC, FPS Card : Bucky	Generic Minion X Thing - Minion When you play Generic Minion X, choose a skill. Generic Minion X has that skill until it next leaves play. Card : Bucky	Meat Shield Action Play during a Challenge involving the MMO or FPS skills before any dice are rolled. Destroy any number of n00bs you control. Your Minions gain +1 to all rolls for the remainder of the Challenge for each n00b destroyed in this manner. Card : Bucky
*pwn* Action Destroy any n00b except Kyle. This card may be played at any time. Card : Bucky	Respawn Action Move one non-Legendary Minion from your Discard Pile to your hand. Card : Bucky	Spawn Point Thing Whenever a Minion in play is destroyed, it moves to its controller's hand instead of the discard pile. Card : Bucky
Gamer's Angst Action This card may be played any time a Legendary Minion is involved in a Challenge Action, even during an opponent's turn. A Legendary Minion of your choice (already involved in the challenge) automatically loses the challenge unless it rolls a 6, not counting any bonuses or penalties. "So much pain in the world, Kyle." Card : SnowCarve	FPS Server Host Thing As server host, your increased ping gives +1 to all your FPS rolls. Card : SnowCarve	Powerleveler Thing Attach this card to any MMO-capable minion. That minion has +1 to all MMO rolls. Card : SnowCarve

Uberzoom Thing Attach this card to any FPS-capable minion. That minion has +1 to all FPS rolls. Card : SnowCarve	teh_masterer's Warning Action Deny an opponents challenge. Roll a die. Discard a minion of your choice if you rolled a 2 or less. Your challenger discards a minion of his choice if you rolled a 3 or more. Card : SnowCarve	Spawn Camped Action If the opponent's card would have respawned as a minion without the FPS skill, deny that opponent's respawn. Card : SnowCarve
Game Over Action Play only if you have at least 10 Minions and no other player has any. You win the game. Comment:Is this too powerful? Card : Bucky	Name Pending Action Play only if you have 6 Legendary Minions. You win the game. Card : Bucky	Internet Forum Thing Action:Put up to 3 n00bs (besides Kyle) from your discard pile or hand into play. TODO: find appropriate quote Card : Bucky
Knives Make You Run Faster! Thing As long as you control Doug, you may play an additional Action on your turn. Card : Corrigan	So Many Goons! Action Until end of turn, your opponents' MMO or RTS rolls get -3. Card : Corrigan	x_Tr0ll0rz_x Thing - Legendary Minion Skill - MMO, FPS, CON Whenever x_Tr0ll0rz_x defeats a defending player's Minion in a challenge, put a Shame counter on another Minion that player controls. Each Minion's rolls get -1 for each Shame counter on it. When x_Tr0ll0rz_x is defeated, remove all Shame counters from the game. gtfo n00b ur nerfin us all Card : Corrigan

Server Error Action Target Minion can't participate in a challenge this turn. Card : Corrigan	Jerky Thing Destroy Jerky: Target Minion gets +2 to his/her next roll this turn. Card : Corrigan	Billy Joel Thing - Legendary Minion Skill - ARC, CON, FPS Billy Joel gets +2 to ARC rolls and +1 to CON rolls. Other Minions you control get +1 to ARC rolls. Billy Joel gets +3 to ARC rolls instead if the other Minion is a n00b. Card : Corrigan
Lucky Bandana Thing Jeremy gets +1 to all rolls. When Jeremy loses a challenge, destroy Lucky Bandana Card : Corrigan	WOWBOI3000 Thing - Minion Skill - MMO, RTS Counts as a n00b. When WOWBOI 3000 wins an MMO challenge, you must use him to make an RTS challenge on your next turn. WOWBOI3000 gets +1 to MMO rolls and -1 to RTS rolls. Card : Corrigan	October Thing - Legendary Minion Skill - MMO, CON October gets +1 to MMO rolls for each MMO-capable non-n00b Minion you control (including herself). Action: Discard a card; defending Minions lose MMO roll bonuses until end of turn. I can't let my guild down. Card : Corrigan
I Owned Music Action Target non-n00b Minion wins the CON challenge he/she is currently participating in. Card : Corrigan	Urine Bottle Thing Minions you control can't lose MMO, RTS or CON challenges. At the beginning of your turn, destroy Urine Bottle. That's pathetic. Card : Corrigan	Fun Is for Casuals Thing Whenever a Legendary Minion is defeated, it is destroyed. Whenever a n00b is defeated, the player who defeated the n00b draws a card. "You probably don't know this, Kyle, but winning at tournaments is pretty fun." Card : Corrigan

i pwn n00bs Action Play at any time. n00bs can't win challenges this turn unless both minions in the challenge are n00bs. Card : Corrigan

s00pern00b Thing - Minion Skill - MMO, RTS, CON Counts as a n00b Whenever a n00b you control is defeated, the player who defeated it discards two cards. Card : Corrigan

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