Dvorak Export: Procrastination deck

Instructions

Adjust these settings until the cards fit comfortably, with the correct number per page, in your browser's Print Preview.

When you're happy with the settings, send all but the first page to your printer, and cut the cards out with something sharp. Either stick the results onto cardboard, slip them into deck-protectors with some spare CCG cards for padding, or just play with them as flimsy bits of paper.

Deck-Print Settings

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Cards per Page :x Text Size :

Stockpile
Thing
Create a Stockpile on this card.
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Stockpile
Thing
Create a Stockpile on this card.
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Stockpile
Thing
Create a Stockpile on this card.
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Stockpile
Thing
Create a Stockpile on this card.
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Stockpile
Thing
Create a Stockpile on this card.
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Instant Gratification
Thing
Action: Draw 1 card.
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Petty Theft
Action
Take a card from a chosen opponent's hand and place it in your hand.

It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man.
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Petty Theft
Action
Take a card from a chosen opponent's hand and place it in your hand.

It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man.
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Petty Theft
Action
Take a card from a chosen opponent's hand and place it in your hand.

It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man.
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Petty Theft
Action
Take a card from a chosen opponent's hand and place it in your hand.

It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man.
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Petty Theft
Action
Take a card from a chosen opponent's hand and place it in your hand.

It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man.
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Paperweight
Thing
Place this Thing on top of another Thing you control. If for any reason the equipped Thing is to be destroyed, destroy Paperweight instead.

"Present from my wife. Thought it would look cute next to the pen set from last anniversary."
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Paperweight
Thing
Place this Thing on top of another Thing you control. If for any reason the equipped Thing is to be destroyed, destroy Paperweight instead.

"Present from my wife. Thought it would look cute next to the pen set from last anniversary."
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Paperweight
Thing
Place this Thing on top of another Thing you control. If for any reason the equipped Thing is to be destroyed, destroy Paperweight instead.

"Present from my wife. Thought it would look cute next to the pen set from last anniversary."
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Minefield
Thing
Action: Destroy 1 Thing. If there are no Things to be destroyed, destroy Minefield.
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Sabotage
Action
A chosen Thing's effect is disabled at its next normal opportunity to perform its effect.
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Jackpot
Action
All players draw 3 cards.

"Cha-ching!"
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Jackpot
Action
All players draw 3 cards.

"Cha-ching!"
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Jackpot
Action
All players draw 3 cards.

"Cha-ching!"
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Jackpot
Action
All players draw 3 cards.

"Cha-ching!"
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Jackpot
Action
All players draw 3 cards.

"Cha-ching!"
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Cutting Losses
Action
All players discard cards from their respective hands until they each hold only 1 card.

"Oh, that's not fair."
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Time Bomb
Thing
Every 3 turns, the player whose turn it is discards 1 card.

"When will that thing stop exploding?!"
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Sinkhole
Action
Destroy 1 Thing.

Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set.
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Sinkhole
Action
Destroy 1 Thing.

Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set.
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Sinkhole
Action
Destroy 1 Thing.

Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set.
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Sinkhole
Action
Destroy 1 Thing.

Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set.
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Sinkhole
Action
Destroy 1 Thing.

Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set.
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Statue
Thing


"Must... play... more... Statues!"
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Statue
Thing


"Must... play... more... Statues!"
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Statue
Thing


"Must... play... more... Statues!"
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Statue
Thing


"Must... play... more... Statues!"
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Statue
Thing


"Must... play... more... Statues!"
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Statue
Thing


"Must... play... more... Statues!"
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Statue
Thing


"Must... play... more... Statues!"
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Statue
Thing


"Must... play... more... Statues!"
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Shark Attack
Action
A chosen opponent discards 1 card.
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Shark Attack
Action
A chosen opponent discards 1 card.
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Shark Attack
Action
A chosen opponent discards 1 card.
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Shark Attack
Action
A chosen opponent discards 1 card.
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Shark Attack
Action
A chosen opponent discards 1 card.
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Lightning Storm
Action
All players destroy 1 of their own Things.
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Undersea Treasure Box
Thing
Action: Root through the deck and find a card you like. Place it in your hand and shuffle the deck. You cannot use this effect 2 turns in a row.

"Who leaves this stuff floating around down here?"
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Sculpture Garden
Thing
Action: Play up to 2 Statues from your hand.

"This place gives me the willies at night."
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Desperation
Action
If you have less than 2 cards in your hand, draw 2 cards.

One can almost hear the collective groans of quashed anticipation.
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Desperation
Action
If you have less than 2 cards in your hand, draw 2 cards.

One can almost hear the collective groans of quashed anticipation.
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Indulgence
Thing
You can play 2 Actions (along with your 1 Thing) during your turn.
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Indulgence
Thing
You can play 2 Actions (along with your 1 Thing) during your turn.
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Pickpocket
Action
Take a card from a chosen opponent's Stockpile and place it in your own Stockpile.
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Pickpocket
Action
Take a card from a chosen opponent's Stockpile and place it in your own Stockpile.
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Pickpocket
Action
Take a card from a chosen opponent's Stockpile and place it in your own Stockpile.
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Pickpocket
Action
Take a card from a chosen opponent's Stockpile and place it in your own Stockpile.
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Pickpocket
Action
Take a card from a chosen opponent's Stockpile and place it in your own Stockpile.
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Pandemonium
Action
Take your Stockpile and play every card in it, starting from the top and going to the bottom.

Best card ever.
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Wrecking Ball
Thing
Destroy 1 Statue that has been in play for at least 1 turn.
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Peeping Tom
Action
A chosen opponent selects a card from his or her hand and shows it to you. (And only you, mind!)
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Peeping Tom
Action
A chosen opponent selects a card from his or her hand and shows it to you. (And only you, mind!)
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Peeping Tom
Action
A chosen opponent selects a card from his or her hand and shows it to you. (And only you, mind!)
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Snuffed
Thing
Maximum hand size is reduced to 3.
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