To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
cleardeckskipcard User-Friendly Interface/T/skipcard 3D Graphics/T/skipcard SMS Messaging/T/skipcard "Extra Gore" Setting/T/skipcard Urgent Security Fix/A/Remove a Security Bug. Roll a D6 and subtract 3; Players take turns in playing Bugs from their hand onto your Software to that count.skipcard Typo/T/You may take an action to destroy Typo.skipcard Autosave/T/You may discard a card to prevent any of your Features from being destroyed by any effect.skipcard Missing Squiggly Bracket/T/You may not play further Features.skipcard Security Bug/T/While in play, each Player may use their Action to flip a coin; heads, destroy a Feature, tails, play a Bug on your Software.skipcard Annoying Sounds/T/May be played as a Feature or a Bug.skipcard Under Pressure/A/Draw a card for each Bug your Software has.skipcard Open Source/T/Any Opponent may take an Action to play a Bug onto your Software. Action: Destroy a Bug in your Software.skipcard 3 AM Coding Marathon/A/Draw and reveal five cards. Put all Features and Bugs into play under your control. Discard the rest.skipcard Virus/T/When you destroy Virus, you may give control of it to an opponent.skipcard Pizza and Soda/A/Draw two cards. You may play one extra card of any type this turn.skipcard Creature Feep/A/Draw a card. Play all Features and Bugs in your hand onto your Software.skipcard Testing Stage/A/Each Player draws a card for each Feature they control, then discard a card at random for each Bug they control.skipcard Evasive Error Messages/T/You may ignore one of your Bugs when determining victory.skipcard Temporary Fix/A/Return any Bug in play to an opponent's hand.skipcard Overnight Self-Repair/A/Each Player may destroy 'x' Bugs, where 'x' is the number of Bugs in the least-buggy piece of Software.skipcard White Hat/A/Each Player flips a coin; heads, they may remove a Bug from their Software.skipcard Black Hat/A/Each Player must play a Bug from their hand onto their Software, or discard a card at random.skipcard New Team Lead/A/A selected opponent misses their turn.skipcard Care and Attention/A/Choose a Player - they must reveal their hand, and discard all Bugs from it.skipcard Market Forces/A/Destroy a Feature.skipcard Skinning/T/If you have any Bugs in your hand, you must playone onto your own Software when you play this.skipcard Out of Memory/T/Whenever you play a Feature, destroy a Feature you control.skipcard Abandon Ship/A/Destroy any number of Features you control. Destroy an equal number of Bugs.skipcard Buyout/A/Destroy all Features and Bugs you control. Put one Feature into play from your hand, if you have one.skipcard Feature Freeze/A/No Features or Bugs may be played on a chosen Player for 2 turns.skipcard Easter Egg/T/skipcard Spell-Checker/T/skipcard Assembly Guru/T/Tiny, fast product! When played, draw a cardskipcard Useful Online Documentation/T/skipcard Self-Correcting AI/T/Play only if there are no Bugs in your code. You may not play Bugs, and Bugs may not be played on you.skipcard Carefully Documented Development/T/You must use an Action when you play a Feature. You may use an Action to draw a card.skipcard Enthusiastic Paper-Clip/T/When you play this card, discard your hand out of shame.skipcard Disasterous Design Flaws/T/Action: Destroy one of your Features, to destroy this card.skipcard File Not Found/T/When you play a Feature, you may destroy this card.@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Programming deck into the Dvorak Engine.