To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
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loadcard Beach Ball/A/%rYour Friend throws a Beach Ball at a Random Beach Chick or Lover, who's KO'd%r%r ("%r%rWhy didn't I think of this before?!")
loadcard Surf Chick/T/She's on the beach all the time.%r%rAction when hit: If you throw 1: Surf Chick defends herself with her board and doesn't get hit. If you throw 5: Surf Chick hits the Beach Ball back with her surf board. It flies to an opponent's area the same distance it was thrown.
loadcard Surf Chick/T/She likes surfing huge waves.%r%rAction when hit: If you throw 1: Surf Chick defends herself with her board and doesn't get hit. If you throw 5: Surf Chick hits the Beach Ball back with her surf board. It flies to an opponent's area the same distance it was thrown.
loadcard Surf Chick/T/She made her first surf board out of a shark!%r%rAction when hit: If you throw 1: Surf Chick defends herself with her shark board and doesn't get hit. If you throw 5: Surf Chick hits the Beach Ball back with her surf board. It flies to an opponent's area the same distance it was thrown.
loadcard Surf Chick/T/She surfed in and out of a whale once... it made her a little crazy.%r%rAction when hit: If you throw 1: Surf Chick takes a direct hit on the head, so she's not KO'd! If you throw 5: Surf Chick hits the Beach Ball back with her surf board. It flies to an opponent's area the same distance it was thrown.
loadcard Surf Chick/T/Her pet turtle's paw is in bandages now, because you stepped on her.%r%rAction when hit: If you throw 1: Surf Chick defends herself with her pet turtle and doesn't get hit. If you throw 5: Surf Chick hits the Beach Ball back with her surf board. It flies to an opponent's area the same distance it was thrown.
loadcard Surf Chick/T/You accidentally undid her bra the other time, which gave her the idea to invent bullet proof bra's.%r%rAction when hit: If you throw 1: Surf Chick defends herself with her bullet proof bra and doesn't get KO'd. If you throw 5: Surf Chick hits the Beach Ball back with her surf board. It flies to an opponent's area the same distance it was thrown.
loadcard Random Beach Chick/T/Some girl you met on the beach. You still don't really know her, but she can stay.%r%rAction: Random Beach Chick throws 2 Beach Balls, but KO's a friendly character in the process. You can't use this Action if this is your only character.
loadcard Random Beach Chick/T/You think she doesn't have any other friends.%r%rAction: Random Beach Chick throws 2 Beach Balls, but KO's a friendly character in the process. You can't use this Action if this is your only character.
loadcard Random Beach Chick/T/You finally remember her name, it's Bonnie. You don't know anything else. Maybe she told you, but then you must've forgotten...%r%rAction: Random Beach Chick throws 2 Beach Balls, but KO's a friendly character in the process. You can't use this Action if this is your only character.
loadcard Random Beach Chick/T/You don't like her friends. They're drunk all the time.%r%rAction: Random Beach Chick throws 2 Beach Balls, but KO's a friendly character in the process. You can't use this Action if this is your only character.
loadcard Random Beach Chick/T/You actually dated her once, but she doesn't remember you because you were such a terrible kisser. Better not bring it up.%r%rAction: Random Beach Chick throws 2 Beach Balls, but KO's a friendly character in the process. You can't use this Action if this is your only character.
loadcard Random Beach Chick/T/She's a tourist from France, but she won't go topless.%r%rAction: Random Beach Chick throws 2 Beach Balls, but KO's a friendly character in the process. You can't use this Action if this is your only character.
loadcard Natasha/T/You didn't remember anything about her, so she told you her name is Natasha and you met climbing the same palm tree. And you're not dating her, she just gets along with everyone. But you like to think you do.%r%rAction when hit: Throw a Friend in front of the Beach Ball (KO) so your Lover doesn't get hit.
loadcard Flair/T/Turns out she never cheated on you. She was just flirting!%r%rAction when hit: Throw a Friend in front of the Beach Ball (KO) so your Lover doesn't get hit.
loadcard Valerie/T/She's still perfect!%r%rAction when hit: Throw a Friend in front of the Beach Ball (KO) so your Lover doesn't get hit.
loadcard Lindsy/T/You're 99% sure she's not a man: she fights like a girl, she uses make-up, she likes pink - what more proof do you need? Right?%r%rAction when hit: Throw a Friend in front of the Beach Ball (KO) so your Lover doesn't get hit.
loadcard Natanz/T/A monkey threw a coconut on your head and now you remember your life before him: everything was perfect, until he beat up your lover to get with you. You're glad he did so.%r%rAction when hit: Throw a Friend in front of the Beach Ball (KO) so your Lover doesn't get hit.
loadcard Ali/T/You're sure he's not a terrorist, because he promised only to use his machine gun for 'the greater good'.%r%rAction when hit: Throw a Friend in front of the Beach Ball (KO) so your Lover doesn't get hit.
loadcard Sven/T/Most of your friends have dated him too. With that experience, you don't want to let go!%r%rAction when hit: Throw a Friend in front of the Beach Ball (KO) so your Lover doesn't get hit.
loadcard G-Money/T/He has changed after the volleyball incident. He respects your every wish now, spends less time with his friends and gets drinks for you.%r%rAction when hit: Throw a Friend in front of the Beach Ball (KO) so your Lover doesn't get hit.
loadcard Best Female Friend/T/She was talking to a girl when you interrupted to get help with the volleyball thing. ("Later you hit on the girl she was talking to. She hated you for that, but not for long, since the girl got in an accident with a parrot and is now disfigured.")
loadcard Female Friend/T/Your Friend chased a thief, who used her credit card to take a cruise to Hawaii. ("She took running lessons.")
loadcard Sneaky Guy Friend/T/He's always downloading huge files, so he needs a big hard disk. You deleted your friend's "private files" to make room for your music. ("He recovered his files, so you're lucky.")
loadcard Fat Guy Friend/T/Always eating burgers & fries, donuts, hot wings and drinking a milkshake, so he can take 2 hits before being KO. ("He got angry at you for eating his fries, but you bought him cotton candy, and now you're best friends again. Until you get hungry again.")
loadcard Girl Friend (not girlfriend)/T/Your Friend was angry at you for kissing her soul mate. Now she's dating her soul mate, who thinks you're pathetic, but at least you're friends again. ("What about YOUR soul mate?")
loadcard Generic Guy Friend/T/You didn't really know this friend when you came here, and found out you were enemies when you were small. ("Later you found out the fight was about a teddy bear, so you became friends again. But you still don't really know him. You're starting an investment company with him after your vacation in Miami.")
loadcard Generic Girl Friend/T/You forgot your her name, and that you were friends, so she didn't want to be friends anymore. ("You became friends again after you caught her flirting with your lover.")
loadcard Dumb Guy Friend/T/You tried & failed to fool him into giving you $2000 yesterday, and he got upset after you explained why everyone thinks he's dumb. ("You told him he's smart, so he likes you again.")
loadcard Guy Friend/T/You tripped and accidentally kicked him in the nuts. ("You also accidentally stepped into a bonfire, tripped again and stepped into his nuts. You tried to be helpful and kicked out the fire... that was good of you, right?")
loadcard Hot Female Friend/T/You kept "accidentally" hitting on her, so she started disliking you. ("Then you told her your lover likes variation too...")
loadcard Best Female Friend/T/She was talking to a girl when you interrupted to get help with the volleyball thing. ("Later you hit on the girl she was talking to. She hated you for that, but not for long, since the girl got in an accident with a monkey and is now disfigured.")
loadcard Female Friend/T/Your Friend chased a thief, who used her credit card to take a cruise to Hawaii. ("She took running lessons.")
loadcard Sneaky Guy Friend/T/He's always downloading huge files, so he needs a big hard disk. You deleted your friend's "private files" to make room for your music. ("He recovered his files, so you're lucky.")
loadcard Fat Guy Friend/T/Always eating burgers & fries, donuts, hot wings and drinking a milkshake, so he can take 2 hits before being KO'd. ("He got angry at you for eating his fries, but you bought him cotton candy, and now you're best friends again. Until you get hungry again.")
loadcard Girl Friend (not girlfriend)/T/Your Friend was angry at you for kissing her soul mate. Now she's dating her soul mate, who thinks you're pathetic, but at least you're friends again. ("What about YOUR soul mate?")
loadcard Generic Guy Friend/T/You didn't really know this friend when you came here, and found out you were enemies when you were small. ("Later you found out the fight was about a teddy bear, so you became friends again. But you still don't really know him. You're starting an investment company with him after your vacation in Miami.")
loadcard Generic Girl Friend/T/You forgot your her name, and that you were friends, so she didn't want to be friends anymore. ("You became friends again after you caught her flirting with your lover.")
loadcard Dumb Guy Friend/T/You tried & failed to fool him into giving you $4000 yesterday, and he got upset after you explained why everyone thinks he's dumb. ("You told him he's smart, so he likes you again.")
loadcard Guy Friend/T/You tripped and accidentally kicked him in the nuts. ("You also accidentally stepped into a bonfire, tripped again and stepped into his nuts. You tried to be helpful and kicked out the fire... that was good of you, right?")
loadcard Hot Female Friend/T/You kept "accidentally" hitting on her, so she started disliking you. ("Then you told her your lover likes variation too...")
loadcard Beach Ball Bounce/A/When the Beach Ball lands, it bounces and travels the same distance again. If it misses twice in a row, it stops bouncing. ("I should join the police, taking them down so effectively!")
loadcard Beach Ball Bounce/A/When the Beach Ball lands, it bounces and travels the same distance again. If it misses twice in a row, it stops bouncing. ("3 in 1 !")
loadcard Beach Ball Bounce/A/When the Beach Ball lands, it bounces and travels the same distance again. If it misses twice in a row, it stops bouncing. ("Fun")
loadcard Beach Ball Bounce/A/When the Beach Ball lands, it bounces and travels the same distance again. If it misses twice in a row, it stops bouncing. ("Ha ha!")
loadcard Kick/A/Your character kicks the Beach Ball back to the opponent's area, the same distance it was thrown!%r%rPlay if one of your characters would otherwise be hit. ("Next time I'll kick you!")
loadcard Kick/A/Your character kicks the Beach Ball back to the opponent's area, the same distance it was thrown!%r%rPlay if one of your characters would otherwise be hit. ("Right back at you!")
loadcard Kick/A/Your character kicks the Beach Ball back to the opponent's area, the same distance it was thrown!%r%rPlay if one of your characters would otherwise be hit. ("Don't mess with me! I mess with you!")
loadcard Kick/A/Your character kicks the Beach Ball back to the opponent's area, the same distance it was thrown!%r%rPlay if one of your characters would otherwise be hit. ("Good for you!")
loadcard Double Trouble/A/If a character is standing 1 space away from another character, move one over the other. They (you) each throw a Beach Ball. Both characters are KO'd when standing together & hit. ("Team work!")
loadcard Double Trouble/A/If a character is standing 1 space away from another character, move one over the other. They (you) each throw a Beach Ball. Both characters are KO'd when standing together & hit. ("You stand in front of me, OK?")
loadcard Double Trouble/A/If a character is standing 1 space away from another character, move one over the other. They (you) each throw a Beach Ball. Both characters are KO'd when standing together & hit. ("Why don't they just leave Miami so we can play with our Beach Ball?")
loadcard Double Trouble/A/If a character is standing 1 space away from another character, move one over the other. They (you) each throw a Beach Ball. Both characters are KO'd when standing together & hit. ("Do you want to get ice cream after this?")
loadcard Double Trouble/A/If a character is standing 1 space away from another character, move one over the other. They (you) each throw a Beach Ball. Both characters are KO'd when standing together & hit. ("2 for 1!")
loadcard Double Trouble/A/If a character is standing 1 space away from another character, move one over the other. They (you) each throw a Beach Ball. Both characters are KO'd when standing together & hit. ("Did you just touch me?")
loadcard Deflated Beach Ball/A/Your opponent's Beach Balls have gone flat, so she/he's busy inflating them her/his next turn. ("Ha ha, that doesn't hurt!")
loadcard Deflated Beach Ball/A/Your opponent's Beach Balls have gone flat, so she/he's busy inflating them her/his next turn. ("What's the matter? Your Beach Balls don't work?")
loadcard Deflated Beach Ball/A/Your opponent's Beach Balls have gone flat, so she/he's busy inflating them her/his next turn. ("That's what you get with your $4 Beach Ball!")
loadcard Deflated Beach Ball/A/Your opponent's Beach Balls have gone flat, so she/he's busy inflating them her/his next turn. ("Give up! You can't win!")
loadcard Super Aim/A/Your Lover throws the Beach Ball.%r%rThrow something at your opponent's cards. What it lands on is hit. Miss = miss. ("Molecular precision!")
loadcard Super Aim/A/Your Lover throws the Beach Ball.%r%rThrow something at your opponent's cards. What it lands on is hit. Miss = miss. ("Who's that? My lover!")
loadcard Super Aim/A/Your Lover throws the Beach Ball.%r%rThrow something at your opponent's cards. What it lands on is hit. Miss = miss. ("You're so good at this, sweetie!")
loadcard Super Aim/A/Your Lover throws the Beach Ball.%r%rThrow something at your opponent's cards. What it lands on is hit. Miss = miss. ("That's how it's done!")
loadcard Super Aim/A/Your Lover throws the Beach Ball.%r%rThrow something at your opponent's cards. What it lands on is hit. Miss = miss. ("Score!")
loadcard Super Aim/A/Your Lover throws the Beach Ball.%r%rThrow something at your opponent's cards. What it lands on is hit. Miss = miss. ("That's why I'm dating you!")
loadcard Sand Castle/T/A character builds a Sand Castle for protection. Put this card over a character. It's destroyed when hit. ("Lucky me. Imagine that Beach Ball would've hit me!")
loadcard Sand Castle/T/A character builds a Sand Castle for protection. Put this card over a character. It's destroyed when hit. ("Hey! It took me 4 hours to build this!")
@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Miami Beach Fight: KO by Beach Ball deck into the Dvorak Engine.