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Name Set ImageFile Type CornerValue Text FlavorText Creator Stockpile procrastination thing Thing Create a Stockpile on this card. Stockpile procrastination thing Thing Create a Stockpile on this card. Stockpile procrastination thing Thing Create a Stockpile on this card. Stockpile procrastination thing Thing Create a Stockpile on this card. Stockpile procrastination thing Thing Create a Stockpile on this card. Instant Gratification procrastination thing Thing Action: Draw 1 card. Petty Theft procrastination action Action Take a card from a chosen opponent's hand and place it in your hand. It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man. Petty Theft procrastination action Action Take a card from a chosen opponent's hand and place it in your hand. It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man. Petty Theft procrastination action Action Take a card from a chosen opponent's hand and place it in your hand. It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man. Petty Theft procrastination action Action Take a card from a chosen opponent's hand and place it in your hand. It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man. Petty Theft procrastination action Action Take a card from a chosen opponent's hand and place it in your hand. It was Mr. Adams' hope that the newly-installed security system would prevent further burglary of his precious NASA writes-upside-down pen collection. Unfortunately, he discounted the possibility of an inside man. Paperweight procrastination thing Thing Place this Thing on top of another Thing you control. If for any reason the equipped Thing is to be destroyed, destroy Paperweight instead. "Present from my wife. Thought it would look cute next to the pen set from last anniversary." Paperweight procrastination thing Thing Place this Thing on top of another Thing you control. If for any reason the equipped Thing is to be destroyed, destroy Paperweight instead. "Present from my wife. Thought it would look cute next to the pen set from last anniversary." Paperweight procrastination thing Thing Place this Thing on top of another Thing you control. If for any reason the equipped Thing is to be destroyed, destroy Paperweight instead. "Present from my wife. Thought it would look cute next to the pen set from last anniversary." Minefield procrastination thing Thing Action: Destroy 1 Thing. If there are no Things to be destroyed, destroy Minefield. Sabotage procrastination action Action A chosen Thing's effect is disabled at its next normal opportunity to perform its effect. Jackpot procrastination action Action All players draw 3 cards. "Cha-ching!" Jackpot procrastination action Action All players draw 3 cards. "Cha-ching!" Jackpot procrastination action Action All players draw 3 cards. "Cha-ching!" Jackpot procrastination action Action All players draw 3 cards. "Cha-ching!" Jackpot procrastination action Action All players draw 3 cards. "Cha-ching!" Cutting Losses procrastination action Action All players discard cards from their respective hands until they each hold only 1 card. "Oh, that's not fair." Time Bomb procrastination thing Thing Every 3 turns, the player whose turn it is discards 1 card. "When will that thing stop exploding?!" Sinkhole procrastination action Action Destroy 1 Thing. Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set. Sinkhole procrastination action Action Destroy 1 Thing. Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set. Sinkhole procrastination action Action Destroy 1 Thing. Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set. Sinkhole procrastination action Action Destroy 1 Thing. Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set. Sinkhole procrastination action Action Destroy 1 Thing. Johnson soon came to rue his decision to buy the deluxe sandbox set. Statue procrastination thing Thing "Must... play... more... Statues!" Statue procrastination thing Thing "Must... play... more... Statues!" Statue procrastination thing Thing "Must... play... more... Statues!" Statue procrastination thing Thing "Must... play... more... Statues!" Statue procrastination thing Thing "Must... play... more... Statues!" Statue procrastination thing Thing "Must... play... more... Statues!" Statue procrastination thing Thing "Must... play... more... Statues!" Statue procrastination thing Thing "Must... play... more... Statues!" Shark Attack procrastination action Action A chosen opponent discards 1 card. Shark Attack procrastination action Action A chosen opponent discards 1 card. Shark Attack procrastination action Action A chosen opponent discards 1 card. Shark Attack procrastination action Action A chosen opponent discards 1 card. Shark Attack procrastination action Action A chosen opponent discards 1 card. Lightning Storm procrastination action Action All players destroy 1 of their own Things. Undersea Treasure Box procrastination thing Thing Action: Root through the deck and find a card you like. Place it in your hand and shuffle the deck. You cannot use this effect 2 turns in a row. "Who leaves this stuff floating around down here?" Sculpture Garden procrastination thing Thing Action: Play up to 2 Statues from your hand. "This place gives me the willies at night." Desperation procrastination action Action If you have less than 2 cards in your hand, draw 2 cards. One can almost hear the collective groans of quashed anticipation. Desperation procrastination action Action If you have less than 2 cards in your hand, draw 2 cards. One can almost hear the collective groans of quashed anticipation. Indulgence procrastination thing Thing You can play 2 Actions (along with your 1 Thing) during your turn. Indulgence procrastination thing Thing You can play 2 Actions (along with your 1 Thing) during your turn. Pickpocket procrastination action Action Take a card from a chosen opponent's Stockpile and place it in your own Stockpile. Pickpocket procrastination action Action Take a card from a chosen opponent's Stockpile and place it in your own Stockpile. Pickpocket procrastination action Action Take a card from a chosen opponent's Stockpile and place it in your own Stockpile. Pickpocket procrastination action Action Take a card from a chosen opponent's Stockpile and place it in your own Stockpile. Pickpocket procrastination action Action Take a card from a chosen opponent's Stockpile and place it in your own Stockpile. Pandemonium procrastination action Action Take your Stockpile and play every card in it, starting from the top and going to the bottom. Best card ever. Wrecking Ball procrastination thing Thing Destroy 1 Statue that has been in play for at least 1 turn. Peeping Tom procrastination action Action A chosen opponent selects a card from his or her hand and shows it to you. (And only you, mind!) Peeping Tom procrastination action Action A chosen opponent selects a card from his or her hand and shows it to you. (And only you, mind!) Peeping Tom procrastination action Action A chosen opponent selects a card from his or her hand and shows it to you. (And only you, mind!) Snuffed procrastination thing Thing Maximum hand size is reduced to 3.