To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
cleardeckskipcard Stayin' Alive/T/Play only if your band has three or more people in it. Your inane cover-single wins the hearts of the kiddies, and the game!skipcard Dancing Queen/T/Play only if your band has three or more people in it. You release a pathetic cover single and win the game!skipcard Generic Blonde/T/skipcard Mates with Charley/A/A chosen Person is sacked.skipcard Girl Power/A/Any Manager without a Female star must discard a card.skipcard Background Check/A/Choose a Person. His or her Manager draws four cards. Any Actions that may target people are immediately played on the chosen Person.skipcard Going Solo/A/A chosen Person leaves their band. His or her Manager draws two cards.skipcard The Hairdresser's Nightmare/T/skipcard Payday/A/Each Person leaves unless his or her Manager discards a card for them.skipcard The Bearded One/T/skipcard The Twins/T/The Twins count as two people when determining band size.skipcard Cover Story/A/Listen very carefully. Discard this card at any time to negate the destruction of a Person. Then discard a card at random.skipcard Generic Brunette/T/skipcard The Token Black One/T/skipcard Lip Synching/T/Play onto a Person. His or her Manager must discard a card at the start of each of their turns, or sack that Person.skipcard "I'm Gay"/A/Choose a Person and toss a coin. If heads, they are sacked. If tails, they count as an extra Person when determining band size.skipcard Strange Bedfellows/A/A chosen Person is sacked.skipcard Backers Pull Out/A/Target Manager discards two cards.skipcard Caught Smoking/A/Think of the children! A chosen Person is sacked unless his or her Manager chooses to discard a card at random.skipcard Man in Drag/A/A chosen woman is sacked.skipcard Song Poaching/A/Look at another Manager's hand. Choose a Single, if any are there, and put it into your hand.skipcard Ugly One/T/Play onto an opponent. Counts as "-1 Person" when determining band size. (eg. two normal people and the Ugly One = 1 Person)skipcard Uncorrupted One/T/May never be targetted by "Mates with Charley", "Caught Smoking" or "Strange Bedfellows".skipcard TV Appearance/A/Play only if your band has three or more people in it. Draw three cards.skipcard The Tall One/T/skipcard The Cheeky One/T/@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Popstars deck into the Dvorak Engine.