Dvorak Export: Lampy Land Deck


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Name	Set	ImageFile	Type	CornerValue	Text	FlavorText	Creator
Roman Politics	lampy_land	module	Module		Stab This student. Poison that. Pay an assassin... well they have to pass somebody; you're the only student then they'll just have to pass you.		Shard
The Art of Bullshitting	lampy_land	module	Module		Creative Writing? Archaeology? Philosophy? As long as you can make shit up you can pass.		Shard
Volunteering in the Community	lampy_land	module	Module		2hrs a week for the year, thought it be easy but it was a lot more work than anything else you had done!		fidget
Token Trip Abroad	lampy_land	module	Module		Two stupid essays worth all the free samples of booze and a lifetime of anecdotes		fidget
Card Games Analysis	lampy_land	module	Module		Sick to the back teeth of card games? Solitaire will never again distract you whilst trying to write an ess... ooo, what's minetrap all about?		fidget
SWD Module	lampy_land	module	Module		Learn all those important life skills such as how to get free laptops, disability allowances, extensions etc		fidget
Media *cough*Studies*cough*	lampy_land	module	Module				Shard
IT Skill-less	lampy_land	module	Module				Shard
Ufology	lampy_land	module	Module		Whatever brings the money... er, students.		Shard
JK Rowling Studies	lampy_land	module	Module		Dosser Studies		Alex
The Pornographic Works of Pliny The Younger	lampy_land	module	Module		Translation work with illustrations.		Alex
Subjugating Other Cultures	lampy_land	module	Module		Vocational Module		Alex
The Project	lampy_land	module	Module		Alas, this is sooo dull that once you play it you lose your next go.		Alex
Life Skills: Zombie Attack Preperation	lampy_land	module	Module		A Practical Guide		Alex
Taming The Panda Within	lampy_land	module	Module		Some beasts are more dangerous than others...		Lord Timothy Mayweather
Condiments of the Lost Kings	lampy_land	module	Module		Marmite is sick & wrong.		Lord Timothy Mayweather
Surprise Through The Ages	lampy_land	module	Module		The element of surprise is grossly underestimated		Lord Timothy Mayweather
Cache of Drugs	lampy_land	thing_illegal	Thing: Illegal		Prevents any negative card being played against you specifically, with the exception of Police Raid.	Everybody loves their dealer!	Alex
Real Life Skull	lampy_land	thing	Thing		Bones are cool. You have a skull (two if you count the one in your head).		Alex
Swordy Swordy Sword	lampy_land	thing	Thing		You can swing your Sword at any time. You break suff. Discard one of your Things (not the Sword) and one Thing of another Player's.		Alex
Plonk	lampy_land	thing_alcohol	Thing: Alcohol		A bottle of cheap... actually the label has fallen off.  You may keep the cheap alcohol or discard to force another Player to lose one Module		Alex
Disability	lampy_land	thing	Thing		Your department are afraid of being sued.  Anything which causes you to discard a Module causes you to discard one less than you normally would.		Alex
Borrowed Book From Lecturer	lampy_land	thing	Thing		There are other places to go for books when the library closes... thank goodness!  Place with a Module - you cannot be forced to part with that module while The Borrowed Book From Lecturer is in play.		Alex
Library Book	lampy_land	thing	Thing		Somehow you find a useful book in the library.  Place with a Module. You cannot be forced to part with that Module while the Library Book is in play.		Alex
Whiskey	lampy_land	thing_alcohol	Thing: Alcohol		You may keep it to yourself or use it to prevent a negative Action being played against you.   Discard this card after use.		Alex
5 Pints of Real Man's Cider	lampy_land	thing_alcohol	Thing: Alcohol		Upon Playing may be given to any Player. The Player in possession of 5 Pints of Old Rosie misses their next go due to being unconcious.  This card is then discarded.		Alex
Roleplaying Book	lampy_land	thing_book	Thing: Book		You have a roleplaying book. Geek		Alex
Society Membership	lampy_land	thing	Thing		There is only really only one type of society in Lampete: a drinking society!  Ignore the negative effect of any card based on alcohol/drinking.  Discard after use.		Alex
The Magical Network	lampy_land	thing	Thing		Having discovered the mythical mobile phone network that works everywhere you are able to hold one more item. Your hand is increased by +1 card while this card is in play.		fidget
A Car!	lampy_land	thing	Thing		You can drive! You can escape this insanity for a day!  Negates the loss of 1 Thing.  Discard once used.		Shard
Lampeter Miles	lampy_land	thing	Thing		Play to an opponent. They can only play 1 Action OR 1 Thing while this card is in their possession.		Shard
A Friend To Take Notes	lampy_land	thing	Thing		Never lose a turn while in possession of this card.		Shard
A House Off Campus	lampy_land	thing	Thing		Costs more money, you're further from the library, friends, lecture halls... but at least you get a good night's sleep.  While in play you get +1 in your hand.		Shard
Egg-o-Destiny	lampy_land	thing	Thing		Someone Ninjes you house. Lose 1 turn to clean up, or take vengence and pass this card on to another Player. Can only be passed on 3 times.  Discard after all turns have been missed.		Shard
Hardship Fund	lampy_land	thing	Thing		Draw and extra card each turn.	Free? I'll take it!	Lord Timothy Mayweather
Sit-In	lampy_land	thing	Thing		Lose this card instead of a Module should you need to discard one.		Lord Timothy Mayweather
Overdue Library Book	lampy_land	thing_book	Thing: Book		Play against an Opponent. Lose 1 Thing or Module per turn until the Overdue Library Book can be returned (discarded). If not returned (discarded) after six turns; discard hand.		Lord Timothy Mayweather
The VC's Pet	lampy_land	thing	Thing		Protects two of your Modules while pet lives...	I'd do anything for Fluffles	Lord Timothy Mayweather
Emo-itis	lampy_land	thing	Thing		You have been struck down by the mighty and terrible Emo Plague.  Now you must miss ever other go so you have time to sit in your room and write bad poetry using your own blood, until you find the elusive Pills of Happiness.		fidget
Menopausal Department Admin	lampy_land	action	Action		If player is male - negate the effects of any Action card that would cause you to lose a Module. Can be played at any time.   If player is female - lose a Module or three Things.		Shard
Flood	lampy_land	action	Action		Miss a turn.  If player holds House Off Campus then lose a Thing.	Who builds accomodation on one side of a river and lecture halls on the other?!	Shard
Local Chavs	lampy_land	action	Action		Select a player to lose 2 Things		Shard
Drinker's Degree	lampy_land	action	Action		If the Player has 6 or more modules, they must discard 3.	I write my best essays drunk!!	Shard
The Maz effect	lampy_land	action	Action		Choose a Player to lose 2 turns.		Shard
The Handbag Effect	lampy_land	action	Action		Everyone loses 1 Thing		Shard
Critical Fail	lampy_land	action	Action		Too much roleplaying? Select a Player to lose 1 Module		Shard
Fresher's Flu	lampy_land	action	Action		Select a Player. They must discard 3 Things or 1 Module		Shard
Charity Book Shop Raid	lampy_land	action	Action		Ty Agored have just been given all the set books!! Go through the Discard or Draw pile. If you find a module, it's yours.		Shard
Resits	lampy_land	action	Action		Can be played at anytime. Prevent the loss of 1 Module.		Shard
Water Works	lampy_land	action	Action		About to fail a module? Turn on the tears and save your ass.  Negates the loss of 1 Module. Can be played at any time.  Cannot be played against Menopausal Department Admin.		Shard
Library Recall	lampy_land	action	Action		All books are Discarded except Book Borrowed From Lecturer		Lord Timothy Mayweather
Lies And Misinformation	lampy_land	action	Action		Everyone rotates three Things to the Player on their left. If they cannot do this then they miss a turn.		Lord Timothy Mayweather
Kill The VC's Pet	lampy_land	action	Action		R.I.P Fluffles. Destroy The VC's Pet and discard any protected Modules.		Lord Timothy Mayweather
Distance Learner	lampy_land	action	Action		Player of your choice discards half of their Modules in play (round up).		Lord Timothy Mayweather
I'm A Lecturer Too...	lampy_land	action	Action		Forces the player to your left to discard one module.		Lord Timothy Mayweather
hiding the Books	lampy_land	action	Action		All other Players must discard the last Thing they have played.		Lord Timothy Mayweather
Identity Theft	lampy_land	action	Action		Swap your Modules and Things in play with those of another Player. They miss the next 2 turns.		Lord Timothy Mayweather
University Lecturers Strike	lampy_land	action	Action		Everyone must discard the Modules they have in play.		Lord Timothy Mayweather
Fancy a Course Change?	lampy_land	action	Action		Discard ALL Modules and draw three cards.		Lord Timothy Mayweather
Sudden Illness/Laziness/Death	lampy_land	action	Action		Player of your choice loses 3 Modules as they are forced to repeat a year.		Alex
Alex's Hyper Speed	lampy_land	action	Action		Gain an extra turn (in normal circumstances you can play 2 more Things and 1 more Action).		Alex
Start a Crazy, Crazy Society	lampy_land	action	Action		Every player discards one card from their hand as they waste their time with this folly.		Alex
16's On The Rampage (minus Prince Charles)	lampy_land	action	Action		Each player discards one Thing in play. If they have no things the 16's mock them for their poverty.		Alex
Become and Exec Member	lampy_land	action	Action		This action is a complete waste of time... but you did a great job last forum!		Alex
Cramming Before an Exam	lampy_land	action	Action		In addition to playing your usual Thing and Action you may play another Thing if you have it.		Alex
Student Numbers Are Falling	lampy_land	action	Action		The only solution is to lower standards.  Go through the discard pile and play the first Module you come across.		Alex
Engage in a Debate	lampy_land	action	Action		Take possession of a Module from another Player.  As this does not count as discarding, having a Disability won't help the poor benighted fool.		Alex
Z-Day Plan	lampy_land	action	Action		Truly, your preparation for this even is staggering.  If the Module Zombie Attack Preperation is in the discard pile then take it and play immediately.		Alex
Run a Roleplaying Game	lampy_land	action	Action		It's fun but it's a waste of time. No more Action cards may be played until your next turn.		Alex
Increasing Student Numbers	lampy_land	action	Action		The lecturers can be as harsh as they want. Every Player possessing a Module(s) loses one.		Alex
Alcohol+Laptop=Dead Laptop	lampy_land	action	Action		Player of your choise discards 2 Modules OR 3 Things.		Alex
The Book You Requested is Missing	lampy_land	action	Action		Player of your choise must discard one Module		Alex
Hoise By Your Own Pet 'Tard	lampy_land	action	Action		A Player of your choise loses a turn as an irritating buffoon follows them around.		Alex
Police Raid!	lampy_land	action	Action		Anyone with an illegal Thing has to flee or end up in prison. The players in question are out of the game and all their cards are destroyed.		Alex
It Was All Just A LARP Event	lampy_land	action	Action		Negates ANY Action (including Police Raid)		Alex
Incriminating Evidence	lampy_land	action	Action		If Police Raid! is played against you, select another player to take down with you.  Can be the player who played Police Raid! against you.		Alex
Doctor's Note	lampy_land	action	Action		The only known defense against Menopausal Department Admin if you're female. Can be played at any time to negate the effects of Menopausal Department Admin.		fidget
Crazy Thursday	lampy_land	action	Action		Negates the use of 'Car' as you become the weekly charity taxi.		fidget
Sense of Direction	lampy_land	action	Action		Having discovered all of the short cuts Lampeter has to offer, you are no longer affected by Lampeter Miles. Discard both cards.		fidget
Discover Anti-Socal Networks	lampy_land	action	Action		After months, years even, of nay-saying such things you finally sell your soul and join.  Now you are addicted and just keep coming back for more.  Miss a go.		fidget
Pills Of Happiness	lampy_land	action	Action		The only known cure for the Emo Plague.  If you are unaffected, discard.  Once used, discard.		fidget

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