Dvorak Export: Lampy Land Deck

Roman Politics Module Stab This student. Poison that. Pay an assassin... well they have to pass somebody; you're the only student then they'll just have to pass you. Card : Shard	The Art of Bullshitting Module Creative Writing? Archaeology? Philosophy? As long as you can make shit up you can pass. Card : Shard	Volunteering in the Community Module 2hrs a week for the year, thought it be easy but it was a lot more work than anything else you had done! Card : fidget
Token Trip Abroad Module Two stupid essays worth all the free samples of booze and a lifetime of anecdotes Card : fidget	Card Games Analysis Module Sick to the back teeth of card games? Solitaire will never again distract you whilst trying to write an ess... ooo, what's minetrap all about? Card : fidget	SWD Module Module Learn all those important life skills such as how to get free laptops, disability allowances, extensions etc Card : fidget
Media *cough*Studies*cough* Module Card : Shard	IT Skill-less Module Card : Shard	Ufology Module Whatever brings the money... er, students. Card : Shard

JK Rowling Studies Module Dosser Studies Card : Alex	The Pornographic Works of Pliny The Younger Module Translation work with illustrations. Card : Alex	Subjugating Other Cultures Module Vocational Module Card : Alex
The Project Module Alas, this is sooo dull that once you play it you lose your next go. Card : Alex	Life Skills: Zombie Attack Preperation Module A Practical Guide Card : Alex	Taming The Panda Within Module Some beasts are more dangerous than others... Card : Lord Timothy Mayweather
Condiments of the Lost Kings Module Marmite is sick & wrong. Card : Lord Timothy Mayweather	Surprise Through The Ages Module The element of surprise is grossly underestimated Card : Lord Timothy Mayweather	Cache of Drugs Thing: Illegal Prevents any negative card being played against you specifically, with the exception of Police Raid. Everybody loves their dealer! Card : Alex

Real Life Skull Thing Bones are cool. You have a skull (two if you count the one in your head). Card : Alex	Swordy Swordy Sword Thing You can swing your Sword at any time. You break suff. Discard one of your Things (not the Sword) and one Thing of another Player's. Card : Alex	Plonk Thing: Alcohol A bottle of cheap... actually the label has fallen off. You may keep the cheap alcohol or discard to force another Player to lose one Module Card : Alex
Disability Thing Your department are afraid of being sued. Anything which causes you to discard a Module causes you to discard one less than you normally would. Card : Alex	Borrowed Book From Lecturer Thing There are other places to go for books when the library closes... thank goodness! Place with a Module - you cannot be forced to part with that module while The Borrowed Book From Lecturer is in play. Card : Alex	Library Book Thing Somehow you find a useful book in the library. Place with a Module. You cannot be forced to part with that Module while the Library Book is in play. Card : Alex
Whiskey Thing: Alcohol You may keep it to yourself or use it to prevent a negative Action being played against you. Discard this card after use. Card : Alex	5 Pints of Real Man's Cider Thing: Alcohol Upon Playing may be given to any Player. The Player in possession of 5 Pints of Old Rosie misses their next go due to being unconcious. This card is then discarded. Card : Alex	Roleplaying Book Thing: Book You have a roleplaying book. Geek Card : Alex

Society Membership Thing There is only really only one type of society in Lampete: a drinking society! Ignore the negative effect of any card based on alcohol/drinking. Discard after use. Card : Alex	The Magical Network Thing Having discovered the mythical mobile phone network that works everywhere you are able to hold one more item. Your hand is increased by +1 card while this card is in play. Card : fidget	A Car! Thing You can drive! You can escape this insanity for a day! Negates the loss of 1 Thing. Discard once used. Card : Shard
Lampeter Miles Thing Play to an opponent. They can only play 1 Action OR 1 Thing while this card is in their possession. Card : Shard	A Friend To Take Notes Thing Never lose a turn while in possession of this card. Card : Shard	A House Off Campus Thing Costs more money, you're further from the library, friends, lecture halls... but at least you get a good night's sleep. While in play you get +1 in your hand. Card : Shard
Egg-o-Destiny Thing Someone Ninjes you house. Lose 1 turn to clean up, or take vengence and pass this card on to another Player. Can only be passed on 3 times. Discard after all turns have been missed. Card : Shard	Hardship Fund Thing Draw and extra card each turn. Free? I'll take it! Card : Lord Timothy Mayweather	Sit-In Thing Lose this card instead of a Module should you need to discard one. Card : Lord Timothy Mayweather

Overdue Library Book Thing: Book Play against an Opponent. Lose 1 Thing or Module per turn until the Overdue Library Book can be returned (discarded). If not returned (discarded) after six turns; discard hand. Card : Lord Timothy Mayweather	The VC's Pet Thing Protects two of your Modules while pet lives... I'd do anything for Fluffles Card : Lord Timothy Mayweather	Emo-itis Thing You have been struck down by the mighty and terrible Emo Plague. Now you must miss ever other go so you have time to sit in your room and write bad poetry using your own blood, until you find the elusive Pills of Happiness. Card : fidget
Menopausal Department Admin Action If player is male - negate the effects of any Action card that would cause you to lose a Module. Can be played at any time. If player is female - lose a Module or three Things. Card : Shard	Flood Action Miss a turn. If player holds House Off Campus then lose a Thing. Who builds accomodation on one side of a river and lecture halls on the other?! Card : Shard	Local Chavs Action Select a player to lose 2 Things Card : Shard
Drinker's Degree Action If the Player has 6 or more modules, they must discard 3. I write my best essays drunk!! Card : Shard	The Maz effect Action Choose a Player to lose 2 turns. Card : Shard	The Handbag Effect Action Everyone loses 1 Thing Card : Shard

Critical Fail Action Too much roleplaying? Select a Player to lose 1 Module Card : Shard	Fresher's Flu Action Select a Player. They must discard 3 Things or 1 Module Card : Shard	Charity Book Shop Raid Action Ty Agored have just been given all the set books!! Go through the Discard or Draw pile. If you find a module, it's yours. Card : Shard
Resits Action Can be played at anytime. Prevent the loss of 1 Module. Card : Shard	Water Works Action About to fail a module? Turn on the tears and save your ass. Negates the loss of 1 Module. Can be played at any time. Cannot be played against Menopausal Department Admin. Card : Shard	Library Recall Action All books are Discarded except Book Borrowed From Lecturer Card : Lord Timothy Mayweather
Lies And Misinformation Action Everyone rotates three Things to the Player on their left. If they cannot do this then they miss a turn. Card : Lord Timothy Mayweather	Kill The VC's Pet Action R.I.P Fluffles. Destroy The VC's Pet and discard any protected Modules. Card : Lord Timothy Mayweather	Distance Learner Action Player of your choice discards half of their Modules in play (round up). Card : Lord Timothy Mayweather

I'm A Lecturer Too... Action Forces the player to your left to discard one module. Card : Lord Timothy Mayweather	hiding the Books Action All other Players must discard the last Thing they have played. Card : Lord Timothy Mayweather	Identity Theft Action Swap your Modules and Things in play with those of another Player. They miss the next 2 turns. Card : Lord Timothy Mayweather
University Lecturers Strike Action Everyone must discard the Modules they have in play. Card : Lord Timothy Mayweather	Fancy a Course Change? Action Discard ALL Modules and draw three cards. Card : Lord Timothy Mayweather	Sudden Illness/Laziness/Death Action Player of your choice loses 3 Modules as they are forced to repeat a year. Card : Alex
Alex's Hyper Speed Action Gain an extra turn (in normal circumstances you can play 2 more Things and 1 more Action). Card : Alex	Start a Crazy, Crazy Society Action Every player discards one card from their hand as they waste their time with this folly. Card : Alex	16's On The Rampage (minus Prince Charles) Action Each player discards one Thing in play. If they have no things the 16's mock them for their poverty. Card : Alex

Become and Exec Member Action This action is a complete waste of time... but you did a great job last forum! Card : Alex	Cramming Before an Exam Action In addition to playing your usual Thing and Action you may play another Thing if you have it. Card : Alex	Student Numbers Are Falling Action The only solution is to lower standards. Go through the discard pile and play the first Module you come across. Card : Alex
Engage in a Debate Action Take possession of a Module from another Player. As this does not count as discarding, having a Disability won't help the poor benighted fool. Card : Alex	Z-Day Plan Action Truly, your preparation for this even is staggering. If the Module Zombie Attack Preperation is in the discard pile then take it and play immediately. Card : Alex	Run a Roleplaying Game Action It's fun but it's a waste of time. No more Action cards may be played until your next turn. Card : Alex
Increasing Student Numbers Action The lecturers can be as harsh as they want. Every Player possessing a Module(s) loses one. Card : Alex	Alcohol+Laptop=Dead Laptop Action Player of your choise discards 2 Modules OR 3 Things. Card : Alex	The Book You Requested is Missing Action Player of your choise must discard one Module Card : Alex

Hoise By Your Own Pet 'Tard Action A Player of your choise loses a turn as an irritating buffoon follows them around. Card : Alex	Police Raid! Action Anyone with an illegal Thing has to flee or end up in prison. The players in question are out of the game and all their cards are destroyed. Card : Alex	It Was All Just A LARP Event Action Negates ANY Action (including Police Raid) Card : Alex
Incriminating Evidence Action If Police Raid! is played against you, select another player to take down with you. Can be the player who played Police Raid! against you. Card : Alex	Doctor's Note Action The only known defense against Menopausal Department Admin if you're female. Can be played at any time to negate the effects of Menopausal Department Admin. Card : fidget	Crazy Thursday Action Negates the use of 'Car' as you become the weekly charity taxi. Card : fidget
Sense of Direction Action Having discovered all of the short cuts Lampeter has to offer, you are no longer affected by Lampeter Miles. Discard both cards. Card : fidget	Discover Anti-Socal Networks Action After months, years even, of nay-saying such things you finally sell your soul and join. Now you are addicted and just keep coming back for more. Miss a go. Card : fidget	Pills Of Happiness Action The only known cure for the Emo Plague. If you are unaffected, discard. Once used, discard. Card : fidget

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