To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
cleardeck loadcard Blackmail/A/Target player cannot complete a movie this turn loadcard Trip to Denmark/A/Change target Actor’s gender loadcard Plastic Surgery Disaster/A/target Actor value is now 0 loadcard Anal Warts/A/target Actor value is now 0 loadcard Better Offer/A/Steal an Actor from another player loadcard I Got Coke/A/Draw three cards, retain any Actors, discard others loadcard Crystal Meth/A/Play all your cards in hand but lose next turn loadcard 12 Step Program/A/Remove target actor from game loadcard Born Again/A/Remove target actor from game loadcard Pregnancy/A/Remove target female actor from game loadcard Prostatitis/A/Remove target male Actor from game loadcard Sequel/A/Add up to one Location and one Gimmick to a completed Movie loadcard HIV Scare/A/No Movies can be completed until it’s the playing player’s turn again loadcard Whoops…sorry/A/Discard male Actor loadcard Aunt Flo/A/Discard female Actor loadcard No Film In Camera/A/Target player’s Movie cannot be completed this turn loadcard Dead Batteries/A/Target player’s Movie cannot be completed this turn loadcard I’m Not Doing That/A/Target player must discard one Gimmick from hand loadcard I’m Not Doing That/A/Target player must discard one Gimmick from hand loadcard It’s Been Done/A/Target player must discard one Gimmick from hand loadcard It’s Been Done/A/Target player must discard one Gimmick from hand loadcard You Gotta Permit to Film Here?/A/Target player must discard one Location from hand loadcard Equipment Van Broke Down/A/Target player must discard one Location from hand loadcard Clip Show/A/+1 to value of completed Movie loadcard Anthologized/A/+1 to value of completed Movie loadcard Good Review in Adult Video Monthly/A/+2 to value of completed Movie loadcard Double Team/T/+1 to value of completed Movie loadcard Orgy/T/+1 to value of completed Movie loadcard Gang Bang/T/+1 to value of completed Movie loadcard Screamer/T/+1 to value of completed Movie loadcard Squealer/T/+1 to value of completed Movie loadcard Strip Tease/T/+1 to value of completed Movie loadcard Grinding/T/+1 to value of completed Movie loadcard Tattoos/T/+1 to value of completed Movie loadcard Body Piercing/T/+1 to value of completed Movie loadcard Hot & Sweaty/T/+1 to value of completed Movie loadcard Talk Dirty/T/+1 to value of completed Movie loadcard Lingerie/T/+1 to value of completed Movie loadcard Rough Sex/T/+1 to value of completed Movie loadcard Facial/T/+1 to value of completed Movie loadcard Hot Wax/T/+1 to value of completed Movie loadcard Feather/T/+1 to value of completed Movie loadcard Ice Cube/T/+1 to value of completed Movie loadcard Quality Script/T/+1 to value of completed Movie loadcard Better Music/T/+1 to value of completed Movie loadcard Convincing Acting/T/+1 to value of completed Movie loadcard Spanking/T/+1 to value of completed Movie loadcard Suspension/T/+2 to value of completed Movie loadcard Caning/T/+2 to value of completed Movie loadcard Hand Cuffs/T/+2 to value of completed Movie loadcard Tongue Bath/T/+2 to value of completed Movie loadcard Multiple Orgasm/T/+2 to value of completed Movie loadcard Pearl Necklace/T/+2 to value of completed Movie loadcard Strap-on/T/+2 to value of completed Movie, need at least one female Actor loadcard Shaved/T/+2 to value of completed Movie loadcard Really Big Tits/T/+2 to value of completed Movie, need at least one female Actor loadcard Stupendous Wang/T/+2 to value of completed Movie, need at least one male Actor (and no, that’s not his Star Wars name, either…) loadcard Unnatural Endurance/T/+2 to value of completed Movie, need at least one male Actor loadcard Blindfolded/T/+2 to value of completed Movie loadcard Bite Marks/T/+2 to value of completed Movie loadcard Contortionist/T/+2 to value of completed Movie loadcard Copy Room/T/+1 to value of completed Movie loadcard Dorm Room/T/+1 to value of completed Movie loadcard On the Beach/T/+1 to value of completed Movie loadcard Backseat of a Car/T/+1 to value of completed Movie loadcard Waterbed/T/+1 to value of completed Movie loadcard Bathroom/T/+1 to value of completed Movie loadcard Party/T/+1 to value of completed Movie loadcard Shower Stall/T/+1 to value of completed Movie loadcard Hot Tub/T/+1 to value of completed Movie loadcard Camping/T/+1 to value of completed Movie loadcard Club/T/+1 to value of completed Movie loadcard Office/T/+1 to value of completed Movie loadcard Parents’ House/T/+2 to value of completed Movie loadcard Moving Vehicle/T/+2 to value of completed Movie loadcard Rooftop/T/+2 to value of completed Movie loadcard In Public/T/+2 to value of completed Movie loadcard Back Yard/T/+2 to value of completed Movie loadcard Nymphomaniac/A/Female loadcard Trailer Park Hottie/A/Female loadcard Twins of Pleasure/A/Female, counts as two Actors loadcard Blonde Bombshell/A/Female loadcard Party Girl/A/Female loadcard Virgin/A/Female (virgin between her toes, that is...) loadcard Hippie Chick/A/Female loadcard Girl Next Door/A/Female loadcard Natural Redhead/A/Female loadcard Cheerleader/A/Female loadcard Exchange Student/A/Female loadcard Coed/A/Female loadcard Second Cousin/A/Female loadcard MILF/A/Female loadcard Secretary/A/Female loadcard Doom Cookie With Daddy Issues/A/Female loadcard Twins of Pleasure/A/Male. Counts as two Actors. loadcard Tall, Dark and Gruesome/A/Male loadcard Hedgehog/A/Male loadcard Construction Worker/A/Male loadcard Twinkie/A/Male loadcard Cop/A/Male loadcard Pizza Delivery Boy/A/Male loadcard Appliance Repairman/A/Male loadcard Second Cousin/A/Male loadcard Fireman/A/Male loadcard Doctor/A/Male loadcard Boy next door/A/Male loadcard Captain of the Football Team/A/Male loadcard Pool Boy/A/Male loadcard Exchange Student/A/Male loadcard Thin Thong, Thai Trannie/A/Can be either gender. loadcard K’reeK’wulm/A/Alien working for some quick cash. Can be either gender. Immune to Actions involving human biology. @emit [name(%#)] pastes the Pronstar deck into the Dvorak Engine.