Dvorak Export: LiveJournal deck

Instructions

Adjust these settings until the cards fit comfortably, with the correct number per page, in your browser's Print Preview.

When you're happy with the settings, send all but the first page to your printer, and cut the cards out with something sharp. Either stick the results onto cardboard, slip them into deck-protectors with some spare CCG cards for padding, or just play with them as flimsy bits of paper.

Deck-Print Settings

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Dramatic Personal Life
Thing
Gain three readers when this card comes into play. Lose three when it leaves.
Card : Kevan
Broadband Upgrade
Thing
You may play one extra Action per turn. For each Action you play after the first, lose a reader.
Card : Holly
Plagiarise
Thing
Gain a reader each time you play an Action. If your ever have more than 18 readers, lose half of them, rounded down.
Card : Holly
Get a Real Job
Thing
Draw an extra card each turn. You cannot play Actions.
Card : Holly
Sockpuppet
Thing
Gain one reader. Lose two readers when this card leaves play.
Card : Holly
Work Internet Crackdown
Thing
While this card is in play, only one card may be played by each player, each turn.
Card : Holly
Goth Phase
Thing
Gain three readers. You may not play cards from your hand that would gain you readers.
Card : Kevan
Flocked Journal
Thing
None of your cards can be targetted by opponents. You cannot gain readers.
Card : Holly
Show Breasts
Thing
Action: Gain one reader, but place it on this card. Readers on this card do not count towards victory, and leave play with this card.
Card : Holly
Plus Account
Thing
Action: Draw a card. Lose two readers.
Card : Kevan
Turn Off Comments
Action
Play in response to a card that targets one of yours, to prevent its effects. Lose one reader.
Card : Holly
Persuasive Argument
Action
Destroy a Thing.
Card : Kevan
Messy Argument
Action
Choose an opponent. Both you and the opponent loses two readers.
Card : Holly
Cryptic One-Line Post
Action
Play in response to losing a reader. A chosen opponent loses two readers.
Card : Holly
It's a Lie!
Action
Destroy a Thing.
Card : Kevan
LiveJournal Server Down
Action
Play in response to any card, to prevent it being played.
Card : Kevan
Party
Action
Toss a coin. If you win, gain two readers. If you lose, lose three readers.
Card : Holly
Friday Afternoon
Action
Everybody gains a reader.
Card : Kevan
Meme du Jour
Action
Take the top card of the discard pile into your hand.
Card : Kevan
Public Holiday
Action
Everyone loses a reader.
Card : Kevan
Ill
Action
A chosen player discards their hand.
Card : Kevan
Wishlist Hawking
Action
Draw cards equal to half your readers (rounded up), then lose half your readers (rounded down).
Card : Kevan
Drunken Monologue
Action
Draw two cards and play them both. A chosen opponent makes any decisions required.
Card : Kevan
Ask the Audience
Action
Draw a card. If you have more than ten readers, draw another.
Card : Kevan
Buy a Wii
Action
Discard three cards to gain three readers.
Card : Holly

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