To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
cleardeck loadcard We're going to see these all year!/A/Play only if you control Mr. Hershey. Discard any number of cards; draw a card for each card discarded. loadcard WTF am I doing?/A/When this card is played you have no clue what is going on. Target player must chose to either skip their next turn, or discard a card. loadcard Trompe Le Monde/T/Action: Draw a card. Action: target player discards a card; place Trompe Le Monde on top of the draw pile. loadcard You might want to hit the floor!/A/Play only if you control Mr. Hershey. Target player discards their entire hand. loadcard Rabid Samurai/T/Action: Destroy Rabid Samurai, gain control of target thing. loadcard I have my report right here./A/Search the draw pile for Mr. Hershey. Place him in your hand. Shuffle the draw pile. loadcard Mr. Zelenack/T/Action: Destroy Mr. Zelenack; destroy Mr. Hershey. loadcard Stevie DeTurk/T/Action: Target Player skips their next turn. Destroy all other things you control. Action: Destroy Stevie DeTurk; Destroy Filmclub. loadcard RTFM N00B/A/Target player may not draw a card or play an action on their next turn. loadcard I think I would know./A/Play when an action targets you. Cancel that action, skip your next turn. If you control a Billy return I think I would know to your hand. loadcard Billy, Harbringer of the Apocalypse/T/Action: Destroy all things in play; laugh maniacally. loadcard Scaggs/T/Action: Destroy Scaggs to cancel an action. loadcard Film Club/T/Action: Use only if another play controls Mr. Hershey. Mr. Hershey is transferred to your hand. loadcard Billy, Pseudophilosopher/T/Action: Target Player shows you their hand. You may choose one Hershey Quote for them to discard. loadcard Mr. Hershey/T/Action: Target player discards a card. Give them control of Mr. Hershey. loadcard Catch-22/T/The turn order is reversed when Catch-22 is played, it reverts to normal when catch-22 leaves play. loadcard It's a Catch-22!/A/Play only if you control Mr. Hershey and Catch-22. You win the game. @emit [name(%#)] pastes the Mr. Hershey deck into the Dvorak Engine.