Dvorak Export: Pseudozen Revolution deck


Instructions

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Imperial Robes
Thing
New cards are accepted or rejected at your whim. You may not propose cards.
Card : Kevan
Terrorist Activity
Action
Destroy any one thing, and force it's owner to discard a card at random.
Card : Tyrethali
Mine, Mine, All Mine
Action
Take control of a Thing.
Card : Zarba
Bribe
Action
Target player may look at your hand and take any one card from it. They may not reject your next proposed card this turn.
Card : Tyrethali
Lost in Translation
Action
Change a single word to a different word, on any card you can see. Choose a card in the discard pile. Change a single word on it to a different word.
Card : Kevan
Is That A Full Deck In Your Pocket
Thing
If you have this card in play at the beginning of your turn, and you hold more cards in your hand than all the other players, you win.
Card : Zarba
Research Assistants
Thing
Once per turn, you may draw a card, then discard a card at random.
Card : Tyrethali
First Up Against The Wall
Action
Destroy the alphabetically-earliest Thing.
Card : Kevan
Historic Preservation Society
Action
Put any card in the discard pile into your hand.
Card : Tyrethali
Whack-A-Mole
Thing
Every person playing a card or more must discard a card from their hand.
Card : Zarba
Cameo
Action
Make a copy of a card from an existing Dvorak deck and shuffle it into the draw pile.
Card : Tyrethali
Pseudozen Enlightenment
Thing
If you control no other things, and have no cards in your hand, and this card is destroyed, you win.
Card : Tyrethali
Clockwork Mouse
Thing
Action: Give control of Clockwork Mouse to a random opponent.
Card : Kevan
I Am One With The Universe
Action
Until the end of the turn, you have control of all Things in play. You may use another Action this turn.
Card : Zarba
Pink Flamingos
Thing
When Pink Flamingos come into play, draw three cards, then discard a card at random.
Card : Tyrethali
Incoming!
Action
Play all cards in your hand.
Card : Zarba
More Equal than Others
Thing
Your proposed cards are approved unless at least two players reject them.
Card : Tyrethali
Low Ceiling
Thing
Everyone's maximum hand size is reduced to three.
Card : Kevan
Revolution Nine
Action
If a player gets nine six nine cards on his hand, he wins the game.
Card : Zarba
Creative Muse
Action
Propose five cards. For each one that is approved, draw a card. For each one that is rejected, the rejecting player must discard a card at random.
Card : Tyrethali
Alliance
Thing
Nominate a Player when you play this. He may not play Actions that target you, and vice versa.
Card : Kevan
Censorship
Thing
Name a word. Any player who says that word must discard a card at random.
Card : Tyrethali
There's Room For One More
Action
Do not discard down to hand size at the end of this turn.
Card : Zarba
Mouse
Thing
When you draw this card, you must put it straight into play (if this card is revealed from your hand, or seen leaving it, you lose the game). If any Contraption makes a Noise, destroy the Mouse at the end of the turn.
Card : -
Vicious Card Abuse
Action
Kevan wins the game, fiendishly.
Card : Kevan
Organized Graverobbing
Action
You may play any number of cards during your next turn.
Card : -
Ahem
Action
Tyrethali may make any changes to the gamestate he may desire.
Card : Tyrethali
Cheap Plastic Trophy
Thing
Kevan wins the game.
Card : Kevan
Cheap Plastic Trophy
Thing
Kevan wins the game.
Card : Kevan
Cheap Plastic Trophy
Thing
Kevan wins the game.
Card : Kevan

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