Dvorak Export: Programming deck

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User-Friendly Interface
Thing - Feature
Card : Raven
3D Graphics
Thing - Feature
Card : Kevan
SMS Messaging
Thing - Feature
Card : Kevan
"Extra Gore" Setting
Thing - Feature
Card : Kevan
Urgent Security Fix
Action
Remove a Security Bug. Roll a D6 and subtract 3; Players take turns in playing Bugs from their hand onto your Software to that count.
Card : Nik
Typo
Thing - Bug
You may take an action to destroy Typo.
Card : Kevan
Autosave
Thing - Feature
You may discard a card to prevent any of your Features from being destroyed by any effect.
Card : Tyrethali
Missing Squiggly Bracket
Thing - Bug
You may not play further Features.
Card : Raven
Security Bug
Thing - Bug
While in play, each Player may use their Action to flip a coin; heads, destroy a Feature, tails, play a Bug on your Software.
Card : Nik
Annoying Sounds
Thing
May be played as a Feature or a Bug.
Card : Tyrethali
Under Pressure
Action
Draw a card for each Bug your Software has.
Card : Kevan
Open Source
Thing - Feature
Any Opponent may take an Action to play a Bug onto your Software. Action: Destroy a Bug in your Software.
Card : Kevan
3 AM Coding Marathon
Action
Draw and reveal five cards. Put all Features and Bugs into play under your control. Discard the rest.
Card : Tyrethali
Virus
Thing - Bug
When you destroy Virus, you may give control of it to an opponent.
Card : Kevan
Pizza and Soda
Action
Draw two cards. You may play one extra card of any type this turn.
Card : Tyrethali
Creature Feep
Action
Draw a card. Play all Features and Bugs in your hand onto your Software.
Card : Nik
Testing Stage
Action
Each Player draws a card for each Feature they control, then discard a card at random for each Bug they control.
Card : Tyrethali
Evasive Error Messages
Thing - Feature
You may ignore one of your Bugs when determining victory.
Card : Kevan
Temporary Fix
Action
Return any Bug in play to an opponent's hand.
Card : Tyrethali
Overnight Self-Repair
Action
Each Player may destroy 'x' Bugs, where 'x' is the number of Bugs in the least-buggy piece of Software.
Card : Kevan
White Hat
Action
Each Player flips a coin; heads, they may remove a Bug from their Software.
Card : Nik
Black Hat
Action
Each Player must play a Bug from their hand onto their Software, or discard a card at random.
Card : Nik
New Team Lead
Action
A selected opponent misses their turn.
Card : Raven
Care and Attention
Action
Choose a Player - they must reveal their hand, and discard all Bugs from it.
Card : Kevan
Market Forces
Action
Destroy a Feature.
Card : Kevan
Skinning
Thing - Feature
If you have any Bugs in your hand, you must playone onto your own Software when you play this.
Card : Raven
Out of Memory
Thing - Bug
Whenever you play a Feature, destroy a Feature you control.
Card : Kevan
Abandon Ship
Action
Destroy any number of Features you control. Destroy an equal number of Bugs.
Card : Kevan
Buyout
Action
Destroy all Features and Bugs you control. Put one Feature into play from your hand, if you have one.
Card : Raven
Feature Freeze
Action
No Features or Bugs may be played on a chosen Player for 2 turns.
Card : Nik
Easter Egg
Thing - Feature
Card : Tyrethali
Spell-Checker
Thing - Feature
Card : Kevan
Assembly Guru
Thing - Feature
Tiny, fast product! When played, draw a card
Card : Nik
Useful Online Documentation
Thing - Feature
Card : Raven
Self-Correcting AI
Thing - Feature
Play only if there are no Bugs in your code. You may not play Bugs, and Bugs may not be played on you.
Card : Tyrethali
Carefully Documented Development
Thing - Feature
You must use an Action when you play a Feature. You may use an Action to draw a card.
Card : Raven
Enthusiastic Paper-Clip
Thing - Feature
When you play this card, discard your hand out of shame.
Card : Kevan
Disasterous Design Flaws
Thing - Bug
Action: Destroy one of your Features, to destroy this card.
Card : Kevan
File Not Found
Thing - Bug
When you play a Feature, you may destroy this card.
Card : Kevan

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