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Name Set ImageFile Type CornerValue Text FlavorText Creator Roman Politics lampy_land module Module Stab This student. Poison that. Pay an assassin... well they have to pass somebody; you're the only student then they'll just have to pass you. Shard The Art of Bullshitting lampy_land module Module Creative Writing? Archaeology? Philosophy? As long as you can make shit up you can pass. Shard Volunteering in the Community lampy_land module Module 2hrs a week for the year, thought it be easy but it was a lot more work than anything else you had done! fidget Token Trip Abroad lampy_land module Module Two stupid essays worth all the free samples of booze and a lifetime of anecdotes fidget Card Games Analysis lampy_land module Module Sick to the back teeth of card games? Solitaire will never again distract you whilst trying to write an ess... ooo, what's minetrap all about? fidget SWD Module lampy_land module Module Learn all those important life skills such as how to get free laptops, disability allowances, extensions etc fidget Media *cough*Studies*cough* lampy_land module Module Shard IT Skill-less lampy_land module Module Shard Ufology lampy_land module Module Whatever brings the money... er, students. Shard JK Rowling Studies lampy_land module Module Dosser Studies Alex The Pornographic Works of Pliny The Younger lampy_land module Module Translation work with illustrations. Alex Subjugating Other Cultures lampy_land module Module Vocational Module Alex The Project lampy_land module Module Alas, this is sooo dull that once you play it you lose your next go. Alex Life Skills: Zombie Attack Preperation lampy_land module Module A Practical Guide Alex Taming The Panda Within lampy_land module Module Some beasts are more dangerous than others... Lord Timothy Mayweather Condiments of the Lost Kings lampy_land module Module Marmite is sick & wrong. Lord Timothy Mayweather Surprise Through The Ages lampy_land module Module The element of surprise is grossly underestimated Lord Timothy Mayweather Cache of Drugs lampy_land thing_illegal Thing: Illegal Prevents any negative card being played against you specifically, with the exception of Police Raid. Everybody loves their dealer! Alex Real Life Skull lampy_land thing Thing Bones are cool. You have a skull (two if you count the one in your head). Alex Swordy Swordy Sword lampy_land thing Thing You can swing your Sword at any time. You break suff. Discard one of your Things (not the Sword) and one Thing of another Player's. Alex Plonk lampy_land thing_alcohol Thing: Alcohol A bottle of cheap... actually the label has fallen off. You may keep the cheap alcohol or discard to force another Player to lose one Module Alex Disability lampy_land thing Thing Your department are afraid of being sued. Anything which causes you to discard a Module causes you to discard one less than you normally would. Alex Borrowed Book From Lecturer lampy_land thing Thing There are other places to go for books when the library closes... thank goodness! Place with a Module - you cannot be forced to part with that module while The Borrowed Book From Lecturer is in play. Alex Library Book lampy_land thing Thing Somehow you find a useful book in the library. Place with a Module. You cannot be forced to part with that Module while the Library Book is in play. Alex Whiskey lampy_land thing_alcohol Thing: Alcohol You may keep it to yourself or use it to prevent a negative Action being played against you. Discard this card after use. Alex 5 Pints of Real Man's Cider lampy_land thing_alcohol Thing: Alcohol Upon Playing may be given to any Player. The Player in possession of 5 Pints of Old Rosie misses their next go due to being unconcious. This card is then discarded. Alex Roleplaying Book lampy_land thing_book Thing: Book You have a roleplaying book. Geek Alex Society Membership lampy_land thing Thing There is only really only one type of society in Lampete: a drinking society! Ignore the negative effect of any card based on alcohol/drinking. Discard after use. Alex The Magical Network lampy_land thing Thing Having discovered the mythical mobile phone network that works everywhere you are able to hold one more item. Your hand is increased by +1 card while this card is in play. fidget A Car! lampy_land thing Thing You can drive! You can escape this insanity for a day! Negates the loss of 1 Thing. Discard once used. Shard Lampeter Miles lampy_land thing Thing Play to an opponent. They can only play 1 Action OR 1 Thing while this card is in their possession. Shard A Friend To Take Notes lampy_land thing Thing Never lose a turn while in possession of this card. Shard A House Off Campus lampy_land thing Thing Costs more money, you're further from the library, friends, lecture halls... but at least you get a good night's sleep. While in play you get +1 in your hand. Shard Egg-o-Destiny lampy_land thing Thing Someone Ninjes you house. Lose 1 turn to clean up, or take vengence and pass this card on to another Player. Can only be passed on 3 times. Discard after all turns have been missed. Shard Hardship Fund lampy_land thing Thing Draw and extra card each turn. Free? I'll take it! Lord Timothy Mayweather Sit-In lampy_land thing Thing Lose this card instead of a Module should you need to discard one. Lord Timothy Mayweather Overdue Library Book lampy_land thing_book Thing: Book Play against an Opponent. Lose 1 Thing or Module per turn until the Overdue Library Book can be returned (discarded). If not returned (discarded) after six turns; discard hand. Lord Timothy Mayweather The VC's Pet lampy_land thing Thing Protects two of your Modules while pet lives... I'd do anything for Fluffles Lord Timothy Mayweather Emo-itis lampy_land thing Thing You have been struck down by the mighty and terrible Emo Plague. Now you must miss ever other go so you have time to sit in your room and write bad poetry using your own blood, until you find the elusive Pills of Happiness. fidget Menopausal Department Admin lampy_land action Action If player is male - negate the effects of any Action card that would cause you to lose a Module. Can be played at any time. If player is female - lose a Module or three Things. Shard Flood lampy_land action Action Miss a turn. If player holds House Off Campus then lose a Thing. Who builds accomodation on one side of a river and lecture halls on the other?! Shard Local Chavs lampy_land action Action Select a player to lose 2 Things Shard Drinker's Degree lampy_land action Action If the Player has 6 or more modules, they must discard 3. I write my best essays drunk!! Shard The Maz effect lampy_land action Action Choose a Player to lose 2 turns. Shard The Handbag Effect lampy_land action Action Everyone loses 1 Thing Shard Critical Fail lampy_land action Action Too much roleplaying? Select a Player to lose 1 Module Shard Fresher's Flu lampy_land action Action Select a Player. They must discard 3 Things or 1 Module Shard Charity Book Shop Raid lampy_land action Action Ty Agored have just been given all the set books!! Go through the Discard or Draw pile. If you find a module, it's yours. Shard Resits lampy_land action Action Can be played at anytime. Prevent the loss of 1 Module. Shard Water Works lampy_land action Action About to fail a module? Turn on the tears and save your ass. Negates the loss of 1 Module. Can be played at any time. Cannot be played against Menopausal Department Admin. Shard Library Recall lampy_land action Action All books are Discarded except Book Borrowed From Lecturer Lord Timothy Mayweather Lies And Misinformation lampy_land action Action Everyone rotates three Things to the Player on their left. If they cannot do this then they miss a turn. Lord Timothy Mayweather Kill The VC's Pet lampy_land action Action R.I.P Fluffles. Destroy The VC's Pet and discard any protected Modules. Lord Timothy Mayweather Distance Learner lampy_land action Action Player of your choice discards half of their Modules in play (round up). Lord Timothy Mayweather I'm A Lecturer Too... lampy_land action Action Forces the player to your left to discard one module. Lord Timothy Mayweather hiding the Books lampy_land action Action All other Players must discard the last Thing they have played. Lord Timothy Mayweather Identity Theft lampy_land action Action Swap your Modules and Things in play with those of another Player. They miss the next 2 turns. Lord Timothy Mayweather University Lecturers Strike lampy_land action Action Everyone must discard the Modules they have in play. Lord Timothy Mayweather Fancy a Course Change? lampy_land action Action Discard ALL Modules and draw three cards. Lord Timothy Mayweather Sudden Illness/Laziness/Death lampy_land action Action Player of your choice loses 3 Modules as they are forced to repeat a year. Alex Alex's Hyper Speed lampy_land action Action Gain an extra turn (in normal circumstances you can play 2 more Things and 1 more Action). Alex Start a Crazy, Crazy Society lampy_land action Action Every player discards one card from their hand as they waste their time with this folly. Alex 16's On The Rampage (minus Prince Charles) lampy_land action Action Each player discards one Thing in play. If they have no things the 16's mock them for their poverty. Alex Become and Exec Member lampy_land action Action This action is a complete waste of time... but you did a great job last forum! Alex Cramming Before an Exam lampy_land action Action In addition to playing your usual Thing and Action you may play another Thing if you have it. Alex Student Numbers Are Falling lampy_land action Action The only solution is to lower standards. Go through the discard pile and play the first Module you come across. Alex Engage in a Debate lampy_land action Action Take possession of a Module from another Player. As this does not count as discarding, having a Disability won't help the poor benighted fool. Alex Z-Day Plan lampy_land action Action Truly, your preparation for this even is staggering. If the Module Zombie Attack Preperation is in the discard pile then take it and play immediately. Alex Run a Roleplaying Game lampy_land action Action It's fun but it's a waste of time. No more Action cards may be played until your next turn. Alex Increasing Student Numbers lampy_land action Action The lecturers can be as harsh as they want. Every Player possessing a Module(s) loses one. Alex Alcohol+Laptop=Dead Laptop lampy_land action Action Player of your choise discards 2 Modules OR 3 Things. Alex The Book You Requested is Missing lampy_land action Action Player of your choise must discard one Module Alex Hoise By Your Own Pet 'Tard lampy_land action Action A Player of your choise loses a turn as an irritating buffoon follows them around. Alex Police Raid! lampy_land action Action Anyone with an illegal Thing has to flee or end up in prison. The players in question are out of the game and all their cards are destroyed. Alex It Was All Just A LARP Event lampy_land action Action Negates ANY Action (including Police Raid) Alex Incriminating Evidence lampy_land action Action If Police Raid! is played against you, select another player to take down with you. Can be the player who played Police Raid! against you. Alex Doctor's Note lampy_land action Action The only known defense against Menopausal Department Admin if you're female. Can be played at any time to negate the effects of Menopausal Department Admin. fidget Crazy Thursday lampy_land action Action Negates the use of 'Car' as you become the weekly charity taxi. fidget Sense of Direction lampy_land action Action Having discovered all of the short cuts Lampeter has to offer, you are no longer affected by Lampeter Miles. Discard both cards. fidget Discover Anti-Socal Networks lampy_land action Action After months, years even, of nay-saying such things you finally sell your soul and join. Now you are addicted and just keep coming back for more. Miss a go. fidget Pills Of Happiness lampy_land action Action The only known cure for the Emo Plague. If you are unaffected, discard. Once used, discard. fidget