To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
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loadcard Stockpile/T/Create a Stockpile on this card.
loadcard Stockpile/T/Create a Stockpile on this card.
loadcard Stockpile/T/Create a Stockpile on this card.
loadcard Stockpile/T/Create a Stockpile on this card.
loadcard Stockpile/T/Create a Stockpile on this card.
loadcard Instant Gratification/T/Action: Draw 1 card.
loadcard Petty Theft/A/Take a card from a chosen opponent's hand and place it in your hand. ("It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man.")
loadcard Petty Theft/A/Take a card from a chosen opponent's hand and place it in your hand. ("It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man.")
loadcard Petty Theft/A/Take a card from a chosen opponent's hand and place it in your hand. ("It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man.")
loadcard Petty Theft/A/Take a card from a chosen opponent's hand and place it in your hand. ("It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man.")
loadcard Petty Theft/A/Take a card from a chosen opponent's hand and place it in your hand. ("It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man.")
loadcard Paperweight/T/Place this Thing on top of another Thing you control. If for any reason the equipped Thing is to be destroyed, destroy Paperweight instead. (""Present from my wife. Thought it would look cute next to the pen set from last anniversary."")
loadcard Paperweight/T/Place this Thing on top of another Thing you control. If for any reason the equipped Thing is to be destroyed, destroy Paperweight instead. (""Present from my wife. Thought it would look cute next to the pen set from last anniversary."")
loadcard Paperweight/T/Place this Thing on top of another Thing you control. If for any reason the equipped Thing is to be destroyed, destroy Paperweight instead. (""Present from my wife. Thought it would look cute next to the pen set from last anniversary."")
loadcard Minefield/T/Action: Destroy 1 Thing. If there are no Things to be destroyed, destroy Minefield.
loadcard Sabotage/A/A chosen Thing's effect is disabled at its next normal opportunity to perform its effect.
loadcard Jackpot/A/All players draw 3 cards. (""Cha-ching!"")
loadcard Jackpot/A/All players draw 3 cards. (""Cha-ching!"")
loadcard Jackpot/A/All players draw 3 cards. (""Cha-ching!"")
loadcard Jackpot/A/All players draw 3 cards. (""Cha-ching!"")
loadcard Jackpot/A/All players draw 3 cards. (""Cha-ching!"")
loadcard Cutting Losses/A/All players discard cards from their respective hands until they each hold only 1 card. (""Oh, that's not fair."")
loadcard Time Bomb/T/Every 3 turns, the player whose turn it is discards 1 card. (""When will that thing stop exploding?!"")
loadcard Sinkhole/A/Destroy 1 Thing. ("Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set.")
loadcard Sinkhole/A/Destroy 1 Thing. ("Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set.")
loadcard Sinkhole/A/Destroy 1 Thing. ("Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set.")
loadcard Sinkhole/A/Destroy 1 Thing. ("Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set.")
loadcard Sinkhole/A/Destroy 1 Thing. ("Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set.")
loadcard Statue/T/ (""Must... play... more... Statues!"")
loadcard Statue/T/ (""Must... play... more... Statues!"")
loadcard Statue/T/ (""Must... play... more... Statues!"")
loadcard Statue/T/ (""Must... play... more... Statues!"")
loadcard Statue/T/ (""Must... play... more... Statues!"")
loadcard Statue/T/ (""Must... play... more... Statues!"")
loadcard Statue/T/ (""Must... play... more... Statues!"")
loadcard Statue/T/ (""Must... play... more... Statues!"")
loadcard Shark Attack/A/A chosen opponent discards 1 card.
loadcard Shark Attack/A/A chosen opponent discards 1 card.
loadcard Shark Attack/A/A chosen opponent discards 1 card.
loadcard Shark Attack/A/A chosen opponent discards 1 card.
loadcard Shark Attack/A/A chosen opponent discards 1 card.
loadcard Lightning Storm/A/All players destroy 1 of their own Things.
loadcard Undersea Treasure Box/T/Action: Root through the deck and find a card you like. Place it in your hand and shuffle the deck. You cannot use this effect 2 turns in a row. (""Who leaves this stuff floating around down here?"")
loadcard Sculpture Garden/T/Action: Play up to 2 Statues from your hand. (""This place gives me the willies at night."")
loadcard Desperation/A/If you have less than 2 cards in your hand, draw 2 cards. ("One can almost hear the collective groans of quashed anticipation.")
loadcard Desperation/A/If you have less than 2 cards in your hand, draw 2 cards. ("One can almost hear the collective groans of quashed anticipation.")
loadcard Indulgence/T/You can play 2 Actions (along with your 1 Thing) during your turn.
loadcard Indulgence/T/You can play 2 Actions (along with your 1 Thing) during your turn.
loadcard Pickpocket/A/Take a card from a chosen opponent's Stockpile and place it in your own Stockpile.
loadcard Pickpocket/A/Take a card from a chosen opponent's Stockpile and place it in your own Stockpile.
loadcard Pickpocket/A/Take a card from a chosen opponent's Stockpile and place it in your own Stockpile.
loadcard Pickpocket/A/Take a card from a chosen opponent's Stockpile and place it in your own Stockpile.
loadcard Pickpocket/A/Take a card from a chosen opponent's Stockpile and place it in your own Stockpile.
loadcard Pandemonium/A/Take your Stockpile and play every card in it, starting from the top and going to the bottom. ("Best card ever.")
loadcard Wrecking Ball/T/Destroy 1 Statue that has been in play for at least 1 turn.
loadcard Peeping Tom/A/A chosen opponent selects a card from his or her hand and shows it to you. (And only you, mind!)
loadcard Peeping Tom/A/A chosen opponent selects a card from his or her hand and shows it to you. (And only you, mind!)
loadcard Peeping Tom/A/A chosen opponent selects a card from his or her hand and shows it to you. (And only you, mind!)
loadcard Snuffed/T/Maximum hand size is reduced to 3.
@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Procrastination deck into the Dvorak Engine.