To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
cleardeck loadcard Exposure!/A/. loadcard The Changes/A/Every player changes hands with the player to their right, then bitches about it. loadcard The Pressure/A/Try massaging your temples. Does that feel better? Now discard all your Thing cards. loadcard Lookin' Busy/A/Draw two cards from the draw pile. Or not. What do you care, anyway? loadcard Verbal Counseling/A/A player of your choice must discard one of his or her cards, then quietly retrieve it from the discard pile and place it back in their hand. loadcard Better to ask forgiveness than get permission../A/Cancel a block action card loadcard Shift Change/A/ loadcard This is gonna blow up in our faces!/A/Reverse the effects of an action loadcard Agent Bush/T/Prevent any Action card from being played against you. loadcard Crispy Bacon/T/Hee Heee. Peek at another player's hand. loadcard The Stankus Twins/T/I think we deserve an extra long break today. loadcard Safari/T/ loadcard Captain Intensity/T/Pure uncut intensity loadcard Hookstown's finest or The Vance?/T/You wouldn't BELIEVE what happened on the way to work today! loadcard Office bicycle/T/No, I'm on the pill. I swear. loadcard Camel Toe/T/Free cheese! loadcard blank./A/blank. @emit [name(%#)] pastes the Please Be Advised deck into the Dvorak Engine.